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unimpressed oilers fan

Alberta, Canada
Joined September 2017
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@bellathetaco
Taco Bella
3 years
Guys from Edmonton move to Calgary and act like they went to LA
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3 months
My twitter has come to fruition. this is my peak.
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4 years
How long until an NHL player invites a tinder girl into the bubble and ruins the stanley cup for us all?
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4 years
Me: I like hot dogs Oil and gas bro: YoU wOuLdN’t Be EaTiNg ThAt WiThOuT An OiL aNd GaS wOrKeR!!!! Shut off your furnace while you’re at it!!!
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@bellathetaco
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3 years
Imagine if your doctor sent you a prescription and it was an editable pdf
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@bellathetaco
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6 years
White girls think having a gucci belt is a personality trait
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@bellathetaco
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4 years
You won’t get a vaccine but you’ll do some random guy’s molly you met at Union hall? ok
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@bellathetaco
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3 years
There’s 7 billion people in the world, my soulmate is not at the Pint in Edmonton
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@bellathetaco
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4 years
I promise you these doctors did not spend 10+ years of their life and hundreds of thousands of dollars to “lie” to you
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@bellathetaco
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5 years
@thomasjeferstan i have also made a megabed
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@bellathetaco
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5 years
I am so disappointed in Americans’ lack of NHL game attendance. Your tickets are like $10 GOOOOOO to the game
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@bellathetaco
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5 years
So i’m a server and one time a guy asked for a shot of ciroc in his muff dive and i thought he said sriracha... if you’re out there i’m so sorry
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5 months
Just saw Hyman leaving the arena
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7 months
Bob Stauffer 30 seconds into the broadcast
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5 years
Shouldn’t be quadding before a game 😤
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5 years
Oilers captain Connor McDavid expected to miss two to three weeks with a quad injury.
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2 years
Rogers wrapped in red event 🎶
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3 months
We have the Moss Pit, but I think we should rename the fan park to the Stelter Shelter in honour of Ben
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5 years
Today I woke up and my country wasn’t war torn, wasn’t corrupt, wasn’t holding children at the border, and many other things I can be thankful for. Recognize your privelige and find a reason to be grateful.
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5 years
Maybe if rogers place played more Nickelback the Oilers would make the playoffs
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5 years
Bianca Andreescu at 19 years old: Wins the US open Me at 19 years old: Eating mashed potatoes on the couch while I google how to spell Bianca Andreescu’s last name
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3 years
Might be a bit dramatic but i’d rather take a baseball to the teeth than attend West Ed for boxing day shopping
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6 years
Don’t throw your #oilers jerseys on the ice when there’s probably a 12 year old kid who would die for one but his parents can’t afford one. Donate them, don’t be awful.
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@bellathetaco
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10 months
The view at 6am in the Shell gas station of any Alberta town:
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6 months
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@LolOverruled
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6 months
Does anyone know any white boys with incredible swag
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2 years
The only NHL player who I can confidently say does not cheat is Zach Hyman
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2 years
Oilers jersey at a flames game cuz fuck the flames. in the dome wearing orange. smells crazy in here. @DanyAllstar15
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2 months
Everyone in the damn Oilers staff deserve a gold medal. The hype videos, the watch parties, @EdmontonJack calls, this city rocks. We’re gonna do it one day and it’ll all be worth it.
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3 years
Dating in Edmonton is just hoping you don’t break up before the corn maze closes
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2 months
i’ve been downtown waiting since 11:45 😎
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3 months
PETITION FOR NICKELBACK TO PLAY BEFORE GAME SIX. SIGN BELOW.
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3 years
Half of the guys in Edmonton look like they’d take you on a date and just have you take pictures of them downtown for 3 hours
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2 years
Bought this flag on the side of the road today. #goilers #Oilers
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5 years
Woo now we have no oil jobs, AND no public sector jobs! Thanks, Kenney!
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5 years
Oh you live in Edmonton? Name 5 of our potholes
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3 years
Ready for an #Oilers sweep 🧹 🧹🧹🧹🧹
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5 years
@Thesupercole dude u totally got caught watching porn
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@bellathetaco
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3 months
Perfect men don’t exi-
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6 years
Can we make leggings and hoodies at the bar an actual thing? I’m tired of dressing up
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5 years
Don’t let a boy treat u like trash ok Prince Harry left the royal monarchy for his lady and you’re being left on read by a guy who drives a 99 honda civic and sells weed
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10 months
I have questions. One of which is why are they singing O Canada at this game
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the anthem singer at this Buffalo Sabres game just completely forgot the lyrics to O Canada and just started WINGING IT
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11 months
Woke up at 3:00 am for this
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3 years
I just made a hilarious sweater
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5 years
@SheRatesDogs where do these guys come from
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2 years
Why can’t the 2022 oilers be the first to come back from a 3-0 deficit in the western conference??? WHY NOT US
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2 years
Taco Bella: Officially one degree hotter
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3 years
Not only do dads go to the airport early but my dad left for an 8pm oilers game at 3:30
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4 years
To the girl that just covered her mouth and moved away from me on the train: I was coughing because I choked on a goldfish cracker, not coronavirus
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5 years
What has to go so wrong in someone’s life for them to put “go like recent” on their story?
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3 years
My jersey isn’t too bad for being from 1988
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5 months
Maybe my favourite item i own. My dad’s 88 jersey 🥲🥇
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@bellathetaco
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3 months
“No we can’t stop at McDonald’s, we have food at home”
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3 years
@SweetGeorgia_77 Cuz it’s fun and fresh Georgia
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10 months
This is me if you even care
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3 years
No, you cannot have a pizza at Rogers Place but you can have coitus at a Panthers game
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3 months
The plane captain just announced the Oilers won and the whole plane cheered
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3 years
I can’t wait to be so drunk at rogers place that I have to close one eye and squint to see the puck
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3 months
Chad Kroeger is in town. Don’t text.
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5 years
I buy a lot of bikinis for a girl who lives in landlocked Alberta
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1 year
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@POTUS
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If you haven't already – text me at (302) 404-0880. Tell me what's front of mind for you and your family this summer.
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3 years
LAUREN FIRE UP THE BATH TUB MCDAVID IS GONNA BE SORE
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@bellathetaco
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1 year
Just dipped my green onion cakes in the north saskatchewan.
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2 years
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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5 years
whatever drugs the oilers are on, I want some
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1 year
Whatever I’m a god.
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2 years
GOOD MORNING FOLKS ITS A GREAT DAY FOR NATE MACKINNON TO HAVE A BAD DAY
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3 years
Back to my depression slump, wake me up when alberta isn’t alberta
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5 months
I win for the best gift for my dad’s birthday
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1 year
It’s about damn time
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3 years
Throwback to Scrivens 59 shot shutout 🤯
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2 years
The saddledome is so shitty i just got up to get another drink and i hit my head on the roof
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5 years
Who told Tim Horton’s that it was okay for them to start selling burgers? I just wanna talk
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8 months
Ah
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8 months
If I see 10 Oilers wins in a row i’ll eat a jean jacket
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2 months
literally crying in the club.
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6 years
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2 months
I’m actually dying. Thank you @Bob_Stauffer i’m your biggest fan.
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3 years
Oh my god when we’re allowed to hug people again please do not hug me
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5 months
DONT TEXT.
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2 years
Lotta angry fans in this calgary airport bar rn but i’m not one of ‘em
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1 year
Huh. that’s weird.
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3 years
It’s my birthday 🤝
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4 years
I hope the ranch/midway bathroom lady is doing good
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3 months
ITS GAMEDAY LETS GO OILERS
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5 years
So you’re telling me i pay for the gas to get to my parking spot then pay to park then pay for the train to get to the class i pay for to read the textbooks i pay for to get the degree i pay for?
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2 years
My daily mood absolutely rides on the Oilers these days
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3 years
If I’m not lookin’ like this by the end of the first period i’m not happy
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@bellathetaco
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25 days
. @Bob_Stauffer Wished me a happy birthday and all my wishes have come true. Thanks Bob 🤠🤠🤠
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8 months
The American mind cannot comprehend having a waterpark in their mall 🤣🫵
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3 years
VACCINATE TEACHERS
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5 years
Billie Eilish literally looks like a crack addict who exclusively eats 7/11 corn dogs and rides a skateboard around town
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4 months
Be the change you wish to see.
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2 years
#NewProfilePic #letsgooilers my one eye looks smaller cuz this team gives me an eye twitch
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11 months
Me to the bartender after he asks why my friend just threw up all over the bathroom and was throwing drinks at people
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2 years
I want an NHL skills comp where it’s just Bob Stauffer and Frank Seravalli going shot for shot with some tequila
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2 years
Flames pulling out almost the full roster in a preseason game seems salty
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2 years
WAKE THE FUCK UP THE OILERS PRESEASON STARTS TODAY
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6 years
Peter Chiarelli is ruining my life
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3 years
Nuge is gonna start getting confused with all these coaches like a golden retriever who has to meet a new “dad” every week from tinder
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5 months
Hi @Bob_Stauffer there’s an extra seat for you at Easter dinner if you want some nice Ukrainian food. my mom said it’s okay and she can drive you home if your mom can drop you off
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5 years
Still think about that time my french teacher asked me what 99 was in french and i said “Neufty-neuf” with all of the confidence in the world
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4 years
it seriously baffles me that perogies are not a staple in some people’s thanksgiving
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2 years
i’m getting so drunk tonight i can’t handle the outcome of this game
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