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Freelance cultural critic | Genteal ambassador

Dixieland
Joined June 2024
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@BeauTucker
Beau Tucker
2 months
Good lord. That’s it, I’m switching to the business school.
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Beau Tucker
2 months
Not pictured were his panda dunks
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Beau Tucker
3 months
So many coons on 30A. this was supposed to be our last outpost. The west is fallen.
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@BeauTucker
Beau Tucker
2 months
@huskerenjoyer Hingle, Spot on. You’ve got a knack for intuitive and astute assessments. But God forbid he find a career in politics #protectthepets #MAGA With pleasure, Beau
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Beau Tucker
16 days
Wonder what this guy thinks about certain minorities
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Meeting some rushees after dinner at the country club. One got ballsy enough to ask me to bring a cigar for him. He thinks everything is sunshine and roses 😂 .
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Beau Tucker
2 months
@ranjeetluvblow Worse. “northern attitude” They’re not even trying to hide it anymore.
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Beau Tucker
4 months
They aren’t “upper deckies.” they aren’t “lip pillows.” They’re zyns you yankee fuckwads. Speak English and get out of my airspace.
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@BeauTucker
Beau Tucker
4 months
All I see is a ball-knower and a go-getter. Talking PCP material. If your rush analysis is that this Memphis bred boy is pike material, time to hang up the hazers chief.
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Chip “Major” McQueen
4 months
welcome to pike
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2 months
@bob69420710 @NeilDenblomi Bob, I’m afraid it’s a required class: Cumala Harris Marxism 101. Fed up with my major, Beau
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3 months
Not smathers, but I fw it so hard. Thoughts?
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Sick shirt man. You know what they say, talk the talk, walk the walk. #sigmapi
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3 months
@fulmersthirdleg Wallen? Coach, the libs aren’t suing you, they’ll probably get some fellatio action from an average Knoxville fella like you #poser
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Yes, I am birds enjoyer. Any uga KD’s wanna talk abt it in the dm’s?
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Beau Tucker
1 month
Going stealth mode. Libs trying to sabotage Beau.
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2 months
3rd day in a row seeing a hijab clad woman in the Vestavia Hills/Mountain Brook area. What’s going on here? Concerned, Beau
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19 days
@DrunkenCooterB If he wanted cablz, he would’ve stolen some already by the looks of him.
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Beau Tucker
2 months
Had to pull out Mother Earth’s laxatives.
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3 months
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@HoopThereItIz
Eric Hooper
3 months
You’re on a long road trip and stop at a gas station. You get one drink, one bag of chips, one candy, and one movie to watch for the ride. What are y’all choosing
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Beau Tucker
3 months
I got my nose in the bag, ass on the couch Not a worry in the world with my nose in this pouch Life is good today Life is good today
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3 months
@eddiesburner1 I have spread my white seed on these white sands. These are the lands of white blood.
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Beau Tucker
12 days
Can’t escape ConCon
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Beau Tucker
1 month
In the lab, watching film. Put me in coach.
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Beau Tucker
25 days
@BlackMarquarius Yeah cuh, make my hair look like broccoli and lemme get a low taper. Betskiii 🤙
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Beau Tucker
3 months
🤞
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Beau Tucker
15 days
Buddy has played house music the entirety of our 5 hour car ride. I’m about to crack. Send prayers, but not for me.
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Beau Tucker
2 months
Marlboro southern cuts, million domestics in the fridge to choose from, David Allan Coe gems on the jukebox and a gentle breeze in Dixie, dove this weekend. I’ve officially hit my prime.
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3 months
Yup this’ll do
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27 days
Glad to see that I have reserved parking
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Beau Tucker
2 months
Ig u could say that Tridelt and Theta had some great new pc’s roll in
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@BeauTucker
Beau Tucker
3 months
Yeah bro, must be nice walking through nigshit and tent city to drop your kids off for drag queen story hour. I’ll stick to my slice of heaven in Dixieland ya Guido. #sorrynotsorry
@harrisondubay
harrison 🚋
3 months
most goated region on planet earth u can’t change my mind
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3 months
Call in the cavalry. I need backup
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Wine drunk (I’m about to crank it)
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Beau Tucker
2 months
Don’t want to self-dox by posting the full video interaction but this dude at the gas station just figured out about rich homie quan and told me he was getting a black and mild 😭😭 not making this shit up
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Women, if y’all wear these respectfully my dm is open
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Allow Gent and I to educate you on the art of the ‘Que
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1 month
@colonelslander1 Colonel, Time to hang up the cablz, log off and get bitched out by your wife daily. Regretfully, Beau
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Just devoured a delicious blackened grouper, restaurant aux was set to Dead, ABB, and Jerry Garcia Band. Fore/4 experience.
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Beau Tucker
3 months
@JWentfederal Surely you have a yeti laying around
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Beau Tucker
2 months
The fuck am I looking at
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Beau Tucker
25 days
@mcdangerwood @UTKFraternity Literally could not think of a worse bio
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Beau Tucker
3 months
The og cups are back. Redwave incoming
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Yall mind if a fella gets rowdy to 4/08
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Beau Tucker
2 months
Mom gets it. #thanks
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4 months
@OsamaBenDrinkin Props to any Memphis patriots at the bog
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Beau Tucker
3 months
High school teacher sent this to me and a buddy 😂 One of us?
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Beau Tucker
1 month
Cleaned out the boys pockets, going to settle down to some WSP concerts on the tube and have a pledge bring me Taco Bell. Is there anything I’m forgetting on my checklist for a good weekday night?
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Found my boy doing some light reading. Gent is going to make his massa a most delectable pecan pie.
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Recent addition to the wigwam. Just living the high life.
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Beau Tucker
3 months
@JimmyRingwald They always got me wondering how they got bids
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Beau Tucker
2 months
Insta ads without fail before my opening weekend back home. Mtn Brook location, prepare yourself. Beau is about to drop a bag.
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Thoughts?
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Costco dog. Thanks mom
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Mom made me tomato pie for lunch, finishing it down with some Arnold Palmer. Proud to say I’m not a resident of section ape.
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2 months
@goatcolonelreb If it burns when you pee…
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Beau Tucker
3 months
@MurrayHillBro22 Fake spike Matthew stafford style
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Beau Tucker
4 months
To those asking in my dm’s: no, Margot Robbie’s child is not mine.
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Beau Tucker
2 months
Mecca
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Beau Tucker
1 month
Some fruit of the sea on campus, and not half-bad. Let’s get this weekend started.
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Gay dudes at a Morgan wallen concert, who would’ve figured?
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3 months
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Beau Tucker
20 days
@OxfordPolice That’s my buddy Bubba in red
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Let’s get after it today.
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Beau Tucker
1 month
@SMseacrest Eric, Love me some Gus’s. Good eats. Beau
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Beau Tucker
23 days
Deep in enemy territory rn. Shoutout to Molson-Coors for injecting me with my will to live.
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@BeauTucker
Beau Tucker
3 months
Can’t wait to see mullet Moby Dick and his gf (next My 500 lb Life star) repping this shit at dega
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CookedByTheHack🛞💨
3 months
New NASCAR Hey Dude shoes coming soon…
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3 months
@bigtensucks9 O/U on amount of times he flexed his biceps that day to hoes
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3 months
@bigtensucks9 I think the bv has periods synced currently
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Gonna log off. Someone let me know when my feed will be back to my normal preferred content.
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3 months
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3 months
@LatinxJeff Looks like a downgrade to me
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3 months
@sketchy_cactus There’s usually a deal going down in the parking right outside the red pier by this REI so stock up on that 901 dust
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Today reeks of crushed, liberal delusion. Yup, I’m a #patriot . 👍
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Stews + bag
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Permission to have a day?
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Beau Tucker
2 months
@jewish_cpa Good lord Corpy. Going to hate to see the section 8 stench descend upon our hidden gem. Seriously, if you listen to “electronic music” and/or have used food stamps, stay the fuck out of homewood. This is a pool hall and brewery, stick to sidebar for zoo rituals. Concerned, Beau
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Just met butch jones in the central bbq bathroom. Thank you for your service. #fuckthevols
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Beau Tucker
3 months
@bigtensucks9 Some ole miss sigma nu’s are about to lynch you MILF
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Boars head and brew. Thanks
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Got the beer shits. Call that shit fecal alcohol syndrome.
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Beau Tucker
1 month
Mountain brook people suffer from inbreeding. Not like hick West Virginia inbreeding, but like aristocratic medieval Europe inbreeding.
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Beau Tucker
3 months
When this dime tells me it’s my time to send nudes I’m going to pull a WSP hat hat-trick on her.
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Lot of japs taking swings nowadays but ig it’s better than watching Muslim endorsed ball
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Woah there
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@BeauTucker
Beau Tucker
25 days
Genuinely don’t understand how some of y’all don’t invest into some half decent glassware considering how much y’all smoke. Y’all have water bottle plastic and 6 month old geeb water circulating in your noggin rn.
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@BeauTucker
Beau Tucker
2 months
@NotBronny_james Great pic of us @NotBronny_james . Glad your ball and chain let us get rowdy this weekend. They can’t keep a white man down.
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Beau Tucker
3 months
@CletusEnsonIII Cletus, it was hopping a few weeks ago with stews. Nice little place, but tent city outside of the venue. Watch your wallet and women. -Beau
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Breakfast of ball knowers
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Beau Tucker
4 months
Will any bag men be present in bham?
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Up to no good
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Gm BV, making tracks to family vacay in Florida.
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Beau Tucker
3 months
I paused my game to be here
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Beau Tucker
1 month
@BRotsniffer @Volballover16 Got a coaster and a plethora of shirts around here somewhere.
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Me showing back up at the bar after the guys paid for my Uber early because I’m “too drunk”
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Beau Tucker
2 months
Welp. I guess I’m moved in
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Hold up. This homemade daiquiri fucking good. This is what #flagship conservative mom performance is @ liberals
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Having a 45 year old mom means you drink all the left over Prosecco when her brunch party leaves. Best booze is #free booze
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Beau Tucker
3 months
Shit so hard, my asshole hurts worse than a pikapp’s on big brother night
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