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buy-side wannabe | non-target hardo | bottom bucket at best | fintwits reply guy

United States
Joined April 2020
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2 months
I hope this guy dies later
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2 months
Update: did not account for both of them canceling. It’s so over for me
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2 months
Actively gamma hedging my date nights by agreeing to go out with two girls on the same day at the same time. 50/50 shot one of them rain checks, 100% chance I get a date with either one of them.
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
The left is furious. Happy fourth to all 🫡
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2 months
Actively gamma hedging my date nights by agreeing to go out with two girls on the same day at the same time. 50/50 shot one of them rain checks, 100% chance I get a date with either one of them.
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@sillylilanalyst Yes silly little analyst, we all said in unison
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3 months
@bo_maxwell7 Need to romanticize it so you don’t go crazy
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@adderallcapital
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29 days
You know you’re cooked when you have the urge to do yard work for fun
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
That was fast
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3 months
@KanesCabDriv3r Tell em unc
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@adderallcapital
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1 month
Will you guys hate me if I try to romanticize this city again
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@adderallcapital
adderall capital
30 days
Me after last night
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@adderallcapital
adderall capital
27 days
This is where I live if anyone was wondering
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
Intern showing boss the model before excel crashes and he looses the save
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@adderallcapital
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3 months
@HighyieldHarry The best finance movie don’t @ me
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
Only @Ketamine_Cap would be breaking down the TAM of a tweet 😭
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
Should’ve done a while ago
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
@boutique_banker They’re all cooked
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@adderallcapital
adderall capital
29 days
Hearing this one fully out
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Jason Al-Dean
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@TommyOKid Y’all, can I say somethin?🤒
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2 months
Can’t even begin to tell you how much insider trading took place on this thing back in the day
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2 months
When that first sip of alcohol hits that system
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@adderallcapital
adderall capital
3 months
I got that shit on me
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@adderallcapital
adderall capital
3 months
Yes I consistently find dryer sheets in my clothes. Sue me.
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2 months
Subtle flirting while networking is so illegal but it shouldn’t be
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2 months
Feel so Yassified typing this in
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3 months
@TommyOKid Villain behavior
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@adderallcapital
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1 month
I got pushed into a puddle on the subway today and I was genuinely about to throw hands (it was my fault and I was drunk)
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
You like that white boy??
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@KanesCabDriv3r Yah pack up your bags for the retirement home brother
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Target womb
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@OHWallStreet The pic of Alexander Carver and the UBS squad😭😭😭
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2 months
Anyone else agree 🤗
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@junkbondanalyst Bill? This your burner?
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@adderallcapital
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1 month
Thanks for calling me out @WSJbusiness
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@adderallcapital
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Me and who else
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@adderallcapital
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3 months
Look at my banker dawg this deal is going to fall through 😭🙏
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Mikael
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@ESG_DickCheney Deal sled blow out never seen that before 😭
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2 months
@westvillagecap Yah, I saw her there bro (trust me)
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
“Did you turn auto-save on?”
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
Look at this group of people. Absolutely hammering the financial markets today.
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Paul W. Swaney III
2 months
The team is chasing 2 live investments 1. Value add chemicals distribution 2. Multi site services Ready to celebrate our nation’s birthday 🇺🇸
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@junkbondanalyst This is fucking awesome
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“So it’s January 6th and I’m at the Capitol…”
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2 months
@UESgal This comment the nail in the coffin thanks 😊🙏
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@adderallcapital
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3 months
Always happy to make a connection over through this burner. Love all of you 🫡
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@adderallcapital
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24 days
Lacrosse mentioned 🔥😤 (I had one goal my entire career)
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Murray Hill Mike
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2 months
@sally124445 Stop giving me hope
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@kwamecampaigner Looks like these would be perfect for you
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2 months
Woke up to an absolute shit storm in the UK per usual
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@GordonGekko420 monster and rice krispy
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@adderallcapital
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3 months
I was the homeless guy on the roof today guys. My bad.
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
Fired up on a Monday morning after reading @junkbondanalyst weekly motivation tweets
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3 months
@boutique_banker Moelis analyst here, they just put another one in the bullpen, pls keep anon
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2 months
@fignewtonfan69 I know exactly who this is about so this is a silent retweet
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3 months
@Stamford_Sam “Yo hop on Xbox chat real quick”
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2 months
@MallettesBurner So called “free thinkers” when it comes time to buy new shoes
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4 months
@TommyOKid This was not on my 2024 fintwit bingo card
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@adderallcapital
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5 months
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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@adderallcapital
adderall capital
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@middlemarketmac The women in the comments have spoken
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The high I got when I found out my UberX was in a black suburban
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@LeveredVinny Rookie mistake (I still do it)
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3 months
@TommyOKid “We fw Tommy” we all said in unison
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@adderallcapital
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6 months
Yo I talked to the guys over at no bitches capital and they said you killed your internship bro
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@adderallcapital
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1 month
Who took the biggest L of 2024
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Goldman lost aura today
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
@LeveredVinny This is not a mistake! When you take a girl back to your place she will be super impressed 😎 you can tell her you’re a financial man and live in the financial district 📈🔥
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1 month
You know you’re cooked when your Uber driver blows a red and says a prayer in Arabic
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2 months
@Ketamine_Cap I can only imagine what happened
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@adderallcapital
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Checking my bank at the club rn and realizing I might need to quit early while I can
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@adderallcapital
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Truly a tragedy 🫡
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2 months
@whiteclaw69 @cowboyhabibi Can’t wait till Mikael sees this one
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@adderallcapital
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3 months
@expansionfool My mouth is watering (I’m taking a break from nicotine)
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2 months
Oh my god I have work today
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
Equity sales gf / equity research bf
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@zyn4cpa A decade? Okay unc go get her
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@LeveredVinny Hey man when’s the invite to the wedding coming
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@adderallcapital
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1 month
Yes, I did text my ex happy birthday yesterday. Does she still have me blocked? Also yes.
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@adderallcapital
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8 months
@flexupfirstyear Wake up. The trenches need you. Get back in the game.
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3 months
@BacardiCapital No invite is crazy
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2 months
In can imagine bill Ackman fuming watching the debates right now, cooking up his next tweet
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2 months
I have every color of the ABC pants, collecting them like infinity stones
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@adderallcapital
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2 months
Resurfacing this because I feel like it didn’t get enough recognition
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“Hope this email finds you well!” How your email found me:
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@TommyOKid How they all look
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@HighyieldHarry My culture is not your costume
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2 months
What I mean when I tell women I can cook
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Peter
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Great job team
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@junkbondanalyst Bill you’re scaring the hoes
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@Ketamine_Cap Average male Sunday afternoon experience
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@adderallcapital
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3 months
@the_P_God Bro wdym industrials is the crème de la crème! The best exit ops! Join me and let’s dive into the robust packaging, plastics, and paper market 😈
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2 months
Soft linen on my skin, alcohol in my system, stimulants in my blood stream, speaker cranking… not a care in the world except for the fact that I have to work tomorrow 🥲
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@adderallcapital
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@bschoolboogaloo @the_P_God Underrated pants they need to get more recognition
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@BacardiCapital I’m tanning under fluorescent overhead lights this summer! 😎 (I hate my life)
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@expansionfool This is awesome bro 👊🏻👊🏻 hard work pays off
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@ZynJamesHunt Agreed honestly
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@BacardiCapital The timeline never fails
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