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LBO Vinny

1 month

1) I’m calling Goldman’s desk to get me something I can short your company with 2) is 11:30 late in SF? Pretty early bed time for me personally What a loser

Ben Kennedy 🦎

@bentkennedy

1 month

SF is levels above man I’m grinding with the homies on a Sunday night at 11:30pm at night. You don’t get this shit anywhere else. 🌁

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LBO Vinny

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2 months

Getting a call scheduled for this afternoon when I had a 1:30 tee time

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Finding out my Hinge date has talked to other guys before

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LBO Vinny

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Going down on her during her period and she says she came

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That’s dope your HS won state in baseball man. You should re-post another IG story of it Hey by the way, you know you’re 25 right?

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

I’m looking for a girl in finance… …5’9, GS structured product sales, dad is a PM at Pershing

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

But were all the baddies in west village then?

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@JasonColavito

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New York City before the skyscrapers--an aerial view of Manhattan in 1931.

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

When the “investment banker” you just met through mutual friends doesn’t know whether he’s in product or coverage

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

1/ Pretty big life switch happening for me in the next few weeks, so is an appropriate time for the below: Taking (calculated) risk is the greatest asset young people have Unpleasant experiences unlock growth at an exponential rate, however temporary or permanent

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

When I am asked either 1) why I work so much 2) what my utopia is I always come back to this picture. It really is this simple

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

11 days

This is how I look with the Dune: Part Two soundtrack on when in excel

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Me and the 5’8 brunette who lives in WV

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

14 days

Running sensitivity tables on what my post-tax bonus looks like when compounded until 2060

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

22 days

“Hey guys - thanks for the work on the deck. Can we change the blue on the color palette to be just a touch lighter? Thx”

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

Took 3-4 weeks off of running Ran both days this weekend Haven’t read any studies we’re just going off vibes. Cardio 2-4 times a week drastically improves my mental state, energy, basically everything. Feel like Superman rn Highly recommend, everyone needs to start somewhere

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Alright guys no joke I actually think tonight was the 1st date with my wife Stay tuned

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

The most unrealistic part of American Psycho is commuting from UWS to Fidi

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

Honestly dude if I tried out, I think I’d make the men’s Olympic handball team

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Fellas, if she was posting from backstage for John summit this weekend, just focus on yourself king

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

If Calvin is making this music again we have actually never been more back than we presently are LFG

Dancing Astronaut

@dancingastro

1 month

So @CalvinHarris just posted this artwork He didn’t give any other info on the post so no idea if an ‘18 Months’ sequel is actually coming

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

And in return, I will open my next VDR at 9 PM on a Friday

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

It’s so over

LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Alright guys no joke I actually think tonight was the 1st date with my wife Stay tuned

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Hitting my analyst with a monitor if he shows up rocking this

East Village Ventures

@EV_Ventures_LLC

2 months

The liberal mind cannot comprehend this

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

4/ Sitting on your couch at 55 still asking yourself “what if” for a dozen scenarios will be soul crushing as your kids ask you about the person you could’ve become More risk, more experiences, more pursuits Your future is counting on you… the limits only exist in your mind

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

@milky_selena Just turned 25 and if I had managed to get married somehow at 22 I’m incredibly confident I’d be divorced with how much I’ve changed in that time frame… will be interesting to see what the next 2 hold…

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

26 days

Locked myself out of my apartment this morning, missed my flight, woke up girl I’ve been seeing at 6 am It can only be up from here bros

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

L + ratio + F35s + ~$1T defense budget + can’t point to Yemen on a map + not a barren wasteland of sand 🇺🇸

Richard Medhurst

@richimedhurst

3 months

Yemen presents its first hypersonic missile. These things are virtually impossible to shoot down. It would be best if the Royal Navy and US Navy went home. This is a new Middle East and they're not cut out for it. God bless the Yemenis. They are amazing.

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

13 days

Went to a tailor recently (non-NYC) and was quoted ~$4k for 2 jackets, 6 shirts and 2 pairs of pants. Haven’t done fully custom clothing before and wanted to see if this is reasonable? TIA

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

2/ Jobs will always come back, true friends and family will always be there as a support system… but the personal, professional or relationship gamble you’re contemplating will not (time kills all things). Take the risk, chase more paths and passions

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

@the_P_God Oooohhhhhh 11:30 What’s next? You answered an email on a Saturday? Congrats dude

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

1/ On a related note, I find sacrifice / doing things for anyone but myself to be really rewarding I trick myself in all phases of my life this way. Working out is having a better body for the girl I’m seeing, letting her vent about her day when I just want to hear her voice

East Village Guy

@eastvillageguy

1 month

Sacrifice is giving up something good for something better

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

25th birthday celebrations are officially commencing The shareholders will, unfortunately, not be getting my best work for the next 96 hours Cheers

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

Another late night in the trenches with my VP

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Last 10 days was probably the worst stretch I’ve ever had on the desk Deal signed up. Time for a slutty liquid lunch and a hard summer Friday LFG

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

🚨🚨I have officially signed free agent papers with Team Blonde this summer My time with Team Brunette was fun, but fleeting and left me wanting more I am very optimistic of what is to come with Team Blonde and I’m thankful for this opportunity For posterity, Vin

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Of all the financial specific jargon I hate, “pregnant” takes the cake in every scenario

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

Every time I get hit with a Saturday night email blowing up plans I had, I fantasize about two things 1)k***ing myself 2) being an ECM/DCM banker

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

Current state of affairs

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

3/ No one actually knows where they’re headed. The spontaneity of the unknown is what makes life worth living Do more things, pursue more people… you will always be able to live with uncomfortable realities…

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Out of office. Lakehouse. Pls don’t text

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Yeah imma have a million rooftop drinks today

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

I am officially a SoHo resident

LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Looking at places in Fidi… is this a terrible mistake or am I onto something?

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

@expansionfool Only piece of advice senior year is to not take yourself too seriously. Go out every Tuesday, skip 60% of classes, etc All the time in the world before you hit the desk. Also highly recommend taking a trip next summer with signing bonus. Won’t have a ton of time 1st year 🫡🫡

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Chat - her listening to my on repeat playlist is an immense positive, right? Right??

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

Countries… entire countries for her

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

12 days

LDW staffing this late should actually be illegal Ts and Ps are appreciated in these trying times

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

22 days

A never ending road

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

@etherean_ Actually a quick google search shows Billy boy is listed as PM so kindly suck on my nads, Mate

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

It has, literally, never been more over than it currently is

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

@middlemarketmac Hey if you don’t hire him send him my way

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

When the intern you like royally fucks some stuff up for the 1st time

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

Hey guys can someone make a “sparkling water as investment banks” list? I’m pretty thirsty but don’t want to be seen on park ave drinking the Citi version of water TIA

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Mezz

@for_yield

2 months

Bezos and Zuck are an example that you actually can become very cool with a lot of money, so maybe we should all focus on making as much money as possible

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Sir, a second (fifteenth) lake beer has entered the chat

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

4 months

I’m excited to say, after a 3 month sabbatical, I am officially back and ready to be an idiot on the internet again

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

On today’s episode of we’re so back

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Looking at places in Fidi… is this a terrible mistake or am I onto something?

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

Interns taking every single personal call at their desk

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Roaring 20’s have officially entered the chat

unusual_whales

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2 months

Microsoft, $MSFT, has laid off its internal DEI team, per BI.

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

11 days

Me looking at my deal team before I crash out this weekend It is actually so over

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

@HESaBSG I have played myself

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

As it always will be

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

@cigarettequeeen Gnna start lying to women like this

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

Live look at my intern updating some public comps (He was hand spreading every metric and not using the CIQ plug-in)

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

12 days

@middlemarketmac Cuz he’s an investment banking MBA associate director associate working on the #REF model CIM !!!! Pls fix 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

Very pleased with my decision to convert this summer This one has legs, we’re potentially talking about a lifetime contact. Stay tuned

LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

🚨🚨I have officially signed free agent papers with Team Blonde this summer My time with Team Brunette was fun, but fleeting and left me wanting more I am very optimistic of what is to come with Team Blonde and I’m thankful for this opportunity For posterity, Vin

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

2/2 Sacrificing time now so I am able to be fully present in my children’s lives. emptying dishwasher? Doing that so someone else doesn’t have to. List goes on True life hack. Few things I do I do for “myself”. Highly recommend, makes the most mundane shit fun / rewarding too

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

@flexupfirstyear Grass is greener will always be a thing but hinge reinforces this too much. Smallest of conflicts are it’s just on to the next. But it’s a self fulfilling prophecy with dipping over small shit. Kinda helpful in a paradoxical way tbh

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

Another full Sunday spent in front of my computer

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

Hey man how’s it going? Do you have any capa….

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

@ebitdagirliee It’s not my fault it’s filled with the most insufferable tech bros ever

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Seems like a really terrible day for unlimited drinks at a Brooklyn rooftop

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

27 days

Shoutout the guy holding Caesar’s palace coup on the E today She’s not going to fuck you man, put it in your backpack

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Me with my absolute mf boys who I haven’t seen since Christmas this weekend

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

21 days

For all my sins, I would specifically like to apologize for being a Tame Impala hater for years I can’t believe I was this uncultured, but I’m happy to be on the right side of history now

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Every day I fight the same battle

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

LinkedIn needs to build in a gender filter so I can scroll all the baddies at K&E with ease

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

@eastvillageguy No, because during that 3-4 week span I was still lifting Vibes are materially higher for the rest of the day after just 2-4 miles. My particular favorite is an early Saturday morning run (if I did not go out Friday). Back home by 9 / 9:30 and am very productive RoD

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

@Restructuring__ “Multi-million” = $1.5M rounded up that he received from both sets of grandparents and his father This guy needs to go fuck his own face

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LBO Vinny

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2 months

We have hit the “dude a PJ would be cheaper” part of conversation already Someone pls send help

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Burnt out A2A aso when the useless 2nd year anl asks them to look at a planner

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Another Sunday evening spent watching gladiator. Never gets old

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Some people are living my dream rolling absolute sack for Swedish House Mafia at Tomorrowland and to that I say next summer inshallah

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LBO Vinny

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29 days

@the_P_God You had to know this was coming when you domesticated a BKN girly

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Looking at outlook in a 3 hour fire drill immediately upon waking up

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

First time ever oversleeping a flight this AM. This is incredibly not cool

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

Swedish house mafia teasing new music, first snips of gladiator 2 released, bonus season around the corner and a heater of 4th of July weekend coming up? Yeah, we’re all the way back. Potentially the most back we’ve ever been

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

I will now exclusively be saying “yeah definitely sold that stock at the right time” whenever someone asks me about a past fling

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

4 months

The last girl I was kinda seeing ended it over my Twitter so it’s only right the next one marries me because of it Inshallah

Rota

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Meet your mutuals

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

3 months

If anyone is feeling sad, lonely or depressed… I just want you to know I am feeling none of those things right now

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

4 months

Pls bro pls just walk me through how to write this sumif formula pls bro. I know I’m 32, have my MBA and make $50k / year more than you but pls I really need to get this out pls bro im begging

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

12 days

@the_P_God The average IQ in the SEC burnerverse is below 72

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

2 months

@HaroldSJohnson2 Tennis, not even close I would say polo but my grandfather didn’t build a railroad so I do not know anyone who plays and seems to pretentious. Tennis is just the right amount of snobby Not golf, I want my own hobby / time

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

1 month

Something something I’m going to go get 36 oysters and drink a bottle of rose something something

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LBO Vinny

@LeveredVinny

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