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Brad “Backwood” Birch

@brad_birch69

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Size L Peter Millar. Babygronk hater. Daily breathalyzer user. 6’2” on a good day. #HookEmHorns

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@brad_birch69
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11 days
Dumb broad said no sex until i show her the burner, do i do it?
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3 months
@wolktress They really are emphasizing she’s 17, NOT 18
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11 days
Did it. I’m sure she’ll see this (she’s in the bathroom probably doxxing me for my poor bedroom performance rn)
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@bodkin2005 I’m more concerned about finding where i can get one of these. That would be so funny if i got one 😂😂😂
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2 months
@brandincookss First one could be a lot of yall let’s be real, but second guy is a mf tard
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3 months
@CormacWhitener The barstool Nike polo is ATROCIOUS. Just threw up in my mouth in public🥴
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26 days
@jefferyremmers_ Saw the guy on the lefts POV yesterday on his burner. Prob deleted it for obvious reasons. Good stuff
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3 months
Successfully gaslighted my landlord into getting my deposit back. “Hey, you said it’d come early June and i haven’t seen it yet, do yk when it’ll come?” (He told us we weren’t getting it back) Worked like a charm 🥱
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1 month
@NeilDenblomi They got me a 3/6 the other day. I could’ve done better myself, talk about a let down
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18 days
@JohnCox2324 John, this could potentially be very doxxable. Ps interesting dawgs, no hate tho. Brad
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1 month
This how yk it’s an elite pregame shit
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2 months
@elmer181546 Shrink the portions
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3 months
@EBITDAddyLBO Tryna post like Mr. Nonchalant and then responding 5x, real for that
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2 months
Clicked on the ex’s story (right when i was starting to miss her) and it said subscribe. My life may be a downhill spiral bo mstter how much money i make
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2 months
Saw my ex for the first time post-breakup, and she got lip fillers (huge lip guy and offered to pay for them for her). I am no longer well. Might throw up
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3 months
Lollapalooza jersey might be the gayest thing I’ve ever seen
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@sadieemckennaa You regained my follow. Nice lips
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@Zay17995455 There is a 19 year old Sudanese kid on the other end of that phone
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3 months
@Francoknowsball Not a doubt in my mind he’s on here somewhere. If you’re seeing the is bro, get the size medium polo, you’re swimmin in that one 👍🏼
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3 months
@wobblymami @Jaymoqq That explains a lot, we can tell
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2 months
@boobbergLP Fr. The belt don’t lie
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2 months
@bigcheeksz You could’ve left it at “Not a fan of fat chicks.” But i agree
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2 months
@MurrayHillBro22 Classy and polished after getting first date dome is DIABOLICAL
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2 months
Got a 3 pounder here, yall mind?
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3 months
Life since lily lang and hawk tua fell off:
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11 days
That was a terrible mistake
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3 months
@bordenero21530 That’s the best text to receive. Let her know ur free to do whoever you please! Congrats Brad
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28 days
They smell bad, but they do make some good food👍🏾
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2 months
Who’s gonna bite the bullet and be the first Blue Chew NIL athlete
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22 days
@PowerstrokeChad Impressive sauce to chicken ratio. Did you get it all down?
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2 months
@bajablastbabee Domestic abuse looks good on you
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3 months
@DieterRuehle @Tinashe On everything i would let her RUIN me
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2 months
God we whitewashed him so bad i almost feel bad
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3 months
Yea I’m single this time around, but at least i don’t have a girlfriend that acts single whenever you’re not around like half yall do
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3 months
Rip mullet 2024. Wanted to keep you, but my barber had other intentions. I hate that i look professional and clean cut now. (Pic from 2 days ago pre cut)
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3 months
@GamecockDienda Imagine having this guy as your teacher. I think i actually would’ve came to class just to hang with bro
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1 month
Holy post nut clarity, i might kill myself
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29 days
How you gonna act like you’re too good to cheat when u already cheated on him w me before. Make that shit make sense. Females.
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10 days
@moppycleans Looks like she made a second burner acct.
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3 months
@offdapercc Interesting, this is actually me:
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1 month
Sorry prof, got too high tonight. Won’t be getting the assignment in by 12 sorry
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11 days
@AlexM0ran69 Ik dominos wings when i see them
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2 months
I got so drunk i fell and hit my head yesterday, but i also got 13 hours of sleep so i view that as a win
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3 months
@mickmami I looked at this for 5 minutes and genuinely thought this was my ex’s burner. This was not what i needed rn
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1 month
What the spectrum
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2 months
The singular floating seed really thinks it can wreck my night, but i won’t let it. Nice try liberals!
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1 month
Completely blew a stop sign right in front of a cop he just gave me a one 2 finger wave. I love being white
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2 months
Is it possible to beat the “did you add my friend” allegations?
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@moppycleans She also has a burner, so i have that on her too. Is that wife material?
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3 months
@saucebars Even almost got her between the lines. I bet it was one hell of a ride
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2 months
@MurrayHillBro22 Might be controversial, but there’s a 100% chance it goes CRAZY
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@bigdicksammil Fuck a college fund, kids r league bound! Great work, Sam.
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3 months
@gumplover Lil scotty Scheffler footwork i like it
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3 months
@BeauTucker Black socks with the white nmd’s is insane work
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2 months
0/3 this summer on not hitting random dap pens at concerts #fentsaturday
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2 months
Hate seeing people get duis when I’m also drunk driving, but something in my wants to get out and emote on them bc I’m better at it than they are
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@glizzy__goblin_ Anyone else but her and i wouldn’t have.
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3 months
@JerryFerkle Nice Cutco trophy, phaggot
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4 months
@pickleballing69 Applebees song might be the worst song ever created
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4 months
@kashdagr8 Ah hell nah nobody want your big ahh
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2 months
@thelsuchad If you don’t like em then i got a problem with you
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2 months
@bigdicksammil Did Carson beck just accidentally reveal his burner??
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3 months
@saucebars Shut up heavy! She’s very beautiful to me
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End of day stats - 1x throw up in patents brand new landscaping - 0 fish caught - down $150 dollars on LSU spread - 15+ slurs said in the bar while watching the game
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3 months
Can we agree Beckie hill is the farthest thing from hot (without filters etc)
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1 month
@bushleaguepodd Clemson chill tho
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3 months
@fulmersthirdleg Looks like a hell of a time, coach. No wallen hate here
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3 months
Gym bro starting work at my local Qdoba is the best thing to ever happen to me
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2 months
Doesn’t count as getting laced if it’s #FentFriday
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3 months
Nothin better than a lunch break hog crank
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@MarvinSacklyAU Should look nice on you, Marvin. It’s a good investment whether you remember buying it or not
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2 months
@LASparks Pete Davidson getting deep in enemy territory for this one, thinkin he slick
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4 months
@Martposting And the crazy thing is they’ll get one. Women have life on easy mode
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@DTeppersBag Gonna go out on a limb here, Jersey!
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3 months
If i were president, i would make it illegal for mentally handicapped (retards) of any kind to reproduce in America. Seen too many second gen tards living shitty lives and I’m sick of it! #Brad2024
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2 months
@EthicalHoopz @FBGreatMoments Lmao, look at this fag!
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2 months
Saw boss man has a new Range Rover. I will be upping my bathroom breaks from 15 to 25 minutes. Thanks
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3 months
@11kmrn When SHE put it back in for someone else. 10x worse, get real
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Brad “Backwood” Birch
2 months
✅ nasty pump Nearly blacked out at 5 but smoked to sober up and now skipped the concert to play NCAA football - getting laid is to be determined
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2 months
Saturday’s agenda- ✅ “work” at the office - lift (nasty pump) - black out in my yard at 6 pm - go to concert (no clue who’s playing) - unprotected sex (prearranged unless someone better is at at concert) - pass out in yard Sundays agenda- - drive into oncoming traffic
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3 months
@HaroldSJohnson2 I know this guys handicap is <5 just by that sock tan line gah DAYUM
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@hatiniseasy Beer drinker, One of the best plates I’ve seen on this app. Enjoy, Brad P.S. I like your name
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1 month
Ex’s new boyfriend wears under armor shorts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Brad “Backwood” Birch
3 months
Slowest day yet at work. So far I have; - Taken two 25 minute bathroom breaks - Made 5 bets that will not hit - Reread the last 8 weeks of meeting summaries - Ate all the snacks in the break room - Argued with strangers online 3 hours left. What am i missing?
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Brad “Backwood” Birch
2 months
@snowbunnyslopes Don’t do it, big easy. If it wasn’t for the rest of the dimes on the app, i would’ve deleted it solely because of her (my ex)
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2 months
Driving high is so fucking fun it probably should be illegal
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3 months
@wobblymami Ur talking about your fathers passing under a post of your tits..
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Brad “Backwood” Birch
3 months
Homeless guy just walked into the side of my parked car, don’t do drugs yall *unless you’re upper-middle class or higher*
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2 months
Yeah, a few pounders should do the trick. Fuck Michigan. Fuck liberals. Have a day everybody
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@MurrayHillGuy1 MHG is a genius
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Brad “Backwood” Birch
3 months
@sweet_tea_guy You know it’s over when he calls you “Boss”
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3 months
@SirTouches The heart is crazy. I hate you for that, out of jealousy.
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@rooosterx No hate rooster. Drop your nuts!
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29 days
Rueben. Any problems?
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2 months
Qdoba clears. 3x steak than I’ve ever gotten at chopper
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3 months
If someone wants to post something other than their gf today that’d be sick!
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