you think coming out as gay is hard? try telling people ur driving home after a few at the bar. see how much acceptance you get from the “tolerant” left
We had plans and she's crying because I don't text her? You're not my girlfriend dumbass. If you want me to text you why don't you give me a fucking reason. Actual fucking retard
You might have better luck if you stop treating your mom like shit, idk maybe not but still a good place to start. It's not funny or cool, its never age appropriate, and judging by this she raised you better. So be better. Don't be a fucking loser
About to put on a fucking clinic honestly. Just got word from my buddy Mike the troops aren’t even worried. They know we got their backs, no man left behind.
Wake up ✅
Jerk off ✅
Diet coke ✅
Bank ✅
Subway ✅
Wiper blades
Donta Hightower highlights
Smoke weed and jerk off (might take a while)
17 beer dinner
Think about where it all went wrong
My neighbor (7) is doing the can tab contest at school and I'm going to drink so many beers so he can win this thing. No other reason, I'm doing this for him