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🎙️ The official voice of Wall Street. Follow for finance news, insights and AAA-rated memes. Author of Short Squeez, read by 200k+ finance professionals.

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The democrat leaving my body after hearing about the 44.6% capital gains tax
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Bro updated his LinkedIn within 24 hours of winning the Olympic gold
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Bill Ackman right now
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Ofcourse the guy banning nudes from OnlyFans ran Risk Management for Lehman Brothers in ’08
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RIP to a Legend
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Looking at all the LinkedIn influencers
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This costume won Halloween
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He’s in the arena
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When she sees your excel skills
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The last thing your small business sees before it dies
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When you say 50 basis points instead of half a percent
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McKinsey getting paid $4 million to fix NYC's trash problem
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Tell me you’re in Midtown Manhattan without telling me you’re in Midtown Manhattan
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The Mormon church when asked why they have 13 shell corporations
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POV: My intern reading the WSJ at 3am
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I guess he has a point
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In hindsight the tech layoffs were inevitable
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😂😂😂 @memebitda
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When you say 50 basis points instead of half a percent
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Boy math is buying a Rolex and calling it an investment
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@middlemarketmac Must have been great cone to lose a full time offer over
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Looking at my reflection in the monitor at 3am like
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Sounds like he has capacity
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Boy math is owning a 30k watch but still having roommates
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How college finance bros sleep
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Not now dad!
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He told me he worked in investment banking but he’s really in operations
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“Private wealth management is a scam. Never trust those used car salesmen with your money” - Charlie Munger RIP the legend
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Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate? I'll start:
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Imagine paying $20 million for this rebrand lmfaoooo
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Buyside vs Sellside
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Diving watch for the bullpen only
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@litcapital 75% of tech workers need to be laid off, not just twitter
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2 boomer MDs who graduated from random state schools watching Ivy League students jump through 57 hoops just to be allowed the privilege of getting their coffee
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Your MD and his 5th wife (former intern)
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Telling the bodega guy “I work in private equity” at 4am
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Showed up to equinox with the Amazon basics basketball and they took me out back and beat me over the head with eucalyptus towels
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💀
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Sir he’s looking at Rolexes again before receiving his bonus
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Blackstone’s 2023 Holiday Video
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Look how they massacred my boy
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POV: You get dumped by a banker
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How it feels to receive emails today
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Me when the balance sheet balances
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The Managing Intern
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When she hits you with “what’s my name” after spitting the best game of your life
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He said he works on Wall Street but he really works operations at Goldman
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Investment banking bf // marketing gf
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“You see Tucker in order to truly understand the history of DCF you must understand WACC. I’d like to walk you through the intrinsic valuation for a brief moment. I’m assuming you’ve read Damodaran on Valuation?"
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Realizing nobody at this dinner table knows what a DCF is
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Favorite hobby is pushing back
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Your MD when you’re 2 mins late in sending out the deck
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“Fuck your bankers”
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a duo that stood on business?
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“Yeah I work at GPMorgon”
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Are you Destined to Deal!
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Bro opened an excel at the prime age of 40 then just kept cooking for 46 years
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The investment banking analyst that keeps giving
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No one cooked like Munger
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“No comments. Send to client. Have a nice weekend.”
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My morning routine as a banker: I wake up running on 3 hours of sleep and see 83 emails. 90% are pointless. 2 from my associate asking for updates on where the deck is. Screw him. One from HR. Did I get laid off? Nope just a reminder to do those stupid courses to renew my finra
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Dave Portnoy joining forces with Bill Ackman and Elon
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Bill Ackman, Elon Musk, and Dave Portnoy all coming together to take down Business Insider. 2024 off to a hot start
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When you say you work in banking and she says “my cousin is a bank teller at Wells Fargo too!”
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27 year old KKR employees
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The useless MD and his 2nd wife
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When her dad is an MD at blackstone
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When IC shuts you down
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Bury me on the West Side Highway
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The new CEO of OpenAI
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It’s your first wedding man, I’ll be more free at your next one
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When you failed the modeling test and they still offer you the job
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If your company uses google sheets you’re not going to survive a recession
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Me after a college student cold emailing me for a coffee chat addresses me as “Mr.”
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Before July 4th holiday bender vs. Monday morning July 8th
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