“Grandma all you do is put your fingers in your drink. First 2 fingers. No it’s not gross it’s calling tapping in. Come on Marie shove those fingers in your wine. Do it now”
Crossed the Canadian border and put “starbuc” into google maps, a moose shot me through the window before I could even finish typing it. Greatest country in the world
I’m honestly going through a lot right now. Works been super tough the boss cracking down on me more than normal have to close all these accounts before the holidays. And my roommate is acting weird I think she hates me.
Dad: Ok 👍
Don’t understand the concept of hooking up w someone on blackout wednesday. You’re gonna wake up in Jake’s bed surrounded by his U18 hockey medals? And his moms there? Hate it
Heat daddy told me they answered my question on the next wet jeans show I’m actually so nervoys me and my friend recorded it blackout drunk and I’m pretty sure we told them where we live 😭
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@kevinwestgirth
@burnafterpod_
based on the description Kevin gave in the most recent episode I sound like his perfect woman. Someone send him my way.
Listening to rap about selling coke and guns while driving my 2022 Subaru thru a street with a Lululemon going to work where they pay me really well.
#society