every male friend group has
- guy who is a danger to himself and others
- guy who does hard drugs but not in an addict way
- guy who plays a fuck ton of Xbox
- guy who knows a lot about sports
- guy with earring who women find attractive
- guy who pops out once a year
“Now let me make this very clear, if the fingers do not go IN the beverage, the tap in is no good. And IF the tap in is no good, well there will be blood on the hands, that’s for sure. Capiche?”
2024 Ins:
- getting our troops home
- drinking
- putting fingers in drinks
- being stanced up
- tweeting into the void
- getting to Friday
2024 Outs:
- the left
- getting in the way
- walking three abreast on the sidewalk
- Times Square
- ordering fast food in person
@ college kids. Don’t work for the big four. Chase the 9-5 life. Take the paycheck so you can spend your nights in the gym and ripping fifa with the boys.
Really feeling myself on this one. Blue mountains. In a bar at 12:40pm. There is not a single lib in sight in this bar.
@aoc
would call this hell. I call it paradise. Get our fucking troops home so they can join me NOW.
@IanKennedyCK
Awfully bold statement from someone who only just recently started reporting on a longtime, deep rooted issue within women’s college hockey
@BR_OpenIce
@MarchMadnessMBB
Questionable footwork, slow as my grandmother on I-95, no balance. Buddy would make me look like McJesus out there. I’m cooking him for 4 and an apple.
@DukeMBB
Coach Scheyer cont’d: “I would like to apologize to our students. Our students hold us to a higher standard and when we do not win, I feel personally responsible for all of the strife and hardship that our students deal with when they made the brave choice to come to this
Now here’s the thing about about the suburbs, everyone is whipping around in cars. The locals are absolutely fuming when a guy like me is walking these streets to get my silver bullets. Makes libs sick to their stomach seeing a guy grind this hard
@VinegarLocks
After further review, the fingers are clearly in there. While this is not a drink , the fact that it is a public use bowl of shredded cheese makes it pretty rockstar. I certify this as a valid tap in
Raising Canes as absolutely no business chucking a piece of toast that is LATHERED with butter in a chicken finger meal but they do, and give a swift middle finger to Michelle Obama every single time.
Valeri Nichushkin has been placed in stage 3 of the NHL/NHLPA Player Assistance Program.
Nichushkin will be suspended without pay for a minimum of six months and then will be eligible to apply for reinstatement, per the terms of the program
Stepping out for my birthday party and none of this would be possible without the fellas. I’m talking the ones who fight the good fight. The go for one stay for 2 home by 3 kinda fellas, time to get on one tonight. Shoot to score - drive to win. Let’s fucking ride. I just wanna