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@bizzedmypants

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Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

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Type shit I’ve been on lately

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5 months

When my mom found my juul back in ‘18

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The Chernobyl disaster happened 38 years ago today, has there been a worse event since?

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i have considered this deeply

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10 months

When she says the word “retarded”

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Watching the little DoorDash car get closer to my house after I order Taco Bell blackout drunk at 3am

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Hope these 500k homes have good insurance because I’m putting a ball through a window

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9 months

My car does this after I have 13 beers

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Mercedes showing off their 360 turn feature in the new electric G Wagon

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Built like this btw

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BIG snow storm coming!!

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vox is 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎

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Define “you HAD to be there to experience it”

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9 months

Whisky dick

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What is the scariest illness or genetic disease that humans can get?

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4 months

Scheduling 5 “you up” texts for a Saturday at 2:30am

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iOS 18 will allow users to schedule text messages to be sent.

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this dua lipa

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5 months

Yea I like PBR P: pretty B: brunette R: rwomen

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8 months

Bar fit tonight

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How does this always happen

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Never ever drinking again 👍🏼

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Goose’s first beer run

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8 months

Whatever Tate McRae’s version of a swifties is that’s what I am

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📸 | Tate McRae via @NHL

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Deleted hinge to solely focus on the Twitter dating pool

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7 months

Who needs a girl when you have coors banquet

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My hands look like this so hers can “forget to text me back”

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7 months

Fun fact of the day: you can’t get a DUI on a golf course

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reverend anisha

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the sluttiest thing a man can do is post a picture of himself on twitter

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Dudes will see this and say hell yea

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@Percalator30 No last names is diabolical

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8 months

Can’t beat the $3.25 24 ouncers

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8 months

If you are a) a woman, and b) can do this, plz dm me ASAP

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Waste Management Open Week is arguably the best week of the year on the tour

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Hungover as piss but that doesn’t change the fact that I’m a 6’4 playmaking center

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5 months

This white boy is having a fucking day today

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1 year

@W_B_Rick If halftime catjam gets replaced by Taylor swift we riot

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Starting an app where you can rate the people you have sex with

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3 months

South Park is gonna have a FIELD DAY with this one

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4 months

White boy summer is going amazing

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5 months

I thought being 6’4 and funny was enough but apparently girls cut the line at being medium ugly

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2 months

Ban the elderly from driving

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5 months

Are these socially acceptable for a man to wear, or should I stick to the OG ones

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8 months

Texting my ex “happy valentines day” immediately followed up with a “whoops, sorry wrong person” text

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@Doinks2Big No way those are street legal

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Beer, tacos, hockey, formula One… this honkey ass white boy is having a good Sunday

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Ok timeline cleanse

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6’4, playmaker, center, one concussion away from not being able to function normal anymore… who want me?

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7 months

This white boys morning just got a lot better

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@wobblymami Prime lebron James

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@m0rganfreakman2 Low power mode on 96% 🚩

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@RudyJUULianiV2 Yo where’d the handle go?

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9 months

BREAKING: Biz has acquired a recipe to make snickerdoodle bread. Some analysts are calling him “gay” and “not a man”, but I say he’s a goddamn good baker

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Big rumblings out of Biz’s kitchen this afternoon. Stay tuned for more info

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Lunch for today

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Yup

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You’re all invited to the cookout

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@wobblymami This just cured my hangover, thanks

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1 year

Daniel Jones by the end of the game

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6 months

I wasn’t kidding when I said that family of 5 should’ve moved out of my way

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Girls complain about guys finishing in three strokes… that’s literally a birdie, you should be happy for me

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@jpatel443 @Percalator30 It is when I’m drunk and need to know the difference

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You’re paying for her nails, I’m paying for her ozempic, we aren’t the same

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Now: boozin Soon: cruisn

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I like my women like I like my coffee… big tits

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“Coming up with a username is so hard”

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“Coming up with a username is so hard”

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When you’ve been talking to a girl that you really like for 3 months and she texts you “we need to talk”

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8 months

Steve CPA levels of horny tonight 👍🏼

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Getting drunk with a view

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Don’t get serious on here too often but make sure you call or text the people close to you in life. Life is way too short to not reach out

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2 months

So when you really put 17 seconds into perspective…

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Katie Ledecky absolutely DOMINATED in the 1500m 🔥 She will compete for the the gold medal Wednesday 🥇🇺🇸

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@melancholygoal Can’t even get the menthol ones some places now smh

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Calling her tonight

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Discussing the return of mango juul pods, Zyn price reductions, and cigs inside

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Big dumb idiot is happy he got brushed again

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This is literally all I need to be happy in life

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@Sophhcx_ This just activated my third and final chromosome

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Auburn DBs when you tell them to play prevent defense

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Getting tanked in a pool on a Sunday? Do not mind if I do

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ｏ ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝╮ ( Need head ) ( Need head ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯ 　　 ( Need head ) 　　 ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ╯

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@megsxzum He’s already a seasoned vet

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$3 24 ounce domestics, hockey, and darts… this white boy is happy

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@wobblymami Don’t forget to slap every single bag you see in there

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Nothing, and I mean NOTHING… beats a nice pair of honkers

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@melancholygoal

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Not a night out without it

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Now: boozin Soon: cruisn

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My favorite time of the week

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Titties ranked: 1. Big naturals 2. Flashed / public 3. With tan lines 4. Holding while spooning 5. In your face

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Titties ranked: 1. Unexpected/public 2. In your face 3. Mature naturals 4. Perky 5. That one girls you’ve wanted to see for so long and finally see

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Sharkie is enemy number one

Tate McRae Tour & Updates

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📸| Tate McRae via @sjsharkie

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@OneLoveDET @heatdaddy69420 Hey buddy. Unfortunately the list isn’t up for any type of discussion per the guidelines. Sorry buddy, but it’s not possible pal. Thanks buddy.

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If you’re on here you are legally obligated to have a beer with me at a Florida dive bar