@piersmorgan
As everyone piles on Gary Glitter, I'd like to say he's a great guy, an excellent singer and hugely popular ... So much snobbery & hypocrisy being spewed by his critics.
@piersmorgan
As everyone piles on Rolf Harris, I'd like to say he's a great guy, an excellent broadcaster, and hugely popular with the vast majority of people who watched & appeared (voluntarily) on his top-rated show. So much snobbery & hypocrisy being spewed by his critics.
@piersmorgan
As everyone piles on Max Clifford I'd like to say he's a great guy, an excellent PR man, and hugely popular with the vast majority of people whom he represents. So much snobbery & hypocrisy being spewed by his critics.
Once in a while I read an olde London novel and someone goes to the pub and I look to see if the pub is still there and if it is I like to go there and I am currently in just such a pub now, which seems to be unchanged since it appeared in the book
Yep, it's a "career ender" for William Ronald Sacheverell Sitwell - no chance of the heir presumptive to the Sitwell Baronetcy of Renishaw ever finding media work again
#HowBritainWorks
#HMHB
tonight.
“Me brother did a coach trip round Pompeii, met this American fellah”
Where you from?
“Birkenhead”
What state’s that in?
“Bout the same as this.”
Boycott on R4 says “I’m glad that it’s about the cricket” of his knighthood, as if he might otherwise have been knighted for services to domestic violence
@CulturalSnow
@realDonaldTrump
Given that he was picking through the smouldering ashes of California the day before yesterday, I'm not sure it's wise to pitch to his attention span.
@dank_ackroyd
I was once railing against Nick Clegg for facilitating the abuses of the terrible Cameron government and a Lib Dem popped up in my mentions to tell me off for swearing
First they came for the conspiracy nuts
And I said ‘yeah, they’re on GB News’
Then they came for the racists
And I said ‘yeah, GB News again’
Then they came for the sex cases
And I said ‘’you could have saved yourself some time here lads, you know
People my timeline has compared that Argentine whackjob to this morning:
- Ted Bovis
- him out of Supergrass
- Gareth Edwards
- John Belushi
- a fat Lewis Collins
- Knight Rider
- Barry Keoghan in a wig
- Bernard Manning
- generic bent West Yorks detective c.1977