@RainnieDeVine
@ask_aubry
What are you talking about of course it’s a big deal. You only get ONE time where that’s his first time opening his own presents and understanding someone chose them for him. She’s his MOTHER.
@AmysMargin
@FiggyTater
@BenUticone
@sacwriter
@bdk1521
That’s right ladies! Plus, in what universe have centuries of women had real intimacy? They didn’t, they had domination and abuse. The idea that mean are allowed to call it some kind of emergency because they can’t make us be with them is patently ridiculous.
@emilykmay
Obvi I choose complementing his body, because he does look hot in that shirt.
Also, I’m dying at this book. Since I can see the word “dormitory” above the table I’m hoping you’re going to tell us it’s for college age kids so it will be even funnier.
@LVann_Sports
I’m a Rangers fan but I’ll say it: the Astros got a bum rap, and calling them “cheaters” in the way you did is a cop-out of the kind I’d expect from a casual, not a sports reporter. And to disrespect Altuve, who will certainly sit among the all-time greats of H-Town? Very uncool.
@nwhpeters
@criminalplaza
LMAO. I’ve been to London in the summer many times and that’s just not true. Come spend some time in Mexico or Arizona or Texas or Florida or the deserts of California or Louisiana.
@vszyb
@_queerauntie
@united
@Apple
This is exactly why my husband put AirTags on our stuff. Also I think they are liable for up to $3800 per passanger but I would have to check their Carrier docs again. Maybe someone else on
#lawtwitter
remembers better than I do?
@BullaBuri
@LS19Rob
@0ldoini
If you think that anyone would have ignored a crying bride saying she was kicked out during her wedding by horrible people and stopped trashing the coffee shop until they learned more information, may I introduce you to the internet and TikTok?
@PheonixRising50
@andersm0
@GEDSB
Here’s a list of literary works about that subject: The Scarlett Letter; Mrs Warren’s Profession by George Bernard Shaw; Faulkner’s As I Lay Dying; The Great Gatsby; The House of Mirth by Edith Wharton; Othello; The Sun Also Rises by Hemingway…I can keep going
I do not want to hear anyone tell me again vouchers are what everyone wants. They are NOT what everyone wants, that's why The People's House - the only branch of our government that has not been bought and paid for by two billionaires - said no.
#txlege
🧵1/
@MsAmyID
@DougEyolfson
@EM_RESUS
I’d been sick for a while and one morning I told my husband I think I’m dying something isn’t right. Called my doctor - he asked me if I needed a hospital and I said yes. He just straight up admitted me: turns out I was septic with a 106 degree fever. Listening saved my life.
@LauraNieusma
@RMFifthCircuit
"hand count" is a term of art which apparently means something completely not related to hand counting ballots...I'm an election lawyer and like - no. This is ridiculous and they didn't even show up prepared to apologise
@Imani_Barbarin
White women tears work - they constantly get rewarded by seeing the recontextualization work so they will keep doing it. And it's so insidious when they do it to women of color.
@sost64
@dearkimberlykay
@ishcontent
@notcapnamerica
@NYCHealthSystem
As a person of color when I saw her do that I felt my senses sharpen for danger and also felt an immediate and overwhelming sense of dread and fear. She wanted him to be seriously hurt or even killed just because he wouldn’t let her steal from him.
@AlwisInoka
@arghavan_salles
Sweetie men often kill their significant others when she has achieved anything such that would - in his mind - make her think she's "better than him," or "doesn't need him.
@YassirTexas
@dieworkwear
I assumed not but like I am not sure. And my husband is very much into dressing well, and classical lines and doesn’t own any of those hideous skinny suits, so I told him all about the Twitter Menswear guy. He often asks me if we learned anything new from him this week.
@SpaceSandT
@BFriedmanDC
@elonmusk
I don’t need someone from the UK instructing me and the rest of TexS to ignore a backwards cowboy hat and pay attention to the carpetbagger’s views on the Texas border. And to answer your question, it’s because a cowboy hat is not a fashion statement, it’s a working man’s hat.
Paging
@dieworkwear
: ignoring that his pants rise is too low and I can see his shirt under the jacket button, is he right about the black shirt? My husband doesn’t really do Twitter and is curious (I have often explained about The Menswear Guy).
#TikTok
@DrSiyabMD
Counter Point: As a lawyer, I agree people having access to tools they don't understand and can't properly use on their own is not a good idea. But the need he's speaking to is very real: people are tired of being ignored, gaslit, and derrided by medical professionals.
@MorganGrahamGOP
@ask_aubry
Indeed - my husband always says we “invent beauty.” He’s fascinated by the idea that we like manifest entire articles of clothing or blankets from string and sticks
@EileenLugo1
@anoneemouse5
@mo87mo87
You realize these people don't want to be billionaires right? They want everyone to be allowed to live without being slaves to the economy. You tho, wanna be one and have been convinced it's possible, so you'll carry their water against your own interests.
@elaifresh
@LiaMeAl0ne
I'm an attorney and I have a chronic illness. If I want to use my limited energy to work, or do some planned thing, and not for cooking that's really none of anyone's business, and I don't have to explain myself just because you don't think it's a good way to spend money.
@AConcernedPare2
@dieworkwear
There’s no such thing as a 15 min city emerging organically. It requires thoughtful planning and a prioritization of sidewalks, parks, & spaces over cars. All you’ve done here is admit you’re against an idea you see as beneficial just to say no to Democrats. Hope this helps 👍🏽
@StephTolev
My favorite part is how the other comedian becomes your hype man when the man baby returns to his seat. Bros back there fist pumping and cheering you on and really leaning into it. 10/10 no notes.
@steamyrv
@max_x_ie_
@ask_aubry
Also I don't know what you're talking about. It took me 20 seconds to confirm it's a man, even with the deletions. He tells a woman "everyone has problems, even men."
@RPLerias
I've had sepsis twice since the pandemic started, both times with COVID and pneumonia, even tho I mask and rarely go out. Both times hospitalized and almost died.
@Rae_209
@PurpleGobbo
@ask_aubry
It seems obvious she’d want to live in the same town as her high school, but he acts like his wife is hypnotizing and brainwashing her daughter to move there as if that’s the only reason. You can clearly tell he’s unhinged: remember this is all the stuff he’s CONFESSED TO
@PheonixRising50
@andersm0
@GEDSB
Seems you’re most likely so ignorant you are just reacting to things you perceive as contrasting your way of life which in this instance is frankly creepy
Yesterday, after 20 days in the hospital without being allowed to see anyone, my infection was gone, COVID was gone, and the pain was manageable with medication so I was discharged. I’m so glad to be home, but it’s going to be a long 2-4 mo recovery. Please pray for us.
@HJB3996
@Gtwy
@stark__tara
@0ldoini
But y’all are proving the shop's point: this is the sort of analysis that would have happened as people ripped them for not letting it happen since they didn't have another venue.
@babydocwhit
@DrJaninaRamirez
The only person exhibiting self-serving & dramatic behavior here is you ma'am. What a terribly unkind and ungracious person - learn how to speak to people. If you're really a doctor, I'll say a prayer today for the patients who share the misfortune of being treated by you.
@SnackpaxEpi
@DrNaber
Not a Dr., I’m a lawyer, but I understood you to be saying the feeling was based on your expertise, like when I finish a brief and feel uneasy - something I missed. It’s a really scary feeling and after over a decade litigating when I have it I’m almost always right.
@mrsir1124
@thereversedave
@acnewsitics
@Acyn
Hispanic female here and like, I'd vote to put my cat in charge first.
Look at them recognize the need for BLM and reforming the criminal justice system because it's imoqcts are not fairly and equally distributed racially just cause one rich white dude has to face the music.
@Maladroithe
When I was a kid we used to visit my grandmother in Ohio every summer and we’d go to Amish country and eat. I’ve never gotten over their mashed potatoes. Like how are they so fluffy and creamy - and the gravy was like beyond our capabilities.
@SloopyTexas
@notcapnamerica
@gymmath2
Sorry but no. The comptroller does an impact study on the net impact of illegal immigration and it's a double digit billion net gain to have them here. Without them our economy crashes.
@hcarolineking
My gyno is a black woman and she’s the best I have ever had. So much so that when I moved to the other side of DFW I refused to get another and instead I drive like and hour and a half to get there. Dr. Christy Walker in Plano - she’s the absolute best.
Voting Shouldn't Be an Obstacle, but
#HB6
would create many obstacles for Texas Voters.
Join us Wed. April 21st for statewide in-person and virtual events to STOP
#HB6
!
Checkout the Capitol event info for Austin here:
#txraction
#txlege
@SlavicFren
@BeckyChill
@KeefesReefs
@vegan_swiftie
@TheKaylaKnapp
No because there's not one. I'm a football fan. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with showing Taylor Swift at a game. I bet if Kelce's girlfriend was a model who was hot but dumb you'd want to see more footage of her. Cope and seethe misogynist, cope and seethe.
@AngieDaCoolNerd
@LyfeIzWeerd
That isn’t what a boundary is - that’s weaponizing therapy speak to be abusive. Boundaries are not things other people have to do
@RSGAT
I once promised I had two questions on redirect, and stopped after those two. And no one showed up to give me a Nobel Prize and so like what’s the point?
@shaenongarrity
@JessPected
And they still can't deal with the fact that we get to choose whether or not we want to associate with them. They feel entitled to our attention.
@arrtnem
@illiam_william
But Adele isn't singing us songs about her 17 year old boyfriend...that's not a double standard that's a reaction to the source material
My DH and I have tried to have kids for almost 12 years - no dice. Six miscarriages and $$ in adoption fees later, no kid. Now, Friday, a 4 year old is coming to live with us and rearranging my house has been exhausting and exciting. Hope y’all R prepped for random thoughts.
@tonemacaveli
@Doyenne817
@PeterPan1056
@MrsJellySantos
1) no.
2) so you admit people pay that much and you're willfully lying.
3) do you understand that food stamps or assistance gives you like 15% of your grocery budget or like a coupon for 10% off child care. Even on assistance they still have to pay more than $500/mo
@JoshuaPHilll
Don’t forget the way they’ve treated Tejano/Natives in Texas and the American Southwest since the arrival of the Spanish so long ago, and how they still describe the “invasion” of undesirable brown people as if brown people weren’t here when they got here.
@AdiraPasifika
@SussexvC
The rest of the Western world barely tolerates the idea of Kings, and only just, because its tradition matters so much to you. But the disgusting way the BRF; its Rota; and people treated its first royal of color, is destroying the high esteem the UK was once held in.
@kloogans
My cat: OUTRAGEOUS - How DARE you expect me to walk to my mat and eat off my plate. Until you bring me the plate I will act as if you didn't feed me.
@Dylan50388
@DoomScroling
Wow looks like someone needs a nap and a cookie, and then some statistics classes and maybe a couple on quantitative analysis
@pwthornton
@ghelt
@christaylor_nyc
As a Mexican American think it's Mexican American hate - like he's saying she's too stupid to eat Italian but Mexican food is appropriate for a stupid person.
@emoblie
@OregonGovBrown
Why should victims be the deciding voice in public policy? They aren’t objective disinterested voices. The state can’t be their revenge machine.
@95leo_
@betaarea
@AshGotThis
What? There's no space, it doesn't work most of the time. It constantly licks and makes us wait for a person anyway. And we have to bag our own stuff and then get stopped at the door so they can look thru it. Hating that interaction is not an "insane" response
@KathrynTewson
Note that a lawyer can't withhold a file from a client, and the file belongs to the client. So he's practicing law without a license and doing so in violation of basic ethics rules.
@love_arran
@LEXl__
@SheAndTheSea
@ask_aubry
You’re an awful person. How dare you suggest a woman is just as bad as a man who drugged and abused a newborn behind his partner’s back because she *checks notes* doesn’t live in solitude as a spinster because she’s a mom and in fact WENT TO THE BATHROOM with her baby supervised
@Dougmacd9826
@NadiaWhittomeMP
You mean the people that are probably being underpaid to begin with? You raise their hourly pay or leave their salary the same. It’s REALLY not that hard unless you want it to be.