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Badger Meinhof

@Badger5000

8 years

Britain, live pictures:

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2 years

The King is BACK

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*gestures loosely at absolutely fucking everything*

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@piersmorgan 😬

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5 years

@piersmorgan As everyone piles on Gary Glitter, I'd like to say he's a great guy, an excellent singer and hugely popular ... So much snobbery & hypocrisy being spewed by his critics.

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6 years

@betandforget @KTHopkins @CarolineLucas that would be nice

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@piersmorgan As everyone piles on Rolf Harris, I'd like to say he's a great guy, an excellent broadcaster, and hugely popular with the vast majority of people who watched & appeared (voluntarily) on his top-rated show. So much snobbery & hypocrisy being spewed by his critics.

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8 years

Amazing scenes below the line at the FT

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5 years

@piersmorgan As everyone piles on Max Clifford I'd like to say he's a great guy, an excellent PR man, and hugely popular with the vast majority of people whom he represents. So much snobbery & hypocrisy being spewed by his critics.

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6 years

Enjoyed Fulham needlessly poking the #LFC beehive in the match programme yesterday

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6 years

Hold on, Tony’s onto something here

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9 years

Is that the WHO? Right. So this bacon/cancer thing. What's the position if one had, in a hypothetical situation, fuc

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@Badger5000

3 years

*runs out to get that ‘Let it snow’ wrapping paper*

Deirdre Nugent (Minister)

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3 years

Don't get that "Let it Snow" wrapping paper.🙈

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5 years

@piersmorgan Got any pictures of you and Savile? It's for a thing.

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8 months

@emmaroc33249448 @Telegraph I’m not reading all that, but presumably you’ve had the government you voted for these last 14 years so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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5 years

@fourfoot

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2 years

New Captain Tom just dropped

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7 years

NME 31 Oct 1987 #MES

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2 years

Once in a while I read an olde London novel and someone goes to the pub and I look to see if the pub is still there and if it is I like to go there and I am currently in just such a pub now, which seems to be unchanged since it appeared in the book

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7 years

Tory-DUP deal update

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7 years

On the 90th birthday of Geoffrey Palmer, your occasional reminder that Reggie Perrin foresaw the rise of UKIP

Reginald Perrin anarchy sketch DVD quality

The plan of action to fight the enemy. 'trotskyists, neo trotskyists,crypto trotskyists...long haired weirdos, short haired wierdos..namby pamby probation of...

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1 year

@RichMartinMcr @mippy Manchester United:

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2 years

They all go down in history m8, that’s how history works

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2 years

A World Cup final that will go down in history 🤯

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1 year

@fattmellows Look after the animals, don’t they? In the zoo. The zookeepers.

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8 years

I'd say that was the least of your worries mate

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2 years

@steveleng @JDolanOut It looks like you’re talking to yourself here, just standing at a slightly different angle

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5 years

I wish that asteroid would hurry up

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8 years

As observed by @SnoozeActive

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8 years

Trump’s mate here, forgetting to mention that Trump’s party blocked all Obama’s proposals. What an awful shitheel.

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@Badger5000

5 years

At the Kubrick exhibition. It is great. Here is Saul Bass’s signature to brighten your day.

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@Badger5000

4 years

I see yr da has had enough of this lockdown nonsense

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5 years

@Realaldo474 You keep in touch with Brian Laws, Mr Sportsmanship?

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@Badger5000

6 years

Yep, it's a "career ender" for William Ronald Sacheverell Sitwell - no chance of the heir presumptive to the Sitwell Baronetcy of Renishaw ever finding media work again #HowBritainWorks

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8 years

Red white & blue Brexit

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4 years

@MattHancock As long as they know their place and watch their tone, eh?

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5 years

@mrdanwalker Piers gets all the big interviews

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6 years

‘I meant paedo not poof’

Angela Smith

@angelasmithxmp

6 years

I'm really sorry that I misspoke earlier on Politics Live - here's my statement.

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2 years

Nonce’s brother replacing his mother

The Royal Mint

@RoyalMintUK

2 years

You've heard of elf on the shelf. Now get ready for...

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@Badger5000

8 years

I think what has been troubling me most about this is that he looks like both of The Two Ronnies at the same time.

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@Badger5000

8 years

Can’t stop staring at this picture of Van Morrison.

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5 years

@TruthfulBadger @LeaveEUOfficial Charge up the mobility scooters lads

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2 years

Julia there, trying to find the people who did this.

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6 years

Sun Ra just turned up on Eastenders

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2 years

Normal country latest: bloke on this train with the Jack The Ripper story tattooed around his leg

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@Badger5000

1 year

@Loudbasket @Jfarrers He certainly looks like him in that picture though

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10 months

@giantpoppywatch This complicates things considerably

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8 years

Jacob Rees-Mogg on Sky

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@Badger5000

7 years

My son is a high-quality person and I applaud his transparency

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@Badger5000

6 years

Twitter has peaked everyone, time to shut this thing down.

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5 years

@retalsp @Bigshirtlesscol Lends it round his mates, I heard

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10 months

John Belushi and Iggy Pop are coming for the Falklands

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@Badger5000

6 years

Morrissey doesn't give a fuck anymore, eh

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4 years

He’s making a list Buy everything twice He’s fighting your nan For the last bag of rice Panic buying’s coming to town

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@Badger5000

6 years

New Viz

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@Badger5000

4 years

@MyDoncaster @jtlovell1979 Looks like the same hand

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4 years

@cjbb3474 @MattHancock Flag nonce

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8 years

Guest editor of The Sun?

Stig Abell

@StigAbell

8 years

That exciting,Sunday-night sense of uncertainty: just how is Hitler going to pop up in next week's news?

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@Badger5000

6 years

LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIZE OF THAT LEMON

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10 months

@giantpoppywatch He won’t get a safe seat like that

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@Badger5000

6 years

#HMHB tonight. “Me brother did a coach trip round Pompeii, met this American fellah” Where you from? “Birkenhead” What state’s that in? “Bout the same as this.”

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@Badger5000

11 years

Steve Albini’s review of Spiderland for Melody Maker in 1991. #endofanera2 http://t.co/IrZ02VGyGn

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4 years

THIS AGED WELL

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5 years

Respect to all the sausage makers who aren’t endorsing entitled narcissism, racism and ruinous deregulation @HeckFood

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@Badger5000

3 years

Have gone dahn to Margate. Passer-by just called me an ‘arty farty cunt’ for reading a blue plaque about Turner.

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@Badger5000

2 years

Gigs I nicked the poster from: number 1 in an occasional series

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2 years

@nalaknip @Bren4Bassetlaw @cathynewman @Conservatives Bin juice in a suit

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5 years

GLOVE PERSONALITIES OF THE YEAR

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5 years

Boycott on R4 says “I’m glad that it’s about the cricket” of his knighthood, as if he might otherwise have been knighted for services to domestic violence

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@Badger5000

6 years

@nytimes someone once nonced up me noggin something naughty and no mistake

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1 year

Caroline Polachek’s audience here seems to be 3000 35-year-old gay men. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I had no idea. #Glastonbury

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2 years

@doublegonedod I really do like him

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@GregHands @Bennett_Tom_ @LynseyHedges @tom_pridham @KCFConservative @TeamLondonUK @reikibyheens SHOW US THE NOTE GREG / ONE LAST TIME

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6 years

@CulturalSnow @realDonaldTrump Given that he was picking through the smouldering ashes of California the day before yesterday, I'm not sure it's wise to pitch to his attention span.

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4 years

@TheSunFootball

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9 years

Guardian fake headline generator now redundant

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8 years

It's almost as if the country is run by fucking idiots.

Lisa O'Carroll

@lisaocarroll

8 years

Gasps as MPs told dogs taken across border into Northern Ireland would have to have documents post Brexit. Horses too. This is EU law.

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@Badger5000

4 years

Little Richard on Buddy Holly

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@Badger5000

3 years

“However much of a squalid shithouse I am, I will always fall upwards.”

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@Badger5000

11 years

Staff at Tooting Broadway sticking it to the man today http://t.co/cF1jybF4W9

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10 years

<subs please check> http://t.co/siLV1mLzXe

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@Badger5000

3 years

A week.

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@Badger5000

3 years

How long til it emerges that Simon Case was at the party he’s investigating

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1 year

@MrHarryCole

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@Badger5000

5 years

there's no bar so low that this shithouse won't limbo under it, wanking

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@Badger5000

3 years

Strong ‘Fridays at 9, ITV’ mood here

Dennis Myers

@Dennis_Myers

3 years

#LouReedAnd Paul Simon.

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@Badger5000

11 months

@dank_ackroyd I was once railing against Nick Clegg for facilitating the abuses of the terrible Cameron government and a Lib Dem popped up in my mentions to tell me off for swearing

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@Badger5000

8 years

Bar raised out of sight for #AccidentalPartridge

Mirror Celeb

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8 years

Alan Titchmarsh airlifted to hospital after gorging on fish and chips and an Easter Egg

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5 years

Sainsburys have an ‘angry arsehole’ section now

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7 years

Roses are red Violets are nice

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9 days

@shitbritishpics Has she had some work done?

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2 years

@elenore_dante @MCH1951 @igiveup326 @Tesco Pretty sure we invaded their countries m8, that’s largely why they live here now

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6 years

"I see, yes, very good. And what do they do with the bodies?"

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8 years

@KateHoeyMP @theresa_may By the same token, maybe the constituents of Vauxhall should be looking for an MP that represents their interests.

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@Badger5000

1 year

First they came for the conspiracy nuts And I said ‘yeah, they’re on GB News’ Then they came for the racists And I said ‘yeah, GB News again’ Then they came for the sex cases And I said ‘’you could have saved yourself some time here lads, you know

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@Badger5000

10 months

People my timeline has compared that Argentine whackjob to this morning: - Ted Bovis - him out of Supergrass - Gareth Edwards - John Belushi - a fat Lewis Collins - Knight Rider - Barry Keoghan in a wig - Bernard Manning - generic bent West Yorks detective c.1977

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2 years

Sounds shit

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4 years

Juliette Gréco outlived her guardian obituarist by 10 (ten) years

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@Badger5000

9 years

A flat overlooking Central Park. The millionaire author wakes. She stretches, pours coffee, and logs on to bully a 17 yr old 3k miles away.

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@Badger5000

3 years

A friend in Another Place points out that someone has uploaded the full set of SNUB TV

Snub TV (UK)

Snub TV was an alternative culture television program that ran from 1987 to 1989. The original program, while made in the UK, was developed by American produ...

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@Badger5000

8 years

Can we all just take a moment to think about this Brixton show again? From 1990, £10.