@glueguy24
Hahaha wouldn’t it be funny if I pissed all over the bathroom and on the toilet paper and posted it on Twitter? Hahaha yeah dude
#fullsenditbro
Boss called me in the office
Coach thought it was bc his dab pen may be smelling loud
It wasn’t
Boss told Coach he gets a 5k Christmas bonus
Woohoo
#ytpipoftw
@ballsinyourmou6
No fucking way! THE STEWS are in Auburn?!?!?! At 1716?!?!?!? Holy frickin fuck!!! So wild, I can’t believe they’re playing at 1716 in auburn! Holy shittttttttt.
#FOMO
Just got the chick fil a bfast burrito for the first time ever
Thoughts:
1. Some of the best salsa I’ve ever had
2. Tortilla is too soggy
3. Too much egg
6/10 prob just gonna stick with the minis and biscuit duo from here on out
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