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@Hustler__One

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Lick your wounds and dream of home

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Joined July 2009
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6 years
does anyone know what the fuck??
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3 years
Facts
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Let’s fucking go
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9 months
Yall think Bobbi Althoff would bounce on it
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2 years
Are you in the right headspace to receive pussy that could possibly kill you
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4 years
[posts selfie with 50 extra lbs of beer weight, lips chapped, skin all blotchy/jaundiced, empty gaze] homie: looking good pimp
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5 years
Mf’s wondering why they’re dying from cartridges that have this as the package art
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5 years
Houston on god we gon get you some fresh air bro
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3 years
Updating LinkedIn
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3 years
Lmao my coworkers hardhat
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4 years
if you make minimum wage you should be allowed to show up drunk
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4 years
carvana said the trade in value for my car is $100. pretty good
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4 years
writing beer reviews, just typing "doesn't work" if it's like in the 4-5% range, not even commenting on the flavor
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3 years
Lol alright man
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3 years
Who up discharging they firearm
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3 years
every friday night around 3 am I like to get drunk and text my best friend that I've known since 3rd grade that I'm going to shoot him
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3 years
*losing phone after drinking too hard with the boys* Anton chigurh voice- “go ahead, call it”
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3 years
Mr $1400
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3 years
Had to bend my boss over my lap and spank his bare ass and tell him I’m not coming in tomorrow
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3 years
rest easy pimp😔
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5 years
Hey bro.. you gonna hit this?
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Austin Texas is only “weird” in the sense that it is slightly peculiar to see a bunch of Teslas parked outside a dive bar
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5 years
Chase : your dick broke and your haircut all fucked up 😂😂 Me: wha— Chase: your girl letting me count ribs while you out bouncing checks 😭 Me: I don’t underst— Burger King: please don’t kill yourself, the girl reading this is so fucking important
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They should build this in Pasadena Tx
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Thinking about Frank Lloyd Wright’s proposal for a 528-story Chicago tower
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5 years
people who smoke cigarettes have mental illness. i prefer the green sticky stuff. It's safe and not physically addictive, i just have to milk a 10 arm straight tube bong every 3 hours and get space stationed to do mundane, repetitious stuff so that i do not blow my brains out
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7 years
white people love to follow pre-made Spotify playlists called "chill vibes"
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3 years
Rolling up to work in this with this on the wrist 💧❄️
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4 years
damn dude trent reznor has 5 kids. mr creampie
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2 years
Rest easy brother
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4 years
People from England shouldn’t be allowed to fuck
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KHOU 11 News Houston
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What are your thoughts when it comes to plant fires in Houston? Share them with us here >>> #KHOU11
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Bout to ruin my fucking night
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3 years
0 hoes pale ale
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A car is a bar that you can drive
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4 years
cars should last 500k miles and cost $12 maintenance. tires last life of the car. car go fast
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3 years
Who up hunting they worm
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6 years
My dad had a friend whose forearm got all big and everyone made fun of him saying he jacked off too much and it ended up being a tumor and he died
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5 years
Taco Bell be like try our new big fuck off slop burrito with 6000 calories.. only 2.99
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5 years
Taking an Uber (cop car) back to my airbnb (jail cell)
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8 years
"Well what if YOU were aborted" Gonna go out on a limb and say that would solve mine and just about everyone I know's problems
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4 years
you come to me on the day of my daughter's DWI
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6 years
the beatles: He wear no shoeshine He got toe jam football He got monkey finger me: what the fuck
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6 years
*in dimly lit apartment drinking glass of premium whiskey* talking to computer- "enhance 224 to 176. track 45 right. stop. center and stop. enhance 34 to 36. pan right and pull back" *computer zeros in on pair of massive honking gazongas*
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4 years
the joker is a movie about what 0 pussy does to a mf
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6 years
My dick My balls 🤝 Bottom Text
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1 year
My first gf was the pool return jets
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2 years
Suckin around, the penis tree
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3 years
It’s good to me that all cars cost 60 thousand dollars now
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y'all still living in 2020 while he's living in the late carboniferous period
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3 years
yoo not my dumbass accidentally sending my only begotten son to die on a cross 😂
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9 years
Deer park is a toxic environment for intellectuals and progressive ideas as well as the fact that it is literally a toxic environment
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6 years
“Check on your friends” All my friends are quite vocal about wanting to get crushed by a steamroller
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Guy who watches succession and tries to play hardball with his boss and gets fired instantly
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8 years
50 first dates but instead the chick wakes up everyday and finds out trump is president
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6 years
friend: "are you gay" me: "no" friend: "does your dad know you're gay" me: "no.... AH FUCK" *me while un-buckling the homie's belt to suck him off* "you get my ass every time dude!"
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1 year
atheist's be like does anyone know if we got hell tomorrow
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1 year
Probably dumbest financial decision of my life
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3 years
?
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6 years
You either leave Pasadena or you live there long enough to see yourself get 3 DUI’s
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4 years
"Here, here's a little something for the road.." +1500xp Level Up New Skill Points available Quest item added- 18 pack miller high life
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Me at thanksgiving “this stuffing dummy lit and this turkey fn slaps” *whole family beat my ass*
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the govt should pass a $1.5 trillion hanging out and chilling bill
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8 years
"Snap chat is making a database of faces bruh 👀" Yeah i feel like that kinda already happened when you got your license at the DMV..
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7 years
The year is 2065 after the great truck war and neo deer park is covered in toxic clouds and neon signs that say MENINIST
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3 years
Who you gonna believe, me or that lying ass blood alcohol test
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job application questionnaire: do it grip tight me: man i just want health insurance
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7 years
Going to the art museum so that I can stare at each painting for 5 minutes and then say “big mood” loudly
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5 years
i'm not telling my kids anything
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7 years
when someone unfollows me after years i always wonder what pushed them over their threshold. Was it a political tweet i made or something stupid like "pussy feel like popeyes biscuit" and they just absolutely lost their mind
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2 years
tech employees are some of the biggest fucking cry babies
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4 years
All the replies to this are wild. Absolute dumbest country on earth
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5 years
Oh that’s your girl? Then why she just change my diaper
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top 5 places to visit in houston: 1) the mud river 2) mildew-covered freeway interchange 3) the benzene factory 4) chilis 5) construction site
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7 years
*charming british narrator voice* “This ritual marks the beginning of what is referred to as big boy season”
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4 years
Next time someone asks me what my hobbies are as an ice breaker I'm gonna tell them that I enjoy cranking the absolute fuck out of my hog. Tugging on that son of a bitch until it start smoking
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You used to call me on the grinch phone
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2 years
The middler
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6 years
going to the fridge to get beer
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3 years
👍🏼
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6 years
Saw an article title on the Austin package bombings that’s like “hip city on edge as serial bomber on the loose” like getting eviscerated on your front doorstep by explosives is just another weird quirk of living in Austin
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5 years
Fellas??
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