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@RealMrTowelie

Mr.Towelie

4 months

If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can! Tonight, WE are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players.

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@RealMrTowelie

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2 years

@kirawontmiss Horse on the right is def the racing one

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2 years

@incelReplies Honestly at this point give Amanda my number

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@OnlyBangersEth Dogs lucky he’s white

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@blaha_blast That’s why they call it an octagon ???

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@crazyclipsonly Sounded like a foul ball

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11 months

Shits pisses me off…32 years old asking me for 10$

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1 year

@flwakeskater @metabuffy @Zvbear U can always buy an ass

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@faglord10813 Game respects game

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@mendownbad Has anyone checked on Connor

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2 years

@AllahAQABA @kirawontmiss His look said “white women will do anything for views”

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@NotAtticusSmith 19 mickeys built the courage to talk to the cherry vodka chick. Much respect

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@UnhingedTwit @SigmaActivity Pronouns: Nig/Ga

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3 months

@RudyJUULianiV2 “Let’s skip the back and forth on here and get to know each other over a few drinks. Free this weekend?”

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1 year

We are so back

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1 year

Getting roped into going to a pumpkin patch w the new flame on Thursday…. Broad doesn’t realize there’s Thursday night football? I got better things to do

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1 year

First TNF over a pumpkin patch, now this??!

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8 months

Is it gay that the chipotle employee (blatantly gay) gives me his employee discount bc I’m nice to him ?

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8 months

2007 Megan Fox or 2024 Sydney Sweeney

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1 year

Alrighty boys let’s see how this goes

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1 year

Does Towelie DM the hot girl who likes the chiefs, “I figured if kelce can shoot his shot with Taylor…… I could should my shot with you. Drinks Thursday?”

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@RealMrTowelie

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8 months

Well I went to columbine so

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❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ ◡̈

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8 months

Ok, this should be fun… What was the “incident” at your high school?

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1 year

This is 26

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1 year

Just moved into my boys crib this weekend and this his fridge

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11 months

Pretty wild my cousin is my age (26) with two kids, house, and married while I run a burner called Mr Towelie and play Xbox 3hrs a night

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3 years

@Dumbassmomentss But she prolly knows every tik tok dance by heart

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11 months

@Yamothasbox69 When she says it in her profile but I’m not allowed to say it? Girl math….

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1 year

Free my boy. Who needs a tee

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1 year

Asked God to give me a sign if I should buy a bag or not

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2 years

@ParkerC100 @ALEJANDRO_22Fra @isaactysoncruz @ReddCinema @DailyLoud It was so nice u end up staying

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Mr.Towelie

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Towelie’s top 10 in no order S&D game chat Recliners in movie theaters (with otphj) Perky tatas Toaster Strudels Quiting vape (every Monday) Fooda The way my shlong looks fresh out an ice bath Posting a black square on my insta story The way New Yorkers say howyadoin NVG

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@SouthernandFat Unless ur a lineman at CU

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1 year

A Fooda park job

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1 year

Dog sitting this beast named Jameson

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1 year

Will never forget this fallen solider

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2 years

@SigmaActivity He’s playin chess

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2 years

@OnlyBangersEth He better buy a lotto ticket rn

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1 year

Dude deserves my whole paycheck, almost crashed my car tryna take the pic

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Mr.Towelie

11 months

Welp just swallowed a zyn eating a bag of cool ranch Doritos . Niiice

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1 year

I meannn I still would

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1 year

She was taking ZERO chances

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1 year

My friends a Special Ed teacher and it’s pretty messed up she says they are tardy when they are late

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@RealMrTowelie

Mr.Towelie

11 months

We up

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Mr.Towelie

11 months

Damn boys, pour one out for the kiid. Hinge date was taking me to an Avs game 7 rows from the glass tonight and just canceled on my ass bc “she’s not feeling well” This is my 9/11

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1 year

My mental state if my 6 leg parlay doesn’t hit

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1 year

Whats y’all’s preferred light beer I got coors at #1

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1 year

My company is doing a game today and whoever wins gets off 10mins early? Like wtf are we doing here

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1 year

Y’all gettin better today? Cause Towelie is

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1 year

Getting roped into going to a pumpkin patch w the new flame on Thursday…. Broad doesn’t realize there’s Thursday night football? I got better things to do

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Mr.Towelie

1 year

Towelie ran out of tp and didn’t realize it. Had to wash my tegridy hole in the shower. Is 26 too old for this or

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1 year

@FChildSyndrome Thought this was Foodacris

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1 year

Nobody told me it was a bad idea to rap Love Sosa bar for bar at my work happy hour

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1 year

Do I cop this blade putter cover

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11 months

It’s like a hoop with no backboard. Splashes only

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Went number 5

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1 year

@FatandSouthrn Kids don’t realize what extra chromosomes look like

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@CrazyVideosNow Talk about catching a fade

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11 months

Can papa Towelie plug a lil nigga like me for Christmas???

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1 year

Y’all mind if Towelie gets high w his friends before the movies

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8 months

My drug dealer dapped me up and said “what’s good nigga”. Never felt so chill in my life

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8 months

Based Airbnb. Full of tegridy

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@RealMrTowelie

Mr.Towelie

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Damn boys, pour one out for the kiid. Hinge date was taking me to an Avs game 7 rows from the glass tonight and just canceled on my ass bc “she’s not feeling well” This is my 9/11

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1 year

What? A guy can’t be honest

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1 year

This is my 9/11: Costco out of soda cups so they handing out Pepsis from the 36 like it’s a frat house basement

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Mr.Towelie

3 years

@redsteeze @benshapiro He identifies as a mask therefore he does not have to wear one

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8 months

@incognitoStunna If Taylor swift tried this it’d look like the jersey was still on the hanger

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1 year

She read it 30min ago. RIP

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1 year

Is it just me, or every time I’m with a chick she starts out wet and ends up dry?

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@RealMrTowelie

Mr.Towelie

11 months

@BurnerWjp @drew_peacock91 @incognitoStunna @wimdawgg @g00dguyclay @ColonelBirrion @joevertime @pascaldupussy @TorturedCracker @RudyJUULianiV2 @BobbyGotBroads @JakeVirtanen16 @MaaaltyWalty Well deserved drew, absolute heat lately

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Mr.Towelie

1 year

Snitches mannnn, I would gone after class, showed her profile and said I better get an A this year.

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1 year

A Missouri Teacher is Put on Leave After Students Found Her OnlyFans

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1 year

Towelie’s tapped in

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10 months

Me tryna talk to a broad at the bar

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Remember North Dakota State’s 94 point win over Oak Hill Christian a couple days ago? Well I found the highlights from the game and let me just say.. there’s no way this is real:

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@FatandSouthrn Pretty sure they are enrolled at South Carolina

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1 year

This gotta be a top 5 tweet for me hahaha

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1 year

That’s all I gotta do? Tf am I buying shake for

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Joe Mellen, former member of the 1960’s acid revolution, drilled a hole in his own skull to stay constantly high.

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@Zvbear Ones blonde and the other has a extra chromosome

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1 year

God bless whoever made matching workout sets for broads. I have a boner and it’s 5:56am

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1 year

Apparentlyyy Towelie is buying a flight to chicago to see boobies

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@BoozeBlogsChuck Wouldn’t put it past a lil nigga w a hair cut like that to hit 1k books

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1 year

What’s everyone’s hangover cure?

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1 year

Shit happens on a Friday? Not v chill

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11 months

Javonte anytime td

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7 months

Jesus Christ this is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen. Close the yearbook buddy

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I love Cabrini Lacrosse

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1 year

@SouthernandFat

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1 year

This is what happens when u lose the Super Bowl & World Series

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1 year

What happened to Philadelphia?

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“They call this music?”

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1 year

At Outback w the rents right now and the hostess is looking like she needs me to leave my number on the receipt

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10 months

Pulling out the lucky jacket for the boots on the ground Javonte legacy game. 2TDs, O54.5 rsh yrds, 016.5 rec yrds, Den ML

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2 years

@rico_tamales @detectfights Ebonics 😂😂😂

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5 months

Wtf is going on here

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@ChinaFentanyl Spidey senses were tingling

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1 year

Aight - AOC check fold or raise

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1 year

Congresswoman Lauren Boebert's Handjob/Groping Incident At The Theater Happened On a FIRST DATE

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This side of society blows my mind

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@ColonelLamb20 Send her the link to this tweet

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Mr.Towelie

1 year

Dont think Tebow asked for ownership in whatever team drafts him either???

@GiantsRealist

Giants Realist

1 year

A lot to the people dogging Caleb Williams for crying are also the first people to defend what kind of player Tim Tebow was. That’s interesting.

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1 year

Kids down bad texting a broad with the ❤️ next to her name

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@matthewsgirl_34 @leipsicbrendan1 Hey Ashley, please stand by your bio and always spread love and positivity thanks.

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1 year

Please be head, please be head, please be head

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Anthony Edwards out here tryna get to the Plan B

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Some guys got it all

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@bongsandbuicks The creatine, zyn and coffee combo might be the infinity stones of office shits

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