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Jeffery Remmers

@jefferyremmers_

26 days

Supper doesn’t have to be complicated. Run the football.

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My elbows won’t bend correctly

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10 days

Bought a couch off market place and this fucking fell out of it😂

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2 months

The groom told me no bag allowed at his wedding. Buddy, these groomsman suits were fucking 300 bucks, I’ll bring whatever the fuck I want.

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Got so crossed last night I could’ve explained Amazon prime to a pilgrim

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2 months

When she is out on a “girls night” and hasn’t responded for 6 hours

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@JustBoysLaughin “No drugs at the wedding” okay captain cocksucker guess I’m doing them alone then

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9 days

Best part about the quad box on an 84 inch tv is that it’s just four 40 inch TVs

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5 months

European mind can’t comprehend grilling and getting drunk in your garage on a Thursday night because 20-23 year old men are getting drafted

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Jeffery Remmers

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26 days

Dude good fucking god

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5 months

Maybe tinder is fun after all

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Jeffery Remmers

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“Yeah man if you’re hungry there might be some food in the fridge you can have”

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Jeffery Remmers

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1 month

First day of class Ice breakers and I got asked what is one important thing to know about me. I said: “if she don’t Hawk Tuah I won’t Talk Tuah” 😂😂😂😂 safe to say I totally owned my first day😂😂😂😂

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One of my best friends just got married tonight and I just bought a 399 hotel room for one night just to cuddle with a bridesmaid😂😂

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Jeffery Remmers

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10 days

Bought a couch off market place and this fucking fell out of it😂

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9 days

These guys have to have burners

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Jeffery Remmers

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3 months

This debate is like when your buddies are coked up and keep talking over each other except one of your buddies is actually retarded

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3 months

This is the worst tweet of all time. How fucking retarded.

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Jeffery Remmers

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3 months

We used to be a proper community. #MakeTheBVGreatAgain

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Jeffery Remmers

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13 days

Dude

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Jeffery Remmers

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2 months

@searchchad For a rental? No thanks

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Jeffery Remmers

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Hey Libs, cry me a River

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@MilestoneHockey Suck my cock?

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Jeffery Remmers

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@frattyhercules That will make me kill myself

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1 month

Fucking idiots, they let us get to Friday again😂😂😂

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Jeffery Remmers

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6 days

Autistic kid doing the Naruto run with a sonic backpack downtown. Hope he has a fuckin awesome day of class today. Dudes rock. #growthegame

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Jeffery Remmers

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26 days

@frattyhercules What am i gonna gain from that

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6 months

Aww how cute🥰 I’m drunk and on my phone

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17 days

Wish there was a season in Suits where Louis Litt got shot in his chest

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@incognitoStunna Just did a sperm in my underwear👍

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@SmokingPolecats Look at you go, Smoking Polecats.

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@Jimmyssbrother @JustBoysLaughin Truly his loss

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@roadsoda69420 Unfortunately this is very inaccurate

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25 days

@raouldukeBJ Nothing wrong with it. Positive yards.

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3 months

@DynastyGod69 “Hawk Tuahs” and “Lily Langs” isn’t dark humor it’s just fucking retarded lil bro

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9 days

@BensonBunnyBoy Zero nobility in poverty. We wouldn’t know though. Happy Saturday.

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2 months

@joey64444172 I’d rather spend over a grand on something nice to keep but it’s 300 for garbage from skeffingtons

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@SteadyE69 I know😂😂😂

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@wobblymami I stroke way better

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@WayneGruntzky 100% 😂

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25 days

@hotgirlswrkt A lot of you lack some serious common sense

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@searchchad It was grilled, sat for maybe 3 mins and I ate it. Like I said, no being gay and fancy, cook and eat. Run the football.

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@CNN Hoax virus, hoax vaccine.

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8 months

Me and the girl I have a 9 day snap streak with

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8 months

The trifecta. Happy Friday.

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There is legit nothing better in college football than two Giants throwing fucking fists in the 4th quarter. This game rocks. All glory to god and college football.

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@Zyndad101 Nigga you posted a picture doing literal crack last week😂

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1 month

Jokes just write themselves

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2 months

@itsyabo1ddmf I appreciate the concern, Yaboi.

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@Midwest__sports I don’t smoke so I’ll take the highest offer

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6 months

What was he cooking?

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23 days

Local watering hole tonight

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2 months

@searchchad No problem Ari. I wish more understood the context here.

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@noah19746728 Well she did like me first so maybe

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5 months

@ValueBettorsInc Spoken like a true liberal

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5 months

I need her. I’d dox myself in seconds for her.

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They’re calling this the costume change of the century!

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6 months

Please get me 400 followers or I will take my own life

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@lupfine_ Young, handsome, and wealthy. Thank you for tweeting.

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6 months

This song also fucking sucks lol

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This dude fumbled the bag harder than anyone I’ve seen in so long lol

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Me after I lose the US Open in heartbreaking fashion to Bryson Dechambeau

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6 months

I love beer. Like this if you love beer.

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5 months

Nice, fucking nice, I walk in my front door to Baby Gronk eating my wife’s pussy on the sofa.

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6 months

Rest in piss coward. Your whole hood ain’t even gon remember you.

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Any female mutuals wanna fuck?

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“How’d you know I was a huge Taylor Swift fan?” Saw the front butt and immediately assumed, sweetheart.

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@shinola90 You are retarded🥰

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Hot ass chick at the gym rn with ass sweat lines on the biker shorts so fucking sexy #growthegame

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@POOP_C0CK It was so damn tender and perfectly cooked I should’ve

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@eliminat0r85 Not here buddy

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My liberal neighbor after I hire a Haitian to eat his cat in his front yard

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@incognitoStunna When he brings up running the triple option with GT on NCAA 14

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3 months

Another one bites the dust. #blocked

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@gigemdamnit She didn’t do anything but disturb the peace in my pants💪

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Probably handed PJ some tampons after they had gay butt sex in the bathroom

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🤝 @GovTimWalz #RTB #SkiUMah #Gophers

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@MrLongnutt You’re cuter than a bugs ear

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@bitchmailman Yes, 300 to wear it for like 3 hours then return it the next day is definitely convenient.

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@wobblymami Asking your reply guys to act normal is a HEAVY ask

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9 months

@former_opp Link?

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I see this chicks tits more than I see my own family

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@wolfofwalgr33ns @noah19746728 Jealousy will never fill the void brother

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Frisco melt and fries at 9am cuz I’m a gremlin

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@roadsoda69420 @incognitoStunna Nigga called himself a fag😂

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@fatherchuck96 @former_opp Do you have the link?

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@boo_el_prez Boo, thank you.

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3 months

How did the TL out grow bag pics, tap ins, bathroom floor pisses, and nice balconies so quickly?

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Destiny arrives all the same. Fucking cooked the Eagles.

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1 month

Need to put my dick in something soon

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4 months

Finger banged with an incredibly hot chick last night and snuggled with her this morning and kinda rubbed her vagina then my buddy picked me up

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@pascaldupussy Israel Palestine always a good one

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@madddiexo Clearly you don’t spit on that thang😂😂😂👍👍🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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8 months

This is normal

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this is wild

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@PriceNoFilter @itsmarkmoran Twitter

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6 months

I have zero reason to not stop in

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Would take five CAT 395 Excavators to pull me out of her

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Hey everyone 👋

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@megsxzum Demolishing both🤝

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3 months

This is exactly what my wife looks like after 27 light beers

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@DCUBiggieCarl @etchcoli Yeah that guy is a retard

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Hawk Tuah😂

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