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Neil Denblomi

@NeilDenblomi

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‘70s kid who enjoys spending time on the grill. Proud conservative, family man, and probably sipping a cold michelob ultra. 2nd amendment advocate 🇺🇸

Bluffton, SC
Joined May 2024
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19 days
Lucky me, secured a walk-in. Color coded to impress the broads.
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Probably the hardest decision I have to make on a daily basis. #petermillar
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2 months
I have nearly $20,000 riding on $NVDA to hit that $130/share mark. If it hits, I will buy everyone who likes this post a Peter Millar polo. Might even throw in rainbows.
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@ii_analyze Promote that man
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@chickenjoeskers Middle of the fairway too is crazy
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Drove all the way to Chick fil a just to realize…
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25 days
Shrink the game.
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@cccfatherof3 Why even work hard? Just be born into it. Something the left wouldn’t know about
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@bigbbwmeat Are we gonna keep playing eye tag or you gonna holla at ya boy? Talking to you in the red bikini, now come over and motor boat me. I said now.
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@clippedszn “On god I’m bout to crash out” 🤓
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@stinkycuuter The two kids with their heads down are checking notis rn. Then also the ginger, as gingers always have burners. Have a day.
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@rebmarketfiend Talk about a heffer. Thats a real lady, don’t listen to the comments. Bet the back door tasted like Thanksgiving gravy.
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@HaterReport_ Jared is funny I can’t lie. The nails make me want to hate him, but his personality might outweigh his fruity actions.
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@hammlittle Nose reduction + boob job. Then I’ll be a bidder. Thanks. -Neil
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@DKsBurnerAcc Bumping breakeven too, he’s valid.
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@NeilDenblomi
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2 months
I spent around $2k on all of my golf equipment. Just shot a 101. Should I buy a lesson or a new driver?
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@AlexM0ran69 I think everyone is either a Michelob guy or a corona guy. Personally, the only thing I like from south of the border is the women. Thanks.
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@jimmyribz2 They’re trying to tell you something my man…
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@NeilDenblomi
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27 days
What are the liberals gonna say now? And yes, it’s smathers.
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25 days
Kent State? Sigma Sigma Sigma? If you were going to Kent State (for whatever reason), hope you see this.
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@cowboyhabibi Lmaoooo no shot she called you out for spending more time on Twitter than with her and you only respond to buying dinner more than once😭😭😭
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Dude let me have a day
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@FreeMyDad420 Rare Busta miss
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2 months
If you’re a girl walking her golden retriever, I will pet your dog as a conversation starter. #gameisgame
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A 6am tee time is always good in theory. Man I need some sleep but let’s have a day.
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2 months
If the light turns yellow and your first instinct is to hit the brakes, go ahead and unfollow me.
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@schneathjohnson Thought this was funny Schneath. Dont take the hate too seriously. Cheers. - Neil
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1 month
Why do black peoples love buttoning the top button on a polo?
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@NeilDenblomi
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2 months
It’s a good day to have a good day. Stay tuned.
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I will never understand people who button the top button on a polo or dress shirt with no tie. You are such a geek.
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1 month
Going in for the monthly chop. Wish me luck fellas (and ladies😘)
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Can’t believe people still go band for band. How many Chick-Fil-A lifetime points do you have? #100kclub
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Shall we, per say, have a day? #petermillar
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HAHAHAHAA WE STRIKE AGAIN BABY. HOW IS IT SO EASY😹
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2 months
It amazes me that they just let anyone vote.
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@hammlittle Nose reduction + boob job. Then I’ll be a bidder. Thanks. -Neil
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I smell a Spain trip coming up. Can never shop too early. What yall know about Marine Layer?
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Ending the internship with a major BOOM💥! Got a signed Deion Sanders football. Life is good.
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@VortexBack2024 Vortex, I feel like we are gonna get along just fine.
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@CocoCriisp Nice Lawrence. Once you know she’s the one, bring out Seventh Woods. You’ll thank me later.
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Never was able to see this. Neil has been firing on all cylinders recently. A real lady’s man some might say.
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@RogerTheDriller Those chompers are throwing me off.
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2 months
Ended up taking my buddy on the dinner offer. Currently getting wined and dined. If he reaches for my private square I’ll yell out my safe word. Guess what that is…
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1 month
About to open yet another credit card. Why do only the whites take advantage of this system?
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2 months
Wanted to grab dinner with a friend before I head out of town tomorrow and he suggested a late dinner and a horror movie… is he trying to…? #sus
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Shower beers ARE NOT overrated
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Now that we’re older, I’ll admit that it was me taking your mechanical pencils.
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Bout to whoop some butt in the 60+ pickleball league 😈
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Thought she was the one… gonna miss those green eyes. Pray for me, this will be tough to recover from.
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What if I told you I’m the student and the teacher? Ready to teach these kids a thing or two about the college life.
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@TheSteveBalboni Why was his eye contact so on point in every pic. Don’t ask how I saw so many pics. Thanks.
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Just arrived at the college town and all of a sudden hinge and tinder are on my phone!? Must be something in the air.
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2 months
To everyone who’s riding with me, we have an update! I have taken my winnings for now and will hop back in soon. Made $500 today. Gonna hop back in, get that number to 2-3k and we’ll withdraw. I smell the PM polos already! Get your orders in!
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I have nearly $20,000 riding on $NVDA to hit that $130/share mark. If it hits, I will buy everyone who likes this post a Peter Millar polo. Might even throw in rainbows.
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@mxrsic Fuck you and your pronouns. Now let me enjoy the break. Thanks. -Neil
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Move in day complete. Mini fridge loaded. Cheers 🍻
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Neil’s having a Friday night in with eddy and za. Will report back once this monsters destroyed. Hope everyone’s enjoying themselves. Cheers.
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Are these the new trendy shoes? Gtfo.
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@BillyChampCook Lmao word doc called investment banking. Kids going places 🤣
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@BigBussaC I can smell those hanes socks from here. Please put your shoes back on. Thanks. - Neil
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@vkartelll Tough question, give me the right though. Slight edge.
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Told mother I needed $400 for books this semester. Sent immediately. Does she really think I’m buying books? Appreciate you funding my addictions ma.
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Late to work, don’t care. Let me enjoy my Wednesday commute.
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Nothing pisses me off more than seeing someone smile and their big ass gums are showing
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@snicklefritz_0 Used to buy tons of gear after looking through Eastbay magazines. Thanks for tugging on my emotional strings Chris. Needed this.
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How come every guy with a prosthetic leg is automatically jacked? #highthoughts
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Enjoy the weekend fellas.
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@cccfatherof3 Nice engagement farm CCC. I see right through you.
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Am I on the clock? Perhaps. Will I have some beers? Indeed.
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This has got to be a burner Uber driver account. Right? Nervous drive to the airport if not.
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Currently have the hottest waitress with an accent while on vacation. Requesting she spits in my food and drinks. Thanks.
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@yexpabf Now this Harvey is the truth. Will make the switch in the next year or so. Thanks for the reminder.
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@Percalator30 This is so elite 😭
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@bringbackmullen A cease and desist will be on the way guaranteed. Nice work tho, may get an internship from this.
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@ladiesman0691 Just got a seizure from that polo. Thanks Rich.
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@kyrahthompson2 OF? Asking for a friend.
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@CocoCriisp Have room for good ol Neil? Would love to even out that ratio young man. I still got some moves from back in the day.
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@saucebars Open that mouth up Willy, sake coming at ya hot.
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I’ve played CFB so much that the left side of my left hand hurts cause I’ve been gripping the controller for so long, day after day. Anyone else have this problem? May be early set arthritis.
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Facebook marketplace with an enticing offer today
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There has to be more to life than joining my company’s book club...
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2 months
I’m finally gonna stand up to Twitter shadow banning me. First you remove my tweets. Then you send warnings to suspend my account. Next is elimination. If you all don’t hear from me soon, just know I’d never do anything to Neil. I fear the end is near.
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If you work out on vacation you’re a pussy. Point blank.
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@halessnicoleee_ Good thing there’s a holiday in two days. Lock in Hales.
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2 months
Day 1 in the burnerverse has been a complete success. Had a tweet gain some traction and received a hate message. Love the community.
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Buddy just secured a chick that’s curvier than an hour glass in under an hour from hinge. She’s already otw… O/U 1.5 STD’s?
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Lunch time and I’m getting Tex-Mex yet again… why does it just never get old?
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@NeliusTheBanker Don’t disrespect DFW Cornelius. I don’t play that shit. Thanks.
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2 months
If you piss all over public toilet seats I actually can’t stand you. Have some damn class. This is why I can’t be in public areas.
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