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Chad Burns

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Credit Score: 769 Back to Back neighborhood wiffle ball MVP. PBR and White Castle connoisseur. 2006 Time person of the year.

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Me after ordering the champagne of beers at my local dive bar
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Once the mint and mango returns:
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Remember when Juul vapes were taken off shelves two years ago? The Food and Drug Administration rescinded its marketing ban on Juul Labs on Thursday, opening the door for the e-cigarettes to come back to stores.
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What does sex feel like from the males perspective?
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Donโ€™t be fooled
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i will make Jan. 6th look like a tea party
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Me if it was illegal to do this
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GOTTA stop getting hammered and saying stuff man
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Fuckers in school telling me
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What are the first five words of the National Anthem?
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@heatdaddy69420 They just donโ€™t wanna see the white man win at the end of the day. Starting to believe itโ€™s the New York Times who doesnโ€™t have their facts straight.
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Unemployment day 1 stats: 10 jobs applied to 0 fish caught 2 coors banquets deleted in this bad boy
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@heatdaddy69420 With all do respect of course expecting you to provide a statement on this is the same as expecting a mall cop to rush the front lines over seas with our troops
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@Womplord42069 Daughter who slept with half the sec or son who caught an std from girl who slept with half the sec?
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This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashioned way ๐Ÿคฏ
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@heatdaddy69420 Just say youโ€™re upset that the Americans won gold on your soil and stole your girl.
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@ChiSportUpdates Fields asking Rodgers for an ayahuasca plug
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@fakenewshaterr Chrissy coming back from her lunch break:
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@DanyAllstar15 Bout as blatant as a pk subban slewfoot
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@whitesox @NASA @NASAglenn @MLB Eloy Jimenez has torn his other hamstring staring directly into the sun
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@OTD2point0 Just incase it doesnโ€™t go your way
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@OviClapBomb Trade it and build around fields
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The eastern mind canโ€™t comprehend this
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@BusteeSahil
sahil ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ
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The western mind cannot comprehend this
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First person to be banned on threads โ˜‘๏ธ
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Why are we still having this debate? Itโ€™s the G2 and itโ€™s NUFD
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which pen are you using?
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@billycundiff00 @BarryOnHere Safe to say he got that dawg in him too then
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@SteadyLeddy04 @DanFlashes99 @IansArena Both are driven by ownership hurting their own product not a dying sport
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@SoxOn35th Micker Adolfo and a 50/50 raffle ticket signed by @MrDelicious13
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@heatdaddy69420 Corey Perry and Phil Kessel can revive this team.
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@MikeGrinnell_ I think whatever you get paid to talk hockey is steep
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@HeyyHolls The Truth In Mileage Act (TIMA) is a federal law that requires the seller of a motor vehicle provide an odometer disclosure to the buyer at the time of sale or transfer of ownership.
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@heatdaddy69420 If she isnโ€™t giving you an otphj for this leave her
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@BarstoolChief Not many will say it, thanks for putting the Blackhawks back on tv and 3 stanley cups.
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@AtticusSmith14 Each can was brewed by a different father
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@heatdaddy69420 Great statement. Crazy to thing the New York Times accused you of not having your facts straight.
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@SoxOn35th Death taxes eloy pulled hamstring
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@BenPopeCST What was he buying? What color underwear did he have on? Do it squirt or is he on the cream team? We need answers ben! Be better at journalism!
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Boring ass game on god
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@Womplord42069 From the river to the sea Scottie Scheffler will be free!
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@b1gdumb1diott Letโ€™s go fellas!
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I hope no one minds
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Rockford Illinois for those who were curious
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building a cia blacksite with vedic architecture
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new city iโ€™m living in just dropped
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Furniture shopping for my new house
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@DraftDiamonds Iโ€™m following Lisa ann on Twitter that basically means we fuckin
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@stclairashley
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I will never understand menโ€™s obsession with sports
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@2GMike_ @Jinsakuu @littlecaesars Canโ€™t have a come up if it was always on top.
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Happy MLK day
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Dinner has been served
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Itโ€™s now acceptable to listen to Christmas music
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@Richdon1274 Youโ€™re on your own with this gay stuff lil bro
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@Cheesecakeguyv3 @codedandunited Knights fan, Andy didnโ€™t even know what hockey was when it happened
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@wiseconnector
๏ผท ๐—œ ๐—ฆ ๐—˜ ๐—– ๐—ข ๐—ก ๐—ก ๐—˜ ๐—– ๐—ง ๐—ข ๐—ฅ โ„ข ๐Ÿ’ฌ
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What would you do with this space?
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@heatdaddy69420 Americaโ€™s team
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Could really use a little bit of this right about now @MrDelicious13
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Me and the homeless man outside the bar at 1 am
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Change of guard on India-Pakistan border.
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@miawallace033 Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire
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Itโ€™s November 10th
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@heatdaddy69420 Ice boys is zesty. Give me ice fellas who toss beers to me in the seats
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7 months
Hot take: if a goalie comes this far out to play a puck he deserves this
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Sheeeeesh did tendy think it was a Sunday skate?? ๐ŸŽฅ: algerproductions/IG
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@JoeyCopponi Real NHL games are played here I donโ€™t see what all the fuss is about
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@stoolpresidente The left is gonna HATE this one dave.
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@jasonbenetti Am I old enough to know this?
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Nose is always bleeding #tapin
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Uncle Danny hiding a grilled cheese he made last night:
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Young Thug has a mysterious item under his sweater today in court. ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐ŸŽฅ Law&Crime Executive Producer @cathyrusson
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Itโ€™s starting to look like she was the problem
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Rain or shine Iโ€™m taking down some dawgs
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Rock bottom is selling tickets at Costco
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Pour one out for the king today.
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In honor of the return of wario, friday ๐Ÿค.
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@JonHeyman But heโ€™s not wrong either Jon
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Id rather pay for a lap dance from a flint Michigan stripper than pay to watch Jack Hughes play hockey
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"People pay to watch me play" Jack Hughes getting cocky with the chirps
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@whitesox Leury Garcia
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Boots on the ground. Letโ€™s lose by less than 3
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Who we got for this Thursday night football matchup
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@darrenrovell @nsccshow @GasTradingCards Will you sign a used condom Darren because I will definitely be there
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Took me weeks of duolingo lessons to order this beer today
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@FastestPayout @TFG870 @North2North @NFL_DovKleiman @ProFootballTalk Sounds like something someone who bet their paycheck on usc would say
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@TheBennettK Iโ€™ve been a life long fan of whoever wins the World Series this year
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@BarryOnHere So itโ€™s cool when the swifties do it but when I do it to them i get banned and they try to find my employer
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Going to the bar with a tummy ache
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๐‘ป๐’๐’™๐’Š๐’„๐’…๐’“๐’๐’‘๐’›๐’›๐’›๐’›โ˜€๏ธ
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Whatโ€™s harder than this?
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16 year old chad had it great
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Whatโ€™s a perfect album that came out when you were 16?
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@usopengolf I know a sandbagger when I see one. Classic move to try and get that handicap up.
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@ChiSoxFanMike @tlschwerz Thatโ€™s a ratio if Iโ€™ve ever seen one
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@JayCuda 1.3 billion and not a single one knows what deodorant is?
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@BarstoolBigCat Canโ€™t compete with jewel chicken and cookies
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