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Houston Mallette’s Burner

@MallettesBurner

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The Avengers

Houston Mallette’s Burner

@MallettesBurner

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D1 Haters starting five PG: Houston SG: @billyhandcock SF: @kingedger76 PF: @KennyKarate1 C: @popdatpussyfoAC Coach: @PimpSanderson

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Houston Mallette’s Burner

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National guard ain’t pulling me out

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“Hey I’m a d1 hockey goalie” No ur a club goalie and a fag

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Might hit the portal

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Name a bigger fag than Dalton Chandler, oh wait you can’t

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@LeCap623 @SportsCenter There are, I’m one of them

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Burner meet up?

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Idek what to say at this point

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Douche of the day

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Would and would not taking any further questions

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Douche of the day candidate

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Top 10 #LFG

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Go Gators?

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@VGKCringeRedux Nope it’s club, but they love saying their d1 bc we don’t have an ncaa program

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Fuck gambill gentry all my homies hate gambill gentry

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Pulled the trigger on some Hokas

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Two new douche of the day winners

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Difference between me and Biden is I wouldn’t pull out #LivMorgan

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Can’t believe I missed the tik tok rizz party at moes last week of school 🤦‍♂️

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Houston Mallette’s Burner

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if mj has 1000 haters, i am one of them. if mj has 1 hater, i am that hater. if the world is against mj, i am with the world. if the world is for mj, i am against the world.

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Houston Mallette’s Burner

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More proof this accounts run by a yankee

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New Sydney Thomas ig post

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Houston Mallette’s Burner

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If anyone wanted Houston’s schedule for this fall here it is. Interested to see who will join me

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Mommy?

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Douche of the day

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I hate women

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Blink if you’re in trouble Sydney Houston will save you

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mom just casually said she has a Facebook burner to shit talk with

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When the bouncers trying to drag me out the bar

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This ain’t right

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@RufusSnell

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Me watching Brandon Miller shoot 3/19 against sdsu

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This kid really took a video of him crying singing Zach Bryan and posts fit on tik tok, grow tf up

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Me next to the tide bench next season in the throwback unis

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Got a date lined up for tonight wish me luck, is it appropriate to mention my burner?

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Good morning here’s Mark Sears 7 threes vs Clemson @BarstoolClemson u suck

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Not gonna happen cuz you’re a women

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HIVLM

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@cyrustruth0 These are the fags Sydney Thomas hangs with. She should be hanging with the burnerverse

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@CardsFB99 Some randoms snap story had to screenshot, if I knew them I wouldn’t be friends with them Bart.

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U look like a fucking dog

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“I’m a dog.” - Angel Reese 🔥

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@bigtensucks9 Sydney Thomas

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Cop?

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@KennyKarate1 Smoothies are the only thing I disagree. Protein smoothies 👍, regular fruity gay smoothies 👎

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Douche of the day @Reese10Angel

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Just watched like 6 basketball people get cuffed after work for starting a brawl, stereotypical 🤦‍♂️

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@StatelyOaks0

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Me on Georgia weekend

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Tatum texting Bill Walton before game 4 tonight

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Me after a night at the booth

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Disgusting!

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Jalen Milroe back shots go crazy

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MARK SEARS IM POURING HONEY ON YOU GOAT

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Trump walking out to many men by 50 cent gonna hit like crack

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@walkersamps3 Isn’t that your mtn brook graduation year?

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Houston Mallette’s Burner

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How will the women of Tuscaloosa find me when I wear this out next year?

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Houston Mallette’s Burner

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Started my basketball coaching debut tn with my buddies 6th grade team. We lost by 50 these fucking kids suck

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Yeah I’m ready to end it all

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Naz Reid I’m pouring honey on you goat

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How I look at my homie when he says he doesn’t have any bag

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About to say fuck it and pull a Scottie here

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This guys resisting the temptation to talk to the newest zeta class

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Words can’t express how much I miss tide sports

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What is going on on tik tok 😭

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“I’m not like other girls” while she’s in Europe for the summer

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@AB84 This kid having the worst fucking bday know to man

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The Kyle Flip gf shit is crazy, and she went to bama too 🤦‍♂️

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Hard no for me!

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Watching Mark Sears dribble the clock out on April 7th 2025 to bring the tide their first natty

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@El_Rooster_mart Pike rush event

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@billyhandcock Great thread Billy. I agree with you. Here’s another example of how much he loves this country

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All this Trump talk but let’s not forget Alabama has the best football and basketball coach in the country

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Burner trip with vlm who’s in?

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I stay up late some nights thinking about that Grant Nelson dunk vs uconn

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Watching the Yankees Red Sox game and Tristan Casas won’t stfu

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@sportsman17171 @forbes4under20 Just say u like dick bro it’s ok

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Fitting

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The #B1G celebrates #PrideMonth .

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Broke the Trump news first in my boys groupchat, got me feeling like woj

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A biological man is competing in women’s boxing at the Olympics that should be a crime

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The difference between Nate Oats and Bruce Pearl is Oats has a hot ass daughter

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FUCKING TANK THATS MY PRESIDENT

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Fake just got taken, chat am I cooked?

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@petermillarpaul Yeah she’ll be hiding from you

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Happy Juneteenth to all who celebrate! Gonna go hold my local Texaco cashier at gunpoint!

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Have this one adpi on snap and she has 5 main story posts rn all in a club in Europe like we don’t care

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Just walked in to Sketch’s house and saw this hanging up

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@BagMan19474 @billyhandcock Hey fuck u buddy

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No way Ben Hess is a first round mlb pick that mf SUCKED

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We made it

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@adderallcapital Not a free thinker, just racist

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@ballhazeme18 @feetfondler69 Her dad’s a scamming criminal, she has felonies, faked an overdose, family has a fake Amazon reality tv show. Just look up Jayson Waller and every article is about how he’s a criminal

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@AlwaysSonnyinAU