Chris Taylor @christaylor_nyc Twitter profile

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Chris Taylor

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2 years

Italy is going to invade aren’t they

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How it started How it’s going

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Newman!

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When direct deposit hits

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Since we’re talking about David Brooks’ meal choices again, let’s remember this classic

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Someone just explained Blackbird to Paul McCartney 👍

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Happy birthday @AprilDRyan ! The GIF that defines an era

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If you’re terrified of Penn Station, maybe you’re just not cut out for NY

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Congressman @Tom_Suozzi holding a press conference at Penn Station talking about the increase in crime: “I came here the other day and it was terrifying. I mean, it was really a scary environment” Suozzi took the train to get to this press conference today

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@SusanWaDC1 I was pointing out how silly it was for a troll to be explaining a song to the actual songwriter. You didn’t get that? 😆

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@benner

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Never quite got the hang of standing normally, did he

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Someone just talked to legal

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We may be running out of story ideas

The Bidens ordered the same dish at a restaurant. Who does that?

President Biden and first lady Jill Biden ordered the same pasta entree at a D.C. restaurant, prompting a heated and familiar debate.

www.washingtonpost.com

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1 year

Literally any dude on any Canadian ice rink would be happy to beat this fool to smithereens

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Matt Walsh: "You can never be fully manly on ice skates"

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@karenkho Let me guess what TV channel they watch - maybe one whose business model is terrifying old people

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4 years

Lord give me the brazen confidence of Cinnamon Toast Crunch crisis managers 😆

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Who had “succinct points by Joe Exotic” on their bingo card

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@WattersWorld

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Happy birthday to my beautiful girl Biscuit 🐶 Whenever I have to leave her I’m a blubbering mess 😫 @beaglefacts

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@DanaPerino Dana no

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Anyone tweets 10K characters and I’m blocking your ass

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4 years

Spotted in Jerz: A deer in a stream

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Happy birthday to a valued member of our Canadian NYC Gang, @AliVelshi ! I didn’t realize he had the same degree as me - religious studies!

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3 years

My grandfather’s cottage, which he built himself in 1949! Still standing!

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@nytimes

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@GretaThunberg

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4 years

On behalf of Canada, fuck all the way off 🇨🇦

The Globe and Mail

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4 years

John Bolton offers to testify in Canadian court on Meng Wanzhou detention

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6 years

Not at all terrifying

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@nytimes @JuddApatow “The Bible: God and stuff” -by Bill Barr

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3 years

My kid took this shot. Wow

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9 months

I guarantee you can’t predict what this ad is for

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i've seen crazy ads in my life but NOTHING compares to this.

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I ain’t gonna lie, that one almost took me out But running Boston at 50 is something I’ll keep with me forever Thank you Boston for your kindness 🙏 @bostonmarathon #BostonMarathon #TeamTCS

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3 years

One of the better OLs, one of the better DLs, one of the better WR corps On behalf of the Jets, GTFOH

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The bottom-5 rosters in the NFL, per @PFF_Linsey Do you agree?

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You know what time it is: Thanksgiving Haitian style Lambi, diri ak sos pwa, pintade, cabrit 🇭🇹 @LunionSuite

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In Flanders Fields, recited by Leonard Cohen #VeteransDay #RemembranceDay

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2 years

With guitar by a young Stevie Ray Vaughan

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39-years ago today David Bowie album “Let's Dance” was released (1983) …

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3 years

“Then they gave me two first rounders!”

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7 years

Some of my American friends have expressed confusion about Canadian dressing habits. Let me explain: 1. When the weather is dangerous enough to kill you, we respect it and dress appropriately. 2. Until that point, everything is treated as summer 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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To get my Jersey card punched, I had to try a Taylor ham egg & cheese At @TownHallDeli

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3 years

Wait for it

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Can’t. Stop. Laughing…

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Screenwriter, pitching: “So then we bring in a secondary character called Matthew Calamari!” Producer: “Get the fuck out of my office”

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7 years

@60Minutes This sounds like it was written by Tom Friedman

60 Minutes

@60Minutes

7 years

Prince Mohammed bin Salman is already the most dominant Arab leader in a generation. His reforms inside Saudi Arabia have been revolutionary. He’s emancipating women, introducing music and cinema and cracking down on corruption in a land with 15K princes.

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4 years

I apologize to all future historians who have to sort through this mess

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2 years

When people call you instead of emailing or texting

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@PopCrave

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The world is 10 miles deep in shit right now and the #MetGala theme is “gilded glamour” lol ok

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5 years

👇Timestamp 2/5/20

Chris Murphy 🟧

@ChrisMurphyCT

5 years

Just left the Administration briefing on Coronavirus. Bottom line: they aren't taking this seriously enough. Notably, no request for ANY emergency funding, which is a big mistake. Local health systems need supplies, training, screening staff etc. And they need it now.

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2 years

lol no thanks

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He’s just saying it out loud

POLITICO Playbook: Trump’s pre-runoff message: Terminate the Constitution

And the runoff heads into its last stretch.

www.politico.com

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2 years

Us oldtimers remember it as a station that used to play music videos

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41-years ago today “MTV” launched (1981) …

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Is he out of his mind? The most prisoners on the planet by far

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We have a major under-incarceration problem in America. And it's only getting worse.

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This young man is off on his first college tour, so lemme tell ya, time flies

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This is literally perfect comedy. I wouldn’t change a frame

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The arsonist and the firefighter agree that the house is burning down

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2 years

This NYT headline is like the Mona Lisa of both-sidesism.

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What kind of military formation is this @CAFinUS

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6 years

What happened to Wolverine

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From the dude who said we would be at zero covid cases by April 2020

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Paul Sorvino, James Caan, Tony Sirico … what an awful stretch of losses …

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Paul Sorvino has passed away at the age of 83. Rest In Peace…

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4 years

Straight-up anarchy here in NYC

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9 years

In case you missed one of the greatest 16 minutes in U.S. sports history, here you go http://t.co/cDhe5DM9sp #USAvJPN http://t.co/En7jh6JLG3

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@polo_man404

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It'd be hard to come up with a tweet more disgusting and inhuman than this one

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They resurrect their failed lawsuit against Remington. I'll just say it: Sandy Hook Parents: Your 15 minutes is up.

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Happy birthday to @ShaniaTwain , who holds the record for Most Canadian Moment for entering the Grey Cup on a dogsled in a snowstorm

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Jersey mornings @NJGov 🍂

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Now here’s a real man, standing up for his child. Good for him

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Watch this. Trust me.

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@sepinwall I was just there!

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My sister is an ER doc and I couldn’t be prouder of her. Lord keep her safe 🙏

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4 years

Since y’all blackballed @Kaepernick7 for raising awareness of this very issue, maybe sit this one out

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Wow these @LAFC fans are legit

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@UberFacts Truman Show. What happens when he goes out the door??

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2 years

If hotels are going to half-ass it, maybe they can cut the bullshit with the 4 pm checkins / 10 am checkouts? Just a thought

Say Goodbye to Daily Hotel Room Cleaning (Published 2023)

The pandemic put a pause on many hotels’ guaranteed once-a-day cleanings. Now many of them are making the change permanent, even saying guests prefer it.

www.nytimes.com

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NYC is such a scary hellscape guys! Be careful out there!

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New recruits looking promising @CAFinUS

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When you have to wait another year for #NationalNewJerseyDay @NJGov

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Thoughts showing up at 3 am when I’m trying to sleep

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Collins just staked her career and legacy on Kavanaugh’s character and judgment Let’s see how that works out for her

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@David_Gergen @CNN @ACCooper Forgetting Gen X is the most Gen X thing to ever happen Thank you for this perfect tweet

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@RexChapman Best part of that movie:

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Any men weighing in on female likability should be shot straight into the sun

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Bret Baier: "Was she likable tonight?" Karl Rove: "If she was trying to, she failed at it."

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I would listen to a housing podcast with @iamcardib

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2 years

Interest rate is going up in two weeks ,rent is over the top high ,and there’s no inventory on homes …WTF-_-

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Vancouver

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For Canadian kids in the 70s this was our Citizen Kane

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45-years ago today “Slap Shot” premiered in theaters (1977) …

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@AshaRangappa_

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Porky’s? Really?! 😆

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Gemini szn not so bad in retrospect, was it?

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Cancer season literally breaking everyone 3 days in

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I’d like to apologize to @nyjets DC Jeff Ulbrich. After last year I thought he just didn’t have it. My bad buddy, you’re invited to Thanksgiving

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@BenjaminCrew1 I remember howling at this one for 15 minutes once

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The Hunger Games universe of fashion-conscious elites and a suffering population is hitting a little hard right now

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Of course the writing and acting is amazing, but let’s also give credit to an absolute banger of a theme song #Succession

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Happy birthday @ChrisEvans ! His thoughts about anxiety are very helpful

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I almost forgot it’s Canadian Thanksgiving! Have fun eh! 🇨🇦

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EXPLAINING CANADIAN THANKSGIVING TO AMERICANS

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Taking this cat’s energy and focus into Thursday

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Timeline cleanser...

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Breaking news from the Financial Times

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Happy birthday to the Cool Pope @Pontifex !

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Relentless bullying of a woman is not a harmless “opinion”

Sharon Osbourne

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. @piersmorgan I am with you. I stand by you. People forget that you’re paid for your opinion and that you’re just speaking your truth.

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The optics of saying this at Sun Valley: Perfection

Qasim Rashid, Esq.

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1 year

Disney CEO Bob Iger—who makes $27M/year—complains that writers & actors aren't realistic in their demands, refuses to answer what’s unrealistic, & admits a strike will be devastating. Yes—that’s how strikes work. That’s why they’re effective. Pay Workers