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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

3 years

An evergreen tweet.

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@braintree_ SHANINE NO

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

5 years

Someone please invite me to your wedding reception so I can buy this unnescessarily passive aggressive card.

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4 years

I saw this in FB and I hoped to have forgotten about it in the night, especially the review.

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3 years

@greendoondoon Just fucking ask if you are saying it right. I speak as someone whose name is pretty basic but still gets some weird shit.

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10 months

My cold take is that by only exposing Russell Brand, who is irrelevant now, it ignores how widespread this is. Lots of men breathing a sigh of relief it isn't about them rather than changing their behaviour.

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3 months

This picture. She looks like she is the surrogate for him and the dog.

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5 years

@gfrancie @gossipbabies And if they are dead then I need to find a new fancy piece with my beautiful smooth skin.

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3 years

Because narcissism I did buy a very expensive #iceland #Eurovision jumper last year. Me now

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5 years

"Looking forward to hearing about the ceremony and meal from other guests"

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1 year

I really hope after all this Huw Edwards is on BBC News at Ten later, winking at us like Anne Robinson at the end.

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1 year

I am struggling with all this defence of people who cannot just shut up when they are at the theatre/a performance. This isn't about culture, disability etc this about drunk people with a sense of entitlement.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

4 years

Never forget.

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Shanine Shanine

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6 years

@HKaczynski I resent that as a woman I am not expected to want pockets I think it really affects things like exercise. You still have keys, random receipts and free shit you have collected. How many women even want a handbag!?

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Shanine Shanine

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3 years

Got this shirt in the men's section of H&M for £3 and we can all agree not a single man would look as good as me in this.

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3 years

Just roared with laughter at the BBC saying "the family checked with his doctor before they went to Barbados" doesn't mean the doctor said yes.

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2 months

Sweet Jebus and the Mary Chain. Imagine if he died doing this, what he loved.

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Jack Grealish nearly FALLING OFF THE BUS. 😭

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4 months

@carbdiem Also a two week paid scheme. You need to be in London, you need to have accommodation, so it immediately excludes anyone poor who doesn't have someone who they can stay with. I grew up in Southampton and there were little to no opportunities there and that is a city.

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Shanine Shanine

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4 years

Merry Christmas. The cracker hats don't fit my hair and I would like to declare the cracker people as racists.

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2 years

Very excited about this Noel Edmonds doc on Channel 5. Mainly so I can share this horrific image

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4 years

This is like footage when a spouse is asking for her to come home but he knows she is under the patio.

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@JimMFelton

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Matt Hancock pretending to cry based on diagrams he saw in a book

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Shanine Shanine

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7 years

Actor @IanMcKellen to perform some of his finest roles to raise money for @parktheatre

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

4 years

@_craigmanson I had to stop going to Q&As because of this. I think of this cartoon a lot

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Shanine Shanine

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4 years

Still, weeks on, laughing at this caption for Hugh Pym

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Shanine Shanine

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4 years

Laurence Fox making his comments, in the light of having a mixed-race brother in law AND a mixed race girlfriend, is extraordinary. White privilege not budging even when he is spending time with people who don't have that.

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4 years

Cannot believe Kay Burley has been suspended for six months on full pay. I would love that, I am always disgracing myself. I deserve it.

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4 years

Imagine...imagine if Ed Milliband brings down Boris Johnson. I want a picture of Ed winking sat on top of the Ed Stone if it happens.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

3 years

There is a good documentary called After 82 on Amazon Prime about the UK HIV/AIDS pandemic, if you have recovered from #ItsaSin

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Shanine Shanine

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4 years

I keep laughing at this gif, which I am blaming lockdown for but I always love a naughty dog

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Shanine Shanine

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1 year

I am loving this twist that they tried to murder him with that walk then actually murdered him with that holiday.

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Shanine Shanine

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1 year

Thought I would share this fun fact as I was writing some questions (in theory for something, in reality for my pleasure) Geri Halliwell wore the ICONIC Versace green dress made famous by Jennifer Lopez about two months before and nobody gave a fuck. Poor Geri

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

2 years

I am glad my functional alcoholism under an academic guise has won me fans.

Ariadne Griffin 🦋

@Ariadne_Reviews

2 years

An icon has emerged. #Mastermind

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@braintree_

2 years

Haha!

Bill Turpin

@BillTurpinFX

2 years

I love #mastermind

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

2 years

Playing GTA Vice City and sat in my stolen car until it got to the best bit of Owner of a Lonely Heart. Despite Spotify existing.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

4 years

Can we take a moment to admire just how big my hair has got?

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SB Nation

@SBNation

1 year

Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?

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4 months

I am going to Canary Wharf for an exhibition and Google is saying I can take a river bus. I have never taken a river bus in my life. Excited.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

4 years

Amy Winehouse. I don't think she hit her full potential as an artist or as a person.

Maverick 👑

@B_oySix

4 years

What celebrity death, in your lifetime, hit you the hardest?

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

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@SeanJonesKC @davethyl @ChelseaFC Even more baffling when you consider the WSL kicks off tomorrow, at Stamford Bridge, WSL is a growing but still accessible league. Making out it is niche doesn't help grow the sport

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Shanine Shanine

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4 months

Absolutely iconic picture of Leo, a fat Labrador, who is never full on BBC news now. Same, babe, same.

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Shanine Shanine

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4 years

My dreadful Christmas jumper arrived, lads.

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Shanine Shanine

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3 years

Happy St Patrick's Day to everyone except Ed Sheeran and his song Galway Girl.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

5 years

How many times does it need to be said Politically 👏 interested 👏 people 👏 apply 👏 for 👏 Question👏 Time👏 Imagine if someone who played Sunday 5 A Side was abused for being in the audience of A Question of Sport.

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Shanine Shanine

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4 years

So it turns out many people in my life are unaware of bank holiday being moved from 4 May to 8 May and I am here for when it kicks off on Twitter.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

4 years

How is Mattel getting this so right when others have failed. Poor Nikki, Barbie is a very authentic shocked and appalled white person voice as well.

Barbie

@Barbie

4 years

On today’s vlog, Nikki talks to #Barbie about racism and some of the ways she has been treated unfairly because of the color of her skin. Having conversations like this is one of the first steps in addressing and combatting a systemic problem.

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Sorry to any new followers but if you play with fire you get burned.

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Shanine Shanine

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10 months

It would have incredibly impactful if you had a range of famous men from different generations having these accusations thrown at them. Of course Brand is a predator but don't act like he was the only one.

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@braintree_

4 years

He hasn't tweeted in 13 hours

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Shanine Shanine

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3 years

A reminder that I am on Mastermind next week so get your scandalous stories about me ready for the Daily Mail.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

1 year

Just put him in prison anyway.

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@BreakingNews

1 year

Jury decides Ed Sheeran did not copy parts of Marvin Gaye’s ‘Let’s Get it On’ melody in his hit ‘Thinking Out Loud.’

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Shanine Shanine

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3 months

Cackling at this bit about Martine in @MichaelCragg 's Reach for the Stars

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@braintree_

4 years

I have so many questions but is anyone else wondering if she slipped and fell on the jizz and that is why she broke her hip?

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Shanine Shanine

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6 years

World in Motion is better than Three Lions. Don't @ me, please.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

1 year

I have a lot of love for her look. It is her, she hasn't compromised but it suits the occasion so well.

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@Baddiel

1 year

Not sure what’s going on here but seems to a bloke in a uniform receiving some kind of honour from a Queen.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

4 months

The Unknown being a pretty mixed race lady is the twist we need and deserve.

Jayden Libran

@JaydenLibran

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"The Unknown" from the Wonka experience is now known! Her name is Felicia. This is her with the other actors, shortly before disaster. #wonkaexperience #theunknown

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Shanine Shanine

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If I was Rishi's people I would have him say "I don't use an NHS GP, and adding my family to their workload would be counterproductive but I am willing to talk and find out what the NHS needs" Honestly it isn't hard.

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Shanine Shanine

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4 years

Didn't see lockdown in the future, did you?

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Shanine Shanine

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9 years

I so want a 1980s set spin off about Claudette and Eric Mitchell #EastEnders

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

4 years

Have all the lady comics died?

The Big Fat Quiz

@BFQuiz

4 years

WE. ARE. BACK. And with a lot to talk about! Join @jimmycarr and special guests @RealDMitchell , #JamesAcaster , @StaceySolomon , @MayaJama , @joelycett & @RichardAyoade for the #BigFatQuiz of 2020! Boxing Day on @Channel4 @ 09:05PM

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6 years

What did she did do!?

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Shanine Shanine

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4 years

Captain Tom Moore and his family going to Barbados whilst people cannot travel and see their families isn't even peak 2020.

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2 years

New hair, who dis

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Shanine Shanine

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4 years

I wonder how many people who go "Oooh don't live in London because crime" have actually been a victim of crime in London?

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3 years

I know I am in the minority but I would love a quarantine hotel experience. Do Not Disturb always on the door. Nice lady baths, decent WiFi, the little biscuits and the little kettle. Living the dream.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

5 years

@gfrancie @gossipbabies I am in my thirties now. I cannot miss a day of cleansing.

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Shanine Shanine

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7 years

This detailed collection of Sgt Cryer facial expressions during The Bill credits is making me love life

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3 years

My mum sent me some old pics and I do not remember being this cute as a child

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

2 years

Oh look it is me. I forgot my real name would be exposed so looking forward to all friend requests on Facebook.

Mastermind

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2 years

Contenders in the #BlackChair tonight: Tom Lea, Lousia Radice, John Ball & Shanine Salmon, answering questions on their specialist subjects: Line of Duty, The Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood, The Rebecca Riots & Gin. Tune in at 7:30pm on BBC2. #mastermind

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3 months

@jackryeo You: I said what I said.

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@braintree_

5 months

I washed my hair, post braid removal today, and it turns out I am Slash from Guns N Roses.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

3 years

I am finding the "BUT HE IS A POLICEMAN" comments around Sarah Everard really interesting because as a woman of colour I don't particularly trust the police as an institution and because of that I am not surprised an individual would abuse the power they have.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

1 year

Relief from all of us as Clive Myrie is on BBC News. He doesn't need to pay anyone for anything.

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Shanine Shanine

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8 months

Enjoy this picture of my hair, pre braids, two people had to blow dry it.

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Shanine Shanine

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3 years

I won't go into details but all I will say is I hope that Barbados holiday was worth it.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

4 years

Local neighbour cat, Glam cat and I have such a loving friendship

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Shanine Shanine

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2 years

Thanks for being lovely re: #Mastermind when I chose gin it was because I had a book on it and thus was a legit subject. I actually wanted to do the Razzies but maybe next time

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4 years

Who are you people desperate to play sports with your family? The only people I can think of is either The Nevile family or The Williams sisters.

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

2 years

Hey women! Why are you wary of men? Well...

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1 year

There is a conversation about how minorities feel in the theatre space but from what I can see in Manchester a bunch of drunk white people ruined a black led show....

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Shanine Shanine

@braintree_

2 years

. @thecatreviewer Local glam cat taken by @gareryu . 10/10 for attractiveness 1/10 for her aloof demeanour.

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11 months

@rudemrlang I screamed. Can she sue? I would sue.

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@braintree_

4 years

@Laura_K_A I love that they are claiming it is to raise money for Covid relief but it is clearly a benefit for Team Jennifers.

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4 years

How cute are baby skunks? Oh my god!

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Shanine Shanine

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4 years

This Rebecca Front/L Fox exchange makes me wonder if he was a good person at some point what on earth happened. Surely Billie Piper, who I adore, doesn't have that much power. I suppose I assume people like him were always racists but kept quiet because life treated them good.

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Shanine Shanine

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I took this picture of the Milan Duomo and truthfully did nothing to make it look nice but I am still proud of it.