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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

In a bit of a pickle here.. do not have a rescue pup… but rescued the dog inside me🤝.. chat response here?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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2 months

On a date rn with a girl straight out of Ireland and I can’t understand a word she is saying lmao.. she is hot af someone plz give me something to get her back with me. Will check phone in 30 min

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

Chat I may be onto something here ?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Oh, your Hinge date didn’t sleep with you after Date 3 at Carbone and a $250 bill? Sorry bro, I bought her one vodka soda at The Spaniard on Saturday and finished the job for you Built different

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

To truly date someone in NYC, you have to battle: - 15 hinge matches - 5 bar guys - 2 coworkers - hometown friend - “the ex” - the girls GC - the 2-month ick moment It's like navigating an obstacle course, but instead of a trophy, you get a collection of great date stories

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Accurate experience of what it’s like inside my brain

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Ok chat, let’s play this one out together. Will respond with the most liked response tomorrow. Let’s go

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Just saw my sister on my Hinge standouts. Reported and App deleted until further notice. No further questions at this time.. I’m cooked

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

Part 2… this line is officially goated.. it’s a layup now. use and tag me in your W’s

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Hot NYC girl starter pack: • Wears Alo and Lululemon • Fake marketing job • Dad in finance or law • Raya membership • Watches reality TV • Min 3k ig followers (50+ unread DMs) • Wears Baccarat Rouge • Owns Cartier or Van Cleef bracelet • Hates the Spaniard, still goes

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

Buddy went on a first date last night.. what a turn of events. This really may be the one for him?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Holy.. it worked! Well done chat!! Will play again this week 🙂

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@Bill52995699

1 month

@MurrayHillBro22 Tell her you’re disbarred

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

Sunday routine for NYC millenial yuppie • wake up hungover • try to piece together what you did ln • quick goon sesh • coffee & bagel run • gym time • shower • set up hinge dates for next wk • scroll on couch for 2 hrs • Sunday scaries set in • pop gummie • bedtime

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

I think I want a girlfriend strictly on Sundays… (strictly not in football season) Wake up - sex Go grab coffee together Gym - solo Come back lunch is made Round 2 Laundry is washed AND folded Healthy dinner is made Watch a comedy movie Don’t speak for a week Me and who?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

28 days

Happy debate night, use this line wisely

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Why when a girl is done with you she talks to you like she in HR or something?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

19 days

New girl started at my job this week, beautiful brunette mid. Everyone’s been super friendly since she got here; morale is high. Cute chicks in the office are good for the soul … might be the only perk of working in-person.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

8 days

Co-worker turned 25 today, and when I asked him if he has any goals, he said he had only three: to run the NYC Marathon, bench 225, and find a girlfriend. Bro is going to make at least 2 out of 3.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

21 days

NYC Girlboss Starter Pack - Works 70+ hours per week - Always complaining about work - Ignores legions of Hinge/Raya dudes - Only goes out in SoHo/WV - Dinners 4x a week - Tons of designer jewelry & bags - 5am Equinox classes - Amex - “I got this round” - “Sorry, I’m so busy”

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

Just ran into a former smokeshow from HS Late 20s is the age when chicks who were hot and popular in high school start to gradually become fat & ugly while the girls who were reserved and mousy quietly become babes I thought this was a meme until I saw it firsthand Here for it

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

18 days

Jewish-American Princess (JAP) Starter Pack • Grew up in NJ or LI • Sleepaway camp alum • Went to Big Ten college • Van Cleef necklace • Crusty white family dog • Only dates finance guys • Had fake blonde phase • Slowly becoming her mom • Bi-monthly ig travel stories

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Post Labor Day in NYC: -All interns are gone -Rich Hamptons ppl back -Fall weather/hoodies -PSL ig stories -Football szn -Hinge/Cuffing season imminent -Yogurt pants starting to be worn again Life is good, we are back!

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

9 days

NYC first date starter pack: - Get number off app or at bars (WV) - Text Sunday night - Drinks Thursday at a nearby bar - 2 $20 cocktails - Pretend to care about job - Back to the crib - Text me when home safe - Ghost each other but run into each other at Trader Joe's bi-weekly

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

19 days

Beautiful Mid Starter Pack: - 6/10 to 7.9/10 - Goes to gym but can out-eat you - 50+ inbound Hinge likes - Works hard in bed - Great mom qualities - Cries a lot - Gets along with the bros - Reality TV expert - Lowkey best type of woman

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19 days

@MurrayHillBro22 Please explain what a beautiful mid is

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

13 days

My Ideal Woman: • 5’ to 5’6” • Likes sports/fitness • No fupa • Has a hot mom • Funny • Has Twitter acct • Lives in NYC • Likes dogs • Eats Meat • Not annoying • Big naturals • Doesn’t like me

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

16 days

Hear me out … Trader Joe’s on a Sunday afternoon has better talent than any bar in the West Village Hot chicks in athleisure as far as the eye can see, looking like snacks while shopping for snacks

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

10 days

Go to The Spaniard. Order a vodka soda. Order ten. Tell some girl you’ve never met she’s a beautiful mid. Send out a flurry of “you up?” texts. Do a line in the bathroom. Get kicked out after you vomit all over the floor. Dust yourself off and grab some halal cart. Stumble home.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

18 days

Dude Visiting NYC Starter Pack • “Let’s goooo” • Handle of Tito’s • “What’s the move tn boys” • “Where the hoes at” (talks to 0 women) • “The Big Apple ain’t ready” • Blacks out before midnight • 3am halal • “I love this city!”

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

25 days

Me when I see one of my former hinge matches at the Spainard across the bar

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

28 days

It’s crazy how many of my late 20 year-old and 30-something friends receive monthly financial assistance from their parents. Is this a modern development or has it always been like this?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

Last night, the girl I brought back asked my doorman: “Has MHG brought home girls before?” Wild question to ask but he said no, never. It worked out, but I gotta have a talk with him and let him know to say “a few” if that happens again. Or was that the move. Thoughts?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

23 days

NYC Chad Starter Pack - $150k+ job in fin or tech - Jacked to the gills - Fuckboy fade - Lulu ABC pants - Fresh white sneaks - Arcteryx vest - Rolex - Trust fund - Harem of Hinge chicks

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Alright chat, no more messing around here.. can’t fumble this one.. let’s play again, sending most liked response !

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

I love hearing about my co-workers’ social lives. One is doing a 30-day sober detox because she got too drunk, another got brunch & had a picnic. I told them I had a quiet weekend Little do they know I was in a dive bar at 3am & had unprotected sex w/ a random girl I’d just met.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Shooters shoot ? Rizz

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

16 days

Former Frat Star living in NYC Starter Pack: - Works in finance - Never used a condom in his life - Lives with his frat bros in a 2 BR flex - Amex gold card - “Works been so busy” - Always has a bag - Gambling addiction - X Burner Account - Chipotle lover - Commitment issues

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

Buddy is 100% cooked I can’t even help him

Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

Buddy went on a first date last night.. what a turn of events. This really may be the one for him?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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30 days

Hot Chick City Sunday starter pack: -Wake up hungover 11 am -Go for a walk/grab a coffee -Core Power Yoga -Online shopping on Revolve -Text group chats -Nap -Ignore 30 dudes -Uber eats Thai food -Watch love is blind -Call Mom -Go to sleep What I miss?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

Typical Sunday Scaries 6 PM Checklist for NYC gooner: • Scroll Uber eats/order Thai food • Dread work week • 30 min hot shower • Swipe on hinge, ignored by 10+ ppl • Throw on Adam Sandler movie • Scroll on phone • Sleep Gummy • Lights off Reading sesh • Sleep 8+ hours

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

21 days

No girl OR guy is a “bad texter” TRUST ME… In today’s age we are all on our phones. If they want to answer, they will. Stay true to yourself, kings and queens. Thoughts?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

13 days

With deep regret, I must announce that I was forced to end things with a long-time situationship today. She invited me to a family event & was in shock when I denied. I realized that it just wasn’t there for me. I wish her well in her future dating endeavors.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

16 days

One of the major unspoken downsides of dating in NYC is that there’s a 1-in-10 chance the girl you’re talking to has smashed a professional athlete, musician, or politician’s son Tough scene out here sometimes

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

20 days

How to respond to “Hey” or any other boring line…👑

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Happy Friday, It's 2011 You’re listening to the new Mac Miller mixtape w the boys, sipping vodka mixed with Gatorade You just fingered the girl you sit next to in AP Chem Life is good Little did you know, 13 years later you'd be stuck with Excel sheets & shitty Hinge dates 🥹

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

13 days

My first roommate in NYC, an IB analyst & former D1 basketball player, would always order Insomnia Cookies 4-5x a week Whenever I’d ask him to come run or workout, he’d say he was busy Six years later, he’s ballooned to at least 250lbs, but he has a smoking hot gf Worth it?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Temperature in the low 50s in NYC this morning Cuffing season is officially upon us The race to find a cozy situationship you can bring to holiday parties starts now Go (DMs are now open)

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

Hoodie season is here, football is coming, and roster cuts will be made... Time to act like we knew those players all along and pretend we’re devastated they got cut! Welcome to the best time of the year!

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

22 days

Burnerverse E-Girl Starter Pack • Regular thirst traps • 40 bodies minimum • Tweets every half hour • Beautiful mid • Good banter • Works in marketing • Daddy issues • Lowkey alcoholic

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

14 days

Just went into my workplace bathroom to scroll on my phone & get away from my boss From the stall next to mine, I hear the Pornhub intro jingle, followed by a voice muttering “shit!” Judging from the shoes, it was Josh from accounting Josh is having a rough one today

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

This line may be so stupid that it actually works?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

@TheDegenWeekly Used this.., ty

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

11 days

The girl you’re seeing casually now will likely end up a beloved wife and mother one day Chances are your future wife is in a casual situationship herself right now This is the circle of life It’s best to treat the women you’re seeing with dignity

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

27 days

In my experience, there’s a direct correlation between how messy a girl’s room is and how heartily she sucks my trouser snake As my late grandpa used to say “clothes on the floor, she’s a whore”

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

@maggiecg12 Message Send Failed

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

22 days

These chicks not tagging the hotter friend in their instagram post is an act of war 😒

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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2 months

@Greene_MLB Wait banger

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

29 days

Confirmed it works

Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Follow up message of the day: With a smile like that, I know your inbox is flooded. Getting straight to it - Drinks next week?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

3 months

This is the same person… come on ladies ! (I still swiped right)

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

26 days

Went to an old-school barber for years. Tough-as-nails 70yo Italian guy. But my hair never ended up looking the way I wanted it to. Recently started going to a flamboyant male stylist who’s gayer than a two dollar bill — and my haircuts have never been better.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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1 month

Once dated a 9 (10s don't exist) - most boring relationship ever She was a good person & still friends but I've learned you're better off with a 7/10 with genuine synergy than a model-tier GF Looks often compensate for personality/interests, leading to a boring relationship

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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1 month

FUCK.. GG’s chat… we took it too far, but best believe I will be back!! 🫡🤝

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

20 days

“We’re girlfriend guys. Of course we have to ‘Check if we can golf this weekend.’” “We’re girlfriend guys. Of course we got a husky for our two-bedroom apartment.” “We’re girlfriend guys. Of course we can’t make it out to the bars tonight.” “We’re girlfriend guys. Of course we

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

19 days

@notbrockolivo This is going to be the best sex of your life.. 35 seconds max ?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

26 days

Just saw a heavy-set girl (cute face) screaming and crying next to a 6’1” jacked guy, pleading “don’t break up with me, Tim!” Girl, he was gone the second you started skipping the gym and eating Twinkies.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

15 days

If my wife isn’t a beautiful mid I don’t want it.. take notes

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

7 days

October in’s and out’s: In’s: 1. Sliding into DMs 2. Playoff Baseball 3. Focusing on goals 4. Not being hungover Saturdays (Sundays ok) 5. Checking in with the homies/ladies Out’s: 1. Cuffing Szn 2. Listening to Diddy 3. Ghosting 4. Added Sugars 5. Losing 10 leg Parlays

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

28 days

This mornings West Side Highway Run Stats: -6 miles completed -Fell in love 27 times, yes I counted -52 dogs seen -3 former hinge matches ran by, awkward wave to 2/3.. hope the 3rd texts me Let’s have a day!

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

21 days

Imagine taking your Hinge conversations too seriously. Gentlemen, if you cannot derive a bit of humor from the sad state of the modern dating experience, than you are likely a dull, gloomy person.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

25 days

I spilled coffee on my laptop while on a Zoom meeting I had two Bumble dates flake on me I almost got hit by a car walking to the gym Friday the 13th is no joke … Stay safe out there, burnerverse

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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9 days

Exactly 1 year ago today, I broke up with my ex at a wedding. It hit me that she was not the one and it was time to move on. Since then, I’ve learned so much and became my true self. One year later, yesterday I saw my best friend marry his best friend. Love is real! Be patient!

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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21 days

Went on one date with a girl 6 years ago…never spoke again afterwards but still follow each other on IG Just saw she got engaged last weekend What could have been.. I’m glad I was apart of her story! I find myself rooting for them! Anyone else have these long time orbiters?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Alright I’m officially a private account for the time being lol .. whoops help

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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3 months

Slow day in the office folks… shooters shoot?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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27 days

MHG’s father went to work on September 11th, 2001 in the WTC. He left the building before the attacks, but realized he had left his wallet inside. He tried hard to go back inside to get it, but thank god he was not allowed. I am fortunate today and everyday!! #Remember911 🇺🇸

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

15 days

Use this Prompt on your profiles. You’re welcome

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

2 months

My boy was dating this girl for years, super nice chick with a pretty face but was always a bit chubby Recently she hopped on ozempic and is now a legit smoke show God saw that my boy loved her for who she was and rewarded him with a dime piece. I’m truly rooting for them!

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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2 months

Rizz rizz rizz

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Alright chat.. I’m going to keep this going for as long as possible. What accent should I use and say? 😂😂

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

1 month

Just left the gym, walking home when some 70 year-old dude goes “looking pretty big there guy” Why can’t it ever be a hot chick😔

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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24 days

You should be required to pass a basic physical fitness test before you’re allowed to become a fanatical sports fan. Something really sad about seeing a morbidly obese man yell and scream at professional athletes on TV.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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2 months

@Exysay_Eastbay Haha bro I couldn’t understand anything

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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2 months

@lunchboxboomer 😂😂😂 don’t even hide her pics bro.. this is Bannable material

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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18 days

MHG’s worst first date story: Matched with (what I thought was) a beautiful mid, planned drinks. Date shows up at least >30lbs heavier than any of her pictures. I don’t endorse ghosting, but in this case I had to conduct a tactical escape as soon as possible. What’s yours?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillGuy1

11 days

I want the world to succeed.. use this Hinge/Bumble prompt. It works

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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23 days

My boy at the Spaniard trying to stop me from talking to the 4.5/10 at 3am after striking out with my wife

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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12 days

Just walked by Ampersand, saw at least 15 dates. By my quick scan only 4 of the dudes are getting second dates. 1 of those 4 is definitely getting some action tonight. Now off to the Spaniard!

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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13 days

I work in FiDi and going out for lunch every day makes me feel like I’m in another country All kinds of strange languages, no white people (besides finance bros), homeless people everywhere, rallies / protests on every block Worst neighborhood to be in during the workweek

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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15 days

Pro work tip: Join a team’s call by yourself so your status shows busy for as long as you want.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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1 month

@kevinwestgirth Gotta switch up the work on hinge from time to time.. I was this past week Kev! Let’s hear your response

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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14 days

This could be the beautiful mid I am looking for! Chat, how should I respond? Most liked will be sent…

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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26 days

New guy at work started this week. He already has not showed up to the office (on his second day) and is off Friday for a wedding. Said he has a personal health issue he’s dealing with but is toughening it out today. Is this what our new America is?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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1 month

What Your Bro Vest Says About You: Arcteryx: Outdoorsy vibes but work 70hrs/week in IB, haven’t left the city in 2 months. Patagonia: Frat boy in college, got away with some bad stuff. Barbour: Pretend English gentry, actually from North Jersey. Lululemon: Closeted homosexual

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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1 month

Ladies and Gents I just fumbled this so hard lol .. MHG fail someone save me

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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28 days

What Your First Date Location Says About You Rooftop: classy & cool Cocktail bar: arrogant, edgy Dive bar: big risk, could work or bomb Active activity: try-hard but might lead to sexercise Ice cream: suburban, dumb, and fat Coffee walk: values time, might seem cheap tho

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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16 days

She isn’t answering that “How was your weekend?” Sunday night text

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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20 days

Most Annoying City Sounds • Upstairs neighbors stomping • Outlook inbox ding • Homeless guy rambling • Cars honking • Sirens • Teams call tone • Babies crying • Hinge date yapping • Your alarm clock on a Monday morning What else?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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23 days

Wait what.. this may work?

Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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29 days

@wobblymami Do I try this chat?

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