Nathan Trout @NathanTrout Twitter profile

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Nathan Trout

3 years

After Watergate, people bought bumper stickers saying “Don’t blame me, I’m from Massachusetts”, because it was the only state Nixon didn’t win. I want one that says “Don’t blame me, I voted for chaos with Ed Miliband”.

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@Shadourow @mornings0da @SparrowAdorer It’s three short paragraphs. Were you seriously too lazy to read that before sharing your opinion?

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@burandon_sama @sovietscifi The placard makes it even more stupid. They understand the term exists because of algorithm censorship but still say they’ve used it “out of respect”

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@KatyMontgomerie @redditships Stunning use of the word “bonked” too.

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@jackryeo The absolute worst word to have omitted. This is incredible.

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@mzbitca @bgflyingcircus @blogboynick @NZ_Campbell Yeah. There just isn’t a separate front crawl event like there is for other strokes just because it wouldn’t be any different from freestyle because it’s already the fastest style.

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@isaiah_bb Reminds me of the young emperor who may have had the first cat in Japan and describes it with the same obsession I talk about mine.

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@AChillGhost @josephcoward Look me in the eye and say croissant

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@PalsyRon @angryaboutbikes Every American recipe I see online is processed meat, processed dairy and garlic and onion powder. Maybe some premade marinara sauce or salsa. Never anything fresh.

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@TDTimeBaby If people wanted to listen to other people do Zoom meetings they’d just go into the office.

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@_emilyoram I don’t trust the judgement of someone who thinks the FA appointing Warnock wouldn’t be funny.

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@DuncanStott If they’re still up then they’re historical artefacts at this point and should be given listed status.

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@rockrnger @Yeenie_Mcbeenie That seems pretty realistic tbh

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@SoupTomatoSoup @BBCPolitics @bbclaurak Big part of the Tory spin operation is to play the victim whenever you’re called out.

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@p87737d64g6 @burandon_sama @sovietscifi Struggling to see why those would encourage ideation any more than “unalived” apart from sounding less clunky. I feel as though sometimes there’s a bit of an arms race to with progressive language and all it does is create worse and less useable phrasing for the same thing.

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@paulgibbins That’s the point he’s making if you read past the headline.

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@dieworkwear As soon as you compliment this, I know that you aren’t worth listening to.

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@theoceanblooms I know they probably don’t have signal but if they did, going on Instagram live is probably the smartest thing they could do.

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3 years

@henry_sister @gothspiderbitch @bloggerheads Rowling wrote the books that helped launch their careers. The actors helped turn her books into one the most successful film franchises of all time. They all benefited and they all made a fortune. Nobody owes anyone anything.

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“these past few weeks”

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@Cobratate Bro what are you doing man? You’ve fully lost it these past few weeks

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5 years

I hate that Deliveroo advert where they everyone gets food from different places. No Northern mum would allow that kind of nonsense.

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@yourgirldad124 @burandon_sama @sovietscifi It’s not online. How is it any more respectful?

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@AChillGhost @Sorrelish Did you stop reading after the fourth word.

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4 years

The Royal Family work quick when coming out to bat for the Conservative Party spin machine.

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Prince William has enjoyed a pint at his local pub as bars and restaurants reopen for the first time in three months in England

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@amyfullermorgan The lettuce thing arose from an article in The Economist which compared her shelf life to that of a lettuce. It picked up steam online and The Daily Star ran with it.

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@p87737d64g6 @burandon_sama @sovietscifi Yeah. That’s dumb.

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2 years

I haven’t followed the Depp v Herd trial closely enough to have anything like a reasonable opinion on the outcome, but people outside the court wearing pirate hats and cheering at the outcome when it was ultimately about domestic violence is very ugly.

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@craigDLyons @DavidMackayyy @NewsForAllUK I’ll just pop to the garden centre for some limestone seeds.

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Not sure if I'm overly pessimistic, but when I saw Edinburgh Zoo trending my first thought was that a panda had died.

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@vitt2tsnoc It’s such a great injustice that Piers is still with us when we would lose Sean so young.

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4 years

@AdrianPym @LancsPolice The police are bound by the law as well. The law doesn’t allow the police to arrest people for made up reasons.

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@VoicesByZane @Srirachachau The Prancing Pony is the only location in all three films where any commerce would even occur.

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@sophcorcoran @MarkReckons You’d almost certainly be more insightful than your namesake.

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@JeffWaddell68 @samfangs I’m not sure where you’ve been for the past year, but there’s no many places to get out to at the moment.

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@SussexUni @LizzieCharlton Imagine throwing vulnerable minority students under a bus and then pretending that putting out a few generic links is an acceptable response.

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Idea for a rom-com:

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Oh he’s walking around naked

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@ne0petsgirl They also can’t even fix really basic stuff. Like Microsoft word has been famous for how the formatting randomly fucks up for decades and the only thing that’s changed is that it’s got more expensive for the same problems.

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@DanielPCarey @hrtbps Man who has a tantrum every time his football team loses complains about people aren't stoic enough.

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@Lorien19731 @BadMedicalTakes Women also have less body water (more fat) on average.

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@OteghaUwagba This is probably an anti-corruption measure because he’s working on behalf of a local council. It does feel very jobsworth-y given he’s nowhere near any policy decisions.

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@lewisssffc It’s the juxtaposition with the Poppy. It’s what our granddad’s fought for.

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With Facebook Down I give it 3 hours before people start eating each other.

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@PoliticsForAlI @guardian Wait until the delays to cancer treatment start to kick in on mortality rates.

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@scottygb The flag of choice in the crowd when England won the World Cup.

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@DanielaNadj “British tax payer funding Prince Andrew’s legal fight against sex abuse allegations”

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@thhamilton Has anyone managed to find out whether any of them are Conservative Party members yet?

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@generalslug The tattoos are the more obvious criticism but really it’s as accurate hair and make up as any other biopic.

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@carlgardner I think it’s more important that MPs take their responsibility for their constituents and the wider country seriously than the monarchy. He still took the oath. Republicans are a significant portion of the population and in a democracy it should be possible to respect that view.

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@TheLynx_1 @AlexGodofsky Verbena and freesia are flowers. All the other words that I recognise are clothing related.

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@3KeepyUps @rpaton11 “I’m not opposed to the idea in principle but it’s not fully costed”

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4 years

@green_woman1 @PoliticsForAlI @TheSun So you’re saying that the union is mutually beneficial?

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@RogoSprout @CaseyExplosion His other twitter tactic is to get as many people as possible to pile in and then say he’s had enough of the conversation. He also couldn’t do that.

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@SloaneFragment @jk_rowling Not a single trans MP and Rowling acts like they control the world.

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4 years

@nachomadness @nyeusi_waasi It’s Joe Cokanasiga. He’s Fijian born but now plays international rugby for England. His dad served in the British Army.

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@nearlylegal Not sure how the statute that you come across during your law degree more than any other is a "little known law".

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3 years

What if you don’t want to be any Tory Prime Minister’s wife?

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Growing up is realising you don’t want to be Carrie, you want to be Samantha.

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Sainsbury’s in Wakefield have started blocking off non-essential items.

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@philtheswo @Chinchillazllla @EllieCumbo Amazing that people are trying to pretend that bigots are incapable of masking their views with gentle language, or that people responding to bigotry are wrong to use robust and emotive language.

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@Defencebrief @BadMedicalTakes I assume they’ve learned the fact that all of a woman’s eggs are developed while they’re still in the womb and got it all scrambled.

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@DStibbardHawkes @John_Attridge Yeah. It’s called a joke.

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@Cr4zy2287 @pissvortex If you somehow miraculously managed to change all the DNA in a human’s body into that of a butterfly, I’m pretty sure they would just die.

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7 years

I'm about 90% sure that someone at the auction house made a typo on a listing for a 1973 mug and someone from the National Trust bought it.

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@RussInCheshire I just tell myself that Jonny Marr did all the heavy lifting.

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@DaBaspo @burandon_sama @sovietscifi “iT gOt PeOpLe’S aTtEnTiOn” Listen to yourself ffs

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@thomas_violence @robdelaney 90% of people who call themselves libertarian are really just proto-fascists trying to put a more palatable label on it.

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@qikipedia They did him a favour.

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3 years

@notlikethesoup @friedurethra boring twitter users: *ctrl+c, ctrl+v*

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“You talked about it therefore it’s valuable as a piece of art” is a terrible way to assess the cultural value of a work.

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The fact that people are still pressed about that fucking duct taped banana five years later has done more to demonstrate its value as a piece of conceptual art than if they had just moved on with their lives

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@rugbyworldcup @WorldRugby @AllBlacks Great servant to the game and a class act to the end.

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@fultonsnp Walkers serve all of Scotland including the 55% who voted to remain in the UK.

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@garybrannan Tbh I have almost no sense of when Cotton Eye Joe was released. I’m pretty shocked it was in my lifetime.

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Does anyone else look at their annual leave and consider sacking it off and becoming a teacher?

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@AdamBienkov Cultural Marxism was always a favourite phrase of Nick Griffin.

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@AidanCTweets Look, you can’t expect people to be doing basic fact checking.

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Call me a radical, but I think that the medical profession might actually improve if it wasn’t so dominated by people who think they’re God’s gift to humanity because they did well in their A-levels and have coasted on that ever since.

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@Carefree_Jam @nocontextfooty

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@JeffWaddell68 @samfangs Cheers pal. I’ll spend my whole Friday evening wandering aimlessly round the estate.

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@Barristerblog Who needs the ONS when we can rely on anecdotal evidence from one person working at one hospital related through three people and an anonymous Twitter account.

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@jamesummer2 @CriminologyUK @Jorekai @siobhan8185 @Barristerblog Because they care about society and think their expertise can contribute to the debate.

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@Ch0wd3rrr @AbsurdistRoader @fordm @r0hanF Are you basing that on the fact that you read a New Yorker article and have decided that you know more than a jury who sat through an 8 month long trial

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@dai_alectic @ScrtDrugAddict @JSParkAgain What did you mean to say?

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Reminder when Thomas Skinner wants to use his “salt of the earth” act to push right wing politics as working class sensibility that he went to one of the most expensive private schools in Essex.

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@JolyonMaugham The austerity agenda disappears when it comes to defending themselves in court.

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4 years

My dad had a successful transplant last night. He’s been waiting for four years and it’s the tenth time he’s been called in since he went on the list. Three of those times have been in the last month. The decision to make donations opt out was a great move.

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@davidallengreen I was taught by him. His 1st year course was based on a textbook that had been out of print for about a decade.

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@teaforpterosaur How much do you love him if you live in the constituency and it’s somehow passed you by that he’s not the candidate.

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@veganuary Linda McCartney

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@shitbarrister Anyone who calls them self Topher or Seph is not worth speaking to.

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@Ste_By_The_Sea @paulwaugh It’s not journalism to report that an MP who campaigned heavily on standing up for Gaza isn’t attending a statement on Gaza?

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@BHaasTSD @jyubunn The stereotypes they have about women are somehow more bizarre than the ones they have about trans people.

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@momjeandream @Aether_works @harleivy What about my man Charles Boyle?

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@glenninluton @afneil Remind me, who are the ECHR investigating?

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@GeorgePeretzQC @DanielJHannan The modern Conservative Party certainly seem to find destroying good things exhilarating.

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@KatyMontgomerie There’s no way they’d treat any other prejudice so flippantly anyway , but “just write a column” displays such an absurd level of arrogance and unacknowledged privilege.

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@karl_fh What purge? One Asian candidate was deselected and replaced with another.

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A man who until recently was employed as one the BBC’s top politics presenters and he’s falling for years old boomer copy pasta that falls apart at the slightest logical analysis.

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This is quite incredible. Definitely worth a read.

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My mum somehow managed to sneakily buy a @middletemple tie at my call without me noticing.

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@SirenCraftBrew Have you hired @pilotbeeruk ’s social media guy?

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This has got to be opening paragraph of the year, hasn’t it?

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@jerryhayes1 @hendopolis @RishiSunak He still hasn’t sorted out help for the self employed and the replacement for furlough was made last minute on the back of a fag packet. Not to mention the disaster that was Eat out to Help Out. He’s cleared the low bar of being better than Johnson, but it’s far from leadership.

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