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foraying thru the perils of making pretty slides 90 hours a week at the investing bank and formerly murray hill 3 bedroom apartment flex walls

West Village, Manhattan
Joined November 2022
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why’d everyone turn 24 and just decide to start running half-marathons what’s going on
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why didn’t this exist when I was in high school would have gotten a 5 easy
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European mfs when you ask them what their work schedule is like for the summer
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@tuohyburner He’s the baddest of them all
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“babe I swear I’m not like the other guys”
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staring at the intern’s excel screen at 10pm on a Friday when I should be getting hammered rn
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@megmaybekinda it’s the end of the fucking world!
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I feel apps like Hinge have ruined this generation’s wants and expectations from dating, it’s literally as nit-picky as college admissions have become
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gen z interns pulling up on their first day like
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Yeah I work at Blackstone
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“Yeah I work at Blackstone”
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‘twas the friday before intern season, when all through New York
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when FinTwit finds out that pookie guy is an ex-investment banker & wharton jd/mba
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honestly if this isn’t your experience then you’re doing something wrong
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Inviting the girl you’ve been seeing to meet your friends is like bringing an investment opportunity to IC
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hit my mid-20s and every hangover starts to feel like I wake up in an alternate dimension the next day
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trust me I swear I’m not like the other guys
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@HighyieldHarry lmao my friend goes “The crushing weight of impending mortality” as his answer 😭😂
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i’m now officially the only single guy in the boys groupchat. speechless fr.
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Spotted in the West Village: girl with a jefferies banker bag crying on way home from work wooooooof
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west village is the new murray hill 🗣️
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@arithmoquine I absolutely love investment banking. The stress and fast-paced work has made me age 40 years for the price of 2!
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kinda confused but also impressed how does my md know who Future is
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the most storied underage new york city bar there is, so ominous, it’s what interns dream of
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“Oh yeah our star analyst? We call him PP&E because he is 1) our property, 2) an absolute machine, and 3) basically a piece of equipment”
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here I fixed it for you @Forbes
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The “New Ivy League Schools” according to @Forbes
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date went so well her mom invited me to Nantucket with her family next weekend
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dude I swear it wasn’t my loro piana hat that turned her off
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Bro is really outing me here. But fr you won’t find another guy like me 😂😂😂
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At some point you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time…That person is your vp constantly asking you where the comments are at
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you gotta be one to know one am I right
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me on my date this week striking up solid conversation
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dude it’s totally chill I’m sure I’ll see her next weekend
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Alright first meal ever cooked in my NYC apartment (banking did not afford me to do such things when I was in it) gimme thoughts gimme thoughts:
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thought I got a girl’s number at a bar last night now I’m just confused who is this???
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me looking for answers as to why my md claims “the numbers look off”
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VP just said tomorrow is bring your dog to work day but how tf am I gonna do that if I bring that dawg in me everyday????
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just got hit with another “hey so I’ve been thinking and don’t think this is gonna work…” text. WHYYYYYYYYY
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BREAKING: yet another finance bro announces his groundbreaking move from IB to PE, per Adam Schefter
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craziest dating experiences in nyc let’s hear ‘em
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bro is equinox coming for some blood sacrifice all 2024? wtf are they on
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waiting to meet your college friend’s home friends at the bar for the first time when they’ve all know each other for years
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just found this sweet new gig as my exit opportunity from IB thoughts y’all??? #Lyft
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Never have I ever received such a hilarious message on Hinge
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Me getting ready to absolutely hammer some excel sheets and hammer some Guinnesses with the boys tonight
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just in time before everyone’s favorite holiday!
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@HighyieldHarry Personally growing up in this area it was a heavy cultural thing for kids to go off to sleep away camps for the summer. Even further, definitely a thing among the big Jewish community especially in the NYC & NJ area. Might be because parents work a lot or just to do something
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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"Mom can we have 90s banking culture?" "No we have 90s banking culture at home."
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Dogs love Zyn
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bro this weekend was a movie, film, cinema, sucks we’re back in office today
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i love my fast-paced, high-pressure work environment in the bullpen, I absolutely love investment banking. Sell-Side till I die!
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Goldman Sachs analyst survey. holy shit the banking world is brutal
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@VeryVegeta The Strava story posts going crazy
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what in the world warrants wearing a vest when it’s 93° out in New York
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@lunchboxboomer LOOOOL “lil bro”
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bringing you the west village’s finest, pop off!
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someone just got their rolex stolen at my equinox big F in the chat
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ok those who work in ib, finance, anything tbh. what do you do to keep busy when you have slow / down time at work?
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FlexUpFirstYear Starter Pack for 2024
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The biggest skill I gained working in IB? Forgetting to reply to people’s texts for days on end
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2024 In: my dms are open getting a girlfriend Out: investment banking not having a girlfriend
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someone tell me I was not the only one who read A Series of Unfortunate Events as a kid
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Me last night spitting game in LES
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ladies, genuine question, do you all just have the same rejection text pre-typed in your Notes app or?
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me realizing I have TWO whole saturdays this weekend
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I don’t think even I have ever fucked up a model this bad
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The Arizona Wildcats are facing a $240M school-wide shortage after significant miscalculations in their financial modeling. Cuts are being considered among the school's 23 varsity teams. “Everything’s on the table in terms of dealing with athletics."
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@mickmami regret drinking the night before, go on a run, watch football once that starts
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You walk into a guys apartment and this is his coffee table tray. Thoughts?
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dude i’m headed there rn pookie
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Pookie is looking absolutely fire today
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every dude out at a bar tonight with their friends
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all this merging & acquiring lately got me thinking, what happened to us? i was trying to merge our love, and acquire your heart, but it seems now that everything is in shambles, you’re lucky i know a guy who can help with restructuring 🤧
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sophomores when they find out you work at Goldman in IB
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Ok some of you may not believe this but I’m more than a year into IB and consume absolutely zero caffeine, i just run off pure golden retriever energy
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@DuragRebel Bro the zigtechs, this just gave me sm nostalgia
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@its_GOP “Yeah I met my wife in the produce section of whole foods actually”
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Mizuho MDs be like “just…one…more…deal”
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my associate is just soooo business & soooo fuhnance omfg he’s so sick
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That unemployed friend of yours at 2:30pm on a Monday:
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Ok legit question for those that work in IB / PE / any job where you’re staring at a screen for a fuck ton of hours…any recs as to not get massive headaches by EOD or eye strain????
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@areawoman_ I’m conservatively liberal and fiscally social
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@HighyieldHarry What if we went to the Surf Lodge this weekend? I know a chef
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To reiterate, whoever you are crying jefferies banker bag girl, i’m moving to the west village soon so happy to take you out for drinks haha, you know cause I’m so kind
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i thought we were leaving these behind in the 2018-2020 frat shoe era why am I seeing so many now
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@theryanlavin Lol, my friend just got engaged yesterday and now multiple friends of mine ran half-marathons today too accurate
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This Fred Again guy is pretty good huh
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I wish I was as good at getting a girlfriend as I am at making pretty powerpoint slides
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Also seeing this makes me want to quit ib and just become a professional dogwalker like who wouldn’t wanna just walk around doggos all day
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Not gonna lie in my week or so since leaving banking I have exercised and felt in shape more than my entire time in it probably 💀
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Ladies & Gentlemen, the weekend
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just circling back on this, I’m 24 and have now become an avid Strava user and runner 🤦🏻‍♂️
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why’d everyone turn 24 and just decide to start running half-marathons what’s going on
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i’m not gonna lie this is kinda spot on, they even got my profile pic and everything
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Look how they massacred my boy
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instagram reels exposing every mid-20s dudes’ hinge experience
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at this rate with $500K they’re about to throw a party that amounts to what Fyre Festival hoped to
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getting that smiley face text back after locking in plans for a date
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getting ready to go on a first date again
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who knew twitter was the new hinge
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