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Posted without comment (near city hall)

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There's no way Johnson can survive this latest wave of memes. He'll have to resign.

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@SamHaft @webofevil He's right though - no one qualified as a doctor until "malpractice" was abolished.

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@guywalters "Never trust a man who wishes Hitler won WW2" is a pretty reliable rule.

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@NFauchereau @knighton_bob I think this is actually the Jordan Peterson story. Years and years of serious papers about clinical psychiatry that no one cared about, then he does what everyone in academic psych dreams of: having a bestselling self-help book for idiots who need to be told to tidy their room.

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@DoctorRolla Unless they have Anne Hathaway as Simone Weil and Vince Vaughan as Georges Bataille what literally is the point.

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@niall_gooch James And The Differently-Sized Peach

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@carl_thompson70 @msloobylou Those things have been going around in London for a few years now. I can't confirm if it's just the same hen party constantly on the move. Maybe they went North?

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@Jason_G_Eaves @jamestplunkett WFH leads to erosion of boundaries and the presumption that someone is always available. Stepping in and out of the office should be when the day starts and ends. Yes, I know it's never quite that, but it gets worse without it.

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@PhinHarper @piercepenniless @emmadentcoad @UKLabour "I'm Brian Eno. If you don't vote Labour I'll stand here making a weird noise."

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@kylegriffin1 @dudleycruse shit, he just lost Semantic County.

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@cjayanetti We already had this discourse with the "stop spending money in Pret" (pre-pandemic) followed by "you need to spend money in Pret" (pandemic). Telegraph writers don't have a consistent set of imperatives for young people. They just don't like them.

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@BlondeRach3 My mum could drive for a week on £5 of petrol in 1983, don't know why these snowflakes are complaining.

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@JenAshleyWright switched on TV and there was a massive prick on display, called Boris Johnson

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@So_Very_Tired @webofevil @iealondon One great thing about the Death Star is the number of Brits employed at senior management levels.

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@davidallengreen Corbyn and his team of amateurs could never have wreaked this much damage on capitalism. You need the professionals.

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@RopesToInfinity The cat is to keep the mice away from the pasta hoard, obvs.

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@DrMatthewSweet @GBNEWS He didn't do the Gospel reading, he did the Second Reading from Colossians.

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@KateMaltby @braintree_ Ben's never met a straight woman. Every time he asks one out, they say they're 100% lesbian.

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@redmondmichael1 I was going to write "That's an old Michael Redmond joke"... and then I saw you are Michael Redmond. You told that on Radio 4 in 1988, and Friday Night Live a few weeks later. And it's still great.

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@atomic_elbow Fucking hell and I always expect total documentary realism from Wonder Woman films. There's a bit earlier when they're discussing the Treaty Of Versailles and she gets the details of the Saarland governance wrong as well.

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@stevenpoole It's like in the 80s: whilst the Right footled about in the shallow end of the Bank Of England, MI5 and the Army, the Left seized the real power centres of The Listener, Time Out, and Middlesex University English Department.

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He won't ride in cars any more, they remind him of blowjobs - "Vicky's Box" by Throwing Muses ( @kristinhersh )

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What is the greatest ONE LINE in a song ever, Not a verse or chorus. Just One Line?

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@OlufemiOTaiwo Actually Norway now has even more money, because they bet it all on a horse that came in 10-4.

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@FeserEdward The only serious remedy is to surgically sterilize males until they have the maturity for the commitment of fatherhood, at which point the operation can be reversed and an electronic tagging device implanted to ensure they never abscond.

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@ItsDanThomas Peter Pratt was 53 when he appeared in The Deadly Assassin

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@Sir_SpankalotUK @davidallengreen it isn't big enough for us all

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@brokenbottleboy "It's always someone else's fault" is the only firm principle of modern conservatism on both sides of the Atlantic.

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@GowTolson "Cell phones". That well-known British expression.

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@tnielsenhayden @charles_consult I always wondered why the NYPD didn't just have a bunch of guys in those places all the time, they'd get all the really big heists and conspiracies

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@kerryjeanlister The Queen won't move immediately. It'll be a bishop or a rook.

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Fight cancel culture and the erasure of history. Don't let them put the 9th April 1994 issue of The Spectator in their Orwellian memory hole.

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@BenStax @pollybirkbeck Rolf Harris. I could never tell what it was.

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@gavinmuellerphd If you're a materialist name your top 3 materials.

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Boris Johnson is a 12 year old trying to be Winston Churchill in a school play.

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@danbarker @AlanKelloggs in this country you don't get rewarded for solving problems, just for having hot takes on them

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@maggieserota History occurs first as tragedy then as shit Hollywood remake

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@JuliaHB1 @oflynnsocial You two put up with up with it because you can't get anything else.

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@LauraCatriona It's about to be 2020 and we still have A Question Of Sport.

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@ladylislis @twcuddleston It's a comedian.

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@deontologistics @lastpositivist A certain kind of guy is obsessed with formal fallacies. This is fallocentrism.

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@brokenbottleboy A typical example of bad copy editing. "dwarfs" should be "dwarves" and with a comma after it.

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@brokenbottleboy The name "Rod Liddle" belongs in a rejected script for a sitcom about men in an erectile dysfunction support group.

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@highfivedave @markantro You don't have to watch TV. Get a hobby.

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@norock @tompeck "My dad risked his life in the Battle of Britain. He was in the Luftwaffe."

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@piercepenniless Former music journalist Linehan has never seen the video to "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

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@in_drywall @simonw just delete it. Data is secondary to theory

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@brokenbottleboy Once someone doubted the Pizza Box Theory, they started questioning everything else. It was a Domino's Effect.

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@youngvulgarian @DocPhoenix Why is New York State not just New Yorkshire

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@cylinderarms @Pseudoliminalis Foreskin Gliding sounds like the name of an American Conservative columnist.

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@benphillips76 @Wiglet1981 Modern superyachts have radar, torpedos and anti-aircraft guns to resist hostile forces in a collapsing world.

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@Hieraaetus @ramzinohra01 Furthermore: "Apollo" has the variant "Live At The Apollo".

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Can we have a venn diagram of "WFH is killing Pret A Manger [now]" and "Milennials could afford a deposit if they stop going to Pret A Manger [2019]" pls.

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@brokenbottleboy If someone followed their parents in to union activism, isn't that quite trad Labour?

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@mikecolton totally discredited. Fake punctuation

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@Baddiel a particular kind of fuckwit thinks "Baddiel, I can totally have him in an argument". Wrongly.

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@lastpositivist Grifters pander to an audience. Philosophers avoid this by not having an audience.

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@elwasson He's still a young fit lad. He can soon get it all back working as a 24 hour plumber.

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@CapenerSean I expect you're fishing for something like "The God Delusion"... but I expect the books that cause real problems are all those dreary management tomes that most of us never look at, but we experience their briefly-fashionable influence in bad decisions that impact jobs and lives.

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@annascottpiano @MikeBenchCapon I'm just glad he didn't have a British accent. That would be reinforcing the worst stereotypes of the UK.

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@faisalislam time for Andrea Leadsom to be sacrificed

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@Dandy_excelsis @PolhomeEditor @oflynnsocial No copy editors these days either.

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@FeserEdward It must be accepted as normal and necessary for police to stop and question any fathers at large at night on the streets or in bars to check they are not taking too much time away from work or home.

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@BirdRespecter I thought that "broke and living in a car but keeping up appearances" was known to be a thing in California for a few decades now.

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@Badger5000 Speaking as a meaningless internet contrarian, I assert that Chiles is superior to the affected Barthesian styling of "theorists" and his quotidian naivete is more valuable to future cultural archaeologists.

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@mrmarkroberts "controversial humour" = "the company would not disclose the details of the settlement it reached out of court".

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Does anyone know why The Spectator havent scanned all the pages from their issue of 9th April 1994 into their Archive yet? It was a big thing at the time, discussed on the Today programme.

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@tywilc Astral Welps

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@pattymo @sliderulesyou Have you reached out to someone in HR about this

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@samtennent True fact: I have a copy of "Best Of Morrissey" signed by David Quantick.

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@CharlotteMende1 The narrator prefers Clarkson to Matt Blanc era Top Gear?

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@edjeff @youngvulgarian When they change gender they use twice as much electricity, that's why the bills are going up

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@brokenbottleboy I'VE GOT A PORSCHE

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All these people angry at Hitler but what would they say if Stephen Fry invaded Poland eh

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@DrMatthewSweet @thecoastguy @GBNEWS If the WEF want to buy out GB News it'll probably cost about £5.62

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@DavidSamFrancis @cjayanetti EXPOSING THE INCOMPETENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM

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@econseptiles @jamestplunkett Workers chatting in a canteen can be a very efficient way to spread news and raise issues, helpful in a tech-based business. How many of these "we don't need offices" opinions are coming from male managers who don't directly have to fix problems?

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Sanders now has Public Enemy and Sonic Youth, he just needs Bret Easton Ellis and he's got the full set of people who were cool 35 years ago.

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@Gracro5 @matthewrbroome I'm Waiting For My Main Course

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@AlexFinnis @nintendocashbox many London kids in 1939 hadn't seen cows or trees until they got evacuated to the country

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@opaIlynch wearing a Poppy is the paradigm of virtue signalling, if it means anything, yet you'll never see it denounced as such

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@PCollinsTimes that was obvious some time before the referendum. I voted Remain precisely to avoid this

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@locowizz @tenko10k0 @_HeadHeartHands @BigJoeNBA The Accidental Swastika was the best Ricky Gervais movie.

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@ManArmyof @lastpositivist His record label hasn't had a good new act in years.

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@AaronBastani The LD manifesto is just a card you can fill in with your own comments and suggestions.

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@electricalWSOP I saw a G.G.Allin album cover that had a quote from you saying you saw a great gig he did. So if you don't like someone's live show, it must be literally worse than shit.

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@Themightyhutch @angelbelsey No worries - all the bike thieves will be taking the day off as well.

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@jeremycorbyn "Corbyn sent a coded message for personal attacks to commence immediately"

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@SamCoatesSky @lewis_goodall "I guess being in Johnson's cabinet doesn't really count as a job"

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@stab100 @juliefair @blaiklockBP We investigated it. The hospital mentioned doesn't exist. End of investigation.

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Celebrate Wittgenstein's birthday by doing something unspeakable.

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@Leahgreenb @cjayanetti I'm reading this without context and so it massively underdetermines which of the millions of men it could be referring to.

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@ruskin147 If you try to measure who's best at quantum computing it affects the result.

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@patrickamon @Miss_Snuffy @akalamusic The dead ones aren't too well known either. Plato, Machiavelli and Marx probably the only candidates, and their actual ideas even less known.

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@TheRealPDQ @Bill_nsb @jodie504nawlins @jaketapper No he isn't claiming that. The issue is that Trump didn't want them in this parade. Read more slowly, and say the words out loud if necessary.

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@brokenbottleboy It's like De Niro says to the slot-machine guy in Casino: either you knew about the scam, and I should fire you for fraud, or you didn't, then I should fire you for incompetence.

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@trotsky___ @ziwe @jonnysun No, they're even worse at general policy. Trump has no ideas and Le Pen is leading a glorified crank party.

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@in_drywall @carl_b_sachs CIA promoted Kant to destroy left-wing movements with idealist heresies.

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@turincomplete @doodlestein @paulg Sure. You don't actually need technical people to run a tech business. You just need a syncophantic audience of soft-headed libertarian fanboys who get weak-kneed at the thought of Big Important Business Dudes.

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