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Certified hoe scarer
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Someone is NOT happy I chose to get tanked and play nhl 24
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Get laid or get tanked and play nhl 24 franchise mode. Hmmmm tough
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Buddy of mine went to high school with this kid, he calls himself braydon the no cap man. Consistently the best content on my phone
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you think coming out as gay is hard? try telling people ur driving home after a few at the bar. see how much acceptance you get from the “tolerant” left
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@aw_273 It couldn't have been that bad omfg lmaoooo
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How fucking gay is this kid
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Get laid or get tanked and play nhl 24 franchise mode. Hmmmm tough
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9 months
Falling off 15 beers deep would be so sick
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It’s perfect
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@NIYHNDRX She prolly wide awake too watching tiktok
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@Youhappentohear Wednesday, the right way
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@drew_peacock91 Thicker legs than maurice jones drew
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@golfwithbeav Think about us retards who didn't go to college. We're double fucked
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@heauxstess “I’ll eat your delish pussy” that brother starving
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@jefferyremmers_ Surprised the professor didn't cancel the rest of class on account of that being totally freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@el_cuush Ted mosby method
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Fleetwood mac/eminem is fucking crazy dude
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@BurnerWjp A little preventive maintenance never hurt nobody
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@RudyJUULianiV2 “May I please eat it” about a 40% success rate but those aren’t bad numbers from 3
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@Hustler__One Either way I’m going feral
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@squatchtaco @OJSIMPS0NBURNER @Mondre38 He’d still be better than Mahomes lmao
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@nelsons3rdleg "Prolly" is insane
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@incognitoStunna Not even a wrongful conviction bro pleaded guilty 💀💀💀 wtf
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No hog pics at work ladies. Thanks
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@ADogenarowski Ikr. No clue how he landed Brittany. Luckily he’s a good QB!
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@urbancatfitters You know what I think I will
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@GfedGoCrazy @410sportsreport Have you tried locking in?
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We had plans and she's crying because I don't text her? You're not my girlfriend dumbass. If you want me to text you why don't you give me a fucking reason. Actual fucking retard
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Zdeno Chara broke his jaw in game 4 and had it wired shut for game 5
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Connor Bedard broke his jaw 10‼️ days ago 🤯 (h/t @CRoumeliotis )
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have some fucking shame this is the official nfl twitter account
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@gracecharisxo 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨
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Need a brunette girl who refuses to wear a bra
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@notsolittyditty Dudes will see this and say hell yeah
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@wimdawgg Who's gonna tell him 😭😭😭😭
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Killer neck? Thats crazy dude. Anyways no I won't be coming in. Thanks
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@drew_peacock91 Good shit drew. Literally
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@MarkTwang12 Well now my day is ruined too if it makes you feel any better
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@tinyteacuppig Does your husband make a lot of money
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@SteadyE69 Oh perfect my friends will fucking hate this one
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how many donuts can you fit on that bad boy🫣
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No jokes today just reflection
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i eat arby’s with no shame
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We saw a snake at work hahahahaha
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@jefferyremmers_ This might be a green flag. Ask for her screen time
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@mcdonaldskhole Such a rockstar move honestly
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You might have better luck if you stop treating your mom like shit, idk maybe not but still a good place to start. It's not funny or cool, its never age appropriate, and judging by this she raised you better. So be better. Don't be a fucking loser
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Sent this text to my mom and I still didn’t even actually get box. #HelpRay
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@wagonman23375 She said please so you'd be rude not to
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Bossman a lil odd but he chill
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@lostwitpape Thank god likes are private now haha
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@kevinwestgirth This is your moment
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Looking for a bf who is a virgin and never felt the warm touch of a woman in his life
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any bad bitches wanna sleep in my bed tonight? fresh sheets 4 pillows. lmk
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You should not gain access to internet until you are 18 years old
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Missing you extra today. My best friend forever. Rest easy buddy
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I'm fucking retarded.
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@BWinstonworth4 You know he's in hell too
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Woman moment
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About to put on a fucking clinic honestly. Just got word from my buddy Mike the troops aren’t even worried. They know we got their backs, no man left behind.
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Trivia sounds so fun rn. Just the fellas a few pitchers and useless knowledge
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6 months
Flatbed on the taco, yes or no? Build kit about $750
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If u that big u gotta go down in cargo with the luggage man. Thats ridiculous
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Woman says Airlines need to be more inclusive for plus size travel.
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I speak for myself and only myself but there’s simply no competition here. 2007 Megan in 4 games
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2007 Megan Fox or 2024 Sydney Sweeney
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@Baileymoon15 I know your back hurts like a motherfuckee
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I pissed in a girls mouth one time on accident
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@BurnerWjp Guy like me jerked off 6 times today and didn’t rip a single line
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@DrCheezPHD He's such a rockstar
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@RLHoitzII "Timeout" after shitting yourself is such a calm way to handle the situation
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Found them
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What aisle are the fucking slim jims on jesus christ
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Shes my best friend I stg
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@nelsons3rdleg Come on there's no prolly about that. She's auto would
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Tell me I ain't fresh tho
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Hitting the pen too many times and playing oil change simulator if thats ok with u guys
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This is mental illness
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I don't care about your stupid craft beer draft list. Pour me a domestic you dirty bitch
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Slut shaming is a good thing. You are a whore
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@tinyteacuppig Babe no come back
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I see a stoned ostrich
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Letting Belichick go is such a stupid fucking idea I can’t say it enough
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Pretty cool pizza spot near downtown called bowstrings
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ITS THE SILVER PANTS YOU FUCKING BITCH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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If you bring your baby to the bar everyone gets to hold him like he’s the Stanley cup
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Woman yells at mother of crying baby “Get your baby out of a bar.” Who is in the right here?
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sorry kitten
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What the fuck are you gonna do about it
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don’t mind if i do
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@SteadyE69 Dj is winning due to how racially ambiguous edey appears. A lot more to work with
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Gay son
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Wake up ✅ Jerk off ✅ Diet coke ✅ Bank ✅ Subway ✅ Wiper blades Donta Hightower highlights Smoke weed and jerk off (might take a while) 17 beer dinner Think about where it all went wrong
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I eat pussy on command
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@drunkyotes Pretty fucked up if you ask me. He knew the risks when he put on that vest
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Haha orderly conduct is overrated anyways. Whats your bond queen?
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@wimdawgg I wouldn’t consider myself a stoner I just smoke a lot of fucking weed
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Come and take it
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My neighbor (7) is doing the can tab contest at school and I'm going to drink so many beers so he can win this thing. No other reason, I'm doing this for him
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@seankolo99 cam carried one of the worst rosters i’ve ever seen to 7-9. mac got the luxury of a record spending offseason and lost two less games
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Can somebody with a small dick get leaked for once? Shit is ridiculous
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@HeyyHolls Why is there a dick in your replies
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Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do
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If the chiefs win today I’ll staple my balls to my forehead
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