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UK ‘82, MBA/CPA , conservative, Excel wizard, football, occasional day drinker and sports gambler, views are my own. Kentucky Wildcats truther

Lex Vegas, Kentucky
Joined June 2024
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Jack Dimhoff, MBA
22 days
Being informed of my actions on Sunday morning
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Going to ignore the very obvious elephant in the room
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4 months
@saeedfan1 @spliffsimmons Steve, Just because there’s a goalie does not mean you can not score. Shoot your shot. Godspeed, Jack
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We dated nearly a decade ago. Not sure why this is so insane
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The Big Man Above does not put you in any situation you can’t handle. Love you all, keep moving forward.
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3 months
And added me on Snapchat out of the blue. What is going on.
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@gorlockbagshnif Dreading the day one of these pictures surfaces of me doing the exact same thing
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@sackchiller Rojo I took this and it is just not looking good for anyone involved
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@MurphyJLloyd Couldn’t have said it better myself Lloyd
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Is it legal to ride back of golf cart with a drink in hand @larrylovespot
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She unmatched. The show goes on
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@wheelmeout16 Agreed Josh, don’t see too many fine gingers nowadays
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4 months
Not gonna say anything gay like “y’all mind” but I like the fit
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Gonna delete China app now. It was a good run
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@gr8g0oglymo0gly I fw the pattern, but that’s a “We have Peter at home” type purchase
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@Ted04536250 Ted, She is not fat at all
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Not entirely sure this is true. Since you joined in August, however, there hasn’t been much of note going on.
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Don’t give a fuck if you mind or not. Had a rough fucking day. Fuck you Kamala
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Cooking in the Dimhoff household did not go to plan.
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Finally set the new TV up. Hoping some drunk asshole doesn’t take it out this time around.
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Cheese curds and caramel sauce. I know ball.
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@larrylovespot Larry, you’re literally in law school. You can do what you want
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Watching my bets lose simultaneously in the quad box. Can’t beat it with a stick
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@huskerenjoyer Hingle, you know ball
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Former failed talking stage has been hired to the company i repeat former failed talking stage has been hired to the company on god oh fuck
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@christafah I say charge them market. We’ve all been there once
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2 months
Question: When you guys say shrink the game are you referring to bad golfers who respect the course or just degenerate retards? Need advice on whether or not I (the former) should just hang ‘em up
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I may have a slight cold, but the woke mind virus can not and WILL NOT control me.
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Bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, men on the corners. Calling to the bullpen
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@glizzygoat420 $9 shooters? Didn’t know this was Nazi Germany
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2 months
Woke up fully clothed with my shoes on
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I love this fucking hippo man why is he yelling. I love you Moodeng
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Have fun at work Britain 🤣 I’m gonna go day drink at a multi-million dollar lake house, hope you guys don’t mind
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Bring me back my fucking mountains
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Proud to announce that I have accepted the head coaching position at Bowling Green State University. I will bring enough national championships to this school to last a lifetime. Go Falcons!
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Got pulled over a few minutes ago trying to get some grub because my headlights were out. Didn’t even get a ticket. Goes to show that if you are respectful and honest with the police, nothing will go wrong! Who knew!
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@boxmuncher10 I’m getting a large amount t of mixed signals.
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Good morning X. Beautiful day to study some accounting and spread the GOP agenda #MAGA
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Just thought I��d put this out there. Let’s have a day everyone
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Escaped getting doxxed today but this is just no good for the optics
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Watching my boy order a round of Rumpleminze
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If you have an issue with this, fuck you, you liberal pansy.
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3 months
How I feel accepting my $25 gift card for winning bar trivia
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Jack Dimhoff, MBA
2 months
FEED ME
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3 months
Private for a few. Had a scare.
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I’ve made my life goal to be the CFO of Peter Millar so I can get free shit and bring you fuckers some nice polos for the low
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I do not have any apologies for you liberals. You can all suck me for all I care. This white boy is going to get drunk and watch football. Cheers to the rest of you.
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I just don’t care anymore
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The Cincinnati Bengals are a God damned embarrassment
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4 months
That’s a fuckin steak right there
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3 months
Solid solo pregame. Lets get wild
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Jack Dimhoff, MBA
28 days
Busted my roommate’s TV last night for a record 2 TVs broken in 3 weeks. Paid for a new one though so we’re #AllGood
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Jack Dimhoff, MBA
4 months
@chopon_melvin Hasn’t been funny in 3 years
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2 months
I know some of you can’t use this
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3 months
Rallying the troops, putting some beers away, and hopefully finding some sort of play tonight. The hunt lives on. Fuck you Kamala and fuck you liberals
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3 months
The mountains. They’re speaking to me.
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4 months
Saw some broad on IG repost “America doesn’t deserve a birthday this year” Get the fuck out of my country you commie scum.
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2 months
Going back to your ex is not bad because you don’t have the weird “get to know each other” stage
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4 months
About to step into a steakhouse you can’t get a table at in an outfit you can’t afford #MrPutThatShitOn #FuckLiberals
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Agenda: Haircut Sheetz (red 40 slushie) Home Beers Any questions? Comments? Concerns?
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@BillyRumple No it actually does not “fuck”
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3 months
@MeLikeFoot The unmarried women (ugly) are the downfall of this country. Luckily for me, I’m marrying a republican no matter how long it takes.
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4 months
Bankshot!
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Not an ideal response from the ex wife tonight. Blacking out
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3 months
Confirmed (I don’t have friends)
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3 months
It’s an absolutely horrible night if you are: A) A domestic beer B) Tito’s Handmade Vodka C) Lemonade from the bar gun
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4 months
Not a snowballs chance in hell I’m drinking out of a can if I can help it
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I’m gonna get so fucking drunk tonight SHOUTOUT BROCK AND THE UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY FOOTBALL WILDCATS
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2 months
My evening went down the god damned tubes rather quickly
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I do not have any apologies for you liberals. You can all suck me for all I care. This white boy is going to get drunk and watch football. Cheers to the rest of you.
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I want her so bad dude it’s not even funny. I’d bury my head so far in between those boobs my head would be inside her chest cavity
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3 months
@EquitiesInTX Holy shit Nepo how did that beer taste
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4 months
You guys think I’m serious? 😂
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3 months
Mother just announced we’re hitting the Mexican spot for dinner. Definitely gonna drink some
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Happy Saturday to you too Mr. Millar! #FuckYouKamalaHarris
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@RickRyderSooner Rich, as someone who has a couple of size small PM shirts: I apologize for his behavior, we’re not all like this.
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White boy need to fuck!
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We like to party we like we like to party
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Fully committed to it. Double text has been sent. A captain goes down with his ship
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2 months
+3 thru 9 as a team
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Jack is walking home from the bar on a street with no sidewalk. Good luck kid
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@spliffsimmons Keith, Respectfully eat shit. That’s my wife. Thanks. -JD
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We’re back folks
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@larrybakerUSA Can’t stand that guy
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Whatever is going on in your life. I promise you an American Spirit or 3 can fix it. Worked for me tonight. Love you guys
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@RobTittyGuy @DieselCheif You’re disgusting.
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I know it doesn’t fit. Fuck you, I’m still richer. #FuckKamalaHarris #Trump2024 #MAGA
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Monday night liquor, and Kanye extended songs. You guys just don’t know.
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Hearing reports that the “Big” 250 is filled with October 2024 accounts that have LESS THAN 250 followers. How can you call yourself BIG when you’re filled with SMALL accounts? SAD!
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3 months
Drinking by myself on the back deck listening to my own music (no Nazi TouchTunes) is very nice until my mom tells me she’s “worried about my drinking habits”
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Jack Dimhoff, MBA
25 days
Not many things in this life better than Don’s breakfast
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3 months
Jack is gonna smoke this half cigar and have an evening.
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2 months
TV still not mounted. I move it to the living room sometimes. Lets relax.
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4 months
Exchanged a whole four messages. Get it together Jack
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@djimjustagirl @NCAAFootball14 If you ain’t 280 you ain’t a lady. Lets get those numbers up.
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4 months
Uber has been ordered
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4 months
Do I go to the tavern alone and pray I don’t see anyone from high school or do I continue drinking at the crib
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