Hannah @teaforpterosaur Twitter profile

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Hannah

3 years

Wonder if those agitating for a statue of Sir Captain Tom would mind if it was a tiny silver model of Dwayne Johnson with his cock out, on top of a big shapeless blob, and a plaque that reads "a sculpture FOR Sir Captain Tom Moore we never said it was OF him"

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

3 years

This is the most Twitter thing that has ever happened

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@teaforpterosaur

5 years

"I’m sad to announce that Pennywise is not gay, or even an ally" is my favourite ever quote from an honest to god serious article criticising the lack of LGBT allyship from a child-eating monster in the sewers disguised as a filthy razor-toothed clown.

Pennywise Is Surprisingly Anti-Queer in ‘It Chapter Two’

The killer clown isn’t the ally we thought he was.

www.out.com

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@teaforpterosaur

6 years

I've just nipped in Gregg's for a sausage roll and heard the cashier say "£37 please" to the woman in front of me In GREGG'S

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@teaforpterosaur

1 year

Why the FUCK is this cnt who is literally famous for trespassing, stealing dogs off old women and threatening women at night while touching them without consent now on Newsnight being asked for his opinion on Andrew Tate, are you people on fucking glue

BBC Newsnight

@BBCNewsnight

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"I was raised by a single mum...I'm not in any shape or way supporting what Andrew Tate says about women" Social media influencer 'Mizzy' tells #Newsnight Andrew Tate's 'confidence and stride' is what attracts young men to him

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@teaforpterosaur

5 years

Hands up if you've ever been badly affected by a breakup and your response was not arson

The Independent

@Independent

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Man who set ex-girlfriend’s home on fire spared jail because he was ‘badly affected’ by break-up

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@teaforpterosaur

4 months

Devastating news for Taylor Swift if she ever decides to split up with her multi-superbowl-winning pro athlete boyfriend, sixty-four year old Eamonn Holmes is not interested

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

3 years

One of them is a big bowl of sadness?

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

6 months

Your fucking toilet doors that have a 2ft gap at the bottom and a 2in gap round the edge

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@teaforpterosaur

9 months

Her defence barristers did ask that Peter

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

6 years

Shall I tell you what I don't like Job ads with no salary on them Like How much money you're offering matters immensely re: whether I want this job Idgaf that you think it is competitive I want to know what it is And then I decide if it is good

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

5 years

STOP saying DECIMATED if you don't mean DESTROYED TEN PER CENT OF

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

4 years

I thought it was made of prosciutto

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

5 years

You lost your seat because of Tony Blair. The seat you won in 2017. On the doorstep over and over people said Laura, I know I voted for you two years ago, 14 years after the invasion of Iraq, but now it's 16 years after the invasion of Iraq I just can't.

Laura Pidcock

@LauraPidcock

5 years

Vital to learn the lessons of Labour’s #GE2019 defeat. However, the answers will not be found at the door of New Labour’s architects. Blair’s legacy still hangs around this party like a millstone, especially in the North East. I heard it time & time again:

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@teaforpterosaur

6 years

I actually can't tell you how frustrating it is to talk about being sexually harassed and have multiple people say "you should have hit him". LADS. I don't want to be killed. That's not a solution.

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

4 years

*opens LinkedIn* *Closes LinkedIn*

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

5 years

Remember when teen magazines just had free lip gloss and pictures of boy bands everyone liked and now it's a bunch of creepy dudes grooming 13 year olds to think they should be doing anal

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

5 years

After all they did for him.

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@teaforpterosaur

5 years

Stop voting for him then sweet Jesus

Guardian news

@guardiannews

5 years

Uxbridge on Boris Johnson: 'No one has seen him here in years'

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

1 year

Wow, what a little shit

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

2 years

Maybe fuck off calling me a "bleeder", Daniella

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

4 years

PUT. MPS. ON. MINIMUM. WAGE. SO. ONLY. ALREADY. WEALTHY. PEOPLE. CAN. BE. IN. THE. LEGISLATURE I. AM. SMART.

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

6 months

Ok fine, feminism

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

2 years

Oh come ON. Being handcuffed at a vigil in a massive crowd with plenty of press where you knew you were breaking the law (and yes I went) is not "how Couzens got Sarah" this woman just loves being "the face of the vigil" and it's shameless and gross

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

5 years

Why, WHY, would Pennywise not support us in being who we are, cry literally all gays. After all, we supported him ripping the arm off that toddler in the gutter.

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

3 years

I would hat tip the person who alerted me to this but I am 1000% sure they don't want that

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

Finally some good news

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

5 years

@HJoyceGender @BebeNeuwirth "I had to have it explained to me that it was transphobic because it very clearly wasn't, but I pretty much do what I'm told"

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

2 years

Ok well if my theoretical daughter's high school volleyball team isn't that important why would male people die if they're not allowed to be on it

Girls To The Front

@obsolete__units

2 years

Megan Rapinoe’s words. Breathtaking save-myself activism. Turn this into an inspirational quote: “your daughter’s* high school volleyball team just isn’t that important 🌈” *because it ^is^ daughters

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@teaforpterosaur

3 months

Haven't opened the Duolingo app in like a year and they've changed the app icon to the owl looking like my neglect has caused him severe depression and methamphetamine addiction

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

2 years

Yes, in a sexual way, me too, it's called being a straight woman

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@teaforpterosaur

2 years

I like that this is a not so subtle accusation for the cast who did

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

5 years

Man convicted of taking photo up woman’s skirt shouts ‘leave me alone’ at photographers outside court Awful when someone keeps photographing you against your consent isn't it heh heh fuck you Daren

Man convicted of taking photo up woman’s skirt shouts ‘leave me alone’ at photographers outside...

‘I felt incredibly violated, I find it very intrusive that he could do this and it left me feeling extremely annoyed and made me lose focus for my interview,’ victim tells court

www.independent.co.uk

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

4 years

Rowling pisses them off so much because they can't control her, get her sacked or dropped by her publisher, they can't take her money or her platform. Can't be made to know her place.

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

5 years

If anyone wants their autism homeopathically treated via Skype can I suggest not doing that because it's not a real thing.

Alan Freestone

@AlanFreestone

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@HadleyFreeman @guardian @DailyMailUK I am actually a homeopath that treats autism via Skype, yes. I do good work. Are you happy being a propagandist masquerading as a journalist? #JulianAssange

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

2 months

This woman's entire vibe is "strutting past builders hoping for a catcall she can get indignant about, for feminism"

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

5 years

Sometimes I just look at Richard Burgon and remember that I didn't get into Oxford, and it is almost as bad as being single while Corbyn is on his third wife.

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

1 year

@nconzy167 I feel like you're a fucking moron x

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@teaforpterosaur

4 years

Haha yeah ok Quality Street

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

4 years

I see we are at the "I'm glad a Tory has a potentially deadly and highly transmissible virus and has been breathing it all over the Houses of Parliament and all over the thousands of people she meets, that's actually a good thing" stage of Kinder Gentler Politics.

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@teaforpterosaur

2 years

I am not sure I have ever read a clearer summary of privilege than "at 6am (before the rest of the nation was awake)"

Ben Riley-Smith

@benrileysmith

2 years

The PM woke this morning with a moment of clarity. After being absolutely defiant last night he slept on it and decided first thing he should go. He was up writing his resignation speech by 6am (before the rest of the nation was awake). 2/

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

3 years

WHAT DO YOU THINK CAUSED CHRISTMAS IN THE FIRST PLACE

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

2 years

The Queen bunking off stupid shit like the opening of parliament and having a great time at horse shows is my new favourite thing

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@iimages1

2 years

Stephen Lock's pictures of The Queen at the Royal Windsor Horse Show, as she receives a trophy after one of her ponies won a first prize #QueenElizabeth #Queen ` #Royals #royalwindsorhorseshow #horse #Elizabeth

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

3 years

It is absolutely impossible to do activism for women the past few years without being browbeaten into making it about everyone. Because women don't matter enough to have our own movement. If we centre ourselves it's "exclusionary" and "doing harm".

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

6 months

Hi quick question what the fuck

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

5 years

I laughed out loud and I needed this atm so maybe you do too

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

4 years

This tweet is a kind reminder that a woman can win 15 Grammys and an Oscar and men will still think what she did to be inspiring was get thin

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

3 years

You did not die

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

1 year

A woman just asked the man trapping her in the window seat to let her out, politely, so she could get off the bus and he went "no, when the bus stops". 3 or 4 people including me told him to just let her out and he refused. Now acting injured and offended.

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

17 days

Really weird thread pretending a fit, healthy 61 year old is in danger of sliding into senility and disintegrating if elected

Ian Leslie

@mrianleslie

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Short🧵on one of the most under-discussed facts in British politics: Keir Starmer's age. I think it's going to have a significant effect on the politics of his first term.

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

4 years

Yes Belfast in the 70s was famously calm, peaceful, restful and natural

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

1 year

Ok well Chinese foot-binding is breaking all the bones in your feet and scrunching them up small so if you did that I'm surprised you could walk in your hideous boots and if you didn't you're taking the piss, again, out of women's real life agony.

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

2 years

Yeah you should say that, everyone will think you are extremely normal and welcome you into the ladies changing room at the gym x

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

3 years

"We turned off replies because people are going to point out that no trans people have been murdered in the UK for 2 years and it is cynical of us to tell trans people they're in mortal danger every time they leave the house so we can continue to profit from that misconception"

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

Are you sure because I thought you had once punched a man because you were so upset a pub kitchen had closed and wouldn't reopen to do you steak and chips in the middle of the night

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

4 years

What

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

4 years

*whispers* the concept of "girl mode" is very sexist, but you knew that

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

2 years

Meet me, Hannah, a woman proving that eating a fried egg sandwich is not just for men!!!

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@teaforpterosaur

2 years

Anyway now it's yesterday's Wordle and not a spoiler I can show you the new "live laugh love"-style sign I'm getting for my house

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

3 years

@GeorgeTakei Here you go, George. Kai's mother talking about trying conversion therapy and beating Kai because she didn't want a gay son.

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@teaforpterosaur

11 months

Why the genuine fuck have you booked Owen Jones to talk about this, is he secretly a women's fertility expert

Good Morning Britain

@GMB

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'This is going to change so many lives.' @OwenJones84 'This will mean everything. It's a chance, it's a hope for the future.' @DrAmirKhanGP Surgeons at Imperial College London have carried out the UK’s first successful womb transplant.

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@teaforpterosaur

4 years

Anyone who believes a 10 year old girl has capacity to consent to a treatment can permanently destroy her reproductive capacity and sexual function for no proven benefit has absolutely no business working in healthcare at all, never mind paediatric healthcare.

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Very few 10yo have blockers - they’re mostly natal girls - but we do think they can give consent

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

2 years

Look how edgy you are being rude to some junior assistant trying to do their job, love that for you x

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@teaforpterosaur

5 years

Anyway being homophobic isn't proof he isn't gay. Like many proponents of conversion therapy (in this case being taken to the sewers and devoured) he will probably admit his error and come out later.

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@teaforpterosaur

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This child's mother admitted being so horrified when she suspected her kid was gay when Kai was *eighteen months old* she googled conversion therapy and tried to imement those techniques, beating Kai when Kai showed any feminine traits.

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

Imagine your husband died and someone sent you a sympathy card like "lots of people have lost their husband tho"

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Losing a loved one, as so many families have this past year, is always heartbreaking. My thoughts are with Prince Philip’s family and all who loved him.

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3 years

Hello just putting this here because we do not want that trial to collapse:

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@teaforpterosaur

2 years

I wasn't... Going to

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

4 years

Remember when The Theory of Everything came out and Twitter was so angry Eddie Redmayne doesn't have advanced motor neurone disease

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

It's mysteriously difficult now to find this video of her admitting to trying conversion therapy and beating her small child because she was so disgusted at the idea of having a gay son.

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@teaforpterosaur

2 years

"Men are not going to go to the effort of pretending to be trans women to go in women's changing rooms you're being ridiculous" Men: pretend to be trans women to get in a club night just to brag about being somewhere they weren't supposed to be

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@teaforpterosaur

2 months

See if I wanted to buy a rainbow lanyard I'd Google "rainbow lanyard" and order one off whatever site popped up. If I wanted be praised for my desire to have a rainbow lanyard I might tweet this.

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Morning. Where can I order a rainbow lanyard? 🌈

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

6 years

1. People not fancying you is not discrimination, you fucking idiot 2. Plenty of women are also not mainstream fanciable or haven't had sex in ages, you fucking idiot 3. You're making misogynistic senseless bullshit mainstream, you fucking idiot

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

7 months

"I am bad at it"

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Hannah

@teaforpterosaur

11 months

Film from 1990 about a prostitued woman ending up with a misogynist sex buyer as a boyfriend isn't feminist, stay tuned for more of Dr Proudman's searing hot takes fresh from the pizza oven of Feminism

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@teaforpterosaur

2 years

*gently gnawing a hole in my own arm*

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@teaforpterosaur

2 years

The great thing about being in this argument is you encounter a lot of people who think they'd have been at the forefront of the gay liberation movement, or fought to end slavery, but openly state they can't understand why someone would do anything that makes them unpopular.

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

"On the anniversary of her death we scrubbed the word "woman" from her own words about women's rights"

ACLU

@ACLU

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With Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s death, we lost a champion for abortion and gender equality. And on the anniversary of her death, the fight to protect abortion access is more urgent than ever.

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2 years

Honestly this shit is so fucking offensive

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@teaforpterosaur

5 years

Delighted to see this incidence of paedophilic grooming called "age gap love" what in fuck's name is wrong with you

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@channel5_tv

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"16-44... It's a big gap." But this didn't stop Andy and Beth from giving #AgeGapLove a go.

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2 years

What she's really saying here is your daughter isn't that important. Her opportunities, happiness, chances to build team cameraderie, develop confidence, strive for success, are just not that important. From an elite sportswoman that's explicit pulling the ladder up behind you.

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

What if you didn't put close up pictures of a 94 year old woman's face while she's quietly crying over her dead husband on the internet

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

The left: birthing bodies The right: host bodies

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3 years

Watch this horror show. Republicans are now calling women's bodies "host bodies" Watch #TexasWarOnWomen

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@teaforpterosaur

6 years

Anyway so I got dinner from M&S and it is: large bag of low fat cream cheese and chive crisps 3 x walnut whip 3 x pink gin and tonic in a can I am pleased with this.

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@teaforpterosaur

2 years

Has there ever been anything as pointless as the hoardes of smart women on this site trying to correct the ramblings of a stupid man who isn't listening to them and will not engage with a single response from a female person

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@teaforpterosaur

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@PhilipPullman Philip I am really not saying this to be combative, I know it feels like being attacked from all sides on here, but you said "unlike" the people criticising you you understood the issues very well, and this is a really basic thing not to know if you're familiar with this issue.

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@teaforpterosaur

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Anyway in the midst of the plague I am idly swiping Tinder and bringing you absolute wastes of human skin to brighten your day. Tom wants to know what exactly you are bringing to the table. No word on what he is bringing to the table, aside from bad-tempered misogyny.

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

These are bad fucking abusive parents and Kai should be in care, not reading the stupid speech a shitty adult wrote in front of legislature.

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@teaforpterosaur

5 years

Just seen a Bumble profile that said "gentleman with a devious streak, let's not do vanilla!" And I now interpret that as "I will strangle you and dump your body in a suitcase in the woods" so it's a no from me

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

I don't think that's how it works

The Independent

@Independent

3 years

Asteroid heading towards Earth is filled with so much precious metal it’d make everyone on the planet a billionaire

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@teaforpterosaur

1 year

I assume you turned off replies so nobody could point out how incorrect this is but incarcerated women (78% in Scottish prison have traumatic head injuries), disabled women who need intimate care, women in rape shelters, cannot put their phones down and walk away and they matter.

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It isn’t a fair fight. On one side are people like Rowling, talking with authority, in largely academic terms, about things like the importance of biological sex. On the other are a tiny and vulnerable minority whose right to go about their lives with dignity is at stake.

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I mean this doesn't really describe me but also it sure as shit doesn't describe India Willoughby

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

Yes I too have seen my dad naked when I was a kid so why should there be any problem with any man whatsoever showing me his cock and balls OH WAIT THAT'S NOT HOW ANYTHING WORKS YOU OBTUSE PRICK

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@teaforpterosaur

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"I WANT to talk to GC feminists" "OK I will talk to you" "I'm afraid you used the wrong word for talk so you are disqualified" It's gone beyond embarassing. I am vicariously humiliated for him.

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

I kind of hate how you can't be a female musician without doing this

Rolling Stone

@RollingStone

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. @DUALIPA appears on our February cover. How the singer ignored the trends, turned herself into a ‘female alpha,’ and delivered the modern disco classic we didn’t know we needed.

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2 years

Again my feed is full of people QTing Owen Jones and look, you can't argue with Owen Jones. You can't reason with Owen Jones. He's like an AI programmed to frequently create long offensive threads that don't make sense and say "beaten by right wing thugs" at least once each time.

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

Excited that Ash has discovered little-known poet Siegfried Sassoon, bringing a heretofore unconsidered perspective to the TL for those of us who believed that trench warfare was very fun and sexy actually

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@AyoCaesar

3 years

For all the mania of modern day remembrance and mandatory poppies, it's remarkable how little of WWI is remembered for what it actually was. The poetry of the time is clear that there was nothing noble about sending a generation of young men into mechanised, merciless death.

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4 years

Full respect to The Law Society for not swearing in this

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@teaforpterosaur

3 years

I disagree with this. If you're dead and you want to come back to life just do it, Alice Roberts isn't the boss of you

Prof Alice Roberts💙

@theAliceRoberts

3 years

Just a little reminder today. Dead people - don’t come back to life.

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@teaforpterosaur

9 months

Not to minimise how grotesque this is and how pathetic to respond to political points with "you're unshaggable" but it also just doesn't work when the woman is very traditionally attractive and you're a wizened husk who seems like he'd fuck a hole he carved in a sofa

Ava-Santina

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Laurence Fox just did a whole speech on GB News on why men apparently won’t shag me ?

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