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that one nurse

Kansas
Joined April 2009
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@thatswhatTayCed
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5 months
Gatorade nailed the color of their best flavor
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5 months
Crystal clear glacier melt water in Alaska 💦
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10 months
✨32✨
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10 months
oh, December
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8 months
@bigcontentguy I have showed this to every coworker I can find
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10 months
My ovaries are doing cartwheels.
@lilydsmith
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10 months
I need to have a baby expeditiously
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9 months
He’s an 7, but he’s the one Twitter account who hasn’t posted the Sweeney photo so I’m proposing.
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4 months
@DaFiretruck Happy Father’s Day to the men who raised sons who have never done this
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7 months
Day drinking beats night drinking by a mile every time
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10 months
My coworker just said she has a california king WATER BED. Missouri is a lawless land.
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10 months
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21 days
Cathedrals everywhere
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@Cobylefko
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More bridges should look like this
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1 year
windy
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1 year
Girls are gonna girl.
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1 year
@bendergirlfrend My head hurts just from glancing at this photo.
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1 year
Happy Saturday, babes.
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1 year
Every post on here is either a picture of Kevin James or Taylor Swift at Arrowhead.
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10 months
one time for this hair
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10 months
who needs their hair played with and back scratched?
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10 months
What? I’m not drivin’.
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11 months
full pfp drop sneaked into 1991 with a couple weeks to spare
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@tumelomohotji
𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷
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People Born in 1990-1999 Let’s see a picture or video of yourself
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10 months
superior decade
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@missschico
CHICO REDD.
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90’s Babies ONLY. Drop a pic.
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1 year
sundaze
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10 months
Isn’t this the move from Blades of Glory?
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Two bald Eagles lock talons and perform the courtship behaviour called daredevil cartwheel😎
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5 months
Go wander
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9 months
What’s above caffeine, but below cocaine? Too tired to function.
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1 year
rumor has it hockey returned this week
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1 year
💙💙💙
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1 year
It’s mustache MONTH? I’m about to go feral.
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1 year
When you’re too stubborn to DM first.
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11 months
If they don’t recognize that green and yellow logo, they’re too young for you.
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the good old days
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1 year
W (in German).
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7 months
Bra is off on my commute home and this just might become routine
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9 months
I expect this to get negative likes, but just know I’d kiss each of you on the mouth right now.
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10 months
a crispy Diet Coke at 10am has the horsepower of a Ram 1500
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1 year
sweatah weathah
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1 year
that barstool girl that keeps showing up on here going on and on about taylor swift is…is she alright? Like normally, outside of this Taylor/Travis stuff, is she ok?
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10 months
going to find more chardonnay
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1 year
“Sucking on chili dog” is a pretty crazy line to put in a song, to be honest
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1 month
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you, NFL Eve
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6 months
Some of us were never afraid to love Nickelback
@RampCapitalLLC
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Creed or Nickelback?
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10 months
MCI not being a concrete hallway is something I may never get used to
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10 months
where them cords at??
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7 months
First day of spring 💕🌻✨
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9 months
How has no one put him into the Nirvana album cover yet?
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9 months
Wtf happened at Bass Pro yesterday? Ewww.
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10 months
bag secured
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10 months
Have any of you ever had Braums? Do you need it as bad as I do right now?
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10 months
No amount of gloves are keeping my hands warm. Can I borrow your pockets?
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11 months
cesar salad saturday night?
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1 year
fall (taylor’s version)
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11 months
Hey, everyone.
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10 months
preparing my four word response to your five paragraph email
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7 months
@citehchris Look alive @Chilis . Are you taking notes?
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1 year
@bigcontentguy Their apartment is just a hollowed out Oak tree.
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8 months
Big development to my day
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11 months
Told ya 💋
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11 months
Kansas is having a top-tier, fall weather day. Thought you should know!
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1 year
Anytime I follow a new account I give them three tweets to determine if I mute them or not.
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1 year
Sunday in the south. Most importantly, it’s Chiefs game day. ❤️💛
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8 months
Baby doll, there’s no debate. A cherry jolly rancher could bring world leaders together. A cherry jolly rancher is the closest thing some people will ever get to paradise.
@usermooseontwt
moose 🐦‍🔥
8 months
let’s finally end this debate, which one is better?
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1 year
Doubt that the haters (movie theaters that don’t sell alcohol) know that an entire bottle of wine fits inside of a Yeti
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1 year
If they don’t want you at your Kirk Cousins, then they don’t deserve you at your Kirk Thuggins.
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11 months
A couple years ago. A little commotion for the hair that only lasted a week.
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@msacaciaaa
ur fave sports girl
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a couple years ago
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10 months
Back to private! Who’s got the hot gossip?
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9 months
One last time for the regular season.
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2 months
It’s kind of lame, but in college I started using a $20 bill as a bookmark and then when I’d finish the book I’d use the twenty to buy another one. Now it’s an excuse to go into a bookstore rather than download one
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1 year
let’s have a week
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1 year
sent a couple of these out this morning, let’s blame it on the weather
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10 months
Lady at the bar just shouted at the bartender to make her an “EXpresso” martini. I called the cops on her.
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1 year
Please tell me your Twitter is set to dark mode. Please don’t tarnish the perfect idea I have of you in my head.
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11 months
Me and who?
@isles_snob
Isles Snob
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Boston class. #isles
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11 months
Not that it’s a competition (it is) Sausage, egg and cheese >> bacon, egg and cheese All day.
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9 months
How many episodes in a day is too many?
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1 year
kinda cute, idk
@smoove_cold
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1 year
Quote this with a cute short video of yourself.
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1 year
POV: you’re my phone knowing I’m going to doom scroll for hours until all of my siblings arrive to entertain me
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10 months
They don’t know that I’m listening to On the Way by Ryan Cabrera.
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10 months
tried to touch grass, but this works too
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1 year
might get back to dropping this photo after every Chiefs win…tbd
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1 year
Travel nursing contract money is so wild. Sugar mama, wild.
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1 year
first hoodie and shorts day 🤍
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10 months
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER baby in a bar is such a hit
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8 months
What a szn
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1 year
my best friend and I have the same name and she’s the prettiest Taylor you’ll ever meet
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11 months
happy hump day
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11 months
KC doesn’t play this weekend…
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10 months
washed my sheets and made my bed so perfectly before I left last week all just to be able to lay spread eagle on it the second I walk through the door of my house
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15 days
Babe, wake up. September is over :)
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10 months
sitting on my kitchen counter eating ice cream straight out of the carton just a little bit tipsy on a Monday night, who want me
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9 months
Apologies to all the steves
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8 months
Money can’t buy happiness?
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9 months
Nippy out
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@DanRegan_Comedy
Dan Regan
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When we talk about the 80s today it's the same as our Grandparents in the 80s talking about the 40s. Have a nice day!
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