Bernard Van Dyke @bernardvdyke Twitter profile

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Bernard Van Dyke

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5 months

Seeing your bro regain that sparkle in his eyes

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5 months

BET YOU CAN'T 😮‍💨

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Stats from last night: 11 vodka waters 22 “mind if I squeeze by ya real quick” 1 lady talked to (small talk with my buddies girlfriend) 4 bumps 5 hot chicks that I fell in love with but will never see again

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7 months

You guys think this will work?

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7 months

Falling for this 10/10 times

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1 month

@lindsayslung 5 stack of Cartier love bracelets is nasty work

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5 months

@roadsoda69420 You throw one of those 3s in then close the fridge with your hips?

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5 months

@SpiritofPines @SartoriallyInc @Dr_TacoMD None of the dudes in these replies be puttin that shit on. I ride with Larry & James

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5 months

Made a pro/con list about potentially moving to Chicago

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4 months

Hell yeah, we’re so back

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5 months

@seanb2bseo I just care so much

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2 months

@TailedBetsHQ He’s not slept on, he can’t stay out of trouble. His draft class happened last week

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6 months

@roadsoda69420 Yup, biggg swipe the hands across the neck guy to signal that I’d like my tab closed

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6 months

Do you fw this? @clairo

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6 months

Leaving work early to work on my mid-range jumper

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Bernard Van Dyke

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3 months

Just another case of the Mondays (diabolically horny)

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11 months

@GiannisLamar_ @Haywood80776611 He can’t dribble shoot or pass?? He does not play like a guard. Not saying any of the others would be better, but ???

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3 months

You clearly never been in the trenches #fakeshitter

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3 months

No way people get completely naked wtf 💀

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Bernard Van Dyke

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9 months

Finally getting peace on my own timeline

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3 months

@ThomasWrrld Pipe down panthers fan

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7 months

@GeebMinister It’s Barry Keoghan for W Magazine

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2 months

@Strictlyirene Weird behavior

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3 months

@Snickersbarred Fortnite car

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7 months

@acry4helpp Unfortunate this happened to you - nice to see it from the other side though

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6 months

this the type of shit I been on recently

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9 months

Who the fuck are these people

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10 months

Neon has refollowed Sam admist cheating scandal.

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7 months

Who is the woman next to ice spice. Tell me. Now.

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7 months

she fuckin them nails UP girl i know the feeling i fear she’s too real

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Bernard Van Dyke

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6 months

I fw small boobs just as much as da big ones, maybe even more.

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2 months

Breaking it off with the chick I went out with 5 times was harder than breaking up with my girlfriend of 4 years

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1 month

@raspberhrriies I know Clairo would fw me if she met me.

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3 months

This & a chick who doesn’t forget about the balls

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4 months

Report: active shooter in the area. Please evacuate the premises.

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Bernard Van Dyke

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8 months

This is so fun

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8 months

*cracks knuckles, opens hinge*

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4 months

Save me 2lbs of watermelon & 2lbs of pineapple save meeee

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@bernardvdyke

14 days

You know the drill. Clip some middies & then have about 8-12 drinks. Have a good night everyone.

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1 year

@JeffNadu Pipe down bowl cut boy

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5 months

Anyone know how to get rid of this yellow clock thing? It’s been on all day

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6 months

I must be a virgin cause I’m never around pussies

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6 months

@cambridge_iv Amen to that one

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9 months

Y’all mind?

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6 months

This is how Asians meal prep

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10 months

My nose is bleeding & it’s not from the seats

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2 months

#NewProfilePic

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2 months

@urfavgoober Sorry some dudes just like to party

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

6 months

“My girlfriend & I just got engaged” Yeah that’s cool man, I don’t care. I just bought a new pair of loafers

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

4 months

Unfortunately I am attracted unattainably hot chicks

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

4 months

So everyone just mad horny, huh?

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

3 months

Low key been fuckin heavy w music lately. Anyone else fw music?

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3 months

Cooking

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@bernardvdyke

3 months

Surely this will save me

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@bernardvdyke

2 months

I feel like people born between 2000-2020 should be sold for parts

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Bernard Van Dyke

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7 months

My roommate just took a bunch of shrooms & I told him I was going to tickle him to death�� never seen so much fear in a man’s eyes

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Bernard Van Dyke

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1 month

Pussy

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@bernardvdyke

2 months

@bigcontentguy You gotta get a bit that’s not drooling over 20 year old girls, man.

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5 months

Packing for a lads holiday

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7 months

Gotta lock in for this piss real quick

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2 months

@bongsandbuicks Unfortunate for you. Nice to see it happen from the other side though

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

3 months

Mannn yo grandpa wish he had dis shit

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@bernardvdyke

3 months

Dressing like a grandpa & walking with my hands behind my back. Just enjoying life type shit

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Bernard Van Dyke

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8 months

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

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@bernardvdyke

8 months

Hungover. Eating McDonald’s at the beach. Listening to Men I Trust. Pondering the consequences of my actions.

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Bernard Van Dyke

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6 months

Okay, maybe life is worth living for just a little bit longer

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

6 months

Happy fw me Friday. Y’all fw me?

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

8 months

I must be Swedish the way ya’ll stay on my meat & balls

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Bernard Van Dyke

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4 months

Substance abuse summer is in

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2 months

She’s trying to pull my panties to the side 😭

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2 months

My jump shot could free palestine

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2 months

Muted check

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2 months

jazz + wine + sculpture garden

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Bernard Van Dyke

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6 months

A finance bro has lost his wings

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6 months

Cooking

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7 months

Dude are you okay? You haven’t reposted the latest “almost Friday” picture to your instagram story yet

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

6 months

NYT mini games are taking over my life

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

5 months

Okay when is it my turn to be some chicks gay little boyfriend..?

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Bernard Van Dyke

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6 months

Happy suicidal Saturday. Y’all suicidal?

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

8 months

Sending y’all diva cups so you can fix your drip

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6 months

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please give the balls a little tickle

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6 months

??

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Bernard Van Dyke

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7 months

I know I have a huge drug & gambling problem, but I actually fw sunsets, Men I Trust & being in touch with my feelings

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Bernard Van Dyke

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2 months

Beautiful night for some ball

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Bernard Van Dyke

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18 days

Ooh we got miss deep dish pussy over here. Fucking crotch canyon. The damn Mariana Trench of minge.

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

6 months

Locking in.

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Bernard Van Dyke

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2 months

Not sure how I got onto sec frat burner twitter but I need to get off of it

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Bernard Van Dyke

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1 month

That boy trump lucky asf I wasn’t the shooter

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Bernard Van Dyke

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4 months

Well butter my rump & call me toast

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9 months

“Biggest risk I’ve taken: is downloading hinge”

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

4 months

Yeah we’re allllll the way up

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@bernardvdyke

4 months

Yeah i probably deserve to DoorDash $50 worth of food. I’ve been soooo good

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Bernard Van Dyke

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1 month

Let me be your tradwife bro

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

4 months

bvd sotd. thanks

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

6 months

If you look like this, DM me immediately

slut girl

@hansenkourtney

6 months

#NewProfilePic #JackMeOrClapMe

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

5 months

This is what keeps me going

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

8 months

You’re in her DMs. I’m posted like this in the club because I took too many shrooms. We are not the same.

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Bernard Van Dyke

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2 months

It’s raining but at least I’m on a boat 🕴️

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

7 months

Must be a 6mg zyn the way dudes are always stuffing me in their lips

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

2 months

Yup

Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

2 months

Actually, yes, I would love to go get small plates & cocktails tonight

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Bernard Van Dyke

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4 months

@izziejree Do you fw dudes who love hooping as the sun is setting?

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Bernard Van Dyke

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2 months

🤞🤞

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Bernard Van Dyke

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5 months

Dear sexy ladies, I’m slowly getting sexier day by day so now is your time to buy low. DM for inquiries. -bvd

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

2 months

No bitches. No love. No money. No happiness. No Rick Owens. I’m going to kill myself.

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Bernard Van Dyke

@bernardvdyke

3 months

Sunday. Have a good day.

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Bernard Van Dyke

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4 months

Low key smells like upgangsta in here

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Bernard Van Dyke

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5 months

Weekend eats

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Bernard Van Dyke

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Cat

Pop Crave

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30 days

Today is International Cat Day.

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