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Ghost Malone

@notaustinpostv4

7 months

Caitlin Clark looks like she keeps it hairy.

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Ghost Malone

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10 months

My friend: “I’ll come out for a couple beers, but I don’t want to get too crazy tonight.” Me as soon as they show up:

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Ghost Malone

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10 months

It costs right around $0 to shower before coming to the gym you smelly losers (Indians).

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Ghost Malone

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11 months

My financial advisor: “You’d have to be retarded to withdraw money from your 401k to make 12 leg NFL parlays on Thanksgiving.” Me:

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Ghost Malone

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7 months

Me, sitting at the bar after shoveling a mix of 72% fentanyl, 6% cocaine, and 22% baby laxative up my nose for 3 hours:

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Ghost Malone

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7 months

@kennyfehr3 @3YearLetterman Mike Pence could overturn the result of the game, if he had the courage.

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Ghost Malone

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11 months

Sports Betting Strategists: “You’d have to be retarded to parlay anything more than 6 or 7 legs on today’s NFL games.” Me (with an 18 leg parlay):

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Me: “I hope autodraft doesn’t do anything retarded with my picks.” Autodraft:

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Ghost Malone

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10 months

@SouthernandFat Through Christ all things are possible actually. Delete this comment.

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Ghost Malone

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11 months

Palestine and Israel have been fighting for 75 years, but I still don’t believe either of them could survive the grind of the SEC schedule.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

@EthanKoch943 @CrookedRednBlue @BobbyTaylor96 @joshuaM699 @BleacherReport Yea he’s including it because he said 40+ for his career. I guess any logical human would include 50+, you know, ummm because it’s 40+. This thread is living proof that not everyone should be allowed to vote in this country.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

@Howlingmutant0 Ghosting will always reign king. Beating a woman emotionally is better than beating her physically because those scars never heal. Ghosting will have her arguing with her shampoo bottles during her showers for god knows how long.

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1 year

The King of Beers is in my walls…

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Ghost Malone

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11 months

BREAKING NFL NEWS: The Carolina Panthers have named a new head coach:

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

The Indian (slurpees not arrows) mind cannot comprehend this:

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Ghost Malone

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6 months

Caitlin Clark being the highest paid WNBA player is the same thing as being the least retarded person in the Special Olympics.

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Ghost Malone

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5 months

Girls wonder why they’re single…

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Ghost Malone

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6 months

Nobody: Angel Reese:

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Ghost Malone

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10 months

@Wariosfan Slurpees not arrows. My apologies.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

@maxthomm DWI’s are unconstitutional.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

@aquariusdays I’m from Texas. What’s a vaccination?

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Nick Chubb is faking it.

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Ghost Malone

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6 months

@AB84 Stolen valor. AB is a phony.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

I wish guys at work would stop throwing cigarettes in the porta potty urinals. They’re super hard to re-light.

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Ghost Malone

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11 months

NFL Fantasy Strategists: “You could end up looking retarded this week if you don’t start Devin Singletary.” Me:

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

Hey Burger King, someone (me) was just masturbating in one of your restrooms.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

This Budweiser keeps telling me to hit a female tonight.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

@chris This post is gay.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Damar Hamlin was faking it.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

I got a DUI baby!!! I’ll be doing community service for the state of UTAH!!! Wooooo!!!!

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

@lovelyy_am You could use the cardio.

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Ghost Malone

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11 months

My wife: “After all the money you lost gambling this week, you’d have to be retarded to lay down a couple 12 leg parlays on college football today.” Me:

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

Top Skull of 2023. 💀

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

Birthday tap in. Anyone mind?

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

@DavidWolter1 2395 Wagner Houses, Apt 2C 124 & 1st Ave East Harlem 719/930/9723 If you wanna move in, you can move in. You get a lease and key. Free food/free rent.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

@AtticusSmith14 There’s a new sheriff in town fellas.

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Ghost Malone

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11 months

My wife watching me cut up another round of lines at 9:41 a.m. (she asked to leave 7 hours ago)

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

NBA: “Ja, please don’t do anything retarded.” Ja Morant:

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Ghost Malone

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6 months

@TheCultureCraze I’m starting to think Taylor is the problem.

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Ghost Malone

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6 months

Now we wait…

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

I haven’t touched Chinese food since Covid, and I’m off the Vodka because of Russia. Colombia better not do anything stupid…

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Ghost Malone

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11 months

Buffalo Bills safeties will do anything to get out of work.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

Burners are cool and so is fingering beers.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Rizz?

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

In my lifetime, I’ve spent half of my money on alcohol, women, drugs, and gambling. And the other half I wasted.

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Ghost Malone

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11 months

This is how tight my sports gambling budget is right now.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

I’m starting to think TCU might lose this game…

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Male athletes when they’re terrible at sports.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

My gf: “What are we going to do tonight?” Me:

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

@MrBeast You have a weird friend.

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Ghost Malone

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11 months

Saw a guy flat bench 31 reps of 405lbs in my gym tonight. Going forward, I can now be found at the 5:00 am hot Zumba class…

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Doritos Locos.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Me to myself: “I hope this guy next to me at the bar doesn’t say something retarded.” The guy next to me:

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Ghost Malone

@notaustinpostv4

2 years

Adds skull to belt…

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Ghost Malone

@notaustinpostv4

2 years

@BobxVinnieBombs This is for Gigi.

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Ghost Malone

@notaustinpostv4

10 months

This kinda night.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Treating Mrs. Ghost to sushi.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

Ghost knows ball.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

Saw a dude at my gym vaccinating himself for the second time this week. You can never be too safe, I guess.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

Sir, the second bump has hit the nostril.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

My first tap in. Please rate.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Girl at bar: “If I sleep with you, you’re not just gonna ghost me tomorrow are you?” Me: “Absolutely not.”

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

@Buffalogal @HamlinIsland @raylewis killed a guy in 2000.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

@r0semaryfern @transracc @paynushaver @mrdavidcullen What’s indecent about get your dick sucked?

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

@iUsedToBeADuck Your post sucks. Delete your account.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Just sent everyone an e-bump. (Check your junk folder)

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Ghost Malone

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10 months

@CGdansky Your last name starts with two consecutive consonants. Nobody will ever take you seriously.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Sir, Ghost just signed back up for Tinder.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

Nothing funnier than when a used to be hot chick gets fat. God works in mysterious ways.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

@meangirlpod 10k followers with 8 interactions is absolute insanity. Delete this account. It fucking stinks.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Me telling the Chick-Fil-A drive thru worker about Bobby Bombs.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Pete Deboer: “Jamie Benn, we need you to have a big game tonight. Don’t do anything retarded out there.” Jamie Benn:

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

Gf found my burner. Crap.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

Sesame Street Number of the Day: 0 “The Cavinder Twins have had sex with 0 white guys.”

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Ghost Malone

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6 months

Google knew who I was trying to think of.

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

When you go to , your body emits a hormone that travels through your phone to all of your friends that makes them want to unnecessarily text you at that exact time.

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Ghost Malone

@notaustinpostv4

2 years

Anyone mind if I drink 100oz of CL by myself and open all the presents at child’s bday party next to me?

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Ghost Malone

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1 year

I just reported my DoorDash driver (falsely) for watching child pornography on his phone because he left my food in the hotel lobby instead bringing it to my room. Make the effort, Alberto.

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Ghost Malone

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2 years

Drank 3 airport Bud Lights, kinda wanna kiss the guy next to me now.

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