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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

8 days

In a bit of a pickle here.. do not have a rescue pup… but rescued the dog inside me🤝.. chat response here?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

18 days

On a date rn with a girl straight out of Ireland and I can’t understand a word she is saying lmao.. she is hot af someone plz give me something to get her back with me. Will check phone in 30 min

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

Chat I may be onto something here ?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

15 days

Oh, your Hinge date didn’t sleep with you after Date 3 at Carbone and a $250 bill? Sorry bro, I bought her one vodka soda at The Spaniard on Saturday and finished the job for you Built different

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

20 days

To truly date someone in NYC, you have to battle: - 15 hinge matches - 5 bar guys - 2 coworkers - hometown friend - “the ex” - the girls GC - the 2-month ick moment It's like navigating an obstacle course, but instead of a trophy, you get a collection of great date stories

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

13 days

Accurate experience of what it’s like inside my brain

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

9 days

Ok chat, let’s play this one out together. Will respond with the most liked response tomorrow. Let’s go

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

14 days

Just saw my sister on my Hinge standouts. Reported and App deleted until further notice. No further questions at this time.. I’m cooked

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

Part 2… this line is officially goated.. it’s a layup now. use and tag me in your W’s

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

26 days

Buddy went on a first date last night.. what a turn of events. This really may be the one for him?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

8 days

Holy.. it worked! Well done chat!! Will play again this week 🙂

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@Bill52995699

9 days

@MurrayHillBro22 Tell her you’re disbarred

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

Sunday routine for NYC millenial yuppie • wake up hungover • try to piece together what you did ln • quick goon sesh • coffee & bagel run • gym time • shower • set up hinge dates for next wk • scroll on couch for 2 hrs • Sunday scaries set in • pop gummie • bedtime

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

29 days

I think I want a girlfriend strictly on Sundays… (strictly not in football season) Wake up - sex Go grab coffee together Gym - solo Come back lunch is made Round 2 Laundry is washed AND folded Healthy dinner is made Watch a comedy movie Don’t speak for a week Me and who?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

19 days

Just ran into a former smokeshow from HS Late 20s is the age when chicks who were hot and popular in high school start to gradually become fat & ugly while the girls who were reserved and mousy quietly become babes I thought this was a meme until I saw it firsthand Here for it

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

7 days

Post Labor Day in NYC: -All interns are gone -Rich Hamptons ppl back -Fall weather/hoodies -PSL ig stories -Football szn -Hinge/Cuffing season imminent -Yogurt pants starting to be worn again Life is good, we are back!

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

18 days

Last night, the girl I brought back asked my doorman: “Has MHG brought home girls before?” Wild question to ask but he said no, never. It worked out, but I gotta have a talk with him and let him know to say “a few” if that happens again. Or was that the move. Thoughts?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

8 days

Alright chat, no more messing around here.. can’t fumble this one.. let’s play again, sending most liked response !

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

22 days

I love hearing about my co-workers’ social lives. One is doing a 30-day sober detox because she got too drunk, another got brunch & had a picnic. I told them I had a quiet weekend Little do they know I was in a dive bar at 3am & had unprotected sex w/ a random girl I’d just met.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

9 days

Shooters shoot ? Rizz

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

26 days

Buddy is 100% cooked I can’t even help him

Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

26 days

Buddy went on a first date last night.. what a turn of events. This really may be the one for him?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

22 days

Typical Sunday Scaries 6 PM Checklist for NYC gooner: • Scroll Uber eats/order Thai food • Dread work week • 30 min hot shower • Swipe on hinge, ignored by 10+ ppl • Throw on Adam Sandler movie • Scroll on phone • Sleep Gummy • Lights off Reading sesh • Sleep 8+ hours

murph

@mickmami

23 days

serious question: what do single men do on sundays??

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

7 days

Temperature in the low 50s in NYC this morning Cuffing season is officially upon us The race to find a cozy situationship you can bring to holiday parties starts now Go (DMs are now open)

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

20 days

Hoodie season is here, football is coming, and roster cuts will be made... Time to act like we knew those players all along and pretend we’re devastated they got cut! Welcome to the best time of the year!

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

8 days

This line may be so stupid that it actually works?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

18 days

@TheDegenWeekly Used this.., ty

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

@maggiecg12 Message Send Failed

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

18 days

@Greene_MLB Wait banger

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

2 months

This is the same person… come on ladies ! (I still swiped right)

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

6 days

Once dated a 9 (10s don't exist) - most boring relationship ever She was a good person & still friends but I've learned you're better off with a 7/10 with genuine synergy than a model-tier GF Looks often compensate for personality/interests, leading to a boring relationship

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

6 days

FUCK.. GG’s chat… we took it too far, but best believe I will be back!! 🫡🤝

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

12 days

Alright I’m officially a private account for the time being lol .. whoops help

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

2 months

Slow day in the office folks… shooters shoot?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

My boy was dating this girl for years, super nice chick with a pretty face but was always a bit chubby Recently she hopped on ozempic and is now a legit smoke show God saw that my boy loved her for who she was and rewarded him with a dime piece. I’m truly rooting for them!

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

Rizz rizz rizz

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

6 days

Alright chat.. I’m going to keep this going for as long as possible. What accent should I use and say? 😂😂

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

18 days

@Exysay_Eastbay Haha bro I couldn’t understand anything

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

@lunchboxboomer 😂😂😂 don’t even hide her pics bro.. this is Bannable material

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

6 days

Just left the gym, walking home when some 70 year-old dude goes “looking pretty big there guy” Why can’t it ever be a hot chick😔

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

9 days

@kevinwestgirth Gotta switch up the work on hinge from time to time.. I was this past week Kev! Let’s hear your response

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

16 days

Ladies and Gents I just fumbled this so hard lol .. MHG fail someone save me

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

@LeftCurveQuant Was to one of her prompts, but yes I agree was weak

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

24 days

NYC weekend edition, where the hot girls hang out: 1. West Village (Espresso Martini’s) 2. Solidcore/Barrys (10 am before brunch) 3. Walking on West Side Highway (hot girl walks) 4. Hinge standouts (they may not actually exist) 5. East Village Brunch 11-3 (mimosas = life) 🫡🥂

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

29 days

Random Hinge chick came up to me at the bar last night and said I think we matched.. had no clue who she was. Not bad looking. My boy who I was with is down bad so I played wingman and put him on and they have a date this week. MHG helps the poor. #Wingman

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

15 days

The Sunday Scaries don’t truly hit until you send out your hinge likes and look at your credit card spendings from the weekend 😵‍💫

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

Yesterday at happy hour, My Manager (40) claimed he did 8 shots (4 tequila, 4 vodka) in 39 seconds… I called Cap. Dude found a potato filmed video on his Android from 15 years ago.. can confirm it was legit. He’s earned my forever respect and I will work hard for him. Impressive

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

18 days

This dude at the gym, who I have now been seeing for 3+ years, works his ass off everyday. Always in a hoodie and sweats like crazy doing tough intervals/sprints. But I literally have seen no progress at all. Gotta wonder what he’s doing outside the gym. Genetics trumps all.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

2 months

NYC truly is the city of opportunity … nowhere else would this Pillsbury Doughboy be able to pull such quality ass!

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

8 days

My 21yo cousin, senior in college, just got broken up with and he’s taking it HARD I’m trying to tell him that it’s good to be single at his age & to take advantage of it, but he’s been mopey and dramatic for weeks now Chat, are Zoomers gonna make it?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

27 days

MHG’s NYC gym rankings: 1. Lifetime - elite, 1% sweat 2. Equinox - high tier 3. TMPL - speakeasy vibes 4. Chelsea Piers - boujee, yacht life 5. Solace - hipster heaven 6. Crunch - mid gym 7. NYSC - treadmill 8. Retro - 80s 9. Blink - cheap fitness 10. Planet Fitness - dreams die

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

8 days

@cowboyexec Worst feeling.. sorry to hear that man

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

28 days

Here are five types of women you might meet in NYC: 1. The Girl Boss – Hustling 24/7. 2. The Drama Queen (JAP) – Drama follows her everywhere. 3. The Fitness Enthusiast – Lives at the gym. 4. The Social Media Maven – Posts everything. 5. The Bro Girl – Basically a dude in heels.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

18 days

@burnerlikely Yeah facts.. he’s the man! Funny ass convo I was entertained

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

“BANG” - Mike Breen

Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

Part 2… this line is officially goated.. it’s a layup now. use and tag me in your W’s

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

MHG will share both W’s and L’s… this girl has been on my radar for awhile. Very attractive.. this back n forth is pretty wild, check the dates… but I guess drinks Thursday? #Rizzmasterclass ?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

9 days

@Bill52995699 Banger lol

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

13 days

My dad has consistently butted dialed me 1-2 twice a week for the past 5+ years. At first It’d annoy me, but now I don’t mind I know one day I’ll miss it, so I’m always happy now to get that call from him and always call him right back :) Always pick up your parent’s calls!!

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

23 days

So I’ve been going to the same coffee shop in NYC for over a yr, they know me well. One barista chats me up a lot, even comes across the counter. Should I ask for her # or just keep enjoying my fave coffee? They’ve also been calling me the wrong name for over a yr 😂 Thoughts?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

Stocks are up? Hinge girls texting first to meet up? Just your usual Thursday over here.. well done 🫡🤝

George Washington, Esq.

@lunchboxboomer

1 month

@MurrayHillBro22 manifests everything

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

5 days

As one door closes… another one opens so they say? #Bumble redownloaded coming soon 👀

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

7 days

@dumbledonk Block button exists for a reason lil bro 🫡🤝

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

23 days

NYC Night Out Starter Pack • Send out mass Hinge msgs • Shower/shower beer • Shave balls • Get dressed • 5 spritzes of cologne • Uber to bar (driver no English) • Rizz up a mid • Mediocre sex at hers • Awkward goodbye • Bike back to mine (driver no English) • Pass out

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

13 days

Chat? How to even respond to this?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

@DegenCPA22 Plz credit Murray hill guy ™️ when you do.. proof

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

13 days

Nothing better than getting a check-in text from your personal NYC Uber driver. Pro tip: Be nice to these folks, and they'll take you places even Google Maps can't find. Closer with this dude than some of my own cousins. If you're still using the apps, you're doing it wrong!

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

16 days

@VillageWest14 Holy hell 5:30 am.. WVG has game like that!! Salute

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

14 days

Alright which one of you is this 😂😂? #MessageSendFailed

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

17 days

Free game. Level: Beginner

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

8 days

@deeedondada Hey trouble

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

22 days

I hid the eyes but can confirm they are pretty 👀

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

16 days

@lunchboxboomer Type of girl to complain to her friends “why she can’t find a guy” 😢🥺

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

11 days

Cheers to the weekend.. it is almost time to lock in 🥂

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

Absolute cookin this morning… summer streets in NYC is low key one of the most elite events

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

14 days

If she posts a picture of her Honey Deuce on her story. Focus on yourself King 👑

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

26 days

@OffshoreOption That’s the joke hahaha he’s gonna be in love tho. Cooked?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

18 days

@HobokenFB Can confirm they can DRINK

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

5 days

What Your Bro Vest Says About You: Arcteryx: Outdoorsy vibes but work 70hrs/week in IB, haven’t left the city in 2 months. Patagonia: Frat boy in college, got away with some bad stuff. Barbour: Pretend English gentry, actually from North Jersey. Lululemon: Closeted homosexual

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

5 days

I can’t even make this up… matched with a girl last week on hinge in my building.. Walked out at the same time this morning and saw each other in the lobby. Had to say I deleted hinge (personal reasons) but snagged the digits. Everything happens for a reason?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

16 days

Just opened hinge and first girl who pops up is the girl who smoked me down at the Jersey shore last weekend (said she’s busy forever). Keep our head up high Kings. We move on 👑🫡

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

7 days

All for the lunch lifts and hit the gym no matter what… but chat is this fit acceptable?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

16 days

Update: last night, met out at the bar.. came over, hawk tuahd, wouldn’t wake up in the morning and left looking clearly embarrassed. Still couldn’t understand anything.. this is a win for America and Ireland 🇺🇸🇮🇪

Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

18 days

On a date rn with a girl straight out of Ireland and I can’t understand a word she is saying lmao.. she is hot af someone plz give me something to get her back with me. Will check phone in 30 min

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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9 days

@Cokedupoptions This is the answer lol thank you

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

Gainz are rising 📈, hide your wives and girlfriends folks

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

11 days

Pay Day and Rent Day on the same day

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

14 days

So I have a type.. basic white girls hmu? 🎾

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

25 days

So my foot's been hurting as I increase miles for NYC marathon training. Went to a running store in NYC and got 'help' from a heavyset lady wearing a mask. Am I wrong for not trusting her advice? Would you have done the same?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

5 days

Just saw a hot girl hop the subway and saw her entire cooch. People have no shame these days. It was kinda sick ngl but damn… Better not be my daughter one day

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

10 days

Update: Date went well, surface level topics, not much of a spark. May be at different stages of life tbh. Would I see again? Eh, maybe. Asked her to text me when she got home, never did. Hope she’s alive and well.

Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

11 days

After navigating through some busy schedules.. we have a date tonight with the “Shore Chick”.. will this be the end of MHG? Or another heart break conundrum? Drop your best date questions and I’ll ask the best ones.. no filter

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

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@snoutwife Sounds like a simp to me !

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

@ronniemcshaft Numbers game.. provide results plz tomorrow

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@MurrayHillBro22

18 days

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

1 month

In college I overheard my roommate apologize to his girlfriend at the time for HER cheating on him. Said he’ll be better. And she said it won’t happen again. This happened several times… 8 years later now I saw they got engaged this past weekend. Not sure how I feel about this.

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

17 days

Don’t make the same mistake as me, Kings… Before going on any date or night out, clean up your apartment, make bed, etc. Bad look bringing back a lady with a messy apartment Don’t wanna turn her off before it’s time to score

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

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26 days

Interns final week in last team meeting today: “So how did you like working in an office setting?” Intern: “I'm not sure I want to work in an office" 35-year-old co-worker: “Me neither” *Room bursts into laughter* #TeamBonding

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

5 days

DID YOU BAN ME?? I was gonna rizz you up 😭

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@lexyyy_____

5 days

@MurrayHillBro22 Why am I on twitter?

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Murray Hill Guy (Alpha)

@MurrayHillBro22

14 days

This is absurd.. drop her @, pics and #. She needs to be locked up! She better have a good reason here… gents AND ladies let’s blast this. This has also never happened I thought it was a meme

George Washington, Esq.

@lunchboxboomer

14 days

So I just got stood up on a date, after she confirmed the time/place. this has never happened before. Imagine if a guy did this to a girl? Girls always claim they take hours to put on makeup, get ready, etc… chat should I blast her?

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