Kevin Westgirth @kevinwestgirth Twitter profile

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

4 months

Today’s plans

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Kevin Westgirth

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Kevin Westgirth

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7 months

Today’s schedule

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Kevin Westgirth

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3 months

I gotta full send this one right?

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Kevin Westgirth

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9 months

Me if going to the bar on a Friday night and talking to no girls was illegal

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Kevin Westgirth

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7 months

Yall think this will work?

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Kevin Westgirth

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9 months

Having a bump vs buying a bag

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Kevin Westgirth

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1 month

My roommate (who is gay) said that a girl bought him a drink at the bar last night. I am straight. A girl has never bought me a drink at the bar. I have the competitive advantage and I’m still losing.

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Kevin Westgirth

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3 months

Yeah it’s totally not why would you think that

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4 months

@incognitoStunna This is a banger

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Kevin Westgirth

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4 months

Bury me alive

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Kevin Westgirth

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7 months

Sorry guys, I got a full schedule today

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Kevin Westgirth

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3 months

@strokahontus Haven’t seen this before is that what matches look like lmao

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Kevin Westgirth

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8 months

I’m sorry I couldn’t be there during your final days. Rest in peace, Buddy

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Kevin Westgirth

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2 months

@TommyOKid Wait you’re supposed to link with girls on hinge? I thought they just ghosted you?

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Kevin Westgirth

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6 months

@meangirlpod Ratioed by my Mater crocs

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Kevin Westgirth

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4 months

Me pointing to the bartender to let him know I need another drink

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Kevin Westgirth

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4 months

Found guilty on 34 counts of being in love with someone who doesn’t care that I exist

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Kevin Westgirth

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3 months

@GreenwichGooner Fuck

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Kevin Westgirth

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3 months

@CatalanCapi Dammit this would’ve worked so well

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Kevin Westgirth

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5 months

Me if being a virgin was illegal

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Kevin Westgirth

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6 months

Whacked it to her LinkedIn this morning

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

10 months

Alcoholism doesn’t run in my family it drives

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Kevin Westgirth

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3 months

@ThorpeWilby Get off twitter

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

10 months

Corey Perry after whacking Bedard’s mom:

Chicago Blackhawks

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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Kevin Westgirth

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8 months

My friends tried to set me up on a date last week. Their friend saw my picture and actually refused to go out with me. Just thought you should all know that.

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

2 months

@Baileymoon15 Bailey, I hate to break it to you, but no one here is concerned about the pizza roll. They’re interested in something else. Hope it was good though.

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

2 months

Yeah it might be time to wrap it up fellas we had a good run

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@johnjamison34

2 months

Burner meet up at a local Mexican joint. Solid group of fellas.

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Kevin Westgirth

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6 months

I find it annoying that my roommate’s gf is over all the time

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Kevin Westgirth

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9 months

@moviebuff445 Girls scare me

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3 months

@monsterjoe420 Wdym he lmao

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Kevin Westgirth

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3 months

@KailerMemeamoto

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Kevin Westgirth

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6 months

Also why the fuck is a girl named Joey

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Kevin Westgirth

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5 months

@wobblymami I’m gonna start barking is that cool with you

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

5 months

Flying a twitter girl out to fuck my brains out haha uh

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Kevin Westgirth

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10 months

Take that, liberals

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

4 months

Talking to a woman at 1000 followers

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Kevin Westgirth

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9 months

Me the first time I go to eat box

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Kevin Westgirth

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11 months

Libs are pissed

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Kevin Westgirth

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8 months

10 mutuals Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would Would

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Kevin Westgirth

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2 months

Oh my goodness

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

9 months

Can’t wait to go to the bar tonight and talk to no women

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

8 months

I love how I’ve become the poster child for being a loser. You all know what it’s like to be me. Don’t be a pussy - go find your wife

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@baggienthusiast

8 months

Not talking to any women tonight, on my @kevinwestgirth shit.

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

7 months

Does anyone mind if I don’t get laid tonight

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

1 year

It’s illegal for me to even hold my own penis when I piss because I’m a grown man holding a penis for the size of a toddler

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Kevin Westgirth

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9 months

@bigpapi98 Phil you absolute beautician great post

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Kevin Westgirth

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10 months

@russiangas17 @whoreby_parker Hey Ilya thanks for saving those orphans from the fire and donating 100k to renovate the house! You’re a hero!

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

5 months

Instead of networking you should make her neck work

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

6 months

Roommate’s gf is arguing with him while she’s in my apartment and he’s not

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

2 months

@lunchboxboomer At least you get matches on hinge (someone help me please)

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Kevin Westgirth

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16 days

Don’t really understand why canes has coleslaw anymore… never seen anyone eat it

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Kevin Westgirth

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18 days

“What’s your roster look like?”

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Kevin Westgirth

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4 months

I received top this morning Here’s what it taught me about B2B sales:

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Kevin Westgirth

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3 months

A retainer is the only thing I’ve ever slept with

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

4 months

@Doinks2Big 👍

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

3 months

I’m not. Fuck you.

Harry Sisson

@harryjsisson

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My name is Harry Sisson, I’m 21 years old, and I’m FULLY supporting Vice President Kamala Harris in 2024. Who’s with me???

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

6 months

Me if not getting any matches on dating apps was illegal

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Kevin Westgirth

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@KanesCabDriv3r I’ve never had that screen in my life

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Kevin Westgirth

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5 months

Getting a girlfriend is harder than graduating college

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Kevin Westgirth

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7 months

@bigdumb_baby

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@NoLimitRT_ Rob this is awesome thank you for the free game

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

4 months

Got hit on by a dude in my DMs last night. I really need to learn how to talk to women.

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

6 months

@fatjew53 Hey, fuck you

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

5 months

@Ltcornbread69 Fellow sports management major. Shit’s easy

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

3 months

Worked with a cute coworker tonight. Looked up her instagram and she’s got a boyfriend. Kill me thanks

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

9 months

HOLY FUCK I GOT A MATCH

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

6 months

Just wanted you guys to know that I finally got a gf

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

7 months

Hey I wonder who tweeted that haha

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

10 months

Created a burner group chat please dm me or respond if you want in

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

7 months

Happy birthday, Kevin Westgirth

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

7 months

Friends threw me a surprise party. Time to go talk to no girls at the bar

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

2 months

Sex is great, but have you ever had a woman like you back? Me neither! Pass the bottle, you fucking loser

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

8 months

Came on my teacher’s face call that a pop jizz

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

10 months

Anyone mind if I eat wingstop and shit my pants after?

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

5 months

Passed my finance class with a 90

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

6 months

There was a really cute girl that helped me at target today. No, I didn’t say anything 👍

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

7 months

@dom_riccardi_ Should I substitute Bible time for more crank time?

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

7 months

I jerk off to her Instagram so we’re basically married

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Kevin Westgirth

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6 months

I have been wheeled into the neurosurgery unit of the ER. They found out that I may need another shunt. I think I’m going to be here overnight

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

7 months

In 2 weeks, I will officially have attended a Super Bowl, a World Series and an NCAA Championship game in an 18 month span. All before feeling the touch of a woman. Damn

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

3 months

Some kid that works at northwestern mutual just DM’d me on LinkedIn isn’t that the company everyone shits on

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

8 months

The burnerverse wanting to buy me a hooker because I constantly tweet about being unable to get laid

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

5 months

If you have sex that’s a body

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

10 months

So apparently I have this

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

3 months

@Doinks2Big Hello

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

4 months

You’re in her DM’s, I’m too scared to DM her

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

6 months

I am getting released tonight. I am going to follow up with a neurosurgeon further. I will not need surgery. They did blood work and figured out I am okay

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

4 months

Gonna text this chick who likes country music and ask her if she can give me some Zach Top

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Kevin Westgirth

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

10 months

If there’s a burner group chat can I join

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Kevin Westgirth

@kevinwestgirth

7 months

Me looking at his girl

Collin Rutherford

@collin_ruth89

7 months

Do you know what a "bottle night" is? Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY. We lock our phones away, turn the TV off... Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk. That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence. We live