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My brother's childhood friend just inherited a modest suburban CA ranch home from his grandfather and now his boomer uncles arent speaking to him or his mom and are threatening to take them to court because they wanted to rent that home out, both are already landlords.
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@JohnGuaido69 It really kills me because both of the uncles are wealthy lawyers & landlords who own homes as well as rental houses & wanted another property for their portfolio; the guy who inherited it is like 32, works at the Post Office and had been splitting a 1bdrm apt with his partner.
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@mattakersmusic This is just so foul. It makes me so upset to see this rancid greed play out in family after family. I try not to make this a generational thing because I dont think thats super helpful but in most cases I've seen of this happening it's Boomers doing it.
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@kingkalvan The grandfather died a few years ago and everything went thru and the kid and his partner just recently moved in. It sounds like grandpa foresaw this exact situation and made the will very clear and the uncles are huffing and puffing because theyre lawyers and thats what they do.
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@NickLylesComedy take the other $450 out of your stimulus and set it aside for your eventual federal prison commissary account
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@mattakersmusic Man he just knows what he likes. Knows what sounds good. He operates purely on vibes alone which is why he's paid tons of money to produce records by all of our biggest cultural icons. Nothing sus there to me.
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@Kintsugisys I feel a similar way. If my mom doesnt need to sell her house for end of life care then I would prefer she mandate in her will that it should be sold so theres no possibility of my brother and I fighting over it.
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@geofflangdale I'm trying not to make it too much of a generational hatefest since I know and have known plenty of amazing Boomers who I love deeply but man is it hard not to feel like the Baby Boomer generation as a whole truly let their children & grandchildren's generations down badly.
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@elconejochele @JohnGuaido69 yeah the dude is gay so what. you have a bad bunny profile pic, you should be pretty familiar with that sort of lifestyle
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@WalkingJingle For sure thats whats going on. But imo grandpa looked at the situation and likely knew what the uncles had planned and wanted 1. to give his grandson a shot at homeownership and 2. to leave his house to someone who would live in it and like it or not that was his prerogative.
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@alexnwonderlnd Not the grandfather's fault at all, he knew his grandson would likely never be able to buy a home in CA so he willed it to him. It's 100% on the psycho, landlord lawyer uncles who are bitter and are accusing the other side of manipulating grandpa just cuz they didnt get their bag
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@mennyassyag very grateful for the translate feature for giving us a picture of just how sickeningly fascist the general Israeli public really is
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@stasiboots Dont care, thanks for replying 👍
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@duns_sc0tus Everytime I think about how the Sacramento River Valley and most of central California was once one of the biggest wetlands systems in the entire world before it was destroyed to make farmland I die a little bit more.
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@conzmoleman One thing I like about working for the government its that they dont pull manipulative stuff like saying we're a happy, fun family like the private sector. I interviewed for a different position inside my agency today and they were like yeah its a fine job, nothing special lol
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@chiweethedog This is genuinely some of the worst looking cocaine I've ever seen in my life.
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@jacquewilson1 When I was in the BOP I had to work in a hot, dangerous production bakery everyday at 4am for $0.12/hr. If I refused or agitated I would've found myself in the Hole. This is slavery and our massive prison system literally can not function without the forced labor of the inmates.
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@mattakersmusic The only upside I see from every single family seeing their inherited homes as a windfall is that it will hopefully collapse the housing market thats been artificially inflated all of our lives. Either that or BlackRock buys them all and we all start to eat the bugs.
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@butleriano fulltime student in the school of life
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@MargueriteZilla @geofflangdale Buddy people just want to buy a house but thats becoming impossible due to the older generation owning the vast majority of the housing supply. Lets be real, the Boomers came of age in the 1980s. Being greedy and the "Me Generation"werent as stereotypes didnt come out of nowhere.
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@conzmoleman oh my god almighty on that last one lmfao
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@sidthedrawer we should write them a sternly worded letter expressing how disappointed in them we are
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@White_Janissary A surprising number of guys I was in federal prison with all got busted by the Postal Inspector. Mail fraud is a really broad charge so the USPIS has more authority than you'd think.
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@JewInHou @Pal_action No but it makes Zionist genocidaires like yourself mad so I fully support this 👍
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@absurdistwords im a white dude who went to federal prison for some years and i was SHOCKED when i found out how many people were in there for weed. i would say 70% plus of drug inmates were weed. i had basically considered it de facto legal most my life.
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@LucyXIV I Never AThought It Could Happen To Me: So I Groomed a Crypto-Fascist Teenager
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@WalkingJingle Oh yeah definitely, not saying they dont deserve to feel a little hurt or snubbed. There could also be more to the story none of us know. But at the end of the day I think no matter what happened it's foul of them to to blow up their family over $$$
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@_MariaBurnett When I was in prison I was in a film club with some other guys and one member had been in for almost 20 years- he commented on the combo vhs/dvd we had saying we were lucky to have it, these things are so expensive. It was 2015. We couldnt tell him the truth, it was too hard.
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@bestofnextdoor not sure what exactly Rebecca had to say about this lady and her family but i'm pretty sure that i'm on Rebecca's side
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@slimegirlmarx2 @mattakersmusic My friend it was obviously a joke lol
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@Millerheighife as an extremely attractive person i do have to admit that its been incredibly hard sitting in my house smoking weed and playing ps4 all day instead of being out having tons of sex and spraying nerds with gutter water as i peel away really fast in my convertible
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@Seamus_Malek pack watch
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@tractor_owner A paychecks a paycheck brother
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@ByYourLogic 2014 was epic, I was in a federal prison outside Bakersfield doing tons of burpees and eating tuna out of a plastic bowl while I listened to that Katy Perry and Juicy J song over and over on Kern county's hottest Top 40 station
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@billybrizzle420 this exact mentality is what led me to become addicted to heroin and fentanyl for over 15 years
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@nise_yoshimi Deploying overwhelming force in the most disoriented, violent, self-destructive manner possible is the American way. Love it or leave it
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@CobrastanGuy I absolutely hate the fact that a few years ago the shadowy cabal that runs the hospitality industry all got together and decided that from now on everyone was gonna start doing axe throwing while they drank.
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@EnbyHoxha Wow shes a gorgeous all american farmer girl. I would love to share many things with her, such as my credit card number
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@ebeggin1 Back in the late 2000s-early 2010s there used to be "opium" going around that was actually a mixture of hash and black tar heroin. Not impossible to find the real thing but not easy either.
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@Sturgeons_Law Gonna be honest with you, it's really as simple as the fact that society looks down on crimes against children as unforgivable and prison is an environment where violence is in a lot of respects tolerated and even tacitly encouraged.
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@Sandernista412 I would be wildly popping off shots at them with a handgun in between gasping sobs of terror
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@willmenaker *Westside Gunn voice* She put the Tesla in reverrrsseeeee (SCREEEEECH) And then she drown-ded (glug glug glug glug)
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@evren__7 who determines if someone masturbated or not? do they keep a full-time cum inspector on staff?
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@polishXcellence This is one of my very least favorite genres of tweet, the one that sets a framework for you to avoid any sort of self-reflection or self-criticism whatsoever, instead providing a convenient excuse for basically any bad habit or impulse in your life.
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@dklmarxist This is the most SoCal thing that has ever happened in recorded history
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@tractor_owner It's really kinda offputting and honestly sorta sucks how theres just commercials for competing sportsbooks during NFL games now.
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@listenupnerds in Northern California they're all called A Natural Alternative or Therapeutic Solutions and they all sell weed so potent it makes you see demons
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@hayxtt this is the only correct line to stick to regarding oct 7
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@Seamus_Malek it's basically the 21st century equivalent of saying the suffering and wretchedness of this terrible earthly life will be behind us when we're in heaven
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@halaljew My last car got totalled by someone literally pulling out of a bar parking lot drunk lol
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@KlonnyPin_Gosch El Mayo was always the CIA's #1 narco in Mexico; they painted Chapo as the head of Sinaloa but it was really El Mayo. I'm assuming they're burning their old assets now after this arrest and the arrest of Genaro Garcia Luna. I would guess El Mencho and CJNG are their new faves.
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@shrinetothevine I was a line cook & sous chef for 10 years, including at a spot with a Michelin star, and I almost definitely did not cook myself a meal at home that entire decade, all I ate was premade junk. Being in a kitchen all day every day kills your enthusiasm for cooking and eating.
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@BanishedKuato @conzmoleman This is the essential first step to developing Bureaucrat Mindset tho. Take the grey pill.
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@halaljew Gotta be honest being a bureaucrat rocks, definitely living the dream. Only way it could be better if I was in a mid-tier city in China working for President Xi instead of a mid-tier city in California working for Gavin Newsom.
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@akhan1437 Every incarcerated man and woman who endures these conditions and risks their lives in order to protect their communities can safely be called a hero.
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@PissJugTycoon its shocking how rude and cruel boomers are to service employees in public vs like millenials and zoomers. why are the majority of boomers like this? i mean seriously, what is it about their generation that they think its ok to act like that?
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@opinonhaver How Prigozhin could have won: dont siege Moscow take it immediately
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@Millerheighife i'm really enjoying all the self-righteous centrists/Pelosi supporters accusing the left of supporting Trump or w/e while they bury their heads in the sand like an ostrich pretending they dont see exactly whats coming. they know how devastating this ad is and theyre terrified.
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@hastifliche @the_Hotstar @deathisforming You're right, you dont know much however you still feel entitled to share your opinion for some reason. You clearly haven't done any of the reading and clearly you aren't even familiar with the terms you are trying to talk about.
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@evren__7 wow just another day in AmeriKKKa
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@MikeDrewWhat @justinboldaji man i did over 3 years in prison and i still say this guy is a coward who deserves a custodial sentence for dereliction of duty
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@Seamus_Malek I despise these videos so much. Sign of sickness in a society that they are this popular.
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@trash_horse im a social worker for CPS in Sacramento, CA....whenever i get a case referred to me where the parents are Trump supporters i immediately take their kids away and put em in foster homes!! lmfao im doin them a favor!! #StillWithHer
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@rezierre Chinese Civil War really slept on as possibly the most insane war of the 20th century.
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@eponawest garlic powder has legitimate uses and is not intended as a substitute for fresh garlic, just like coriander seed is not intended as a replacement for fresh cilantro. not sure what point this guy is trying to make.
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@woke_hoover dont forget the classic "was that a gunshot or a firework????????????? either way im calling the police!!!!!!!!"
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@whstancil in your heart of hearts you absolutely know that young people dont hate Biden because of TikTok they rightfully hate him because he's categorically unfit for the job and also has delivered exactly zero improvements to their material conditions
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@MattZeitlin youve never left NYC in your life have you
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@AstuteCFO the one israeli who actually believed in it got blasted
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@RailroadUnderg1 I hate to tell you this but even after years on the outside I still have dreams I'm in prison. It never actually leaves you even after you've walked out those gates. It just doesn't have to be this way either.
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@rat_liker @duns_sc0tus When you read descriptions of the area from just over a hundred years ago it sounds absolutely incredible and totally alien from what exists today. Between destroying the wetlands and flooding Hetch Hetchy massive environmental crimes took place in central CA.
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@JoannaMang do not reply, get the kids a new ball, allow them to go right back to playing exactly where they were playing before
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@ByYourLogic I'm going to start using heroin again just to prove a really important point
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@willmenaker i was in federal prison with a guy who was running one of those boiler room call centers wholly meant to defraud the elderly and the second the jail doors clicked shut behind him he had converted to evangelical Christianity. absolutely born 2 scam.
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@JolyonKlebold @chiweethedog This used to be a country where all of our Sperry topsider-wearing young men could have access to beautiful, high-quality, rocked up cocaine. Welcome to Joe Biden's America.
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@TrueAnonPod No idea, it's getting almost as bad here in Sac. California really is a completely dystopian hellscape. It's of course great if you're an extremely wealthy liberal insulated from most of its problems.
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@still_oppressed Liberalism is an ahistorical, anti-intellectual ideology
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@kkrocketz i got some from another country like 15 years ago and fell over so hard in the hallway of a shitty house i was renting and fucked up the drywall
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@turing_police years ago when i was in culinary school i had a very elderly french chef who absolutely loved to tell stories about cooking and eating the animals from a zoo in france during the war. literally any chance he got he was talking about eating the fucking zebra
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@Millerheighife Saw a kid have a nervous breakdown in Sac County cuz he was under a ton of stress being in lockdown without his psych meds so he kept pushing the button; he didnt get help, he got 10 cops pepper spraying him in his cell then dragging him out and putting him in a suicide suit 🇺🇸
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@halaljew i did a week in solitary and it almost broke me, it's legit torture. this dude is living a fucking nightmare everyday because we needed to make an example in the War on Terror.
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@MikeDrewWhat @justinboldaji yeah ok i dont care about any of that, i know under Gonzales the police dont have an obligation to protect you but morally and ethically this man deserves to be in prison. you're absolutely correct that i'm mad.
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@Bathsalt_Sushi Why? That's exactly what it is. It's a 2bd 1ba single story ranch-style home. Are you unfamiliar with what a ranch-style home is?
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@WireRacing I dont understand why it's a zero-sum game with these guys, you can read parapol books as well as "real" history books and draw your own conclusions from a variety of sources. Very clear that guy hasnt read anything and is just arguing about things hes heard 3rd-hand on twitter.
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Lmao a police helicopter was circling my neighborhood the other day and I just now checked up on it....gotta thank the boys in blue for keeping us safe! 👍
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@heyitsanahyy @_MariaBurnett One of those moments where everyone looks at the floor and collectively agrees it's best to lie.
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@billybrizzle420 it's hard reading this post knowing exactly whats coming for that person
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@ByYourLogic Good god this makes me sick. I did federal prison time here in the US but I had the "luxury" of due process and a release date. Now my deepest fear is dying in prison and to have to face that possibility without the certainty of a court ruling I cant even imagine. Beyond shameful
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@christapeterso I get that it's probably a bit harder for Brits to look at this case a little more dispassionately and objectively but man some of them are really melting down over this. Especially funny since most of them spend tons of time commenting on US issues no problem.
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@DeemTheDreem If you were only 12% of the country's overall population but 40% of the overall prison population how could you possibly not think institutions were conspiring against you
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@mynameisflat @White_Janissary possession w/ intent to distribute & conspiracy to distribute narcotics
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@Calibaneur This is wild cuz I have a similar 90 year old neighbor I've known forever except he was a South Korean intelligence officer who used to tell me horrifying stories like when he executed a DPRK prisoner with a pistol. He's had multiple cameras outside his house for like 20 years.
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@attackackack Thats what I'm saying. His 2 boomer uncles are both wealthy lawyers that wanted to simply increase their portfolio, my bro's friend is early 30s and works at the Post Office. Only way he will ever own a home here in CA. Sociopathic greed is way too normalized, I hate this.
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Im a committed communist who spent years in the united state's federal prison system for a non violent drug crime under the fascistic war on drugs and their brownshirt DEA, ICE, FBOP. END THE ILLEGAL DRUG WAR AND BURN DOWN DEM PRISON WALLS NOW!
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@Kariefiorello @ChrisWBlackwell Any young inmate caught eating an older, invalid inmate's food would suffer shall we say massive consequences from the other inmates. This is nothing but yet another cruel prison policy.
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@Millerheighife lol even better are psychs/therapists assigned to you thru probation or parole who are required to turn around and tell anything you say to them to your officer. really encourages honesty and openess.
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@conzmoleman Do you by any chance have the name of the doc? I dont think I've ever seen a mainstream Zodiac doc or w/e thats explored or even broached the theory that Zodiac was contracted for either hits or snuff films.
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@MissPavIichenko Regretfully we may have to hand it to Ukraine here
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@Universe__Lover what has to have gone wrong in your life to make you a Tesla apologist
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