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music listener guy - packers fan - wmu alum - SOUP RECIPE:

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Joined June 2009
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the Thin Baja Blast Line represents our hard working Taco Bell workers who put their lives on the line every day serving us delicious gut-wrenching food, providing Baja Blast for the masses, and saying "no i do not know when potatoes are coming back" all for like $10/hour
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taco bell workers deserve more respect than cops
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and money
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@Eldrtichpossum @CompostWitch this is why we respect our true heroes
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@siulachscealach it's perfection it's the wanderlust of the human soul in liquid form it's hope and desire given form, a cascading torrent of flavor. it's what many aspire for, but never reach. the sum of our achievements, our strife and our pain. it's beauty, it's baja blast
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@voregasmz eggs are but a vehicle for the spices on them imo
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@MillyTamarez @hidianachan >implying there's something wrong with a gender neutral term that is still accurate
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@TigerCA123 ah yes comparing a 2020 ps5 game to a 2019 switch game that was also almost certainly a 3ds game in development that was ported to switch like this 2017 switch game looks 5x better than Pokemon lol also no one gets the switch for the graphics sooo....? your point?
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@FurrWolfe99 @igorbobic aka the costs of health and education in this country are absolute dogshit so they get suckered into killing brown people for a few years to make both free
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@killjoythe1st @CREATIVE_GOLD @KarlousM why the fuck is that your first question learn some goddamn empathy
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emos be like "I know a place" and then take you here
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HAPPY DIGIMON DAY
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don't worry I got the bill covered
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thank you to the Allegan County Fair for providing us with one of the best/worst photoshops i've seen in my life
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holy shit
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@DannyVegito it's Ruben Rabasa for those wondering since absolutely no one is saying it
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@BiotechObserver @Freddygray31 oh wow what an original idea, posting a screencap with a funny typo and saying "this is a funny typo" i bet only one person ever could think of that
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@MolBio_Cat i never fear for anyone's safety around taco bell workers whereas i never feel safe around cops
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@Isacb2021 @ghidaarnaout it's pretty funny that you take "israel murdered a little girl" and got "this person supports hamas" out of it
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dear Elon for legal reasons as you can see i am not literally Stone Cold Steve Austin and Mitch McConnell is not literally Vince McMahon so this is pretty clearly a Jokeβ„’ do not ban me
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@fromkdwithluv @biernue yeah, iirc something like 70% percent of... iirc it was "serial rapists" were sexually abused themselves as children, so i'm not too surprised to learn he was also abused himself shit creates a disgusting cycle
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@expectsuccess it's ok wrestling is fake no one was hurt
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I am not proud to say that I remember biting into these horrific tasting bouncy balls as a child
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@6ixsyd @autogynefiles how is this transphobic this is literally calling out transphobic people is it not
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@BritishDeanV8 pee pee poo poo can't buy product if it doesn't tell me how big my dick is :(
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@Isacb2021 @ghidaarnaout bullet holes in the vehicle full of civilians, lasers targeting an ambulance and then finding it destroyed by missile? my dude you are fucking vile. that's intent.
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@GibLatic @gsenesac @BernieSanders god forbid we spend time with parents during our formative years
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@GifZelda writing down my save's code
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@laurenboebert @AOC taxing everyone? more like taxing people above $200,000 which is the tiniest fraction of the population, and not "into oblivion." even in the 50s with higher end tax rates in the 70-80% range our economy was great instead of them just hoarding their wealth like they have been
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@FinsUp_030788 @SportsCenter you probably think this means something
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@Alejandro_t9 @espn @EliasSports imagine waking up and looking forward to all the ways you can trash on women for no reason sexist life is pretty sad
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@Travis_Rysdam the only time I'll allow the punisher decal
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subtweeting my neighbors
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@420erectionfart @MathewTweet @AlexRPTaylor i guess this would be the equivalent for this scene in particular
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@6ixsyd @autogynefiles exactly, they're saying those guys don't consider it heterosexual anymore at that point because they would refuse to do it
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@BigRedforAmeri1 @BernieSanders the role of government is whatever the fuck we say it is
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@Isacb2021 @ghidaarnaout boy I sure think this reads like intent to me
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@ash_worlder @shenanigansen early-mid 00s had an absolute vibe that i love like the early naruto/bleach episodes? FMA? inuyasha? absolutely. it was a bit more muted, maybe dirty or mute i suppose. idk how to really describe it but it reminds me of of staying up late at home watching it and i love it
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@vsmithisangry @RepAOC idk take some money from the $770 billion the fucking military gets every year
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a classic
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@CentroLeaks 2025: can only tell if a pokemon is shiny after you've caught it and bring it to the Shiny Appraiser
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@Inevermissed @espn rather have 6 finals losses than 0 finals trips
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@twittterfaith you love to see it
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@SportsCenter @RyanShazier poor dude, i'm glad he was able to recover well though and hope he's successful in other ventures
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@Kaleb_Sale @espn @OFranklin74 sure it is, just look what happened to Joe Thomas: OLs have to keep on a LOT of weight, when they don't have to do that anymore but they stay active they drop the weight damned quick if they want
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@Schultz_Report @derekcarrqb no he was a Raider QB
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@RoonKolos @franmm127 forreal comparing zelda to metroid here is pretty disingenuous lol yes we want botw2 info but metroid has had 1 proper game in like 14 years and we haven't known what happens after Fusion for 19 years now
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@Andreusername21 @RachelKeeth @MrMarcus260 if we're being super technical if pi never repeats and extends forever then isn't any sequence of numbers part of pi at some point (this doesn't discount Arthur knowing a specific segment of pi)
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@siulachscealach the thin blue light is a right-wing propaganda piece that is about "supporting police" but really is just a knee jerk reaction by racist conservatives to protests of the deaths of nonviolent, compliant black people to overaggressive police in the USA (see: George Floyd)
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@LadieLabrys @CloudedAshes men shower or bathe challenge
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@JoJoVSBot what better way to avoid calamity than miracles? jesus clears
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@ThatMetroidGuy not even including the game that kicked this new era off
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the United State after Eric from @HeartAttackMane unites the country
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@britt8ny do you now
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the Thin Baja Blast Line represents our hard working Taco Bell workers who put their lives on the line every day serving us delicious gut-wrenching food, providing Baja Blast for the masses, and saying "no i do not know when potatoes are coming back" all for like $10/hour
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@gregkellyusa we've also had dozens of mass shootings by white cis men and yet right-wingers never seem to care about that fact
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@3YearLetterman @KamVTV this is literally Benjamin Franklin's official President portrait, he was pissed because the photographer said no one would remember him. Thank you, coach, for being a true believer.
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@nrr sadly i don't know the *first* thing about any of that short of googling a website to order custom stickers but that does sound like a great idea
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@TheOnion please never make me see this picture again
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@CosyCIub the silliest part of this is that the dogs aren't even seeing it from the correct perspective for the illusion at first lol
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@friedurethra love the revolving door of twitter content
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@nairolf1337 @PkmnBrainrot that is literally minato
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@AmeliaLockhear2 @Iebsianism @bestsapphics "the one playing Daphne" that is Sarah Michelle Gellar to you
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@HardDriveMag kamala harris is absolutely Prison Simulator
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@SportsCenter kept expecting long hair brady, never got it
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wow what an asshole
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WWE's John Cena surprises Make-A-Wish 7-year-old with cancer
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@AZbadfishMC had to make sure the cut was good after the BANG
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@markhoppus they didn't listen to peaceful protest, so the people stop being peaceful. really easy to understand.
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@AaronNagler aaron rodgers had kirk, mitch, and matt, and he still found time to get engaged
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@_A_Nope @pumaxthurman @cisgenderhaver since when do scary tweets cause physical pain, ryan coward
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@HatingTyy @espn soft as this ratio
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@engiarc @honeydewoofdog @shithive bruh they literally just said they love tropius and you come in here and just shit on it and say no one likes it lol discourse is one thing you're just kinda being a dick
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@markhoppus imagine the random uber driver who picks up mark fuckin' hoppus best thursday ever
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@MrMcCockiner someone lost in their fantasy league scene
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@fidelriveraa @Inevermissed @espn yes? it means more playoff wins, more games watched like people who'd rather not make the playoffs than lose in the finals blow my mind, you'd literally rather be less successful
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@CentroLeaks ugh that sucks so much
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@Drimsera @FOX17 because it's the natural human fucking instinct to resist being hurt/captured? and his adrenaline is pumping so he probably is purely running on instinct? not that hard to understand dude
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@HylianH3ro @guy123_g @sh_mallows @lino492 "Since Nintendo won't make an actual modern Metroid game" there literally was a modern Metroid game in late 2021 lol you clearly ignoring Dread pretty much speaks for itself
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i'm gonna get so fuckin baja blasted
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Don’t worry. We didn’t forget.
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@GifZelda gave it a shot in my style
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until then we can pretend
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i hereby request - no, demand - that a @leg_dog song be on the soundtrack
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@WeWuzBoomers rent free
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@VivTarr i sure hope so people need the Truth, the Baja Brain Blast
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@J_bynder @BritishGQ @sydney_sweeney beauty and liking MMA and liking working on vehicles all have nothing to do with eachother
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