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aspiring cracker of the day|average boarding school kid|30 handicap|shittiest skier ever|amateur horse rider|europoor & brooklyn phobic|whiteclaw #1fan

new york city & massachusetts
Joined March 2023
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@westvillagecap
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Gf is tanning. Linen on. Suns out. Party tonight. PS5 is on. Boys are over. 5 pints of haagen daaz in the freezer. Ordered nuggets/fries. Sweet Caroline on the speakers. Life is good. WE ARE SO BACK RN. Inshallah. And they say "white boy summer isn't real". The left hates this.
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Big 4 people seriously need to chill down, like stop basing ur entire personality on being an over glorified accountant 😭😭😭
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@westvillagecap
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New home dock, valid???
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@westvillagecap
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Who’s dream job is Deloitte like imagine a 5yr old saying “I want to do auditing/consulting/accounting at a mm firm!” 💀
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Big 4 people seriously need to chill down, like stop basing ur entire personality on being an over glorified accountant 😭😭😭
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@westvillagecap
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@Stamford_Sam @privateinequity @thrillville1 The custom clothing brand in question is Walmart great value
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@buccocapital No way he posted this on his official senate acc 💀
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Literally so insufferable
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@westvillagecap
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Swaney Group Capital Starter Pack: LEVERUP!!!
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@westvillagecap
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@HighyieldHarry u Arizona alum coded
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@westvillagecap
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Swaney Group Starter Pack #2
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Swaney Group Capital Starter Pack: LEVERUP!!!
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@westvillagecap
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@JimJubilee one of my friends used to be in hudson yard (their brownstone was getting a big reno) said it was absolutely ass theirs literally nothing there, building and facilities where nice and spacious though
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@heauxstess might need to use this one
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@westvillagecap
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Is someone gonna match my freak?
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@westvillagecap
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I don’t think he’s happy with me rn
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@westvillagecap
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getting fashion advice from pudgy peaky blinders is wild
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@westvillagecap
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#NewProfilePic (Only the real ones will get the ref)
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@westvillagecap
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Nothing about this lmm sweatshop pe founder who runs a discord and hits on egirls on his biz account is fishy. +education mckinsey 🫠🫠🫠
@BallinBrecht
Brecht
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Imagine writing in your education section on LinkedIn “McKinsey” How does one get a job there from Western Governors U anyway? Also seems odd to be a former MD in PE (Partners Group) and no mention in headline? Chipmunk cheeks ain’t helping either.
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@mojeffreyjordan Actually though, like no just because you work at Deloitte you aren’t better 😭 like at least those “ex-McKinsey” type people have some ground to stand on with it being tough to get into, but big 4? 💀💀💀
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@westvillagecap
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@BallinBrecht Very fishy but I guess this is standard for lmm 0 aum pe founders who run a discord
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@westvillagecap
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it's always get a "sugardaddy" but never "sugarmommy"
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@goodblood99 Can the partners even afford that 😭😭😬
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@westvillagecap
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Been saying a lot of anti white boy summer stuff. Remember it’s a state of being. Aperols/White Claws at 4:45pm. Açaí Bowls for lunch. Football with dad. Playing fetch with my dog. Party later tonight. Life is good. WE ARE SO BACK RN.
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@westvillagecap
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it's absolutly astonshing and mind boggling how people can survive in NYC (mainly gw/wv) making under 500k like how do you even live? can you even buy food 😭😭😭 practically poverty
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@westvillagecap
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Are we talking to the same girl???
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@aperolcapital
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Um ya you should be very worried rn
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@westvillagecap
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Summer is so back rn
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@westvillagecap
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@amyliztweets i literally walked home by myself (sometimes w friends) at 12 years old in NYC and nothing happened (long time ago)
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@westvillagecap
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@HighyieldHarry Pickleball is literally tennis but for 7 year olds
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@westvillagecap
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wdym? You're telling me that the LEVERUP founder (discord mod and podcast runner) who runs a lmm pe firm and is on here 24/7 and hits on e girls (on a business account) is not legit? This is crazy.
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@Stamford_Sam
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Jarvis, get me Swaney’s portco performance data since inception. All negative? Even the custom clothing company?
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@westvillagecap
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This cannot be a serious company between this and the font fuck ups…
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@BallinBrecht
Brecht
26 days
Font inconsistency giving me these vibes
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@westvillagecap
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Join the LEVERAGE LEAGUE!!! -Swaney Group Capital Summer Analyst
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@westvillagecap
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How does it get this high 😭😭😭
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@Tyre_94 He could actually be
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You hate to see it but this is peak business performance
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@westvillagecap
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1. He gets called out for a College LinkedIn discrepancy 2. Questions about how he landed his job 3. (now) His Website is “down” Seems sketchy that someone outs him for a simple college discrepancy and his website is down and we’re all blocked
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@westvillagecap
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mythic fyp pull
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@westvillagecap
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3 months
ok let's be real is insider trading that bad? everything seemed chiller in the 80s
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@westvillagecap
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3 months
gonna be a controversial opinion but five guys>shake shack
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@westvillagecap
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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If you see this, run asap, also the worst people you will ever know 😭😭😭
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It’s doesn’t get better 😭, this is a new level of retarded. Not even shit posting. Just pure mental retardation. Makes the overheard on Wall Street account seem amazing by comparison.
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@HighyieldHarry
High Yield Harry
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I can’t do this anymore man
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@westvillagecap
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🤓 "I actually own my own cUsToM cLoThInG bRaNd" but you wouldn't get it (it's high society gilded age ex-McKinsey lmm pe sweatshop with a head who hits on girls on his business account and is on here 24/7 and runs a discord so...)
@Stamford_Sam
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with my girl td
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@westvillagecap
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SEC Burnerverse as soon as they see a promiscuous girl (to put it lightly) post about her bf birthday 😭😭😭 crazy the lily girl now has ~6 mil views and cooked rest of her life
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@westvillagecap
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Average vineyard vines layout enjoyer…
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POV: You don’t check the gc for two seconds
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the girls who only want to “date up” are so weird like pls get a life and be normal also stopping judging what watch/jewelry people wear when your from butfuck nowhere Idaho
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@westvillagecap
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the tiktok 6’5 finance trend is annoying af bc I’m 6’6. life is so hard and I actually have 2 trust funds not 1 #equalrepresentation
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@westvillagecap
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The plan: - drink 10 white claws (feeling brave) - 1 beer -not get caught - NOT throw up/black out -make it time for lunch -absolutely 0 drugs bc im responsible like that -Not participate in a joyride (will do)
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@westvillagecap
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Can’t forget this lovely exchange
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@westvillagecap
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the plan: -white boy summer to the fucking stratosphere 📈📈📈 -drink 2 white claws -do a tad bit of some xans -crash at his house (literally+figuratively) -play a game of football while drunk -watch harold & kumar 2 -have a chill fucking time -devour some junk food
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@westvillagecap
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@mahaaaay 😭 the way i almost spit out my water
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@westvillagecap
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Excited to join Swaney Group Capital’s LEVERUP discord! Comment INORGANIC for the link!
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@JacksonBucket They get to yap about it to some naive people, sell courses so at least that’s a plus lol
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@westvillagecap
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It’s funny to see people on Twitter be like “I’m blackout drunk rn” like how can you type a coherent sentence then?
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pissing off middle age dudes on twitter is my secret talent (buddy deleted the tweet to)
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@westvillagecap
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so I told my dad I drank white claws and he deadass said to "aren't those for 20 year old sorority girls" i mean like yes but you didn't have to say that like??
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@westvillagecap
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@s2jnews All Israeli citizens regardless of gender have to go through mandatory conscription into the army,
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@westvillagecap
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@Glm18893 @DrEliDavid It perfectly legal.
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@westvillagecap
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If someone refers to themselves as a "finance girlie" or makes day in the life videos or has a podcast, they don't work in finance or either at truist 💀💀💀
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@westvillagecap
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just copped a table at surf lodge. currently in ib (bb->eb) going to hf then pe prob my md actually hate me after I fucked the model. comp was mid this year. yo look at this fintech company great fcf just made a dcf ( #ref lol let me give it to my intern) seek some alpha beta?
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yo EBIDTA #ref did you see that baddie at jpm I just pulled on Raya? went to northwestern with her lol. my dad runs the desk I work at anyways gucci loafer gang we up? damn I miss andover. going for afters and oysters in the West Village? no invite is crazy. amex plat goes ding
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Rushed base is crazy
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@Stamford_Sam It sounds like you don’t want to LEVERUP right now
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@CPA_Doug69 156k views yeah your officially cooked
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@flexupfirstyear nyc girls built different
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@Stamford_Sam @itsmarkmoran @BallinBrecht If this gets more than 10k views I’ll make a pt2
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I just downloaded linkedin and I go over to check my dad's profile out and holy shit the glazing on that app is wild also how does he have more LinkedIn followers than i do ig followers 😡😡😡
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@westvillagecap
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the west/greenwich village vs East village banter needs to chilldown, unite against the common enemy (Brooklyn)
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@westvillagecap
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I just got investigated (“innocent”) by the SEC and IRS, for insider trading, racketeering and tax fraud 🫶 I also work at Point72 Here are my top 3 lessons I learned to 10x your returns and maximize value: 🧵👇
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@itsmarkmoran You studied in India? This is like the grandpa/dad lore that somehow gets revealed at like the randomness times
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talked with some friends and we all agreed so here goes: ues: 6/10 boring+only for retirees but good schools uws: 5/10 boring and what the fuck do you do besides Central Park west village/greenwich: 9/10 just is sorry east village: redacted soho: 7/10 nice but tiktokers
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me if: drinking white claws, eating acai bowls, playing golf, defending the west village and the hamptons, rizzin on snap, white boy summer was illegal
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@areawoman_ somebody is not ready for white boy summer
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They call me a music connoisseur (I get aux at the parties)
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@westvillagecap
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The funniest thing will forever be seeing 10%> acceptance rate school kids attempt to shit on Cornell, like go back to Rutgers buddy you ain’t all that 💀💀💀
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@westvillagecap
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@BevelShane @alexandraandnyc why is buddy so pressed rn
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The duality of nyc is actually hilarious like Washington Square park has the druggie corner and 150 feet away are playgrounds and 10 million dollar apartments
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@bankingslut @buccocapital dude worked at bofa hk or something to not even Goldman 😭
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@westvillagecap
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not everyone is cut out for this life
@rfkenmore
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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went on tiktok for the first time in like month and my entire feed is filled with thirsty girls trying to get a man in finance and sharing “tips” on how to find rich dudes like these brokies have to chill and stay in their lane
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Lowkey feel bad for her bc rest of her life she’s gonna be associated for her college rep of being a slut actually cooked also trying to find a job
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@westvillagecap
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there at 100k now‼️ three hours later
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@flexupfirstyear
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this is a wild sequence of events
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@westvillagecap
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Fixed it. There is no way in hell these schools are equivalent to an ivy 💀
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yo EBIDTA #ref did you see that baddie at jpm I just pulled on Raya? went to northwestern with her lol. my dad runs the desk I work at anyways gucci loafer gang we up? damn I miss andover. going for afters and oysters in the West Village? no invite is crazy. amex plat goes ding
@for_yield
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Insane when you realize that people have been making basically the exact same meme for 9 fucking years
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Peter Millar makes cologne? SEC Burnerverse is going to go crazy
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so real for this
@AdamNeumannsCoS
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There’s literally nothing wrong with nepotism.
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istg it's the same fucking content for the memes like every single post. try not to mention like the same three things everytime pls 💀💀💀
@OHWallStreet
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I cold called an old couple with late stage Alzheimer’s and Dementia and sold them 27 (and counting) insurance plans. I’m a closer. You aren’t.
@the_P_God
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Northwestern Mutual bros grind like no other. Constantly dialing the phones, knowing literally everyone hates them. They’ll sooner sign their dying grandmother up for life insurance than consider a career in say tech sales
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@NoCapCapitalLLC Actually hilarious how brazen people are 💀
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men on Twitter as soon as they see a “girl” post
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any good music recs for the workout/running playlist?
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@westvillagecap
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Bought it‼️
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Should I buy this?
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@AcademiaAesthe1 Rouen (where the photo was taken) is nice but cities like Avignon are nicer
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the covid biking/running era was such a w
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@jsunff Yeah but at least investment bankings hard to get into+decent comp
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Nightmare blunt rotation
@HighyieldHarry
High Yield Harry
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Where you sitting on the FinTwit flight?
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She sells a course about MBA apps as well… 😭😭😭
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The plan: - drink a 6pack white claws (feeling extremely brave) - drink about 0.00005 ml of whiskey -not get caught -make it time for lunch (ofc) -eat some nachos? -maybe jump in the pool?
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@westvillagecap
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Just used “what the sigma” in irl conversation chat I might be cooked rn
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i actually don't get the whole "old money" fashion style likes it's literally giving ick, i know a few billionaires and their kids and they literally dress like everybody else honestly cringe
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