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2x SEX champion & BMFS & coach (ball knower) & gridiron tigers & court tigers & diamond tigers & fought till the end 🦅 & 1x thievery allegations (I did it)

Joined October 2023
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@notcoachharzyn
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3 months
@glueguy24 Hahaha wouldn’t it be funny if I pissed all over the bathroom and on the toilet paper and posted it on Twitter? Hahaha yeah dude #fullsenditbro
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@notcoachharzyn
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@huskerenjoyer Damn. That’s crazy #muted
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@notcoachharzyn
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5 months
Wax monkeys take on gumbo 🔥
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@notcoachharzyn
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6 months
@JohnBummit just got dm’d this from a buddy LOL.
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@notcoachharzyn
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5 months
FUCK YOU! And your daughter who doesn’t have her wedding rings on
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@notcoachharzyn
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6 months
Looks like some of the buddies have made it in to town…
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@notcoachharzyn
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6 months
Coach flew with dexter the other day. Very random experience
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6 months
@wobblymami Clearly an edgewater kinda woman it seems
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@notcoachharzyn
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2 months
@DVERandy You would lose your mind if you found out about this guy named Jerry Garcia and his hand
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@notcoachharzyn
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11 months
@GAFollowers You look so young @Zaxbys 😢
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@notcoachharzyn
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5 months
Got to go in John Daly’s rv today. Pretty friggin badass
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@notcoachharzyn
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2 months
A BALL?!?!?!!!! UMP!!!!! THAT WAS STRIKE 3 CMONNNNN! BOOOOOOO!!!!
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@notcoachharzyn
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10 months
Boss called me in the office Coach thought it was bc his dab pen may be smelling loud It wasn’t Boss told Coach he gets a 5k Christmas bonus Woohoo #ytpipoftw
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@notcoachharzyn
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F O O D A T E N N I S V I D I N B I O
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@notcoachharzyn
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1 year
Boss just ran my numbers since I started since June and he said he didn’t even expect me to reach this through 18 months let alone 4 months. 🤗🤗🤗
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@notcoachharzyn
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5 months
@zyn_addict @heylittlemillie You should put two zyns in and get trippy🤯🤪🤪
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@notcoachharzyn
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2 months
@sketchy_cactus That was @mtsulover off of a WhatsApp phone number
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@notcoachharzyn
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1 month
@DirtRoadPickup A lib cosplaying as country boy with the name DirtRoadPickup is certainly a new way to go about things
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@notcoachharzyn
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@permapledge21 This is gayer than two dudes fucking. Your parents fucking hate you and so do I. Retard. #muted
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@notcoachharzyn
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6 months
Just keep truckin’
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@notcoachharzyn
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4 months
Still can’t believe I’m getting to go to the circle. Hope John Mayer plays your body is a wonderland 🤞🤞🤞
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@notcoachharzyn
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2 months
“Duke take a seat and tell me about your experience”
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@notcoachharzyn
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6 months
@johnnymyspace @TuscaloosaPD please have Mr. Tyler Wilcox prosecuted for stolen property. Thank you, have a great day!
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@notcoachharzyn
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1 year
I used to gamble and drink. I still do but I used to too
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@notcoachharzyn
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@dixietaxman Holy shit!!!! This is badass. #muted
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@notcoachharzyn
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10 months
British term for cigarette
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Dylan Mulvaney has a new sponsor.
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@notcoachharzyn
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7 months
@ballsinyourmou6 No fucking way! THE STEWS are in Auburn?!?!?! At 1716?!?!?!? Holy frickin fuck!!! So wild, I can’t believe they’re playing at 1716 in auburn! Holy shittttttttt. #FOMO
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@notcoachharzyn
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4 months
Chattanooga haul with an original 9/16-17/66 poster. Gate keeping this store forever
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@notcoachharzyn
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5 months
@ThatsPanicMan That’s not panic, man
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@notcoachharzyn
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10 months
Foodacris ass music
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New York music is cooked 😂
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@notcoachharzyn
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Uh no they didn’t…?
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@GlobeEyeNews
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Georgia bans public displays of the LGBTQ rainbow flag.
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@notcoachharzyn
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4 months
Gonna do something. Will keep buddies posted when it’s up. Thanks.
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@notcoachharzyn
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6 months
Me when I accomplish absolutely nothing at work all day
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@notcoachharzyn
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9 months
The stews The stews The stews The stews The stews
@HeavyMetal_999
𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝒀 𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑳Ⓒ
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What 5 bands do you choose?🤔
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6 months
@My_Rice_Sickle_ Your name is “actual gay”? That’s kinda gay.
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@notcoachharzyn
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11 months
@AuburnTigers Please stop telling me what to wear. Thanks -Coach
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@chickentenderl5 Not very many basketball players on this basketball team
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@notcoachharzyn
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10 months
I have reached out to Jack for the buddies to inform him some buddies would like to make contact with his sister. Will update on response
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@notcoachharzyn
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5 months
Tried to go but this book for my niece and I can only finded the remixed and remastered “Twitter Burner” edition.
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@notcoachharzyn
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My good buddy wil b from the ⚜️ack gave me this pin a little while back and I wanted to show it off to the buddies. Thanks wil b from the ⚜️ack.
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@notcoachharzyn
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11 months
@SouthernandFat 11.4k people have now witnessed venuswilliamsacris and I wish I wasn’t one of them
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@notcoachharzyn
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9 months
I will not be leaving Idaho for another school in Alabama.
@marytylerpoor
SCARYTylerPoor 🎃👻
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Ok @AlabamaFTBL just hear me out
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@notcoachharzyn
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4 months
Babe wake up. New mural dropped at the Bham airport
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@notcoachharzyn
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9 months
You’re telling me a CK-280-25 fried rice machine by Nakai Machinery Industry Co., Ltd. fried this rice?
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CK-280-25 fried rice machine by Nakai Machinery Industry Co., Ltd.
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@notcoachharzyn
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4 months
Argue with a wall you stupid motherfucker
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@notcoachharzyn
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5 months
The pervert Coach freeze And Sam - @spun_bobby
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@notcoachharzyn
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5 months
Cows n tigers n predators
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@notcoachharzyn
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11 months
@em_rolled Memerald did you kill Ron? #burnermurderscandal
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@notcoachharzyn
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8 months
Hello
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@notcoachharzyn
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7 months
Ball game and drinks. Sky bar.
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@notcoachharzyn
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1 month
Hiding down in the keys from the government
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@notcoachharzyn
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11 months
Why does he crank dat when he gets hit with the arrow?
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Traps used in the Vietnam War.
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@notcoachharzyn
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7 months
Orange teams bad. WAR. DAMN. EAGLE. 🦅🐅🦅🐅🦅🐅🦅🐅🦅🐅🦅🐅🦅🐅 #HeedtheCreed
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@notcoachharzyn
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2 months
Yall hear trump got shot?
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@notcoachharzyn
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6 months
@GymiHNDRXX Fuck you.
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@notcoachharzyn
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2 months
Foodacris be like
someone stole my damn seat smh now i gotta drive around like this 😂
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@notcoachharzyn
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10 months
This is my buddy Jack’s sister. He is not ecstatic his sister has gone viral again. He’s gonna breakout blackjack again
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The thought of Auburn students having the greatest night of their college career just for it to get RIPPED away makes me so happy
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@notcoachharzyn
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8 months
Lots of people on this app take this app way too seriously.
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@notcoachharzyn
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5 months
Me waiting to hear this long awaited bham fall tour announcement @BillyStrings
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@notcoachharzyn
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4 months
Uh what
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@notcoachharzyn
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1 month
@RonnyLeonidus The only dropping you should be worrying about is your fucking nuts. #muted
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@notcoachharzyn
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2 months
Handed in my 2 weeks, accepted a new job, feel like a new man. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO🤑😎🤑😎🤑😎🤑😎
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@notcoachharzyn
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3 months
Enough lily lang. Time to refresh everybody’s feed
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Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.
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@notcoachharzyn
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@panicdawg1013 Don’t worry. I think the liberals are just fine with it you fuckin lib.
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@notcoachharzyn
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@jerryxandusky2 5 days. 5 shitcks. Sauce Carolina.
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@notcoachharzyn
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Biden sounds like me giving a speech in college on 60mg of vyvanse
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@notcoachharzyn
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1 year
Just got the chick fil a bfast burrito for the first time ever Thoughts: 1. Some of the best salsa I’ve ever had 2. Tortilla is too soggy 3. Too much egg 6/10 prob just gonna stick with the minis and biscuit duo from here on out Thank you for coming to my ted talk
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@notcoachharzyn
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4 months
I have thought about doing this several times when waiting 30 min on a pubsub
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@notcoachharzyn
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6 months
Groundbreaking stuff right here. Never would’ve thought!
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