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2 years

Hammy was a weird little dog that just wanted to be wherever I was all the time. I hope she knew I would have done anything to keep her here with me a little longer.

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@LeftistMoniker Huh, it’s almost like an economy where the only job is selling shit, doesn’t really work if nobody has money to buy shit. Wild.

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@KnowS0mething I have no idea what this is in reference to but I feel like this probably applies???

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@mollydeez I absolutely demand for this to be satire

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@ARealTrashAct Hark a Vagrant has some excellent unhinged Cathy and Heathcliff comics, if you haven’t read them yet!

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@spazluvsshoes @PKhakpour Honestly it does not look nearly as unsettling when you do it for some reason 😂

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@honeyydew_melon @no_talent_shan I have one!

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@atdpti @girlfr0g Hello I am here to see the queen chunk thank you

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3 years

. @davidduchovny @GillianA I made some X-Files themed sugar cookies today!

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@ThePolySolution You can look at a person without harassing them, WTF????

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3 years

@parasocialyte I wore clothing much too large for me from age like 12- 25 because I was uncomfortable with the shape of my body being noticed. People should be able to buy and wear whatever they feel comfy in. The real problem is clothing brands that don’t carry more sizes.

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6 years

YOU GUYS. Somebody wrote a Frasier RPG. I can finally BE NILES. @bransonreese

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4 years

@MartiMar29 @quietlionness @tcshells I thought he was saying they didn’t have any money for presents

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3 years

@DeeLaSheeArt I took a child development class in high school and the only thing I remember is try to give kids choices rather than a yes or no command. Like “do you wanna do your homework before or after dinner?” Rather than “do you homework NOW”

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@hyperich_muse @amoraxolotl So like, if somebody draws a goatee on your highschool yearbook photo that’s not a photo of you anymore? Goatee-you does not exist. There is no person who looks exactly like goatee-you.

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@liliuhms Me and my husband just did some stripes in our living room a couple weeks ago!

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@ThePolySolution No dude, you replied to a tweet that said “I’m tired of being sexually harassed” with “don’t tell me what to look at”

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@keogh1992x Forcing your kid to disrespect their teacher because of your own ego is protecting them from… what exactly?

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2 years

@TicsnTatts The only reason people turn to online sources to self-diagnose is because doctors are so dismissive. When patients approach them with concerns they’re like “wow sucks to suck, have you tried losing weight” So they try more specific requests just to get some kind of help.

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@_POTRG_ @riftwakepodcast @sp00pygabbagho @BizarreLazar @fuckyouiquit My office co-worker has an F-250 so big, a ladder folds out of the tailgate. She owns nothing that needs to be towed. She asked if we could use my car to take her dog to the vet because getting the dog’s stroller in and out of her truck is “too difficult” 😂

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11 months

@womenpostingws “This is my inside dirt. It’s just dirt that I have inside” I wanna take this person on a date.

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5 months

@TheManlet_King The last sentence is a joke right? Because what landlords do isn’t actually work?? That last part is just really good satire, please tell me I’m right 😩

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2 years

@natniels @Astro_A__ Shit. I hate cosmetic surgery places that try to create even more shit for us to be insecure about…. But “what exactly did you want us to do cate?” Is so funny

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@kittynouveau Before Covid I spent a lot of time at the gym so I could get strong and fast to hike up mountains, climb over fences and run from the cops. This dude can stay home and read a damn book while I’m out fucking shit up with my muscles.

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@meganroseruiz Was this an attempt to fix an AI extra finger? Like did they upload AI art to procreate and try to fix it up enough to pass for real art?

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@DavidARFerguson @JackieFrancesca @JadeK526 @Aleatory_Fox @LuadzersDustin If you have kids specifically so they’ll take care of you when you’re old, they absolutely aren’t going to. They can tell they’re just your retirement plan and they will resent you for it 😘

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@LLW90210 Being attracted to straight men is baffling and yet I am compelled

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3 years

@allancoto9 @nypost Are you jealous cause she has hair and you don’t? :(

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@hyperich_muse @amoraxolotl Who’s mad??

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@RandiFoorDalton Bob Ross, Mr Rogers, LaVar Burton, and Steve Irwin plz.

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@thenecrodruid @JUNlPER @poppy_haze In Jefferson county Colorado, where Columbine happened, they really did keep kitty litter on hand in case of extended lock down. Idk if they still do, or if anywhere else has. But this article is from 2017

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@ChrisGriswold @Saibashinreiart @bridgmandrew It was an even worse book, if you can believe it.

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@BudrykZack I was about to be horrified wondering if this was the true purpose of Cowboy Joe. But then I remember he is *inside* an amusement park that costs like $50 to get into. So probably not. Phew.

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@fluffypkmn Why did this make me feel so sad for the sweet lady looking for Big Chungus

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@VeryBadLlama My first celebrity crush was John Goodman as seen on Roseann and my taste remains unchanged

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@yrfatfriend My husband. Today he made me blueberry pancakes and chopped down a tree to put in our living room. He’s perf.

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@_celia_bedelia_ As a woman who had been to the doctor, I can safely say it’s much more likely the doctor was not treating you at all while floating the idea that you were exaggerating and nothing was wrong.

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@crotchner They forgot to put sunscreen on their noses 🥺

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4 years

“Can I cast charm person?” “You can fucking try it but I am PISSED OFF right now guys” @bransonreese I’m like one and a half episodes into Rude Tales of Magic and I already love it.

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@feminemi1y Imagine a man *not* saying this about a woman. You can’t, it is impossible even to dream.

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5 years

@pan_darker Okay but like, that actual article outlines how to better include asexuals in “sex and kink parties” First of all, what? Second of all, There are apparently enough kink parties being thrown that their inclusivity is being challenged? Am I sheltered? Who is throwing all these??

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@ChrismasCholo @bellapromote @CubeSteve You’re going to be very upset when you hear about what happens to left over embryos after IVF.

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@KivaBay @SofieHagen @yrfatfriend Now I’m just gonna spend all day reading criticisms of Wall-E and crying. I feel betrayed.

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@twitfugative @zachsilberberg No seriously, go for it. I dare you to try living the luxurious and pampered lifestyle of a government assistance recipient.

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3 years

@BiIIyldoI Oh man, have you seen the Fort Pitt Bridge in Pittsburgh? Like 8 lanes of traffic merge onto one bridge, then have like 300 feet to merge into the correct exit lane or be forced off some other exit to the opposite side of the world.

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@maxischulz161 Wait wait sorry!! Don’t RT this! RT the original by @ejknoodles please!

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“make pride merch” me: ok

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@AngelaLovesNY People who have never worked in a library haven’t seen the sheet volume of books that haven’t been checked out in 10 years. You have to purge something to make way for books people might actually use. These folks should go check those old books out if they want to keep them in…

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@tmills3197 Did not expect to cry

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@JenLRossman Water bear water bear water bear

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@kittynouveau I also did it so I could make everyone at my wedding arm wrestle me for their cake.

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@AngelaLovesNY It’s sad because there are services and programs at libraries a lot of people really need and can’t get help with elsewhere, but upper middle class women do not seem to care about what any other person needs.

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@keithjohnstack @hausofdecline Sounds like good praxis to me I dunno

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3 years

@AhsokaKnows @sesmith A lot of times being declawed causes behavioral issues, like not using the litter box cause digging in the litter hurts their paws. Then people dump them at a shelter over those issues :((((

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@SmooveGroovin23 @stemmler448 @DarrenJ66 @slutriarch You literally don’t even know how people acquire citizenship in your own country, and you’re gonna act like you’re somehow better than immigrants? Lmao they belong here more than you do.

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@magpiekilljoy @whata_vibe The only reason I feel any shred of compassion is that they are experiencing my personal actual worst nightmare right now.

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@Murray4People @neiltyson And also the worst

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@BlockingIs @Qban_Linx Tbh it kinda seems like your opinion on this doesn’t matter since this woman would absolutely never even consider letting you touch her at all.

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@EladNehorai Why do Christians just like, bother people as a hobby?

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@aasterisms Well, I guess it’s time to be honest and admit I don’t know what fast fashion is lol

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@feminemi1y IVF treatments result in the destruction of 7-15 embryos per patient, and is perfectly legal in all 50 states. The pro-life crowd could not care less. It makes it pretty obvious how manufactured their outrage over abortion truly is.

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@guy_freire Is this why Christian dudes want all women to be married with 3 kids by the time they’re 25? So they’ll feel obligated to stay with them?

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@dosgendersonly @_celia_bedelia_ Is there not like, a whole range of ages between 19 and 38? Could men in their 30s maybe consider settling down with a 30 year old? 28 year old? 25 year old? Somebody who has gotten to live as an adult without some older dude’s influence for a few years at least?

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@VanHammersly @Fr0styBanana721 @Cringetopia_ @coramayxoxo It’s cute that you think this would hurt an ADHD person’s feelings. Like we didn’t all hear this 10x by lunch every day of our childhood lmao.

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@JittumBrown @suannelqr Do you know where babies come from, Jittum?

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@ElPanardi Idk why so many people assume adults who have kids will never be lonely? Do you still hang out with *your* parents?

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@kiw8isaredflag @BeebZ_DonoZ What does the kink of a totally separate person have to do with Vivzie? Like why is this even something we’re talking about? It seems like people are just reaching for anything negative to say about Viv because they can’t stand a show they don’t like being popular.

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@GarbageApe What were they applauding?

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@KivaBay @SofieHagen @yrfatfriend I never thought of it this way and I’m so upset now

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@komiska @MrSollozzo The first time I ate an egg from a local chicken I was like this is amazing!!!WHAT HAVE I BEEN EATING ALL MY LIFE??

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@kiw8isaredflag @BeebZ_DonoZ Personally, I consider myself a “totally separate person” from all my co-workers and don’t want to be held accountable for that ever weird fetishes they may have. But if you feel differently about your life, ~you do you~

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@boss_on_here I was hoping it would end up being some wacky I Love Lucy situation where the maid and the new family work together to keep the rich people from catching on.

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@girldrawsghosts Bunch of Christians in the comments all like “this man is a hero” like they think Satan is real and they really just stuck it to him by breaking a statue. It would be funny if the second hand embarrassment weren’t so strong 😂

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@RhiannonJenks93 It’s wild to me that the excuse to not allow anyone under 18 to transition is that it involves irreversible changes to the body…. As though pushing kids into competitive gymnastics, or ballet dancing, or American football doesn’t do irreversible harm to their bodies?

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@ellkay_ I was *just* making these conversation heart shaped cookies for my pop punk friends when I read this 😅

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@hottestriffs Stupid as in reckless, or stupid as in “a grown adult who can drive a car shouldn’t just be at the wheel eating dry Cheerios directly out of the box” I guess either way, my answer is dry Cheerios directly out of the box.

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@Hey_Im_Nat @funnyusername30 @Zephyrblue415 @_david_ho_ I love those little trucks with the bench seats they made in the 80’s and 90’s so much. I learned to drive stick in one, we named him Trevor and my friends would lay down flat in the bed in the summer when we drove around. 🥲

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@Prutsirs_JayJay @bemesda @faecuddlebug @greycitydove Having this feeling is how you know you are a girl tbh

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@yinzer_g @passittobulis A gay person has never given me a tiny pamphlet about being gay instead of a tip. Or invited me their book club where they read and interpret all the rules about being gay. They don’t even have their own huge building where they all go to sing about being gay every week.

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@ClaireMax @Hrmit_6 Where would one find this video… for science

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“Do you trust your friend’s ability to handle a bunch of nachos?” Profound questions on this episode of @of_rude

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@Kosperry @Zombie_Ernie I like this so much better when it’s animals

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@besimexd @natbaker @thechosenberg Being able to live with your mother isn’t the same as “having a brain” 🙄

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@rava Isn’t this like, exactly that joke in Schitt’s Creek???

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@Thomas_Banacek @cemeterythesea @BadMedicalTakes You can tell a woman’s body count by counting the rings in her vagina

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@Shaydozer Wish I had a cooler answer but I do not.

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@TjAppears @TheManlet_King Landlords aren’t providing housing or a service of any kind. The housing already exists. They are a middleman taking advantage of their access to up front capital in order to make a passive income at the expense of somebody else.

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@AlanJohnson The CEO made 9.4 million dollars in 2022. It would take a person working full time at $20 an hour 200 years to make what that guy made in one. A year in which he did his job badly. This country is broken.

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@ZackTaylorFA @DiabolicalSpuds As a person who is a furry I’m sure you understand liking a thing other people find unappealing and being irritated by those people sharing that they think it’s unappealing when nobody asked them. Be better.

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@bluejoni @NBCNews Another article says the cops shot the suspect while he was still in the driver’s seat. The police fired into a vehicle they knew had a baby inside.

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@cmasonphoto Oh wow the number of replies in this thread that are like “I don’t see the issue” or “what does this have to do with the church” is deeply concerning

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@loresjoberg @red_mercer

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@DeFiDaddyK0ol @AllisonRFloyd Yeah bro, women buy designer handbags to attract men. They get their long fake nails meticulously painted for men. It’s all for men.

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@DweblinVeltz @Twiffalo @DoctorMacArthur Is it funnier if it is a joke or is not a joke? Impossible to tell.

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