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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

girls please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

new ashtray

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

huh??

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

6 months

I wasn’t

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

I think a large frog was here maybe even a toad

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

dudes at house parties: this song was on Tony Hawk Pro Skater

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

I want what he has..

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

1 year

$3500 and I’ll take you to the bottom of Lake Michigan

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

1 year

this fucks

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

may that piece be with you

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

7 months

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 months

gn

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

1 year

me: I’ve got plans later sorry the plans:

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

1 year

this would catch me

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

6 months

I’m having a hotdog just kidding IDIOT I’m having two

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

11 months

thanksgiving fit

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

me and who fr

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

@harry 1. Motorcycle 2. Engine 3. Turbo

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

6 days

can I come over and be a bitch

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

@colorlessChesh it was a sports bra and joggers man

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

@MUDM4NI4 no not really

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

@tenchixxx insecure baby

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

5 months

can I come over and loudly dry heave for 3 minutes before ultimately throwing up on your carpet from stress

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

12 days

to be a gay little monkey… is to be free..

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 months

“Are you fuckin stupid or sum?” me:

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

big mouth fleshlight

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

6 months

I like them retarded

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

4 days

should I?

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

I didn’t care about 420 I’m an alcoholic

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

@seltzergenius bitches be insecure

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

missionary so we can finish our argument

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

new tattoo fits perfectly

𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

obsessed is an understatement with my new piece 🐸🍄🍃

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

1 year

*mouth against drive thru speaker* lemme talk to grimace

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

7 months

how it feels to lie for no reason when you’re drunk

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

man that cat high as hell

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

man with mustache says anything: me instantly:

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

@BigCockDoc she needs to chill

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

LOL

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

5 months

can somebody match my freak ‼️

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

girl are you from Mississippi? cuz you’re the only miss who’s piss I sippie

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

1 year

Monday.

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

would you let him in be honest?

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

fellas if she takes you on a first date here wyd?

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

the doctor is cheesed to see you :)

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

ribbit

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

doing some redecorating

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

duality of man

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

who??

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

@turmericjames love frog and toad

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

I— was this a threat?

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

babe pls sit up straight your embarrassing me

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

1 year

if you’ve sent her six unanswered texts she probably just didn’t see them and you should send another

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

4 months

@ttvdeo “I worked all day I have a headache” it’s always somethin

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

13 days

these huge naturals

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@earthcurated

14 days

Besides your phone, wallet and keys, what do you carry with you everyday?

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@friedurethra

2 years

@roy_id cause I wasn’t wondering

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

I have a type and he looks like this

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

@Abstriktion @JustinWhang god I hope so

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@friedurethra

3 years

would you let him in be honest ?

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

I have got to get a gun sexually pressed against my forehead

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

obsessed is an understatement with my new piece 🐸🍄🍃

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 months

are you balancing your phone with your strong hand

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@EdKrassen

2 months

This is going mainstream. Write “vote Kamala Harris for no tax on tips” on your receipts. I did.

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

fighting the urge to say “i love you” during missionary

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

???

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

playing in honor of cuomo

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 months

C’mon

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

4 months

@whotfisjovana your comment is telling enough sweetie

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

1 year

this cannot fail

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

I wanna be dumb in my next life call that reintardation

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

I wanna be a cowboy in my next life call that reintarnation

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

8 months

me when I get a cherry pepsi

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

6 months

hot dog with mustard

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

hyping my man up when he takes out his weenie for the first time

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

when a guy gets me wet I run around with the zoomies like a dog after a bath

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

y’all be scared to moan I be in my girls ear like :

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

thinking about doing weed today? remember what it did to her.

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@friedurethra

3 years

need a guy who misses 100% of the shots he takes

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

6 months

I might be retarded

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

Imagine we’re on a date, we go bowling. You get a strike and I said “good job champ” and you fall in love with me bc your dad never said that to you, then we go to my place and I beat the shit out of you, just like home.

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

me: *gags* him: is it too big? me: no it stinks

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@friedurethra

3 years

COCKroach

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

me and who ?

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

this is my taste in men

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

your sword m’lady

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

1 year

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

he’s chasing him :(

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

1 year

fr.

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

5 months

going thru a random guys likes and getting pissed off

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

2 years

her tits are potatoes and my hands a masher - rupi kaur

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

5 months

reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see me pray for god to give him infinite days to be loved and kissed and for our souls to be fused as one

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪

@friedurethra

3 years

pig wild pig

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