Richard L. Hoitz, Jr. @RLHoitzII Twitter profile

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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5 months

I’m not sold on this whole solar flare being the cause of the AT&T service loss. Gonna interrogate the workers of the local Chinese buffet tonight to see if they had involvement

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8 months

When I’m feeding cows and I see one of them blink my full legal name in Morse code

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9 months

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would definitely be clues

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7 months

25 y/o grown ass man (me) using actual money to buy the Mr. Meeseeks skin on fortnite

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10 months

Sir, he’s switched to liquor

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7 months

My coworkers would beat me to death with sledgehammers

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7 months

Fellas what’s stopping yall from dressing like this???

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7 months

Hiding in the shitter to hit my vape and my coworkers start rattling the door handle

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20 days

Got rained out at work today. No prob boss man I’ll get some reps in at home and stay fresh for Monday

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6 months

Fuck it cat at da bar

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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7 months

Finally finished my shop project! Can’t wait to put it to use soon

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

@RLHoitzII

5 months

What my boss sees when I show back up to work on Monday after doing nothing but drinking and doing drugs all weekend

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5 months

Leafs Papi

@LeafsPapi_

5 months

Maybe I should venture out of Scotiabank arena a little

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5 months

Looks like shit. Rest in piss 👍

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5 months

Legendary painter, Pigcasso, has died aged 8. He generated over $1m from his paintings

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7 months

Cannot stop fucking tooting at the bar

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6 months

Just saw a girl with a “in my chiefs era” shirt on

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6 months

Pookie is looking absolutely fire today

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7 months

Need to see what he’d look like if he were black or Chinese

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5 months

Can’t wait to get called a f*ggot tomorrow at work for bringing a salad for lunch

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5 months

@solenya_0

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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11 months

Not a huge liquor guy but I’m about to go ray rice mode on a bottle of Tito’s tonight

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1 year

Putting on a fucking clinic at this wedding on my Jordan shit

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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7 months

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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@VLONEPREDATOR

7 months

here’s what you would look like if you were black or chinese

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11 months

Can’t hit my vape in front of mom

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11 months

Parents coming to the bar w me and the boys

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9 months

It was legit and the dude was actually super nice. Almost felt bad for having 13 rounds of 9mm in my waistband the whole time

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9 months

Going to meet someone off Facebook marketplace because they’d “rather not leave the house” OKAY 🤣🫵

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15 days

Huntin, fishin, lovin every day

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5 months

Yeah I’m DTF Dumber Than Fuck

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@bertkreischer

3 months

I FUCKING LOVE YOU SOUTH CAROLINA!!!

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10 months

Limo tint on the whip so I can point my firearm at homeless people at stoplights

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10 months

Just played a walk up song on touchtunes in the parking lot of the bar

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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4 months

So hungover I may kill myself

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6 months

We ended up getting into a fight with the guy in the blue btw hahaha

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6 months

Fuck it cat at da bar

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5 months

Constantly speeding up and slowing down while waiving a gun behind this student driver rn

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7 months

The look I give before telling you I can’t get it up because I’m racked outta my mind

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7 months

POV: the fortnite item shop when I get home from the bar at 2:46 AM

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1 year

Me on the shitter trying to get that last bit of poop to drop

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1 year

Put her in a cage against Michael Jackson and she’ll come out as winner bc she really knows how to DANCE

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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3 months

Midget OF daughter or Jewish crypto son??

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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5 months

The bar having to resort to a shot glass full of toothpicks because the dispenser is at my house is hilarious

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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6 months

Having Popeyes for dinner. How are YOU (🫵) celebrating BHM??

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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22 days

Reminder: if you have somewhere be in NW OK, DO NOT take US hwy 60. I get paid by the hour and I am playing on my phone at a very comfortable 26.8 mph

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7 months

They should make a cocaine that doesn’t make you sit in your buddy’s living room and yap to the 40 year old bartender til 3:30 in the morning

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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5 months

Lil late night sesh with the boys to clear the head >>>

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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28 days

Temu fucking rocks 5 knock off MJ’s for $18

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2 months

@glutenfreeperc

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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1 year

Not beating the “raging boner at work” allegations

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

@RLHoitzII

2 months

Grow the fuck up

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

@RLHoitzII

11 months

When my bookie hits me up to even up tomorrow I’m just gonna hit him with “and what if I kill myself? Then how much will I owe you?”

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2 months

Was gonna kill myself til I picked up a pickleball racquet

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

@RLHoitzII

6 months

“Okay now take Blackhawks ML”

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@drunkyotes

6 months

Blackhawks ML tonight

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@RLHoitzII

6 months

Doing this but with Heat by Mike Lupica

just a girl

@maidenprincesss

6 months

awww im sorry to hear that…

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

@RLHoitzII

9 months

My online friends just tell me to kill myself and call me a f*g

Soulja Slim

@SkinnyDre

9 months

Was the only outta the group still on the PS4, and them boys came thru for me 😭😭😭. Got the best friends in the world dawg 🙏🏾

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5 months

Only good thing about hangovers are the crazy fuckin boogers you get to pick all day

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10 months

Y’all fuckin wit the fit⁉️

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10 months

You rockin w this shit⁉️ @heatdaddy69420

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2 years

Rizz or no rizz?

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10 months

So hungover I’m breathing manually

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10 months

Hit my drive and mom said “Wow, you gave that one a cool curve!”

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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1 month

Bar got the holy trinity

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1 year

Boy dinner (10 eggs)

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6 months

The boys at the bar tonight when I show them my new haircut and fresh pack of camel crushes

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6 months

At the bar not contributing to the conversation, just staring at the tv with animal planet on

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3 months

They’d need seal team 6 to pull me outta this restaurant

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3 months

Are robot waiters the future of dine in restaurants?

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11 months

Boss just told me “don’t schedule a tee time for Saturday, gonna be a long weekend” Yeah okay what if I kill myself tomorrow night? Then how much longer of a weekend will that be for y’all?

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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9 months

#StandWithIsrael

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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8 months

So hungover I could actually kill myself

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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5 months

Just fucking look at him. He has the pass

New York Post

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5 months

Shane Gillis opens SNL hosting gig with several jokes about Down Syndrome

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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3 months

Blue man group ratio

meangirlpod

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3 months

Are you a high or low quality man?!

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2 months

@11kmrn Reloading your own ammo

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6 months

If you’re squad’s not talking about Peter Griffin hitting the griddy in Fortnite, you need to surround yourself with a better squad

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8 months

What the Fuck was I cooking last night

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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1 year

Nobody at this continental breakfast knows I have a gun in my waistband

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3 months

Bang

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3 months

Guys fucking rock

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10 months

I have spent $75 on touchtunes tonight

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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6 months

Hand over the fish

no context memes

@weirddalle

6 months

Is he ok

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1 year

Women hate that men can live like this

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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1 year

Me getting laid tonight: +275 “How about tomorrow my head hurts”: -3500

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1 year

I have got to have my weiner sucked

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10 months

Me this weekend at the Texas State Fair going up to the first toddler I see wearing an OU shirt

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9 months

If I got a bag tonight, would anyone be opposed?

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6 months

Meeting someone for Facebook marketplace

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5 months

This game would be way better if they showed taylor and Blake lively making out

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5 months

This is what Travis Kelce has waiting for him after the game

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1 year

@heatdaddy69420

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1 year

Manifesting worked

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1 year

I have got to have my weiner sucked

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1 year

Growing more racist with every drink

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1 year

Left my dip at work, lost my vape on the course. I am going to kill myself any moment now.

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

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9 months

Going to meet someone off Facebook marketplace because they’d “rather not leave the house” OKAY 🤣🫵

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8 months

So hungover I could kill myself

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9 months

Hell of a night coming up

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1 year

I caved

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1 year

Considering picking up zyn to quit dipping

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6 months

Parents aren’t home, you know what that means Calf in da feed bunk

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10 months

New piercing what y’all think⁉️

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1 year

Women hate that men can live like this

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11 months

Hey, sorry I was sending you weird suicidal messages earlier I realized I hadn’t jerked off today

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8 months

Vape died a mere 12 minutes before bowling

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6 months

When the gas station clerk gives me a “stay warm, honey” on my way out the door

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