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COO. Founder @MeddyHealthCo . @ecogeniaorg Ambassador. @trustfinta Advisory. I believe in using business as a force for good. | IG: @katerinadimitratos

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Katerina Dimitratos
4 months
My tweets/retweets are: - sometimes personal opinion - sometimes just an interesting point for others to consider/discuss/engage on and not my personal opinion - never a reflection of companies or other people affiliated with me (even if I work with/for them) - sometimes a
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Why is it always companies with a $300k base salary interviewing you off of an emailed CV or tweet vs companies with a $90k base salary requesting a 6000 word essay, video recorded Q&As, a blood sample, cover letter, and 9 rounds of interviews.
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@TexasLindsay_ The veterans were seated behind them. He turned to face the veterans being honored rather than have his back to them.
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5 months
Disclaimer: this annoyed me tremendously. Greek waiters will tell everyone when they’re ordering too much food. Men, women, teens, senior citizens. Everyone. It’s a country where people generally don’t want to be wasteful. If they think you’re ordering so much it’ll end up in
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If you missed it, Taylor Swift’s legal team threatened a guy that has been publicly tracking her plane. He argued it was public flight information he was tracking and he was not stalking her. Except he is currently tracking a flight (on a diff plane, not her own) from Tokyo to
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9 months
I have literally told male friends before: as long as a woman is coming at you — even if angry, or annoyed, or sad — if she is voicing it, she’s yours. Congratulations. If she goes silent, you’ve lost her. She has processed, moved on and mentally checked out. It’s unlikely she
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A woman loses interest when she no longer finds you attractive and inside of a relationship that primarily happens after many ignored attempts at telling you what she needs from you.
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@twinstantfamily In my experience if you use words like “they’re *legally liable* if your son dies or his condition is exacerbated while waiting on them, bc you’ve repeatedly stated he is 3 years old & thus not eligible to be working — but insurance *needs* to check if it’s a work related claim”
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Saw something that said: treat your kids with so much love that if someone mistreats them, they will immediately know. Love that. Everyone do that. Thanks, goodnight.
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I think we need a @bumble for jobs. Candidates make a profile and employers have profiles per job description. You swipe right/left on each other. If you match you interview. @LinkedIn build this.
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@piper4missouri Can you also claim child support for your embryo? 👀
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@amylorrainelong I began wearing a business suit and heels. They ask about your career and then they also listen. It’s terrible, but works. I’ve even done this when taking my car for service at a new place.
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Also, veal isn’t lamb.
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7 months
@MichHoivata If he wants an equal split, she should quantify and bill him for 50% of time spent pregnant and lost wages for *their* child, medical expenses, and recovery fees for what her body is going to go through & have to recover from.
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2 years
@slicethendice @lowkeyalbert I almost commented 'anemia' and found every other response more entertaining. But this is it.
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8 months
Be a Travis Kelce, not a Simone Biles’ husband (whatever his name is).
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Simone Biles is one of the greatest athletes who has ever lived. We have never witnessed her caliber of athlete. To the point they have to disqualify her from certain moves SHE invented to level the playing field for other athletes. And here is her loser husband
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My height went from 5’2” to 5’4.5” in 2 years of weekly yoga. Just an FYI.
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Only ~3% of men are over 6 feet tall and make $100k.
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I finally read Spare by Prince Harry and am so impressed with the level of work he has done: the self reflection, the growth, the vulnerability. He went into his shadows — no wonder he became the family target & scapegoat. Good for him.
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This should honestly discredit every single thing she said that followed.
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2 years
@t0nit0ne These two though 🥹
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Why do builders do things like this? 🫠
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@Casey This guy though 😂
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@PrToby2s It doesn’t matter if she is or isn’t, from a legal perspective it matters that they proved he is tracking her movements (that’s stalking) vs tracking public info on an aircraft (bc it isn’t her aircraft and thus not public info which she is or isn’t on). They basically set him up
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5 months
@Shadonis Yes, life happens. That’s sweet and like they made an effort at fixing it.
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7 months
Someone should open a US supermarket chain that only sells products from the EU. Because I think the EU makes better choices for consumers than the FDA. I’d like to invest. And shop there.
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@tiredofbsgal @jinbmore @TheRileyWilson @JulianCastro To start, make officers: 1. personally liable, 2. arrest them in cases like this, 3. creating a list of folks banned from ever being police officers. 4. Require educational program that include psych, empathy, leadership, etc. courses before just training someone to use a gun.
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Greek bank sent me a list of documents they need from me, a foreigner living abroad, to open a bank account this summer. I put them all into a Google Drive folder and sent them over. They can’t open links, understandable. I sent them all in a zipped folder. They can’t open it,
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@RobertMSterling This triggered consulting PTSD. What is the final ppt deck called? “TMobilePricing -v 12 FINAL FINAL - Actual Final” ? 😂
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2 years
I don’t understand the appeal of cruises. It’s like being trapped in one building with the sea you can’t swim in all around you. Someone explain.
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Yoga can also make you taller. I went from 5’2” to 5’3.25” to 5’4.5” in ~2 years of classes.
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One of the things I have done to help my back, is to bar hang every day for two minutes. Believe it or not, also gained back a quarter inch of height!
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@paktin Actually, you’re very right on that point. Greek beaches are where anyone of any sizes or age wears what they want and no one bats an eye.
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This headline is irritating at best and misleading at worst. IVF is failing couples, not women. During the egg freezing process I learned men’s fertility begins to wane in their 40s and their weight/diet, and overall health contributes to men’s fertility. But we focus on
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IVF is failing most women. The fundamental problem is that fertility is still shockingly poorly understood. But new research holds out hope of a revolution
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Just read @lyft donated $1mill to support the @ACLU to defend our constitution over the next 4yrs. Deleted @Uber & downloaded #Lyft 👋🏼🚗🚕🚙
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@creepydotorg Do books count?
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@aquariusdays Open and tweet it. Crowdsource your therapy + get paid for the Twitter engagement (to pay for the real therapy).
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@helllojojo This is terrifying. I would rather raise children in a Greek island village instead of like this.
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@josephwhiteboy1 @naomipieX @Morbidful The article said her momentum when she jumped in + the current swept her away. He didn’t jump the same way. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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I just saw a COO post a consulting calendly link that was $300 for 45 min and no one was hating on him. But my $400/hour received a backlash from middle aged white men. Weird. Wonder why or what the difference was.
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It’s 2024, and while unemployed I’ve had 2 women in business roles tell me I should just go be a secretary at a doctor’s office. Two. I have an MBA, am former Big4, was shortlisted by Google 3x (& counting) since Nov 19 (their acceptance rate is 0.2%), was in Yahoo Finance
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@coldhealing Aren’t you working from like 7 AM to 7 PM? I would order room service like I was Kevin at the Plaza (probably by 8/9) and then have a 5 part skincare routine with me to waste an hour+ 😂🫠.
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@itsmariannnna there are 30somethings that send messages just like this 😂
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@ALMannixMD Please tag the airline. They need to provide their staff with some diversity training. **women can be doctors too**
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@hollowearthterf @raw_power_play @coinresearcher2 She literally got the best husband in the show.
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The bots are out so I’ll be muting this now.
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Do you know what I find so interesting as a woman in business? Let me tell you. 🙃 1. When you're standing in a circle of men at a conference and a new man joins the circle, shaking each person's hand and making intros -- but he skips you. Here I think this is because some men
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@kanavjain @mugenx86 @tulsidas69420 @default_friend He’s saying the CEO should have worked harder and smarter to not need lay offs to survive and making fun of the after message CEOs send. Like ‘act like a leader in the first place’ not after the damage you caused.
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With layoffs all around, I’m going to need you all to make friends outside of work. Because those aren’t your friends. How? 1. join a group training class, Pilates class, yoga class, etc. and consistently go. You’ll see the same people. 2. find an art class, music class, some
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@coldhealing I got laid off this year and missing the connection to my officemates has been detrimental to my health 😕
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This was hilarious. “Best case scenario for Swifties? Basking in their love forever and 9000 albums to come. Worst case scenario for Swifties? An angry sexy breakup album. Worst case for Kelce fans? Taylor Swift buys the NFL (she’s worth $1.3b after the eras tour) and calls
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@SrMayo1 @tiredofbsgal @jinbmore @TheRileyWilson @JulianCastro To be a diplomat (or ever intern at a federal agency 🙋🏻‍♀️) folks go through extensive background checks — an armed police officer should be going through equal or more extensive checks before being handed a weapon.
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@doclauravater I think we need to name and shame those in business or medicine or whatever if they are not treating other people with basic human dignity and respect. Note: I’m not saying to do that for every little issue or disagreement. I’m saying BASIC human decency and respect. This
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I think the best advice I ever got from someone that was divorced and then happily remarried was to marry someone you enjoy just sitting on the couch to and talking for hours on end. The rest is all fluff that makes you think you’re compatible, will be happy, or things will be
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@kittykayser @amylorrainelong That’s where you need to do better at communicating. “I used to be able to XYZ, now I can only LMNOP”
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@RossFelix That too. In short, if a woman is coming to you with the gripes and big/annoying feelings, she’s yours. If she goes quiet, it’s done and she has checked out. At that point, serious consistent changes & grand gestures & effort might get things back but it’s much much harder.
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@MrsJellySantos This reminded me of meeting a Greek-speaking Spiderman in Times Square (he heard me and my cousins). He said he was also a Broadway actor (definitely not a famous or main one), but told us Spiderman paid better.
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@jilleeann_ Is it because gen z is sold “preventative filler/botox” and that makes you look matronly when it’s too much & at too young? The millennials that do this started baby botox at 35+, gen z is being sold it in their 20s.
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@ChillAsHellYYJ @diplo_drama @SoSaysLucia @TheBardolator @jamieparis @GrammarTable Yes, her ex and his pals had a group chat called the tortured mens department or something. This is the Joe Alwyn (her 6 year realtionship) album 😂
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@RohunJauhar This is dumb, the interviewee could be fasting from a certain ingredient during lent or allergic and not want to tell the world (their interviewer) their dietary constraints. If it’s more than 5 minutes I get it, but 25s makes it sound like you’re just a bad boss.
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@AdamSinger @AndySwan Actually, I worked in banking for several years & the couples getting divorced always only had joint accounts. The happily married senior citizens that were together for years always had separate accounts & then one joint account for all of their joint bills.
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@oldenoughtosay It’s not free if you’re spending your time with someone insufferable.
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@findingtayvis It’s interesting when some men act like guys that do things like this are inferior in some way, meanwhile every girl wants Travis Kelce treatment (aligned to that couple’s lifestyle and budget). Being good to her & acting like a grown man is literally how you get the girl.
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@ninagrewal97 The worst part is when they’re seemingly really kind, but then you see behavior like this and the rest of the world still looks at them like they are this kind person. Isn’t that called a mask?
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After 2 years without yoga, I shrunk back to 5’4” (for now). Stretch your spines, fam.
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@twinstantfamily You’d be amazed how quickly things suddenly get approved
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@businessbarista Imagine explaining this moat to an early stage investor? “But the messages are a different color on our phone. Everyone will want it to be blue.”
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@citehchris Literally have a cup of coffee and croissant on the table for her in the morning and she’ll think you’re the most amazing man in the world. The bar is on the floor.
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@SoSaysLucia @TheBardolator @jamieparis @GrammarTable Unless it’s a collab album and there are several tortured poets filling a department. And she’s the Chairman. 😬
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@beccapfoley This happened to me in in Miami in 2010. My symptoms were like yours (& I was with good friends that realized & took care of me, I drank half of a mojito when I started to feel weird). Another symptom I had was a racing heart/heat/sweating & feeling like I was running a marathon.
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I feel like I’m doing the peoples work with these posts.
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Anyway, if you’re hiring, I’m interested in strategy/operations. I also have finance experience, People Ops experience, an MBA, can build salesforce/tableau/HubSpot dashboards, know enough SQL to review/edit queries, & use data analyses for every major life decision. Plus
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I’ve had 4 different roles at 3 companies I was shortlisted to interview for and then gotten rejected before the first interview because of a reorg. I’m so tired of this market. 1 was a VC funded startup, 2 were Google (for 2 roles) & Citi.
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And this is one of the largest banks and with a “foreign banking liaison” guiding me
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@Doc_Lozano This sounds fake
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I love the people that read this and slid into my DMs to join their companies 🤣❤️ I also consult if that’s of interest 😬 and I’ll get back to each of you by this weekend.
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My Greek immigrant parents were right, no sleepovers ever. You have your own bed in your own house. I’m going to be that parent. Goodbye.
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If I’m at your door at 3am, because my child sent me panic texts to pick her up, and you tell me come back in the morning, I will snatch your legs from under you and crack your skull on the edge of your front stoop before you say another word.
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Umm you guys (Americans) haven’t had to wait 2-3 months for a doctor’s appointment before? Why do we only talk about wait times when it’s about countries w/ universal healthcare?👇🏼
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People are messaging me about wait times. In the UK, it’s relatively quick to see a PCP or get emergency care. But I did recently have a family-member tell me he had to wait a few weeks for a non-urgent, elective surgical procedure....
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@jtrebach Cancer might be scared of them.
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Has anyone noticed their follower count dramatically dropped? Are they removing the bots? 👀
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@MANisSTREET @t0nit0ne Let's simplify. I think both are about someone putting themselves out there for another person.
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@beccapfoley The weirdest part is the memory lapse from such a small amount of a drink. I literally remember nothing of that night after saying I needed to step outside for some air.
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@cottoncandaddy @chrisvt This happened to me with a package that was to return to Cyprus so I emailed the post office and copied the head postmaster (found his email online). It was delivered that Saturday with an apology from the local post office and mailman.
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@themostsikas They didn’t know those people were food critics and the food critics seemed to have gotten salmon, which isn’t local and wouldn’t be what’s recommended for food critics.
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@thesarahyork Elder millennial colleague has never been in love.
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Life in Europe vs America:
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This is my favorite:
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@randomrecruiter How do I add a community note? It’s raining in New Jersey today.
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Pastitsio is so much better than lasagna.
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@ivancedric_a And if you pay off a student loan or a car loan, it drops 45 points for each 😬🙃
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@DGreenbaum You reminded me of a scene in the Marvelous Mrs Maisel that has stuck in my head for years. The Jewish dad is lecturing his daughter on picking a good man to marry and says:
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There is this business influencer I follow that always talks about how she came from nothing and built all she has on her own. Today her post talked about her first trip to New York City at 14 years old. Her family lived in Scandinavia and her business man father brought them
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@oooshevancey And the fact that you can’t deduct student loan interest over $2.5k of interest paid or a $70k annual income.
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Find the problem.
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@hippiesuck_ I have a theory here. You know how women dress to impress other women, not men? Insecure men date to impress other men, not for themselves. Most guys would prefer the version on the left, but they see men these days all pursuing the type on the right and want to be
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The startup world is so funny because there are some VCs & founders that inspire me to change the world with them and others that make me want to throw my macbook against a wall and move to a remote Greek island where I live off the land until my dying days. There is no in
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@maiab This also works in taxis/ubers when they ask where you're traveling to alone... "oh meeting my husband, he had a meeting" 🦗🦗 after that
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This reminded me of my 14-year-old little cousin, who looks like a 6 foot tall version of me, and is wickedly brilliant. She likes logic puzzles, computer science/mathematics, is always reading and thinking. I spent a summer with her in Kefalonia where she kept asking me for
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The Museum of Ice Cream in NYC has been hiring for a VP of Operations for the last 2 years. What's going on over there.
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@realBrookNash “I appreciate the effort, but this isn’t quite what I was looking for”
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@nickgraynews I’m so invested in this! 😂 Have a safe flight and a great blind date!
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@jaltma @MrGoldBro Or they want the startup and the big company is backup 👀
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@learning_to_die This is the answer. They typically find you for those jobs, you don’t find them.
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Greece has a digital nomad visa (€75) where you can spend up to 6 months working there for your current non-Greek employer without any tax/legal obligations to Greece beyond getting the visa.
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@rklau @expensify @dbarrett @dbarrett how do you deal with board members, employees, or colleagues that would disagree with sending a political message? Asking for myself and others that would love to approach this as you have 🙋🏻‍♀️
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