Gf is tanning. Linen on. Suns out. Party tonight. PS5 is on. Boys are over. 5 pints of haagen daaz in the freezer. Ordered nuggets/fries. Sweet Caroline on the speakers. Life is good. WE ARE SO BACK RN. Inshallah. And they say "white boy summer isn't real". The left hates this.
@JimJubilee
one of my friends used to be in hudson yard (their brownstone was getting a big reno) said it was absolutely ass theirs literally nothing there, building and facilities where nice and spacious though
Imagine writing in your education section on LinkedIn “McKinsey”
How does one get a job there from Western Governors U anyway?
Also seems odd to be a former MD in PE (Partners Group) and no mention in headline?
Chipmunk cheeks ain’t helping either.
@mojeffreyjordan
Actually though, like no just because you work at Deloitte you aren’t better 😭 like at least those “ex-McKinsey” type people have some ground to stand on with it being tough to get into, but big 4? 💀💀💀
Been saying a lot of anti white boy summer stuff. Remember it’s a state of being. Aperols/White Claws at 4:45pm. Açaí Bowls for lunch. Football with dad. Playing fetch with my dog. Party later tonight. Life is good. WE ARE SO BACK RN.
it's absolutly astonshing and mind boggling how people can survive in NYC (mainly gw/wv) making under 500k like how do you even live? can you even buy food 😭😭😭 practically poverty
wdym? You're telling me that the LEVERUP founder (discord mod and podcast runner) who runs a lmm pe firm and is on here 24/7 and hits on e girls (on a business account) is not legit? This is crazy.
1. He gets called out for a College LinkedIn discrepancy
2. Questions about how he landed his job
3. (now) His Website is “down”
Seems sketchy that someone outs him for a simple college discrepancy and his website is down and we’re all blocked
It’s doesn’t get better 😭, this is a new level of retarded. Not even shit posting. Just pure mental retardation. Makes the overheard on Wall Street account seem amazing by comparison.
🤓 "I actually own my own cUsToM cLoThInG bRaNd" but you wouldn't get it (it's high society gilded age ex-McKinsey lmm pe sweatshop with a head who hits on girls on his business account and is on here 24/7 and runs a discord so...)
SEC Burnerverse as soon as they see a promiscuous girl (to put it lightly) post about her bf birthday 😭😭😭 crazy the lily girl now has ~6 mil views and cooked rest of her life
the girls who only want to “date up” are so weird like pls get a life and be normal also stopping judging what watch/jewelry people wear when your from butfuck nowhere Idaho
The plan:
- drink 10 white claws (feeling brave)
- 1 beer
-not get caught
- NOT throw up/black out
-make it time for lunch
-absolutely 0 drugs bc im responsible like that
-Not participate in a joyride (will do)
the plan:
-white boy summer to the fucking stratosphere 📈📈📈
-drink 2 white claws
-do a tad bit of some xans
-crash at his house (literally+figuratively)
-play a game of football while drunk
-watch harold & kumar 2
-have a chill fucking time
-devour some junk food
so I told my dad I drank white claws and he deadass said to "aren't those for 20 year old sorority girls" i mean like yes but you didn't have to say that like??
If someone refers to themselves as a "finance girlie" or makes day in the life videos or has a podcast, they don't work in finance or either at truist 💀💀💀
just copped a table at surf lodge. currently in ib (bb->eb) going to hf then pe prob my md actually hate me after I fucked the model. comp was mid this year. yo look at this fintech company great fcf just made a dcf (
#ref
lol let me give it to my intern) seek some alpha beta?
yo EBIDTA
#ref
did you see that baddie at jpm I just pulled on Raya? went to northwestern with her lol. my dad runs the desk I work at anyways gucci loafer gang we up? damn I miss andover. going for afters and oysters in the West Village? no invite is crazy. amex plat goes ding
I just downloaded linkedin and I go over to check my dad's profile out and holy shit the glazing on that app is wild also how does he have more LinkedIn followers than i do ig followers 😡😡😡
I just got investigated (“innocent”) by the SEC and IRS, for insider trading, racketeering and tax fraud 🫶
I also work at Point72
Here are my top 3 lessons I learned to 10x your returns and maximize value: 🧵👇
talked with some friends and we all agreed so here goes:
ues: 6/10 boring+only for retirees but good schools
uws: 5/10 boring and what the fuck do you do besides Central Park
west village/greenwich: 9/10 just is sorry
east village: redacted
soho: 7/10 nice but tiktokers
me if: drinking white claws, eating acai bowls, playing golf, defending the west village and the hamptons, rizzin on snap, white boy summer was illegal
The funniest thing will forever be seeing 10%> acceptance rate school kids attempt to shit on Cornell, like go back to Rutgers buddy you ain’t all that 💀💀💀
The duality of nyc is actually hilarious like Washington Square park has the druggie corner and 150 feet away are playgrounds and 10 million dollar apartments
went on tiktok for the first time in like month and my entire feed is filled with thirsty girls trying to get a man in finance and sharing “tips” on how to find rich dudes like these brokies have to chill and stay in their lane
yo EBIDTA
#ref
did you see that baddie at jpm I just pulled on Raya? went to northwestern with her lol. my dad runs the desk I work at anyways gucci loafer gang we up? damn I miss andover. going for afters and oysters in the West Village? no invite is crazy. amex plat goes ding
Northwestern Mutual bros grind like no other. Constantly dialing the phones, knowing literally everyone hates them. They’ll sooner sign their dying grandmother up for life insurance than consider a career in say tech sales
The plan:
- drink a 6pack white claws (feeling extremely brave)
- drink about 0.00005 ml of whiskey
-not get caught
-make it time for lunch (ofc)
-eat some nachos?
-maybe jump in the pool?
i actually don't get the whole "old money" fashion style likes it's literally giving ick, i know a few billionaires and their kids and they literally dress like everybody else honestly cringe