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@TDTimeBaby
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5 months
I made this
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Okay this is hilarious. Elon Musk pulled a Grimes on Kanye via iMessage and apparently Ye is leaving the app lmfao
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So like, I kind of hate how “animation for adults” is apparently cartoons where characters say fuck words, talk about sex, & are disrespectful, & nobody gives examples that just have intelligent & mature themes that would appeal to adults.
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@PineCellar You’re saying a guy called r*pingforhitler is NOT a good dude
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1 year
@realwackyguy Eh that font sucks but otherwise it follows the basic concept since the fifties
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1 year
Imagine being a person who sees this and doesn’t have Chris-chan’s entire documented life history flash before their eyes
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Extremely nefarious things are happening in storefronts in brooklyn
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@kloogans Violently ejaculating at a pelican is a weird thing to do even when you’re stoned
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5 years
Bc honestly the people who really get excited about sex and naughty language in their cartoons are teenagers, not adults.
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5 years
As a couple of people have pointed out, King of the Hill is a fantastic example of an adult cartoon that doesn’t have any of these qualities.
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2 years
Someone has informed me that this symbol that Kanye is so obviously trying to convince people he just designed on Photoshop is actually that of an old UFO cult—so this whole thing is funnier than I even thought
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7 months
@jzux He’s very friendly and loves strangers
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2 years
@KriskoDisko @Chinchillazllla I think he was trying to pass it off as his own design tbh
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3 years
@drizzleess @peep4nts That is some wild scoliosis you got there
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2 years
@frazierapproves They won’t be laughing anymore after you whip out this bad boy
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2 months
@NeilNevins Wizards could go back in time and kill magic Hitler, but no, Hermione needs to take magical calculus or whatever
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2 months
@briggityboppity One time an old man followed me on my walk all the way to work without my noticing until he approached me in an alley to try to force me to have a conversation with him. I would have preferred the bear.
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@wesheywes @baddestmamajama If god didn’t want us to eat goat poop why did he make it look like cocoa puffs
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3 months
@OnlyAWorldAway My favorite thing about thought experiments that involve going back in time and assassinating Hitler is the idea that any random nerd on the internet would be able to accomplish something that others historically plotted & failed to do on 20+ different occasions
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2 years
If this is somehow illegal u can find me on Tumblr, folks
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9 months
@Fyre_flye Fluttershy being a fish out of water who finds herself by opening up to experiences outside of what is expected of her is what makes her a wonderful character. We have too many pegasuses who love to fly and whose personalities revolve around their ability to do so.
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Many don’t take animation seriously as a medium bc they think it’s childish, & I think edgy shows that rely on swearing & sexual content for humor undermine the medium’s capacity for emotional depth & meaning, esp. when this kind of thing is what we associate w/adult content
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2 years
@Master0fMankind Not for long
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@HannahPosted I got married without telling anybody about it ahead of time because I thought it would be funnier to tell people afterwards. It was.
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2 years
@WarriPete @BradleyCarlvin1 @elizajourney First bit had me scared that you fucked the dog
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6 months
fuck you shayla
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4 months
My husband walked in on me scratching out these characters on my phone without context as to why: “Are you psychotic?”
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4 months
@InternetSlums This is what the show will be left with
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@keatonmerrell @WonderWaffle93 Look like you’re doing a PowerPoint presentation
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1 year
@WhackNicholson I’m not religious but I almost fully subscribe to this passage from the Bible. People who make a spectacle out of charitable acts are sketchy & undermining the concept. It becomes exploitative and a clear effort to garnish praise and attention, & probably cover deviant behavior.
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@rat_liker Zero percent of the time, bears have killed you *every* time
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2 years
Fun fact: when a feral cat’s left ear has had the tip cut off (tipped), it means they’ve been spayed/neutered. If it’s the right ear, it means they’re gay.
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5 years
Lmao
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7 months
@thelicoricekid Bill Watterson really hated television lol
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10 months
@hecubian_devil I think the real disturbing part is AI, not the skeledemons
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@XiranJayZhao I think basically cheese is an acquired taste that white people acquire very early in life
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@KrillTusk How do you even get a dog to do this
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@LegoRacers2 Gender reveal parties are a menace to society
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@WhackNicholson Can I get a Shirley temple without the sprite plz I’m driving tonight
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@Chinchillazllla Unfortunately this is the first solution to every computer problem for a REASON
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3 years
@DrakeGatsby I’m here for a time
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4 months
How much more consequences could Forrest Gump’s girlfriend have suffered she was addicted to drugs, was being abused by most men in her life, and died of AIDS
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@jestingtime This is how I will teach my son empathy
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3 months
If you had attended elementary school science you might’ve performed this demonstration & the teacher would have explained that this is iron and it’s added to food to help children grow properly. It’s actually a cool trick, separated with magnets. Public education is failing us.
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WHY ARE THEY FINDING M E T A L S IN BABY FOODS?
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@memesiwish This been a meme for at least a year
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As far as I can tell a lactation consultant’s job is to force your baby to starve & scream for hours on end while making you feel like the worst mother in the world for wanting to let the poor child drink formula from a bottle so she can be happy & everyone can get some sleep.
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Listen my point isn’t that adult cartoons can’t be swearing and sex and gross shit I just think it would be nice if it didn’t seem like that’s all anybody thinks of when the topic of “animation for adults” comes up
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@WhimsicalWill21 @tragicbirdapp Something you learn from being online long enough is that for every 1 guy making an obvious joke there’s 10,000 idiots who sincerely and without any self awareness agree with it 100% and have added it to their personal belief system
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@InternetHippo Some people wear jeans *and shoes* at home. Disgusting.
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@HannahPosted I would rather die than stop being a fancy treat boy
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@SweetBeansComix I loved as a kid that I could tell they were making a reference to something even though I didn’t recognize it what it was. They put out guides to the show that would explain them for every episode and I ate that shiz up learning about them.
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@hanfjob No more of that (that was really cool)
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@KevinTemmer The horses in Encanto were like this and I was like finally Disney horses that don’t have the personality of dogs
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Listen my point isn’t that adult cartoons can’t be swearing and sex and gross shit I just think it would be nice if it didn’t seem like that’s all anybody thinks of when the topic of “animation for adults” comes up
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@Sinkopedia I think there's plenty room for both kinds of adult animation. Sometimes nonsensical crudeness is really funny. Sometimes dealing with more mature issues is nice too.
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@hellohanan @retasugyangu @LordeCali Teaching children to not be racist is a fantastic thing to do ...????
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5 years
I think a lot about this tweet & how this man apparently thinks ppl should be married based on shared physical characteristics
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@peligrietzer My favorite bit is her saying she doesn’t worry about their second youngest child because he’s a genius too but lacks all of Malcolm’s personality disorders so he’ll be successful no matter what he does.
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@willmenaker The part where they give a trans girl testicular cancer as some sort of cosmic own sure is a choice
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@clhubes Little kids are funny. They will be having a great time and then they see mom and suddenly remember they haven’t seen her all day and they’re upset about it.
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2 years ago I found out Bobby Caldwell was white.
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@proudbugman I need to disclaim my husband as neurodivergent so people don’t ask too many questions about what he’s doing in our photos
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For those wondering if I made it up I found a screenshot of the tweet I got these screenshots from
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@EclecticHams I used to clean patient rooms after they checked out and part of my job was to throw almost everything in the room away because it was considered contaminated. You might as well steal it.
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@WhackNicholson My next question is
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@WhackNicholson There’s no such thing as a serious relationship before your mid-20s, girl, it’s all practice people take way too seriously.
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@suchnerve I’m scared my work colleagues will find out my girlfriend is cooler than I am and my boss will fire me and offer her my job
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Fallout Boy’s ‘We Didn’t Start The Fire’ modernized cover has the stupidest lyrics I ever heard. They didn’t even try.
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@GoodReddit I don’t believe in cow tipping. Their employers should pay them a living wage. It’s not my responsibility to supplement their income.
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@NeilNevins @KuyaJayCool Poor Elsa forgot how to use her ice powers
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@tonyhawktruther This how the Grand Canyon was formed
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@roastmalone_ Millennial here. My retirement plan is to die.
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@hankhillwbeard @asinglefather The father is thinking “damn, that’s interesting”
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@diannaeanderson The most consistent peer pressure that I experience is from the other drivers when I’m on the road and I want to go the speed limit and they clearly do not approve of this plan.
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@1lyjack @morekissing @alexgnumber1 A single lice is actually called a louse
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@helluvafan1616 @WhackNicholson Who are you to judge ME
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Aaron Carter having a tantrum over an artist calling him out for using their art for his own personal profit without permission bc some fan sent it to him is up there with Souljaboy’s “video game console” in “how the Fuck do famous people’s brains not comprehend how things work”
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@esjesjesj Big “white dudes who speak in behalf of Martin Luther King Jr” vibes
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I accidentally became a top reporter for the Ye getting suspended from twitter situation by grabbing these screenshots right before they were lost to history. Welcome, everybody. Stick around if you’re funny and cool.
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@ElyKreimendahl The other day I told my three year old “I love you” and she said “Love isn’t real it was a conspiracy by the Debeers mining company to sell diamonds which have no intrinsic value at exorbitant prices.”
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@Boringstein I like this one I saw the other day
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@olivesagan Reminds me of the myth of that fake village Marie Antoinette had built where she would supposedly LARP as a peasant
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Sometimes I worry that one day my brain will deteriorate to the point where I start watching Big Mouth & think it deserves to be nominated for Best Animated Series
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@ACABylonBee Don’t get us excited we have had enough disappointments over the last few years
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@HannahPosted Hmm I wonder what could possibly happen during and after the birth of a child that would cause a woman to be less interested in/avoid intimacy and sex 🤔
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@opinonhaver Someone makes a good point and she’s like “I get that but they should do something else about it”
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the general public isn’t as hyper-aware of the things you’re self-conscious about as you are.
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@justbrizigs George Constanza is the wisest sage of the past three generations
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@BasedDrWorm Herkily-jerkily, neighborino
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@emilykmay Mothers felt calm about this back when they were prescribed quaaludes by the family doctor
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@SweatieAngle “My wife has been leaving an electronic trace far from me” is something every normal, innocent man says about his missing wife.
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@kimpossiblefact @Krongmang Me being so immunocompromised & disabled that I had to go in person to catch my grocery delivery slave in the act of goofing off
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@CyberVillainess New symptoms of long covid just dropped
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@sulkingtime @cooIboobs Babe you gotta turn off detailed notifications
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