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touring @coorslight drinker. tickets to live shows on the tl. 9-time podcast listener of the year per @pardonmytake .

Amityville, NY
Joined March 2022
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@pascaldupussy
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7 months
every male friend group has - guy who is a danger to himself and others - guy who does hard drugs but not in an addict way - guy who plays a fuck ton of Xbox - guy who knows a lot about sports - guy with earring who women find attractive - guy who pops out once a year
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@pascaldupussy
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9 months
Rallying the fellas at the pregame before we hit the bars
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5 months
In case any of my coworkers want to know why I’m on all fours in the office barking like a deranged UGA fan.
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Thank you @tatemcrae for blessing the yellow carpet 👑 #iHeartAwards2024
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Caught an intern doing a double take to peep a chick’s ass
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5 months
The fellas and I setting up our kitchen table before we go stand in the corner of a bar and nod at each other for 6 hours
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7 months
My girl when I tell her why I put my fingers in my drinks:
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9 months
I failed by 8 points, but I did go retard boner mode.
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10 months
Pretty busy rest of my day hbu
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9 months
Me getting ready for Friday
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7 months
“Don’t forget to put your fingers in the beer and tap the fuck in.”
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6 months
The Bruins film department is a fucking midget what?
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9 months
Full speed ahead Friday, let’s make em pay.
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10 months
Me when she says she got a boyfriend:
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Pretty busy rest of my day hbu
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5 months
Chicks be like “Happy Earth Day” and post this.
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9 months
“Now let me make this very clear, if the fingers do not go IN the beverage, the tap in is no good. And IF the tap in is no good, well there will be blood on the hands, that’s for sure. Capiche?”
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10 months
Don’t let burner twitter in here unless you want to renovate your establishment immediately after
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Welcome to the Cocktagon™️ Innovation that excites
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6 months
Me after UConn -27.5 hits
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11 months
“Babe I’m just put with the boys��� The Boys:
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7 months
Bringing back a classic because it’s actually retarded that I like trains so much AND they let us get to Friday hehehehehehe
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@pascaldupussy
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8 months
2024 Ins: - getting our troops home - drinking - putting fingers in drinks - being stanced up - tweeting into the void - getting to Friday 2024 Outs: - the left - getting in the way - walking three abreast on the sidewalk - Times Square - ordering fast food in person
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@pascaldupussy
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7 months
@ college kids. Don’t work for the big four. Chase the 9-5 life. Take the paycheck so you can spend your nights in the gym and ripping fifa with the boys.
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10 months
After further review, the finger did……..NOT go in the beer. The tap in is no good.
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Big time first date tonight. Can I get some conversation topics in the chat?
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@pascaldupussy
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“And so I put my fingers in my beer because if I don’t, the left wins and the troops don’t come home”
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6 months
Some Things I Enjoy: - Sitting in a bar - Drinking @CoorsLight - Talking about sports I don’t need much in this life.
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6 months
@Stuckey2 Absolute GAUNTLET to start the season.
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10 months
Holding the microphone to her rack because the fellas know what’s really doing the talking
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Join us on CBS! Heat vs Lakers tonight 🔥
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8 months
I mean babe, I love your mom, but it’s the season of the sticks
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5 months
“Ya and now my fans call themselves Homasexuals”
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What are these two talking about?
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8 months
Upon video review. Hot chicks are cool.
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Me when I come into the office at 10:30 heading straight for the shitter.
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“Alright, now click the vsco link.”
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@pascaldupussy
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2 months
Greg Berhalter needs to go @PFTCommenter
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“Did you click the VSCO link?” Me:
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@pascaldupussy
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10 months
Really feeling myself on this one. Blue mountains. In a bar at 12:40pm. There is not a single lib in sight in this bar. @aoc would call this hell. I call it paradise. Get our fucking troops home so they can join me NOW.
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I’m in for a three way
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WE GOT A DATE TOMORROW FELLAS convo topics below
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@1packersfan6969 Sick balcony on your girl dude, congrats
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9 months
If you only knew the struggle a white boy like me went through to get chick fil a in a torrential downpour, you’d understand my story.
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@barstoolsports Imagine being so greedy that shakira isn’t enough for you. Couldn’t be me.
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Aaaaaaand here we are
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You stop staring at me right now
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@BFW Worst bracket in America, and I’ve seen @JayBilas ’s
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4 months
Happy Earth Day
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@IanKennedyCK Awfully bold statement from someone who only just recently started reporting on a longtime, deep rooted issue within women’s college hockey
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Rate my lid.
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7 months
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.
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@icebergs1mpson I’d rethink a lot of my life if 225k views resulted in 115 likes
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10 months
Recent developments have led me to assert myself as an authority on tap-in legality #NewProfilePic
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My stance on Corey Perry tapping into Bedard’s mom. Penetration = tap in
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@BR_OpenIce @MarchMadnessMBB Questionable footwork, slow as my grandmother on I-95, no balance. Buddy would make me look like McJesus out there. I’m cooking him for 4 and an apple.
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7 months
Nothing screams 1920s American dominance quite like the Chrysler building.
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@DukeMBB Coach Scheyer cont’d: “I would like to apologize to our students. Our students hold us to a higher standard and when we do not win, I feel personally responsible for all of the strife and hardship that our students deal with when they made the brave choice to come to this
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Burners vs. the Libs (colorized, 2023)
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@notlivibabyy This just in from Toronto:
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Committed to the craft, devoted to the trade.
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10 months
You stop staring at me right now
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Connor Bedard might be the best to ever do this
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9 months
Women hate that men can be happy like this
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@milksoup44 This just in:
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@barstoolsports I just think a 16 team playoff wouldn’t be as big of a logistical challenge after you make the jump from 4 to 12.
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@BR_OpenIce Part time Duck Dynasty cast member
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Live footage of me deleting beers tonight
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They can’t possibly think they have male listeners. Also one of them literally had pre-marital sex #sinner
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Are you a high or low quality man?!
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Now here’s the thing about about the suburbs, everyone is whipping around in cars. The locals are absolutely fuming when a guy like me is walking these streets to get my silver bullets. Makes libs sick to their stomach seeing a guy grind this hard
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@KUHoops lol no they aren’t.
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@VinegarLocks After further review, the fingers are clearly in there. While this is not a drink , the fact that it is a public use bowl of shredded cheese makes it pretty rockstar. I certify this as a valid tap in
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@PardonMyTake Why isn’t @PFTCommenter showing up with his NE Patriots
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Found a zyn in the office urinal. Didn’t realize my coworkers were nails like that.
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Just got off this boat and everyone knew you
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Monday after thanksgiving has to be up there in terms of all time worst workdays of the year.
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@pascaldupussy
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Raising Canes as absolutely no business chucking a piece of toast that is LATHERED with butter in a chicken finger meal but they do, and give a swift middle finger to Michelle Obama every single time.
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Two weeks, we can stop the spread.
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Valeri Nichushkin has been placed in stage 3 of the NHL/NHLPA Player Assistance Program. Nichushkin will be suspended without pay for a minimum of six months and then will be eligible to apply for reinstatement, per the terms of the program
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POV: @michaelhunt1995 asks how many beers he’ll drink tonight.
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@Jason_Tartick @Jason_Tartick idk what it was before but I think he’s joining the family as Airbnb spokesperson
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Second Annual #MeetAtTheK Burner Convention at Kauffman Stadium, let’s just say a rain delay will not be scaring the fellas. Also Bobby Bombs has returned. @HarlansBurner @RudyJUULianiV2 @BobbyBombsv2 @5Cunna @michaelhunt1995
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A man and his beers
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@doggcum2 Fair point you and Mr felon are interchangeable
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Hate me or love me, you watched. That’s all you could do.
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What if @heatdaddy69420 bought twitter from Elon
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@chickentenderl5 Already made a 12pm reservation at Chili’s. It’s Gametime
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Retarded Grilled Cheese
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Yeah toots you gunna wanna keep these coming
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Cant believe they let us get to Friday. It’s the uniform. @heatdaddy69420
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When she says you made her orgasm:
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Stepping out for my birthday party and none of this would be possible without the fellas. I’m talking the ones who fight the good fight. The go for one stay for 2 home by 3 kinda fellas, time to get on one tonight. Shoot to score - drive to win. Let’s fucking ride. I just wanna
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Going for a drink with a female. Drop some conversation topics that are great over bevs
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Sports that are on late at night are so fuckin cool god damn
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Mr Tap In got a date coming up on Wednesday. You know the drill fellas, help a guy come up with some conversation topics in the replies
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Here’s a photo of a train in case you forgot that I’m retarded
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@jnsanchez Rockstar move from 45
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This is the only thing that plays over and over again in my brain
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Yeahhhhhhhh here we go (Dak Prescott cadence). Time to have a night at the pahkkkkk
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10 months
Didn’t realize there were 1k retards in the world, but they all follow me, pretty cool.
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The NCAA when scheduling the game times for the Round of 32
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