Sophia @0ldoini Twitter profile

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4 years

Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

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9 months

I’m obsessed with the audacity of this wedding party

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9 months

Guys i hate the wedding industry as much as anyone, but this is a literal COFFEE SHOP that actually charges v fair rental costs!!

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9 months

The coffee shop emailed and said it’s a $500 rental fee + minimum consumption + tips and the bride just replied saying ‘that’s unreasonable’ WHAT

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@0ldoini

3 years

The wikipedia page for the 1904 Olympics Men’s Marathon might be my favourite Wikipedia page ever

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9 months

@logicalkitty this is what I keep thinking!! Did they have a back up plan if the staff actually kicked them out?? (I doubt it, I suspect they just expected it to go their way)

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3 years

This will never stop being funny

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@0ldoini

6 months

This guy was a dick in 2017 but tbh he was actually onto something because I was sectioned a week later

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here this lass is actually going through searching 'mr brightside' on twitter at 2:37 am, get her sectioned man

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11 months

Can’t believe I missed my opportunity to buy The Apparatus for a bargain price

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@0ldoini

3 years

B*omers on here claiming that £24k is a v good salary because they earned it in 2001 when it was worth over £40k, I *can’t*

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@0ldoini

1 year

iPhone calendars getting everyone today

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@0ldoini

10 months

I would never recover from this

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@0ldoini

6 months

This is such an insane take, everyone in the country has eaten a meal deal

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6 months

@providenceluvr I’ve only seen very overweight people eat meal deals 🫢

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2 years

@howdoyouello This is unenforceable btw so just ignore it

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@0ldoini

1 year

@iam_lukesoul @PopBase Can you read?

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1 year

Idk I feel like if your entire pension plan is renting your flat while away, this is kind of on you

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1 year

Maybe..it’s because..it’s French time

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2 years

Obsessed with this Indian restaurant’s replies to reviews

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2 years

Are you kidding me

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1 year

Excuse me those are my emotional support open tabs

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@0ldoini

8 years

Is this the worst thing ever written?

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@0ldoini

1 year

Everyone saying ‘we wouldn’t have complied, we would have rioted’ is greatly underestimating how bootlicky the British public are

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@Channel4News

2 years

"There was an idea at one moment that we may have to ask the public to exterminate all the cats in Britain." Former Health Minister Lord Bethell discusses the early government response to the Covid pandemic.

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3 years

HOW was this guy not fired (he later banned US female swimmers from participating in the 1912 Olympics because yolo misogyny)

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6 months

She worked in local government and hadn’t checked the state pension age for OVER FOURTEEN YEARS????

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@0ldoini

3 years

I think it’s called looking after your child, but I could be wrong!

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3 years

is Stella Creasy now carrying her baby with her everywhere purely as a bit

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3 years

The fact he was still whining during the trial KILLS ME

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1 year

It’s wild that we even put addresses on ballot papers full stop tbh

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1 year

'(Address in Liverpool)' lmaaaao

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3 years

Andarín Carvajal is my hero

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@0ldoini

6 months

@salsaverse Not in the slightest

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4 years

Yes I sat here refreshing this for fifteen minutes, no I do not have a life

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10 months

Absolutely obsessed with this person asking the british broadcasting corporation for help with the Elizabeth line, then asking for a personal police escort, then whining about not being allowed to walk on the tracks and then posting a picture of their piss to BBC

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4 years

Nice

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@0ldoini

3 years

MY STOLEN IPHONE IS IN CHINA

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@0ldoini

11 months

Business idea: a trendy sports bar in Shoreditch with The Apparatus. People pay to use it and must wear used PE kit from lost property

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@0ldoini

4 years

@DamCou Excuse me you're not allowed to comment FUNNY things under MY funny tweet!!!

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@0ldoini

3 years

Middle aged men will wear the same crumpled up disposable mask they keep in their pocket for three months

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9 months

Who did this branding because I resent it

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2 months

Ah central line

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9 months

this is the dumbest part of our train ticket pricing system

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@0ldoini

7 months

I will never stop thinking about the porn star who accidentally got the Lib Dem logo tattooed on her

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@0ldoini

3 years

Who still posts this stuff when they’re on trial, absolutely idiotic

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@0ldoini

11 months

The Apparatus was brought out ONCE in my entire time at primary school. ONCE

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1 year

Howling at this guy packing FLIP FLOPS for a trip to London

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@0ldoini

10 months

@AskNationwide @shaximinion Do @TfL have a recommended time to add to a journey to account for delays? From what I can see, as long as Sha was on track to arrive at Heathrow at the usual recommended 3 hours before flight departure, you’ll pay out.

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@0ldoini

11 months

@Hope_iz_dead @ceaubin Have you considered that not everyone is you

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6 months

Not something I tweeted three glasses of wine in at 2am catching on

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@0ldoini

3 years

£24k after tax is ~£19k. Average rent for a one bed in London is £1500. £24k salary leaves you with just over £1000 for food, student loans, transport, bills, and other expenses! So generous!

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1 month

@stepheniscowboy In tears

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@0ldoini

5 years

Why does no one talk about the second puberty women go through aged 18-25 when they suddenly gain loads of weight and curves?? It's never talked about and all my friends (and me!!) freaked when they suddenly gained several stone

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3 years

Can’t deal with people calling Miles Routledge ‘based’ or ‘a legend’ - rescuing him means someone else can’t be, whether that’s an Afghan refugee or a British employee or journalist

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1 year

WHAT

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@0ldoini

1 year

I’m currently in an (online) stats exam but I have to interrupt to laugh at this This is not adhd. This is called having a functioning brain that has thoughts.

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@0ldoini

8 months

@__MarieTherese_ There also IS something objectively wrong about not being willing to share a space with a certain demographic - it’s this mindset that leads to people being dehumanised (and this happens to infants all the time!!)

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4 years

Hey guess what, today I've been self harm free for 2 years

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2 years

Some friends went there last night and the head waiter HIT ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS because they thought he was a waiter

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4 years

Positive news: today I am 600 days self harm free

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@0ldoini

10 months

@drwhofan_194 Honestly 😭 the app even registered it as a win!!

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@0ldoini

7 months

@CosmicSchemer @esthergbenz It was also sent to Reuters/AP/Getty etc to distribute

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@0ldoini

2 years

Once again I am begging the commenters to realise that ‘not guilty’ does not mean ‘innocent’. It means insufficient evidence of guilt beyond reasonable doubt

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2 years

#Breaking Manchester City footballer Benjamin Mendy has been found not guilty of six counts of rape and one count of sexual assault, while jurors could not reach verdicts on one count of rape and one of attempted rape, following a six-month trial at Chester Crown Court

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4 years

The year is 2050. An elderly man walks laps in his garden. No one remembers how this tradition started, but each year a centenarian is chosen to perform this ritual. 'Please, can I stop? Some water?' he begs his carers. He cannot stop. He must keep walking to fund Our NHS.

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@0ldoini

2 years

Hell in a rental flat

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@0ldoini

1 year

The worst kinds of tweets are the ‘well we have it worse so you should as well’ tweets

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4 years

Had enough

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3 years

(This is why no one lives alone in London)

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@0ldoini

6 months

A lot of this campaign is relying on and perpetuating the myth that state pensions aren’t a benefit and that individuals pay into them directly (so are entitled to them and can claim it’s been ‘stolen’). The replies to this are a pretty clear demonstration of that

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'Women who have good jobs, generous pensions... they don't need this money. They're angry, they're hurt but they're not suffering' Economist @Frances_Coppola says WASPI women should've pursued 'targeted support' from the government More ➡️ 📺 Sky 501

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1 year

Letting my dog get rabies because I’m scared of dog autism

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A majority of American dog owners are now expressing “concerns” about vaccinating their dogs— including for rabies— following MAGA conspiracies about COVID. Nearly 40% were baselessly concerned that vaccines could cause their dog to develop autism. 🔗

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4 years

@ellegist Is that the hogwarts shield

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1 year

They fiat 500ed the play kitchen

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5 months

This was your candidate

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@0ldoini

2 months

4. Every attempted riot had a far larger counter protest there before it could begin

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Three things have possibly deterred further riots: - huge police presence - swift justice delivered with hefty sentences handed out today - a loss of momentum after the weekend, with no one event ever really topping a few hundred people, as shocking as some scenes were

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1 year

The 40-60 year olds would have started cat killing gangs on the street, going door to door to find them

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2 years

I have many thoughts on Archie Battersbee’s case that are very hard to express and still sound kind because the facts are so brutal but god some of the misinformation I see is so bad

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1 year

Taylor is not touring Paris for the Americans, pls be serious

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1 month

I’m generally quite suspicious of anyone who says they *enjoyed* lockdown! It was horrifically scary and everything was uncertain! How bad was your life before that mass illness and death was an improvement!

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I have deleted my tweets about just how deeply traumatic I found lockdown because somehow every time I post about that I get people saying "haha I made bread and I didn't have to go to the pub! great!" and I don't care about that, don't tell me about it

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1 year

I am never paying that off

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@0ldoini

2 years

Oh who the fuck cares about some consenting adults being into spanking, this isn’t the 1970s

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2 years

Your friends who have experienced domestic violence can see you celebrating right now

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1 year

@1followernodad We do actually say 11th of July in Europe!!

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@0ldoini

4 years

Looking forward to all the Conservative MPs appalled at tonight’s event voting against the Police and Crime Bill next week!

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@0ldoini

1 year

Lord give me the bravery of John Mayer keeping his comments open on Instagram

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@0ldoini

3 years

Now do Ronaldo too

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3 years

Manchester United says Mason Greenwood will not return to training or play matches until further notice For more on this and other news visit

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1 year

Just get a licence lmfao

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4 years

Where does the government put all this daylight we're supposedly 'saving'? Suspicious

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@0ldoini

9 months

Bold to say on a website where everyone is autistic

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if you have like a 17 year old who still eats off the kids menu and only likes mac and cheese or chicken nuggets you’re kind of failure as a parent

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@EmmaSzewczak I know this probably isn’t 100% serious but the vast majority of artists only write about their own life, singing is pretty commonly storytelling about your life! But also yes, most of folklore and evermore are fictional stories or about other people’s experiences!

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1 year

Oh my GOD

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2 months

@aitchrobertson I do this exact bend most days and thought it was bad but the Stratford- Leyton screech was something else

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5 years

STEPHEN

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@0ldoini

3 years

Balls still exist, you’re just not aristocratic enough to go to them and certainly wouldn’t have been 200 years ago. Stop fetishising this when you would have been poor, working 20 hour days, and dying in your 40s 🙂

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9 months

@cclassiopeia @bigbluetractor @saminthecastles Where do you live, I’m moving there asap

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@0ldoini

10 months

@btharris93 Omg my favourite one is the one where the boyfriend let the girlfriend live with him rent-free on the condition that she bought the lottery tickets every week - then she won and DUMPED HIM AND RAN WITH THE MONEY

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2 years

Finally, the Christian Legal Centre are a disgusting organisation that feeds on the grief and false hope and aren’t qualified to give legal advice at all anyway

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3 years

Jackie Weaver’s ability to hustle her way into perpetual relevance is inspiring