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7 months

this girl found a vial of blood from a cancer genetics research lab in her SHEIN package and instagram deleted all her comments wym you’re fine w tiktok getting banned when there’s tea like this

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AI sucks, google search is shit, shopping online is shit, spotify algorithms are shit, windows search on my own PC is shit, subscriptions are shit, throttling is shit, ads when the tvs paused are shit, autoplay is shit, premium features that used to be standard are shit .. like

Ed Zitron

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This is entirely my gut instinct, but there is boiling resentment against big tech. Something is shifting, and it's shifting violently, both in the general public and the media. Blood in the water. People are ready for a change.

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everything feels (is) invasive and bloated with little return. your features suck, your UI is trash, and im not signing up for your slop! it’s like swimming through water full of garbage

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@Kitten_Slipper apparently that dented can of beans was in there too. what did they know…

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6 months

this is what ive looked like this entire weekend consuming every microscopic crumb of the kendrick / drake beef

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7 months

@GigiFromLA pay no mind to the peasants I can sense your goddess brilliance from here

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@aqueeriums people were speculating the can of beans was to break the vial in transit LMAO. im putting all these people in a mr beast style escape room

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@EfrainSays they get this

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@shadowh4nd google images is so pathetic now too. i have to add the before:date or else ill just drop whatever i was looking for bc it wastes so much time. unusable

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@Mimi_Miercoles3 i hate verifying emails i hate adding my number i hate making an account like leave me alone!!

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7 months

if you are in my qts doing a brilliant mr serious post you are fried and ugly!

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3 years

65 hours of work (pain) later, I have completed my rendition of the prismatic inferno emblem from destiny. hand sewn 6x6” 🥵

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every ipad baby at the grocery store grows up and smokes nuclear waste like this just to silence their spinning youtube brain slurry

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11 months

BEYOND CAPZ 🍇🍯 Made with Mechanical separated decarboxylated MOLTEN THCA

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tragic that i cant have the entire set of the southern islands artwork in one post they are all perfect

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8 months

Where are kids supposed to go today? Even aside from the closings of malls and rinks, the extent of surveillance has obliterated a chance for teenagers to hang out anywhere without some neurotic suburbanite recording and posting them on Ring groups & calling the police

Magdalene J. Taylor

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8 months

People are so unwilling to blame iPhones as one of the main culprits in a variety of social ills but graphs like are revealing. It’s obviously the phones.

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@bobby i told my little cousin she has to be 21 to hold a knife, and it did something in her brain so she asked if she had to be 21 for everything and we could just say yes

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my post reach has gone too far there are ppl talking like sephiroth in my mentions that look like this

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5 years

hello as another scientist, albeit retired, idk why professionals are posting semantics like this while sanitizer is still usually 63% alcohol, & will successfully aid the breakdown of a protein envelope when hand washing isn’t available. just do...anything to clean your hands

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@ByYourLogic why does the animation look like it’s cooking my GPU ??

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i truly hope i would never die only to be discovered on the floor of a public bathroom but if this had been me in there it really would’ve been over. died of fright

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7 months

@FastFoodKillers a lab is going to open a dented blood box and your orders gunna fall out

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1 year

trump dropped ‘Meatball Ron’ one time and killed the man dead in his tracks

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@LizbethEden get your bag girl, i respect it. I couldn’t bother with the time and never carry the extra weight!

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did we ever figure out why gen x had a weird thing about killing barney the dinosaur in 90s media or was that just a freakish behavior from gen x’s fated neglect

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@BlkopulenceO @grinningxbobcat great q! many subpopulations varied in skin tone just like us. but many human relatives in that particular area carried a mutated MC1R receptor gene causing paleness, which is probably why. here’s a cool article about DNA

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@FamousCeleb omggggg nooooooo prob works at a shitty med spa that accepts groupon in a dead strip mall

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4 years

LOL??? hold on. Dexamethasone is what doctors gave me under aggressive treatment when I developed ARDS from septic shock. ARDS aka wet lung is what kills covid patients...going home after dexamethasone??? what is going on here

The New York Times

@nytimes

4 years

Breaking News: Doctors have begun steroid treatment for President Trump after he experienced two oxygen drops but also suggested he could go home soon.

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@chiweethedog 3 noble men conveyed a prophecy

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3 years

knew this was coming. basically the agency relies on repayments by intimidation/ppl unaware of their rights. this also happens A LOT (!!!) w/disability. maximize returns, incentivize denial of claims. i cannot stress enough to consult an attorney, & “suddenly” theyll reconsider

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9 months

fav blue check plot twist of the month honestly

Lauren Witzke

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9 months

Diversity hits the slopes.

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4 years

@ChromaticaGov this is it. this is officially the most cursed video ive ever seen

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4 years

lmfao if my husband made $112,000,000 in the NFL and he wants to be retired in his 30s to chill on his farm with his pets & children let the man be retired in his 30s w his pets & children you little freak

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4 years

Kristin Cavallari divorcing ‘lazy’ Jay Cutler because he was ‘unmotivated’

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4 years

@Slasher DMCA and data will suffer until legislation isn’t run by geriatrics that think their facebook status bar is a search function

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white guys that work at the verizon store driving around without car insurance in the astroworld replies like ‘prayin for u king 🙏🏼 this wasnt ur falt u worked ur whole life for this ..saw u once in 2016 💯🔥 glad kylies safe’

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3 years

cringe shopping cart vs OP god tier grocery carriage

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1 year

insanely fucked that if you go unprepared into a national park and get killed by wildlife, authorities set traps and killing the wildlife is arbitrary. you went in the woods and did what you weren’t supposed to do and died, not my problem!

The Associated Press

@AP

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Authorities are searching for a grizzly bear that attacked and killed a woman on a trail west of Yellowstone National Park near the Montana-Idaho border.

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@majordouzie lmao me too! I was a live-in nanny and when I’d get asked I was like dear god no 😭😭

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3 years

@ByYourLogic if you leave your laptop and shit in the car and it gets stolen i don’t feel bad for you. i deadass deserve to be robbed if im that much of a dunce

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@AndreaMendes @JeffreeStar LIVING for the new smallpox palette

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2 years

@jakebrodes when i found this out ppl were like um his parents are turkish? ok how would i know this when his show was basically on between jerry springer and divorce court 😭

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summer time is here lfg

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1 year

generic adderall: heart attack. you look embalmed and it feels like theres dirt in your blood. IQ 28 real adderall: my skin is glowing. im napping. im dreaming about the location of every stud in your walls with precision & accuracy. a new wifi network has been detected. its me

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@imteddybless that is a surgical mask, my tits would close the beach if i ever tried to wear this

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@lord_lila @PeoplesOracle ironically theyre the ones w the worst tech induced attention deficits and would be the first guys to have a coronary if they didn’t have electricity

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3 years

law enforcement does not require a search warrant if you use vanilla protein. it’s simple really

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@Heath004_ @ArtUnturned @latto777lifes @aladreth @reddskyy_ @sjbxtr it’s a terf that hates herself, she has no other way to express her crippling insecurity other than piling on that she’s better than a woman in danger getting more attention than she is

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every bostonian male who has never cooked in their life until a week ago can’t stop posting “whipped this up real quick” pics of their plate that looks like wet canned dog food

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2 years

how can an entire country not experience a communal epiphany that a 4/3 work week is optimal human performance after memorial day weekend

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@_deusEX @shadowh4nd I usually use 2020 or 2021 as my default!

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@stsDrex it’s never been more over for her heel and baby toe from blisters….i wouldn’t be caught dead working in those pants. mosquitoes love tight poly!

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@AfcArtetaAfc that’s true but they make up for it by making my devices slow and obsolete in just a few years 🗣️

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3 years

@normalandgood all of us out here like

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8 months

this is a 2014 picky eater masculine cosplayer cart. real men drink Fairlife and have been hitting macros for 10 years. I don’t make the rules

Matt Moore

@MattSMoore_

8 months

Tell me you’re a dude without telling me you’re a dude:

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at this point generative ai is the idiots idea of brilliance. lazy man’s slop for guys addicted to screens w no attention span. doubling energy expenditure bc of goopy brain for negligible efficiency is so funny. it’s just the grey krabby patty episode of spongebob

Ed Zitron

@edzitron

3 months

Newsletter: Goldman Sachs has called BS on Generative AI, and I believe that it's time that everybody follows suit - generative AI is unreliable, unsustainable, requires an entire rebuild of America's power grid, and is most decidedly not the future.

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@intellegint is this POTS tiktok leaking? where every girl that drinks a large iced coffee and doesn’t eat a single piece of food until 7 pm every day is shocked they feel anxious cold and dizzy when they stand up

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damn we knew america was rigged but now it rigged-rigged. no stock, healthcare, or vaccines for the dirty plebs sorry!

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@TAHK0 ok first of all whoever greenlit this trailer rules, also now i need a scary pokemon installment

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3 years

we are going to see more and more facebook outages as our 5G injections turn on

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@Sturgeons_Law guy when he wants professional surf model and it turns out she is a professional surf model: 😧😡

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3 years

here’s another project I recently finished, a 3D totodile sprite made of qtips from pokemon pinball ruby & sapphire! he feels really cool to hold in your hand. 9x7” & more soon to come 😇

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@gemmabeepo omg not mundane at all i would consider that a lifetime piece! if you have a blacklight you can see if it glows blue from lead, depending how old it might be

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omnicron working sooo hard on marketing but the product?? killing nobody. covid is in its flop era

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@punished_cait guy who gets punched in the head for a living giving us pudding brain takes is awesome

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@TwitterWomen damn we are annoying as shit

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@ExaltNadir wow she’s so lucky.. mine used to be soooo good and then one of the big updates within the last year obliterated it 😭

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5 years

@ByYourLogic finally get some more of these

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@punished3liza generic has been out for months. most insurance companies won’t authorize the use of brand name due to price. when preauths are denied, doctors need to submit an appeal. many patients are unaware this is an option, and many drs won’t unless you ring them off the hook

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@PezunCityDJs ew my nightmare

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@ch1w33th3d0g this is making me more sick than my own lactose intolerance

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today’s da day massachusetts

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@BulbaGanda life sentence for discount mario

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@jonny_is_good @willmenaker there was a girl like a month ago just filling her sink with undiluted bleach and dumping her chicken pile in it. i underestimate the elasticity of the human body

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@_mattske @perdionomeayer @matthiasellis it’s actually really easy math you learn in 7th grade

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yo what????? This was the least expected release date I had in mind for this game

The Game Awards

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5 years

Death Stranding from @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN will be released on November 8 this year! 🌈

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@GarbageApe haha yeah back into living in a broken down rv you go!

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why do boomers go absolutely batshit over pronouns. like the govt gave your parents dementia as part of an undisclosed experiment & killed all your friends in useless wars, the bees are dying, the ocean is rising, all the good stuff is illegal. but you’re crying over a pronoun ??

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@djbaskin @admsch @nicholasmacias incredible way to get robbed or stalked, amazing

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@baldbychoicegal @333333333433333

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poliwhirl supremacy !!! gone but not forgotten

Ullskay

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2 years

Some people just don’t know how big a deal Poliwhirl used to be

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@BlkopulenceO @grinningxbobcat im obsessed w evolution. BUT…..we’d be much further understanding wo biased euro-washed data. human studies require massive overhaul & must include more poc

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omg the vibes on threads is embarrassing … its giving millennial nursing home. this is what you look like posting there

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there should be more food holidays. not enough of those

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@SweatieAngle lmao i was like that but went boy mode 😭 i came home w a lumpy backpack full of these that someone let me borrow and my mom was like “huh. alright. ok.”

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@pissboymcgee it’s the exact same as the “employees must wash hands” sign in the bathroom of a restaurant & wear gloves to prep food. like...just don’t be fucking disgusting

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@dejiwontmiss you pay for attention w a blue check. into the trash you go!

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@ByYourLogic dogshit hat the worst people in boston wear but she somehow managed to make it even more excruciating

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@DLVermeer @OgLakyn I recently took out vacuum bags of various F21/H&M/etc clothes that I saved, some 20 years old. 100% cotton! indestructible lining! stitching I haven’t seen come from a mall in 15 years. absolutely unreal this was considered the chintzy standard compared to now

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@Georgana_ I second @ACLU - do not let plice bleed you dry of $ to defend yourself. funny how many times you hear “they can’t do anything” about stalkers until they physically touch you but can send you a summons this pathetic for cyberbullying. gl

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@ByYourLogic now he doesn’t have enough time for tiktok

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a *small* silver lining that new bluechecks have zero opsec awareness and basically forcefeed users their identity. bluecheck priorization is a bloodbath for what’s left of twitters advertising strategy and i wonder how long it’ll last

Matt Binder

@MattBinder

1 year

Twitter removed the Jake Shields tweet about public executions of doctors & teachers re: trans kids but Twitter also removed all screenshots reporting on it & pointing out all the blue checks agreeing