Social policy at Public First. Former Labour staffer and serial election loser. I co-wrote a book about PMQs, and now write a newsletter about political attack.
The answer to this one is: if you can “barely afford” your son’s school fees under Labour then you clearly can’t afford two children’s school fees regardless of who the government is and this isn’t Labour’s fault.
I’m not sure how politically sustainable it is for a member of the Chancellor’s family to live in the Downing Street flat but to say she doesn’t for tax reasons.
I’m not sure why it’s so hard for very clever people to understand that if you pass a law banning people from doing quite trivial things, then if you do those trivial things yourself it isn’t trivial, it’s genuinely scandalous.
Absolutely love that the conceit here is that members of the public didn't know they were going to be talking to the PM and are being taken by surprise, and then Rishi Sunak's first words are "Ronnie, hello again".
The funniest thing now would be for Rishi Sunak to resign as a matter of personal honour over the fine, and then just wait and see what Boris Johnson does.
Rishi Sunak just said that Labour's last three leaders all lived in the same square mile in North London. It gets worse: the Tories' last five leaders all lived in the same house.
My wife, showing a childhood photo of herself riding a horse: “This is me when I was little.”
The five-year-old, genuinely shocked: “You were a *horse*?”
The good thing about Susan Hall making the mayoral election a referendum on ULEZ expansion is that we now have the result of the referendum on ULEZ expansion.
Genuinely awestruck by the optics of a Prime Minister standing in front of a backdrop of police officers to say he’d rather be dead in a ditch than obey the law.
Really unfair of Sir Philip Rutnam to criticise Priti Patel publicly when she’s not in a position to defend herself because of the government’s BBC boycott.
The hounding of Boris Johnson is ugly, ugly stuff. He could eat a sandwich and Remainers would probably find a picture of Mussolini eating a sandwich to make a comparison. Many voters can see through this slippery behaviour and will vote for him as payback come election
- I'm confident I didn't break the law.
- Yes you did!
- Honestly, I'm sure I didn't.
- If you did, then you'll have to resign.
- Yes, you're right, I will.
- This is outrageous, disgusting, despicable pressure on the police!
I am not convinced that “political parties are liable for costs incurred by independent organisations that their donors have also donated to” is a line the Tories want to go down.
I’ve written to
@Keir_Starmer
to request he pays for the criminal damage the Just Stop Oil attacks on the Energy Security Department caused this morning
As the political wing of Just Stop Oil, it is the Labour Party not the taxpayer that should be paying the bill
I kind of feel like, if the justification for tuition fees is that graduates will earn substantially higher salaries than average, part of the deal is that they shouldn’t have to pay them back until they’re earning substantially higher salaries than average.
Takeaway from
#LondonBridge
incident: If law-abiding Londoners could carry firearms legally, it probably wouldn't have happened.
Amazing how bold the terrorists are when they know their victims will be unarmed.
I’ve seen the Joe Lycett bit on the Kuenssberg show and I - quite genuinely - don’t understand what he’s supposed to have done wrong, or what they expected him to do, or why it was damaging for the programme. It was fine.
I’m not sure there’s a more unedifying strike-related phenomenon than people who are paid more than train drivers arguing that train drivers are overpaid on the grounds that other people with useful jobs are paid less.
People laugh at the idea of a tunnel between Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but it could be a decisive factor in preserving the union between GB and NI, just as the channel tunnel was for the UK and EU.
I have to say, I can't get even a tiny bit upset about the idea of someone protecting personal family time at 6pm on a Friday evening. Especially if they're reachable in an emergency, which they will be.
I see your “Ukraine should simply surrender because war is bad” and I raise you “Russia should simply stop invading because war is bad”. Oh, apparently *my* position is unrealistic.
And in the spirit of transparency here is a text to me from
@Keir_Starmer
: ‘Congratulations on your elevation to the House of Lords. All best wishes, Keir.’
I mean it’s *possible* that Russell Brand has shifted towards far right conspiracism just so that he can say it’s all a conspiracy when all this stuff comes out, but the simpler hypothesis, which fits the available evidence, is that he is and always has been a loathsome idiot.
THREAD: The tendency to cover PMQs as a straight who won/who lost contest is understandable, but it can understate its strategic value. Keir Starmer has done a decent job on the win/loss front in his first weeks, but he’s also been able to *use* PMQs effectively.
Honestly if you can’t tell the difference between someone being voted in for a time-limited term by a local electorate who could have chosen someone else and someone being appointed for life without voters being consulted at any stage I don’t know how to help you.
The Tory whips’ desire to open up Parliament so that Boris Johnson has his MPs behind him at PMQs will be understandable to Keir Starmer, who once bought a field just so that someone he loved could be comforted by the sound of braying donkeys.
Jeremy Corbyn was criticised for not bowing deeply enough, for wearing the wrong coat and for having a poppy that was too small at the Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday, but in his defence he did at least turn up.
According to Andrea Leadsom, when you’re born your teeth are already 18 months old. Which means that you have teeth nine months before you’re conceived.