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Number 1 Jellycat©️ Poster✨🩷💜💙||she/her|| “CEO of sexy footballers”💦, shirt stan, newsletter writer... AND MORE! || ⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉

London, England
Joined February 2009
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@_emilyoram
Emily✨
6 years
Look at this Pomeranian dressed as Paddington. I can’t stand it 💞😭
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Emily✨
3 years
How LFC bought Virgil Van Dijk
@OfficialFPL
Fantasy Premier League
3 years
Goal - COUTINHO Assist - CASH Aston Villa 1-1 Leeds (30 mins) #FPL #AVLLEE
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Emily✨
5 years
When the platform is announced at Euston
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Emily✨
3 months
All of these things are already taxed
@Conservatives
Conservatives
3 months
You name it, Labour will tax it.
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Emily✨
2 months
Standing in front of the mirror about to put mascara on
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Emily✨
9 months
Feel warmer just looking at Wrighty’s coat
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Emily✨
5 years
*Coleen sleeping*  <⌒/ヽ-、___ /<_/____/    ∧_∧    ( ・ω・)   _| ⊃/(_IT WAS REBEKAH VARDY / └-(____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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Emily✨
2 years
“I hear there’s been another resignation Chris, but who is it?”
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Emily✨
1 year
Fully lost it at this lad
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Emily✨
10 months
Cameron going to No. 10 smacks of a relegation threatened club getting on the phone to Sam Allardyce
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Emily✨
3 months
@Zhane_Star
💫AstralWingz💫
3 months
Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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Emily✨
9 months
Men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this
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Emily✨
3 months
Nessun
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Emily✨
3 years
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Emily✨
1 year
One thing I feel extremely patriotic about is UK plug sockets. They really are just the best in the world.
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Emily✨
2 months
Well done Pat, they’re 13
@SundayShoutsFC
Sunday League
2 months
If Leo Messi did this, everyone would be in meltdown on Twitter. But because it's Postman Pat, no-one will say anything. 😂🔥
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Emily✨
8 months
Let’s be honest no-one should be wearing a shirt sponsored by a vape company
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
8 months
15-year-old Rory Finneran couldn’t wear a sponsored shirt for Blackburn on his debut today as he's too young to vape 👀
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Emily✨
29 days
José Mourinho in his third season
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Emily✨
1 year
Guy, GUYS, it’s happened!
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Emily✨
1 month
I don’t like the way they’re being manhandled with the tongs and they won’t be able to breathe in that wrapping. Monsters.
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Emily✨
8 months
Hope he's in a union
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Emily✨
8 months
I do not feel rested *at all*. I’ve done nothing for ten days and feel like I need another ten days to recover.
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Emily✨
1 month
Would love to be in product development at Jellycat. What is more spooky than an aubergine after all?
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Emily✨
2 months
Fair fucks, there’s knowing your audience and then there’s THIS
@nikkiwicks
Nikki Wicks
2 months
Wow! England win live @thekillers show at @TheO2 ! Drop straight into Mr Brightside.
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Emily✨
10 months
Sergio Ramos presented Shakira with Best Song of the Year at the Latin Grammys for her Pique diss track 🌚. Unreal scenes.
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Emily✨
4 months
WHY ISN’T THIS CALLED TOAD IN THE HULL
@FootyScran
Footy Scran
4 months
Toad in the hole at Hull City ( @HullCity ) 💷 £8.50
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Emily✨
8 months
One of the greatest replies I’ve ever seen
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Emily✨
4 months
My favourite thing about this is that it’s a “Fancy Restaurant” but there’s no crockery and the meal is a burger.
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Emily✨
1 year
@LivEchonews
Liverpool Echo
1 year
Eurovision bosses are keeping a secret Grand Final performance hidden with rehearsals carried out under closed sets
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Emily✨
2 months
So the working class can’t have big tellies, new phones, nice clothes etc. because they’re wasting their benefits, but then when they achieve the success they’re supposed to have wanted to fight for and the associated wage that goes with that they still can’t have them? Got it.
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Emily✨
4 months
The only St George I’ll be celebrating today 🖤
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Emily✨
2 months
That Trippier shot
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Emily✨
1 year
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@acmilan
AC Milan
1 year
Congratulations to @sscnapoli for winning the Scudetto: a great achievement and a deserved title
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Emily✨
1 month
Biden in a couple of hours
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Emily✨
2 years
Every couple getting paired up #loveisland
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Emily✨
4 years
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@England
England
4 years
Here it is... your #ThreeLions to take on Belgium in today's #NationsLeague clash! 👊
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Emily✨
9 months
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@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
9 months
Mental health response vehicles introduced
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Emily✨
16 days
Rihanna’s career distilled
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Emily✨
3 years
Landlords
@heldutson
Helen
3 years
Is there any other profession that gets more livid about being made to do their job than goalkeepers?
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Emily✨
1 year
Private school horse girl
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Emily✨
2 years
ALEX SCOTT YESS.
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Emily✨
2 years
It's.......... a legally accurate meme
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Emily✨
3 years
Strong Matisse vibes here
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Emily✨
5 months
Wonderful stuff. Fuck Cat Deeley too for playing up to Brandreth and rolling her eyes and tutting when he mentioned “chestfeeding”
@putasinghonit
putasinghonit
5 months
ALLY-SHIP IN ACTION. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 @ashleyljames
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Emily✨
3 years
Missing the Euros due to injury 💔
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Emily✨
8 months
Peaky Blinders is the worst thing to have happened to men this century
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Emily✨
8 years
This is so well done (via @reddit )
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Emily✨
1 year
What a lad
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@BritishGQ
British GQ
1 year
. @Wrexham_AFC ’s @PMullin7 talks exclusive to GQ about being compared to #ErlingHaaland , going to Vegas with @VancityReynolds and @RMcElhenney , and why he said f***the Tories.
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Emily✨
2 months
Grealish at Wimbledon pulling the most Grealish at Wimbledon faces you’ve ever seen.
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Emily✨
3 months
Telling my kids this was boygenius
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Emily✨
3 months
I think this kind of interview (supportive, giving the interviewee space to talk) on this kind of show (extremely mainstream) is really important. Anything to drown out the scaremongering and lies from the kinds of people we see on more "serious" and "respected" shows.
@lorraine
Lorraine
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“Trans people are just like everybody else, they’ve just changed a few things to be who they are.” As Emmerdale’s first transgender character, Ash Palmisciano shared why he is proud to be representing the trans community in the Dales. He also received a very special
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@_emilyoram
Emily✨
3 months
We saw you across the bar and wondered if you can play a full season without getting injured
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Emily✨
4 years
Lenin Drizzle
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Emily✨
1 year
The weird emo kids at school presenting their joint art project
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Emily✨
8 months
There’s treasure on Vinted if you look hard enough
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Emily✨
7 months
🚨BREST HAVE A PLAYER CALLED BRASSIER
@GFFN
Get French Football News
7 months
69 | RED CARD: Lilian Brassier (Brest)
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Emily✨
3 months
FA taking a rare W
@itvnews
ITV News
3 months
The FA is resisting government pressure and will continue to allow transgender women to compete in women's football, Sports Editor @stevescott_itv writes
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@_emilyoram
Emily✨
1 month
Everyone needs to save this immediately it’s going to be an all timer of a meme trust me.
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Emily✨
3 years
No I’ve decided not to have them in case they have bad vibes and are unpleasant to be around.
@guardian
The Guardian
3 years
Tell us: have you decided not to have children for financial reasons?
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Emily✨
14 days
Laura Woods claiming to have DONE HER RESEARCH then saying "I'm pregnant so I guess that clears that up😂" about people questioning her own gender thus proving that she probably hasn't and probably shouldn't be trusted on matters of gender.
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Emily✨
1 year
Delighted to see Roy Hodgson is the only one who quotes this properly. Can’t teach that kind of class.
@bryansgunn
Bryan’s Gunn
1 year
The proof is in the pudding
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Emily✨
3 years
Gareth Southgate would dance with toddlers at a wedding even if it hurt his knees
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Emily✨
8 months
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@BBCSport
BBC Sport
8 months
⭐ A one-star food hygiene rating for Man Utd. "MUFC wants to reassure our valued fans and customers that we maintain the highest culinary standards," the club says.
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Emily✨
2 months
Copa America you have charmed me
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Emily✨
10 months
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@SimplyUtd
SimplyUtd
1 year
Erik ten Hag is building something, if you can’t see it - then football isn’t for you.
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Emily✨
4 months
“No, go away, I’m busy”
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Emily✨
1 year
Two big “fuck off” moments in tournament finals from England
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Emily✨
12 days
Fuck Greenwood. Fuck De Zerbi. Fuck the system that allows men to get away with what he did.
@UtdTony6
BUTCHER
12 days
🎙️ Roberto De Zerbi(Marseille Coach) on Mason Greenwood: “Everything you've heard about the boy is now in the past. We want to make him world class and build a team around him. To Manchester United, thank you”
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Emily✨
3 months
Clacton Pollock
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Emily✨
2 years
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Emily✨
4 years
When you’re on your way to the nudist beach
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Emily✨
8 years
Sadiq's joke in today's Time Out 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Emily✨
4 years
She’s such a prick I can’t stand her and her stupid programmes
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Emily✨
3 years
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Emily✨
4 months
Rapists 👍🏻
@LFCClemoo
Clemo
4 months
Let's get your responses😮‍💨
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Emily✨
1 year
The barristers going into court to prosecute City
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Emily✨
2 years
Triptych, Qatar 2022
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Emily✨
3 years
*Magic Roundabout music intensifies*
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@papasombra
𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙
3 years
START GREALISH AGAINST ITALY YOU COWARD so we can see Chiellini try to play mind games with a man without a mind.
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Emily✨
1 year
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@PopBase
Pop Base
1 year
Who would you cast as another Barbie in the ‘BARBIE’ movie?
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Emily✨
8 months
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@Darnzeee91
Craig
8 months
Oh my god lmao
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Emily✨
11 months
Omg she’s gonna be baaaaaked this is gonna be box office
@bbcpress
BBC Press Office
11 months
🎁 We know it's only October but... Nigella Lawson's back on the BBC this Christmas! She's taking us on a very personal journey through one of her favourite cities in Nigella's Amsterdam Christmas Special Find out more ➡️
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Emily✨
1 year
“They’ve removed another kidney, but from who Chris?”
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Emily✨
1 year
They really must think that women are poisonous harpies intent on ruining men’s lives when EVERY SINGLE PIECE of evidence shows this couldn’t be further from the truth.
@cam_nufc
Cam
1 year
Footballers need educating all of them are thick as fuck
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Emily✨
1 month
@youngvulgarian With due respect is it not simply because he is French
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Emily✨
6 years
Lol. Bless the Guardian.
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Emily✨
1 year
I love that David Moyes’ 87 year old dad is with him 😭😭😭
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@_emilyoram
Emily✨
1 year
People in the replies celebrating this. Football simply doesn’t give a shit about women and I’m sick of saying it.
@utdscope
Morgan
1 year
BREAKING: Erik ten Hag is willing to bring Mason Greenwood back into his squad. Most of his team-mates would also welcome him back into the dressing room. [Richard Moriarty, Sun]
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Emily✨
1 year
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Emily✨
3 years
Our Himbo King never misses 🤴🏻
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@_emilyoram
Emily✨
11 months
Keeping up my yearly tradition of posting the best ever poem on #NationalPoetryDay
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Emily✨
4 years
The hill I’m going to die on today is that multipacks of underwear shouldn’t include a white pair.
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Emily✨
1 year
Really appreciate Betis leaning ~hard into how cool their players are.
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Emily✨
8 months
@sleek_khay
🎙 SIR KHAY ✊🏿
9 months
Quote this with that video you will never delete 🤣🥺🤩🥳🤯😁
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Emily✨
1 month
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@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
1 month
BREAKING: Biden says he will consider dropping out of the race if a 'medical condition' was diagnosed by doctors
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Emily✨
2 years
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Emily✨
3 years
Maybe just don’t have solitary plain clothes cops at all. Just an idea.
@SkyNewsBreak
Sky News Breaking
3 years
The Metropolitan Police has announced it is changing how lone officers in plain clothes will verify their identity and purpose to lone women - such as using a video call to a police operations room For more on this and other news visit
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@_emilyoram
Emily✨
4 years
“Whoah, we’re halfway there, whoah kitten on a chair”
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Emily✨
2 years
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Emily✨
4 months
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@GenTXer2
GenTXer2
4 months
Post an underrated guitarist Someone who rarely gets mentioned: Johnny Marr
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@_emilyoram
Emily✨
1 year
I don’t love to see him play. I wish he wasn’t part of a club I otherwise love with my whole heart. I’m not alone in this and my outrage isn’t selective. Believe women. Listen to how this stuff makes us feel. Let us enjoy the sport we’re passionate about without feeling like shit
@_Grimanditweets
Gilles 🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
1 year
His name is Thomas Partey. For all those who refuse to call his name and still refer to “ #5 ” but still love to see him play, you ain’t fooling anyone with your selective outrage.
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