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Memerald
10 months
A second mimosa has been poured
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2 months
Yeah uhhhh can I get a miller lite
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Memerald
2 months
We’re costco guys we buy coke in bulk
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Memerald
3 months
New profile pic just dropped
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Memerald
10 months
Tinkerbell if she liked psychedelics
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Memerald
5 months
The odds of me coming home from Mexico City are dwindling by the day
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Memerald
5 months
Oh you’re a brunette who went to an SEC school and you love jam bands? Haha that’s crazy
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Memerald
4 months
Don’t invite me to afters if you don’t want bitches doin shit like this
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Memerald
18 days
Reminder that the girl who says weird shit and has nice feet is also lowkey kinda hot
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Memerald
2 months
Todays my 30th birthday and all I want for my birthday is to be Cracker of The Day™️ @AB84 here’s a pic of me from my Scooby Doo birthday party last night
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Memerald
10 months
Redneck Royalty
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Memerald
10 months
@KanesCabDriv3r Hope you at least endorsed her for Microsoft Excel after that
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Memerald
5 months
Happy MDW kids don’t do anything Memerald wouldn’t do
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Memerald
3 months
Doing laundry and just have to share with yall the greatest shack shirt I’ve ever received
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Memerald
3 months
Wait should I be a mountain town girly I’m havin a good time
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Memerald
2 months
Yeah I’m almost ready, be there soon!
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Memerald
7 months
3 Bev minimum
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Memerald
3 months
Goin to the corner store yall need anything?
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Memerald
5 months
How rude of you to say I never work I’m literally responding to emails right now
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Memerald
10 months
“Do you guys really need to go get cigs at 2am?”
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Memerald
9 months
I remember doing so bad on this test on one of the essay questions I just drew a portrait of Abraham Lincoln
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Memerald
3 months
Cowgirl Memerald (idk how to go home)
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10 months
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Memerald
10 months
The Memerald urge to dress like someone’s future hot mom
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Memerald
7 months
RIP Tony Soprano you would’ve loved this cute ass shit
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Memerald
9 months
If you don’t like ass, sec football, and live music then fucking unfollow/ block/ mute me because Twitter is supposed to be silly and some of y’all are just little loser ass twats
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Memerald
2 months
Did y’all know that if you drink a beer when you’re hungover it actually makes you feel better? Haha that’s crazy
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Memerald
1 year
This one of y’all?
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Memerald
1 year
Is she wearing the Georgia sleepy time romper? Yeah I am deal with it
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Memerald
18 days
Live from Park City, Utah it’s #freefeetfriday
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Memerald
11 months
Dude next to me on the plane was this hot little douchebag from San Diego thought it was about to be a love story but he was so drunk (it’s 8am) he got kicked off the plane before we even finished boarding - I’ll never forget him
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Memerald
28 days
Lil bros never heard of an ice cold fatty 🤡🤡🤡🤡 poor kid thinks galaxy gas invented nitrous
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@DJDumpsack_
WOOLIE “RUDY” WARDEN‼️
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@em_rolled Did you bring any GALAXY GAS
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Memerald
4 months
16 bookmarks??? It’s a headstand you fucking freaks
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Memerald
4 months
Don’t invite me to afters if you don’t want bitches doin shit like this
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Memerald
2 months
Live from my new resort style amenities it’s #freefeetsaturday
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@em_rolled Hey @DJDumpsack_ reminded me that you forgot about free feet Friday yesterday
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Memerald
9 months
Business woman
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5 months
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Memerald
3 months
That’s the most white trash thing I’ve ever seen and I’m from Climax, GA
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Memerald
7 years
@holy_schnitt Nipcessories
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Memerald
3 months
Live from Jackson Hole it’s #freefeetfriday
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Memerald
4 months
Imagine having adult money and you spend it on this street roomba
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Memerald
1 year
Y’all mind if I have one hell of a Thursday night?
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Memerald
11 months
Told a dude I wasn’t interested in being more than friends and he responded by telling me his grandpa just died
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Memerald
1 year
Twitter link up of the century ⁦ @MrFisterLLC
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Memerald
6 months
No bigger ick than a man wearing black sneakers like where you heading buddy? Your shift at TGI Fridays?
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Memerald
9 months
Free feet Friday
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Memerald
9 months
Winter is optional
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Memerald
10 months
Step sister got me a Stanley cup and then asked if I’ve ever heard of them
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Memerald
5 months
Idk if you can tell but I’m sobbing here I love pigs so much retweet if you love pigs
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Memerald
5 years
When you abandon your country roots and someone comes along who’s better at it than you so you try to bless the world with one shitty pop song to make yourself relevant again
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Memerald
11 months
We have to play Alabama tomorrow my ptsd is starting to trigger
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Memerald
11 months
If you’re a burner and you’re hot you should be legally required to let me know that you’re hot (girl burners I already know you’re hot)
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Memerald
4 months
With love from Florida
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Memerald
17 days
Crying because the ceremony was so beautiful! I love love! Tears are for the happy couple
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Memerald
11 months
I’m sorry but I’m fucking adorable
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Memerald
10 months
The haters are pissed I’m actually dressed and ready for an 11:30 brunch res after the numbers I put up last night
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Memerald
10 months
Which one of you is putting a ring on my hand
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Serena
10 months
Here to confirm that Twitter is a marriage app
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Memerald
11 months
Going blonde put me in my villain era and baby I’m still in it
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@bigbruinsenergy
Lauren
11 months
quote your blonde era baby love im in it 💋
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Memerald
3 months
Say when
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Memerald
1 year
Yeah me and this dress will not be having a wholesome evening
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Memerald
4 months
Men that drive a sedan sorry that’s an ick
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Memerald
10 days
No joke we just met this dog that has the same government name as Woolie
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Memerald
3 months
Free feet Sunday
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Memerald
3 months
Rebranding as a nice girl and nice girls don’t do fingernail bumps in the bathroom of the family friendly Italian joint or the country club bathroom afterwards and I wouldn’t do that either because I’m a nice girl
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Memerald
4 months
Thinking of my coworker who covers the Midwest while I cover Florida and the Caribbean. He’s in Ohio rn and I’m here 🫶🏻
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Memerald
6 months
Riding the high of my performance review today (praise kink) I’m a corporate asset and they’re impressed by my ability to balance work and play but who wouldn’t be that’s that SEC education baby
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Memerald
5 months
Drunkenly gave my number to a dude last Thursday night but I never responded and he just sent me a NOVEL about ghosting him lmao what a fucking freak
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Memerald
9 months
Cute lil Sunday hike to a deserted beach - Earth is so tight
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Memerald
16 days
Found some soup
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Memerald
6 months
Good Lord almighty it’s beautiful out, happy Friday y’all make it a good one 🫡
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Memerald
2 months
Tropical Storm rolling in let’s have a proper Sunday
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Memerald
4 months
Yes
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Memerald
6 months
Forgot about my zipper breaking last night 😭 good thing my panties matched
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Memerald
5 months
Live from Savannah it’s #freefeetfriday
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Memerald
5 years
When people ask what Bainbridge is like
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This might make me download TikTok
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Memerald
4 months
I love traveling alone for work trips and doing whatever the fuck I want yes I am at a Chilis yes I have 3 beverages and yes I did order a triple dipper
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Memerald
1 year
The rumors are true I am hot again
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Memerald
10 months
Perimeter includes beach bar
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Memerald
6 months
Memerald F and the F stands for fucking fashion
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Memerald
2 months
Don’t think about it be about it
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Memerald
2 months
Just had an idea for my Saturday plans
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Memerald
11 months
I was gonna tweet this and I said this is gonna do numbers and she goes “I can’t see it”
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Memerald
1 year
Go (and I can’t stress this enough) Dawgs
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Memerald
2 months
Memerald Bday weekend commencing you’re damn right I made merch
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Memerald
3 months
Ok I think I’m done being a fuck girl someone wife me up
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Memerald
28 days
Afternoon screen break
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Memerald
1 year
Look pretty good for a dead bitch go dawgs
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Memerald
6 months
God bless the state of Florida and God bless Publix amen
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Memerald
26 days
I liked Woolie better when his brand was fun facts about fish now I’m googling how to mute an image
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Memerald
11 months
Not the cakeboss 😭
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Memerald
1 year
Wondering why my body hurts so bad just found this pic from last night
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Memerald
11 months
Went to my ladies who yoga class and now I’m having a ladies who smoke meeting at my house
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Memerald
10 months
Out? Tapping in. In? Cigging in
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Memerald
3 months
Road trip beef jerky retweet if you agree
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Memerald
1 month
Going off private fingers crossed I don’t get too famous again
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Memerald
3 months
Adderall spritz
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