Successfully gaslighted my landlord into getting my deposit back. “Hey, you said it’d come early June and i haven’t seen it yet, do yk when it’ll come?” (He told us we weren’t getting it back) Worked like a charm 🥱
Clicked on the ex’s story (right when i was starting to miss her) and it said subscribe. My life may be a downhill spiral bo mstter how much money i make
Saw my ex for the first time post-breakup, and she got lip fillers (huge lip guy and offered to pay for them for her). I am no longer well. Might throw up
Rip mullet 2024. Wanted to keep you, but my barber had other intentions. I hate that i look professional and clean cut now. (Pic from 2 days ago pre cut)
End of day stats
- 1x throw up in patents brand new landscaping
- 0 fish caught
- down $150 dollars on LSU spread
- 15+ slurs said in the bar while watching the game
If i were president, i would make it illegal for mentally handicapped (retards) of any kind to reproduce in America.
Seen too many second gen tards living shitty lives and I’m sick of it!
#Brad2024
Saturday’s agenda-
✅ “work” at the office
- lift (nasty pump)
- black out in my yard at 6 pm
- go to concert (no clue who’s playing)
- unprotected sex (prearranged unless someone better is at at concert)
- pass out in yard
Sundays agenda-
- drive into oncoming traffic
Slowest day yet at work.
So far I have;
- Taken two 25 minute bathroom breaks
- Made 5 bets that will not hit
- Reread the last 8 weeks of meeting summaries
- Ate all the snacks in the break room
- Argued with strangers online
3 hours left. What am i missing?