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t shirt that says “I’m not the biological uncle, …i’m the cool uncle 😎”

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exactly

Meg

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3 months

i think a quick fling of a marriage in your 20s is kinda chic

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why don’t you come back to my place i’ll make you some rinsed grapes on a paper towel

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defender caught way outta position i’m open like a 24 hour buffet

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THEY DIDN’T SERVE PINTS… ONLY BUCKETS

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coke so white they turned it black or chinese

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9 months

i was on the phone with my mom

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9 months

Someone in my neighborhood had both a great sense of spatial awareness, and a lot of time on their hands. Hyde Park, Chicago.

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Lady Jessica:

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@HeckTyIer @quetzalponk @LTInvestor @jayesspea @mspurgeon20 @DrLauraGrimes they also said slavery was good because enslaved people learned skills that they otherwise would’ve have had access to

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5 months

he loved flying with you Mav

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9 months

didn't i nathan for you? why don't i nathan for you? why won't you nathan for me? when all i nathan for you?

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3 months

Ump are you fuckin blind?? That was right down the middle

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10 months

@auso27q @prozaccowboy @_Archesuchus_ how does this in any way help your argument

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1 month

i must be a haitian immigrant in springfield ohio the way i got that dog in me

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27 days

@kpvwxyz Rizzler isn’t part of the Justice family. He serves no banner

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7 months

@ali_sivi Kristen wiig is hotter than jimmy fallon

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6 months

hands down their funniest one

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4 months

@CrossMaul Canon:

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8 months

@GoodReddit

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3 months

@b_joe_eyelash i just screenshotted the first headline google had but I definitely remember this as her bit

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7 months

@EllerySamwise @micah_gj If you’re thinking this Batman it might be bc Greig Fraser shot both

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11 months

fuckwitmeyouknowigotit

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7 months

wanting was enough for me it was enough…

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3 months

@pissoffluvv Ex actly

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6 months

in your jehovah’s witness suit

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3 months

@p8stie why not just retweet it

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6 months

molly

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6 months

wait. what’s the black dog. did I hallucinate that.

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5 months

when the bong taste like home depot

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4 months

@skyler_higley i think he’s a business major

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7 months

@bladeelover3333 @joshtenet my bad i didn’t realize you were a massive prick

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1 year

@amxndamichelle Dewey clears so easily

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7 months

@mandymendez90 @CrimeInNYC what phone call exactly?

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9 months

HE SAID IT HE SAID THE LINE

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Duncan Idaho John Denver Hannah Montana Joe Montana Tony Montana Robert California Johnny Utah

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11 months

@Get2DaChopra @Vaughanilla_ so you do think wolverine is gonna sit around with sunglasses putting on chapstick in the movie

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5 months

she must be Rhett the way i wanna Link so bad

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8 months

daisy edgar jones is only 25??? she should be leaving peer feedback on my 300 word discussion post about last night’s reading

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11 months

I used to have this Rudy Giuliani plushie that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

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11 months

This remains one of the best pictures of all time. Makes me wanna grab him by his legs and start swinging him around

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9 months

@MlSANDRIIST what happens if you do this? does your mom have to pay it off or does it work?

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10 months

@6asscat

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4 months

@boozecruiser694 Virgin Good in bed

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8 months

full-time winner

@clairocoded

8 months

no one talks about the difficulties of being a handsome dark haired 6’4 man with a sharp jawline and prevalent cheekbones

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11 months

tapped in

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@iPhoneluvrr those are longs

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@Richard57941301 this got bro wet 🤣

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8 months

given that it is Black History Month i thought i should finally address something i am not proud of.

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9 months

it probably feels so good to rework an old case with your embattled former friend and colleague

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7 months

@bladeelover3333 @joshtenet The US has been fucking the middle east for oil since the 20s-30s

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9 months

the two party system is so fucked

haley 🕺

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9 months

choose your fighter

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@Darkminstrel1 @usernamenoah76 i think that’s the point of putting them in the bio

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6 months

“Straight man jumped in Gay City for refusing to twerk”

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10 months

@rinnystarr it’s all blurry ?

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1 year

@Doc_Naurrr how can you be pro tv and anti movie

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if this was only a 9/11 I don’t even want to imagine a full 11/11

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9 months

i didn’t even think it was my fault ?? why would you say this to me ???

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8 months

you might know me from cracked dot com’s 23rd funniest tweet from Tuesday, January 16, 2025

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9 months

@grace_schatz1 gotta be red

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4 months

dropping your kid’s gooning setup is crazy

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5 months

DID YOU KNOW? In many Eastern nations this is punishable by death.

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10 months

wait if i’m goth and you're punk then who's flying this private jet??

Pop Base

@PopBase

10 months

Taylor Swift on revisiting ‘Reputation’: “It’s a goth-punk moment of female rage at being gaslit by an entire social structure. I think a lot of people see it and they’re just like, Sick snakes and strobe lights.”

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7 months

only lisan al gaib would be so chill and humble about it

bald ann dowd

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if i were the lisan al gaib i'd be really chill and humble about it

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7 months

lowkey goated pre-suicide meal

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6 months

It’s simple.

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9 months

just realized the girl sitting next to me is extremely attractive and now i don’t remember how you’re supposed to drink a bottled water normal like

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1 year

@sorrelquest it was huntphobic

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11 months

spotify called me gay

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11 months

@holygroundsound @barbary_street more like these babies or these babies’ babies would be Phil’s grandparents

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7 months

@ali_sivi That… that can’t be right. Run em again

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10 months

@onthewayjay Piggy should be Jean and Emily Blunt should still be Kitty

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7 months

@movieboy69 DAMN THE SPICE

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8 months

me if the laughter of beautiful women was taken intravenously

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9 months

he did #HillaryBarbie

Alistair Ryder

@YesitsAlistair

9 months

Bernie Sanders should do a tweet about The Iron Claw getting snubbed, something for the fellas

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8 months

you can be my chinese kate moss tonight

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6 months

bumper to bumper slamming the horn yelling WHAT DO YOU PROVIDE WHAT DO YOU GIVE THE EARTH WHAT MINDS HAVE YOU NOURISHED???

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11 months

@timchals the little one is immune to his charm

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8 months

until somebody builds a faster car

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10 months

teju! (lightskin) ✿

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10 months

can we put this in a lesbian history book somewhere

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ignore all that. that’s the hardest wall art i’ve ever seen

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ME 👏 AND 👏 WHO 👏

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@rileycollins__ That’s so fire

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@tali_femshep @SteveRogers1943 @AmonDior That’s just not true. Guys show hog in plenty of movies i can only think of jason segel in forgetting sarah marshall rn but also there’s no X rating in mpaa anymore

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@wimdawgg

3 months

rest in power signor Linguanotto

Visegrád 24

@visegrad24

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The world has lost a great man Roberto “Loli” Linguanotto, the man who invented Tiramisu, has passed away at the age of 81 Rest in Peace

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6 months

if you steal jokes i don’t give a crap how big your boobs are you’re gone you’re done

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10 months

p please sir may a white boy have a samdwich?

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8 months

A monkey lights its balls on fire

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7 months

no morning routine? he worked out like an animal for hours a day. no journaling? he was an actor constantly searching for understanding of his characters’ and his own motivations which you can find in his MEMOIR. shut your dumb ass up

Poetic Outlaws

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Paul Newman. 12 pack of beer a day for decades. Chained smoked. No morning routine. No supplements. No sun gazing. No fasting. No ice baths. No journaling. Lived artistically and handsome to the ripe old age of 83. When men were men.

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10 months

why does studio ghibli food look so good

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10 months

today’s square lunch is brought to you by @1caroux

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@CroceBoobs @onlyyagirl_

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Alan Corey | Atlanta Real Estate Expert

@RealEstateMaxi

9 months

One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?