Rick Rollance @honkey_talks Twitter profile

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

5 months

Put a little Zyn spit on my 56° and immediately chipped in after. You do the math, liberal.

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

10 months

She’s telling me her zodiac sign and i just took a gas station boner bomb

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Rick Rollance

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4 months

Starting to fw a chick from my home town, can’t wait to find out 90% of my buddies have been in that

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Rick Rollance

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7 months

If you’re dead sober heading TO the function, 2-3 roadies should be legal, without a doubt

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Rick Rollance

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11 months

Just lost $250K for this company and now I’m playing clash of clans on the shitter while using their wifi

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

5 months

How many more of your Instagram stories do I have to like before you come over and do some tricks on it?

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Rick Rollance

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1 year

I’m supposed to look at this for 2 hours and NOT start crankin my shit? No thanks, I’ll watch it at home

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

8 months

Bought tinder gold and changed my age preference to 35-80, let’s get fucking weird

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

9 months

@okimstillhungry She double replying, you got her right where you want her

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

8 months

@Missionaryyyy If I was on this boat I wouldn’t say a word

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

8 months

My man

Charles Wesley Godwin

@CharlesWesleyG

8 months

Does this mean I can add professional matchmaker to my LinkedIn?

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

9 months

Who the fuck is Taylor Swift and why is my beer frozen

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Bowled a PR with the boys so I bought the ball #DudesRock

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Rick Rollance

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9 months

I have sent 16 “my bad, no idea what I was cooking last night” text’s this morning

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Rick Rollance

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6 months

@JohnDadof7 Everytime I think about deleting this app something like this reminds me I’m exactly where I need to be

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Rick Rollance

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1 year

Girl who tugged me off in Spanish class sophomore year just got married, wish them the best

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Rick Rollance

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1 year

White boys everywhere just got chills

Culture Crave 🍿

@CultureCrave

1 year

Activision Blizzard boss says the 're-emergence of Guitar Hero' is coming 🎸 (via @WindowsCentral )

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Rick Rollance

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1 year

I need a 120lb white chick that sucks knob like a 250lb black chick

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

My black friend gave me the pass last night, and brother I used it

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

If your boyfriends night stand doesn’t look like this, that’s your girlfriend

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

10 months

I am going to “I lost my room key” this sexy front desk chick atleast 6 times tonight

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

6 months

Now that this is catching on, I need everyone to know where it really started

Teddy Badger

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1 year

Y’all rockin with the fit tonight?

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

11 months

Got my bowling ball plugged over the weekend, found this in the finger hole when the blue haired goth chick gave it back

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Downloaded bumble at 8pm and was shakin ole’ girls camper at 11pm, maybe I was wrong about dating apps

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

4 months

At Dave’s hot chicken and I refuse to stop calling every person I see Dave. Bonde girl working the counter? Dave. Dreadlocks making the chicken? Dave. Hobo outside looking for leftovers? Dave. I’ve been here for hours. Cops are on their way.

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Shot a 72 on my golf date and she asked me to stay the night, coincidence? I think not.

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

5 months

@MickeyTho15646 You can reuse it in 3-5 business days

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Few things better than crankin your wrench on a Saturday morning still drunk from the night before

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

8 months

Taylor Swift is way too famous to give good head, But Travis Kelce is way too famous to receive bad head, so you know Taylor is improving, but Rome wasn’t built in a day. This means Travis Kelce’s been getting toothy BJ’s for the last 6 months, and for that reason- 49ers ML.

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

11 months

I’m going goo goo gah gah mode on some big ole milkers this weekend

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Rick Rollance

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11 months

GM

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Can’t wait to walk on my knuckles and scream at fat bitches tonight

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

You have two choices in life 1) Nerf 2)

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Rick Rollance

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2 years

Nothin hits like a fresh jar of peanut butter

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Got the job I wanted, in the town I wanted, for the company I wanted‼️ Firm handshakes please🤝🤝🤝

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

You’re in her DM’s, I’m shadow boxing in the garage making up fake scenarios

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

“Ass or tits” bro there is an active shooter in the building wtf

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

Yes, I ate it from the back but my nose never touched the brown star bro I promise

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

5 months

I used to make fun of this dude in HS cause a rumor got out he liked to have his butthole licked when he got a BJ. It’s 2024 now, and I owe that guy an apology.

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

Feeling like her (my buddy got deployed)

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Me n who?

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Rick Rollance

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1 year

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Got bored so I went into a busy footlocker and yelled Lebron’s a fraud

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Don’t look at me

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

You’re in her DM’s, I am also in her DM’s, she opened yours yet?

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

Last year I spent almost $1,000 on my ex for Christmas. This year? I bought new Irons and jerked off into a sock, she broke I’m up

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

Picking big girl up tomorrow, letting burner twitter name her so drop your suggestions (German Shepard)

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Guys, I cannot make this up. A 10 at the bar just came up and asked ME for my number

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Got bored and caught dinner #primal

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

3 months

Trump flexing his club championship’s in a presidential debate might be the hardest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Golf date today, last time I did this I shot a 71 and ate chow for an hour after

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

7 months

Maturing is realizing your girls vibrator is not your enemy, it’s your friend

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

11 months

Schools taught us how to solve for X, but never once touched on how to properly shave a nutsack

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

In dog inches I’ve got an absolute hammer

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

Bracket for this weekend just dropped

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

11 months

Time to address this situation. I was passed out in the bed of our buddies truck outside and it was raining. Goodnight.

Richard L. Hoitz, Jr.

@RLHoitzII

11 months

Rick Rollance just Irish goodbye’d us at the bar so hard I had to take notes

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

My dream girl has: 1) Functional vagina 2) See #1 3) See #1 again 4) Hulk hands

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Rick Rollance

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

8 months

Girl with massive jugs wants to come over, but the lads are literally IN the lobby about to ready up (my 9/11)

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

zilla 🦭

@zillasaurus

1 year

There isn’t one successful man in history that is 5’9” prove me wrong

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Just left the party for 9 minutes to listen to Free Bird in my car. Sometimes you need a Free Bird break.

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Fumbled a few baddies, I’ll fumble a few more, who gives a shit

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Rick Rollance

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2 years

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

10 months

Asked the bartender if I could get cans instead of bottles and she took her bra off

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Rick Rollance

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2 years

Taco bella getting gang banged is always a big hit during mens league

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Rick Rollance

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2 years

Drive for show (and I cannot express this enough) putt for dough

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

Name reveal for the big girl‼️‼️

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Rick Rollance

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2 years

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Lost my chance at some pussy last night cause she said she worked for a “non profit” and I laughed in her face

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

38 holes later btw

Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

My biggest flex is buying balls by the sleeve and not the box

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

Had to unfollow @barstoolsports because of these 2. It’s barstool SPORTS, not barstool Two Dumb Bitches Talking About Stupid Shit

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

STOP🛑 Georgia check point🚨You are legally obligated to congratulate her on getting her ears

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

CHRISTMAS COMPLETE👑‼️

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

@LAKings Sir, the city of homeless people has just been Oiled all over

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

Not tryna bring gay vibes to the shitter bro but that last wipe felt a little too good

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

310 yard par 4, pulled out the big stick to bring her home in 2 #Eagle

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

D.R.U.N.K D- My DM’s R- are open U- to girls N- who K- smack it on their face and shit

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Not an amazing golfer but here’s what shaved 15 strokes off my game in less than a year -Go to the range, write down your distances w each club - Never miss short -Don’t look at your score, play against par (+1 -1) - Limit damage, good golf doesn’t have to be sexy -

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

Yes, I am him (shot a 67 today)

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

1 year

Wanna come over and listen to Kid Rock in the garage?

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

2 years

First concrete pour on my own job site today. 3,500 sq feet of pure slickern’ shit Rick specialty. Feels good to have your own name on the check. Firm handshakes please🤝

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks

8 months

I wonder if a Zyn would work between your toes like long cut does

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Rick Rollance

@honkey_talks