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2 years

@almtree @NaomiRHelm The filming is a LOT more important than calling 911. Think about it. 911 won’t get there in time and may not even respond to a police situation. The filming is what will get these cops off the street AND deter future bad behavior by other cops

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@BamaCLT @nypost Something negative has to happen. You can’t have employees wondering if confronting thieves might be better for their job. Or if failing to confront thieves might be a risk to their job. They need to know instantly that it’s a negative. I would’ve done a lighter punishment.

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@Embiitch @jasrifootball @PatMcAfeeShow @_TJWatt Gotta love living in a world where every nice, generous idea is immediately met with a loser critic reply guy who has a way to make it better.

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@CPooparino @RealChristyChck @unusual_whales “Literally laid off” why do y’all talk like this? Grow up. If you’re sophisticated enough to be buying $1m+ homes, you’re sophisticated enough to understand that losing your job can put you in a bind if you didn’t set aside any additional savings.

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@FrankieQuigs @Osint613 In Vegas they certainly would. Gaming commission not letting that one slide. Singapore is culturally a lot more strict on integrity type stuff than Vegas is (by a lot, lol) so I’d be surprised if Singapore is loose on this.

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@Unseen_Trash @shegenerates @thechosenberg 3x as much though. Dude absolutely shouldn’t be joking about her taking half his money if she makes 3x as much.

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@BamaCLT @nypost They filmed at close range with a phone. They followed the perps into the parking lot. I know the one chick looks decent in those pants but she ain’t gonna fuck you so stop white knighting and talking nonsense

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@CPooparino @RealChristyChck @unusual_whales Furthermore, if you’re making $300k at Meta and seeing hordes of people around you making the same, all while living the “big tech” life of 3x daily yoga class, office pickle ball tournaments and bottomless chai lattes, maybe question the sustainability of that.

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@cookivirus @Flappis2 @formularacers_ Jeddah is fantastic. Drivers were blown away when they first tried it in FP1 in ‘21. I remember Bottas on team radio being distracted by how cool it was

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@DrCamRx @VivekGRamaswamy He won more votes than he lost. Your business isn’t my problem. Unless you plan to share the profits with me, in which case let’s talk. Vivek is standing up for capitalism, plain and simple.

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@SeanscSs @JonahDispatch You sure it’s not hard to understand? Because you sound very confused

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@bigguccicraigy @StockTalks21 Why are they trying to get a 2 when down 14?

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@DSherrice @MadFights_ As a big guy myself, feels whack to me 🤷🏿‍♂️ 1. Small dude being attacked by woman 2. Only hits her once to get her off him 3. Big dude just looking for an excuse to pick on the little guy

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@prof_smartass For those actually interested in the truth, there is abundant evidence that Rittenhouse was motivated by civic duty. Not saying that makes his decision the smart or responsible thing to do. But Noah is wrong, as usual.

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@jkatcher74 @michaeljburry When a brilliant and deeply thoughtful person says something that conflicts with your politics, you choose to re-evaluate the person rather than re-evaluate your politics. Doesn’t seem like the smart move.

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@KellerOfCapsule @DavidSacks Imagine thinking that the silicon valley voting block is more influential than the anti-bailout voting block

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@paulkhammond @libsoftiktok He can just go back the next day and answer the question and donate. He thought it would be a good idea to raise awareness of this absurdity.

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@ashtonpittman @judyblume I think it’s a real mistake for the trans movement to paint a person as a bigot when all the person says is that biological gender is real. One can believe that, and also believe in acceptance of those who transition. Bashing JK Rowling hasn’t helped trans people.

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@FightHaven Obvi sucker punch and you can tell way before which guy is gearing up to do something shady

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3 years

@stillgray I don’t know about the smaller stuff, but there is 0% chance he is found guilty of any of the murder charges. Zero.

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4 years

@EctorS1971 @cmduncan8 @RealKentMurphy What’re you the team dentist or something? Anyone be thrilled to bump into one of the team’s all time greats at a coffee shop. Hell, even a celebrity would be thrilled . . could totally see some celeb telling Jimmy Kimmel about bumping into Manny. But not Mr. Unimpressed here

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@iamharaldur So everyone wants to move to Iceland, right? Right? Wrong. Don’t get me wrong - lovely country, and wouldn’t mind living there at all. Just saying the US must be doing something right, still the most popular destination where people will do just about anything for residency

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@AnnaKellyWI @BillGlauber Why would the double space after a period be any less useful today? I can only imagine it’s purpose was to be easier on the eyes, i.e. you have one space between words and an extra space (plus period) to emphasize hard stop between sentences. How is today different?

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@stoichast @HateToBotherYou @EricFrohnhoefer @theswolepole @elonmusk The problem is Eric gave a good response and still got fired and ridiculed by Elon’s crew of sycophants. Seems mildly frustrating at a minimum

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@megangailey Have Blue Apron and Lyft been burning cash since 1997? Sit down, you’re embarrassing yourself.

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@McAdamstry @ElijahSchaffer If he was only defending his property, he would not have a right to shoot. But because the intruder has a gun, owner has a reasonable belief that deadly force will imminently be used upon him (that’s the legal phrase). This entitles him to use deadly force.

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@AttorneyCrump Who called the cops?

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3 years

@blkmamba824 @KyrieIrving Y’all still don’t get it. This is similar to his flat earth statement. His point in both instances is that people need to stop forcing beliefs on ppl. He doesn’t actually think the earth is flat or that masks are useless. He’s just saying let people think for themselves.

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@mlhobbyist @kron4news I didn’t have a really clear picture of what gaslighting meant until I saw your tweet

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@AnonEsqwOpinion @WallStCynic Found it

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@sexygirl798 @hellolanemoore You’re right, dogs are much more pleasant than babies

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@patrickdward @AlexH_Johnson The whole point of the thread is that it’s not actually a bank but has this hidden strength to the business (namely deposits) that is also a key feature of banks. If Starbucks was literally a bank there would be no point to the thread

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@zebulgar You mean it wasn’t a great idea to let an autistic teenager set global energy policy?

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@JasonTeslaQ @anthonyjdella @Julie_LGreen @Microsoft

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@soledadobrien @mvoss43 It’s really not that hard. Woke people reduce every person and experience to race and gender. That’s what woke is.

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@Emmmyalluu @FightHaven Oh it’s more than OK. He’s trying to protect his girlfriend

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2 years

@aaronhoyland I don’t think his listeners care about the license. He’s popular because he makes strong arguments and supports what he says. I also think your followers would have to be incredibly naive to think that politics doesn’t play a role here.

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@LilAnnieFan @coinbullly @MarybethMahrer @TheWoofWorld Ok but why do the physical needs of other passengers trump mine? How do we decide?

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@5rhoe @FightHaven Damn straight. Kiki mouth full as that fight happening.

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@SaratogaGrandma @scobie You’re right, it wasn’t rude. But more context: Pitt symbolizes clueless American F1 who jump onto the bandwagon bc of a Netflix show and have no idea what’s going on. Brundle is a legend, and any non-clueless celeb can’t wait to meet him on the grid walk

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@jeepgirl9272 @TheRichFromCali Shouldn’t have even gone to a jury. Whole thing was on video and was textbook self defense. Prosecutor who brought case would have been disbarred in some states for bringing it.

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@Navglad @ggreenwald @HeerJeet @EoinHiggins_ Nah he said he’d be willing to talk to each of them separately. What’s weird is that Jeet can’t go one on one.

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@tommywarboys @OddStockTrader Honestly Tom, a couple people have asked you for specifics and you seem dodgy about it. A couple other people have noted the white knight energy. It’s really starting to sound like you’re into the lady in question and get jealous.

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@DipsetIsDadRap @conorsen Whether it’s for parenting or other reasons, seems everyone has a heightened awareness of their time and how valuable it is. Question is, why is office less efficient. Obviously the commute but I suspect it’s also bad bosses who waste more of your time when you’re in person

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@karinasophia12 @breidenfehoko4 No place for women. No place for normal sized men. Talent pool for analysts is limited to a few hundred folks born with large frames and speed. Instead of about a billion folks who have the potential to learn. Clown take from a guy born with more muscles than brains.

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@Joe28753 @fuckyouiquit And (iv) while I know my rights have some limitations due to at-will employment, I also know they’re not completely limited. And if I have any rights at all, a judge would consider punitive damages for this extreme behavior. So let’s make a deal or I will speak to a lawyer.

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@JOC__1991 @Mikulitsi That fact that they include Belgium, where he wasn’t even truly on pole, demonstrates how stupid the stat is. Ppl just want to generate content so they come up with dumb stats. Race results prove RB the better car. Quali results prove CL able to take slower car to extreme limit.

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@PaulHook_em The other reason we know the videos are real is that they’re not even embarrassing

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@EmilyWells1997 @SarahSpain Borderline tragic watching Sarah shift from talented sports media personality to this other kind of person who takes herself and her politics more seriously than she takes her work. Hope she turns it around. She always had the brains to be great at this.

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@xxoMarina @AdamWAFC_ Other way around. He uses great causes to build his platform & money. He thanks you BTW.

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@ajm31 @ClayTravis So much progress could be made in the debate of this issue if Dems could just learn that a semi-automatic is not at all what they’re imagining (which is an automatic)

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@SamEversonCle I’m a proud Cleveland native and may even move back, but this kind of try-hard stuff isn’t a good look. Every city on Earth has ugly spots and nice spots. Selectively choosing one nice spot in Cleveland and then pretending there’s a beach is just a desperate look.

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@Joe28753 @fuckyouiquit I’m a lawyer. Obviously not legal advice Since OP isn’t my client. But you want to strike while the iron is hot. Company could get over this any day. So you tell them (i) you cost me my job (ii) the post is accurate (iii) hire me for a year or pay me 6 months w/no work.

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@paulkhammond @libsoftiktok To be clear, I am agreeing with this man. I am disagreeing with the commenter above me who said that his commitment to donating is paper thin. My point is, he refuses to answer today so he can get rejected and raise awareness. Doesn’t mean he won’t play along afterward.

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@hedgehoggum @Porn_Identifier @AllWorkIsEzWork @ateenyalien Men have similar tastes my dear.

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@mollyfleck I’ve generally known you to be thoughtful in your posts so maybe I’m missing something this time. Your post seems to basically say “the city should do X because it would be good for me personally” and that’s it

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@mcbyrne @ImNotOwned What are people supposed to do, intentionally build less desirable homes so they’ll be more affordable? You realize if we keep building nicer stuff, the supply of nicer stuff increases and it’s price goes down.

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@TheGothSpecial1 @gurpreet09 @wbuxtonofficial Lewis was robbed in Abu Dhabi but it’s a full season mate. Max was robbed of points in Silverstone among others. All races equally important

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@Pondering_Dee @scobie You don’t watch F1. Your one short tweet is enough for me to be certain of that. That should indicate to you how big of a miss this was by Pitt.

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@Zillionair1 @BryanH0073 @znmeb @Noahpinion Nah Bryan is right. Long Covid, while perhaps not entirely bullshit, has been massively overblown by hysterical people. Major medical journals have downplayed it. People who are still masking without special vulnerability should seek therapy.

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@sagesteele @CaitlinClark22 @RebeccaLobo Very good explanation by Rebecca and she moved me a bit to that side. A bit. But not nearly enough. Think of the millions of young girls who idolize CC and are home for the summer. This is the chance to make US Women’s Basketball an institution for them, like USWNT soccer.

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@Chris97222864 @ClownWorld_ It’s a white people thing. And it’s never poor white people. It’s educated white people who obsess over this nonsense. Check out a comedy blog called Stuff White People like. Captures what they’re about. Sea salt, crosswords, “tolerance” and the like.

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@matthewstoller Did you seriously just argue that we need to tax more so our government can have more power over us like China does?

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@WhatHurtsNowEgg @nypost It’s always some excuse isn’t it? Young parents are the world’s most entitled people. Everyone knows this.

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@ShaneAlanHardin @DeAngelisCorey Crazy right? It’s almost as though taxpayer money belongs to the taxpayers

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@JoeErotic1 @nypost He is not. This is a standard policy in retail. You have to prioritize safety.

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@MadelynBurke Respectfully disagree with you. If you listen to Kyrie’s full interview he makes it quite clear that he is not antisemitic in the slightest. He’s annoyed at being asked such a ridiculous question, and that’s why doesn’t dutifully give the simple answer media demands of him.

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@TheEliKlein @mualphaxi Only rookie New Yorkers say crap like this. I’ve been in NYC 20 years, living in some of the best spots (West Village, Gramercy, Upper West) and can tell you it’s pretty easy to see the similarity with Chicago. Takes time.

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@ByAlexAzzi Nah, there’d be supply if they sensed any demand

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@NickAscherl @stoolpresidente Ugh traveling parents are the worst. I’m sure it’s hard Nick. I honestly believe you. But it’s your problem. Don’t make it someone else’s problem. That’s what you folks keep missing.

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@DickDozer69 @thechosenberg Yeah it’s a tough one. Ultimately if I’m in the dude’s shoes, I tell my wife sorry but marrying me doesn’t mean I need your permission to visit a deathbed. I can promise a short visit but I can’t just do whatever you tell me.

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@frieddegenerate I sure as hell hope you’re 45

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@USMC_NASCARFire @CollinRugg @glasskann0n One dead. Dozen injured, maybe. But if you use the right words, it’s the darkest day in American history. Not a riot, an INSURRECTION. They didn’t walk into the Capitol, they BREACHED it. It wasn’t a protest, it was SEDITION. Only Democrats and dramatic teenagers do this.

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@zmann8531 @CCat2001 @msgwrites @SamWangPhD Imagine thinking you’ve uncovered a overlooked hole in a story that’s been investigated, told and re-told millions of times over 20 years.

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@ExposeGrove @stillgray I have yet to see one of these vids from Texas.

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@scribecheck @Nerdy_Yarn_Lady Studies show vaccinated surgical patients have no additional risk of complications. Easy to find via Google. Comfort can come ahead of safety when we’re talking about minute-to-nonexistent differences in safety.

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@Jvalenxo_ @365DiversityLLC She sells diversity training so naturally she needs to construct a world where everyone needs it.

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@EtherwXlf @greg_price11 Clues for the deaf include: 1. They have name tags in front of them. 2. The camera tends to focus on who is speaking. 3. Speakers almost always have body language that indicates they are talking. There’s nothing routine or even reasonable about what they’re doing,

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@Blackcapitalis And you’re showing that a lot of people can’t think beyond skin tone

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@Noahpinion @ritholtz That’s not accurate and you know it. You’re just intimidated by Chicago as many coastal folks are. It can be a humbling place for a nerdy academic media type. No disrespect , just saying let’s be honest and not make things up.

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@RobAlmighty45 @libragirl75 @JabriMD @NEJM Typical lawyer. Lemme guess: grew up smart, didn’t know what to do with that, so did law school by default. Then realized the profession doesn’t provide enough outlet for your energetic mind, so now you wander into things you know nothing about. Learn a new skill. Not too late.

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@juice_mami @BTC_Brendan @SunlightFiona1 @DailyLoud I’m super curious . . your alternative is what? Just no sentence?

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@FITFUNFREE @scobie Not the issue. Issue is he’s posing as an F1 guy and being exposed as not an F1 guy. Because meeting Martin is standard operating procedure when walking the grid. It would be fine if he wasn’t making an F1 movie and going around telling everyone how much he loves the sport

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@bmurphy69420 @stillgray @WR_Samurai Hey douchebag . . she lives in a country that has a tipping system. It’s not her problem to solve that. Her customers should tip appropriately

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@arlenparsa @AshtinBird His thinking is that she’ll be so charmed & committed by a certain point, she’ll forgive the lying about the kids. Sadly I do think some women are desperate and will forgive lies. But also, I doubt this guy is enough of a charmer to get there.

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@poppacarne @DialloKreed @harrisonpkent Ah yes, finance. That’s what he’s known for being good at

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@Sante_latte @scobie Bad take. Brad here symbolizes the typical embarrassing American F1 fan. Jumping onto the F1 bandwagon bc it’s trendy, and not actually caring about the sport. If you’re on the grid and have any clue about F1, you expect to meet Brundle.

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@jacktrial_ @BamaCLT @nypost Seriously. I know it’s a long shot that chasing them leads to something violent but what if that happens? How many pairs of pants is that worth? It’s a simple business decision, you let the merch go.

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@ClayTravis It’s a 10 year old clip. Try thinking for yourself instead of just parroting politicians

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@WashedLifestyle @hodgetwins I like it in theory, but “bettering the community” quickly becomes an excuse for shaking down everyone to benefit special interests that lobby for the benefits of the tax. For example at the pension abuses in big cities today.

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@whatsgngonhere @Mikel_Jollett @chrislhayes LOL. Liberal builds echo chamber. News at 11

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@DickDozer69 @thechosenberg I was against the wife until i got to the part where the ex gets ultra-cryptic about the topic. give the guy something, you know he’s gonna have an uncomfortable wife

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@scribecheck @Nerdy_Yarn_Lady You seem to make it your place.

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@amnamirza @itsmarkmoran @wagieeacc @HillaryClinton Not sure if this is sarcastic. But the idea of finance as being a sexist & macho frat house culture is 20 years stale. In fact the stereotype is kept alive by nerdy young men in finance who wish they were that. Main sexism on Wall St today is how aggressively women are hired.

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@DrLeanaWen Your side was always wrong and you’re not gong to backtrack now and get away with it

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@ksqueed @MichaelLeNinja @TheoVon they gay tho. it just takes time

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@afcwkrr Most childish fanbase in F1. How many other drivers would also be great without bad luck

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@Pariah501 @katienolan Lame even if it wasn’t on a thread about someone who just tragically died

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@Embiitch @jasrifootball @PatMcAfeeShow @_TJWatt Actually, it’s a very nice and generous idea.

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@Jss304 @DJW9100 @CollinRugg @budlight Customer is always right. But I guess they don’t teach that in sociology class, so the libs are always surprised to hear it.

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