"Doctor, I'm feeling depressed, maybe even suicidal"
"Call that man over there a slur"
"W-what?"
"Here's some Sobe. Take this once a day while listening to this Papa Roach album. Also here's a copy of Halo 2 and some hair gel."
"I don't understand!"
"Trust the science"
I was an opener at a gym and the only employee in the building from 5:30am-9am 5 days a week.
The manager position directly above me opened up. I applied, and got it.
After 2 weeks of working this position I was introduced to the manager they hired for this role. Then they said
animals don't want to be eaten
animals don't want to be eaten
animals don't want to be eaten
animals don't want to be eaten
animals don't want to be eaten
animals don't want to be eaten
animals don't want to be eaten
animals don't want to be eaten
Feds reading a terrorists profile and realizing that instead of attacking an elementary school, concert, or holiday parade, he might attack a corporate building.
Fallout 5. Put it in Memphis and have a Ghoul in silver mask like King Baldwin rule from the Bass Pro Pyramid. Throw in some atomic river boats, gatorclaws, blues and boom. Perfect Fallout 5.
This was in 2015. The company went under in '21.
I worked a few other places and got promoted at all of them to a point but I always ran into the same issue eventually.
So I became a landlord and have never been happier.
Because being smart or talented does not translate into having a job in America at all.
The most talented and hardworking people are continuously kept in lower positions at near every company.
Ever heard the phrase "you're too valuable at your current position"?
That means
I have only had a vacancy 2 times in the last 4 years. One of which was because I helped my tenant purchase her first home.
She recommended a friend and it was occupied again the day after she moved.
Being a decent person is better for business than anything else.
Here it is! The entire Saiyan Saga of Dragon Ball Z (and a little extra) put into 1 movie. Edited and rescored by me. In memory of the legendary Akira Toriyama. Enjoy!
"You are at the zoo. It's crowded. You arrive at the bear exhibit when a man approaches you."
"I jump"
"Into the bear exhibit?"
"Worst a bear would do is maul me, Mr. Deckard"
"Ok, so like the entire place is haunted and super spooky because of Native Americans. It's an allegory for my dad being mean to me and how I am still mad about it."
"Gay. Your dad sounds based and I'm changing your stupid nerd story. People will only remember my version btw."
>No power rack
>No gaming rig
>No laptop plugged into a TV
>Completely impractical L-couch set up
>wtf even are those chairs?
>Exposed concrete and no ceiling
>No yellow pillow
>Lamps everywhere
This was designed 100% by a woman with thick frame glasses and sleeve tattoos.
A human being only needs 36 cubic feet of non-freezing space to live.
Our society's "housing problems" are purely social. They exist only because of cultural ideas about housing, both socially and via state enforcement. Absent building codes and ideas about historically gigantic
congress had 4 years to make this thing illegal before it hit the streets and still failed us
no crumple zone steel body 3 ton truck with tesla's autopilot, the ultimate pedestrian disintegrator
"Actually Frankenstein was the scientists name."
"What's the monsters name then?"
"I uhh. Uhmm I..."
"What's his name? Tell me. Tell me his name."
"I. I don't know!"
"Frankenstein. Frankenstein the 2nd. Franky Jr if you will."
White people ordering butter chicken, garlic naan, and mango Lassi at an Indian restaurant has the same energy as them ordering enchiladas, margaritas, and chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant
@UnderAJuniper
Yeah, but then they turned 20 and things were fine. They got a bf/gf, a house, a job, friends etc.
Teens with depression can't grow out of it now because life sucks and doesn't "get better".
They also can't cope with good games/music either now
"Humans are the bad guys because after the bugs attacked TWICE, humanity finally retaliated (Paul Verhoeven confirms this). If you don't understand this you're a big heckin no-no word"
‘Please,’ she begged, ‘I don’t want this.’
‘You must. The child is destined for greatness.’
‘And what of me? What of my greatness?’
There was no reply.
"Haiti is in desperate need of liberation from western oppression. Hati needs Revolution!"
"I didn't know you supported com-"
"SHIP ALL LIBERALS TO HAITI! SHIP ALL LIBERALS TO HAITI!"
The funniest part is how easy "media literacy" types are to bait.
The only take aways they have from this are:
>You're fascist
>You too dumb to see the satire?
>Wrong meme template
They can not comprehend anything not spoonfed to them. Which was the point of using this
"We need to do something for the homeless and mentally unwell."
"Insane Asylums"
"WHAT? NO! YOU CAN'T SEPERATE THE VIOLENT AND UNWELL FROM THE REST OF SOCIETY. WE NEED SOCIAL WORKERS AND UBI AND CITIZENS NEED TO JUST DEAL WITH IT IN THE MEANTINE!"
"You're going with them."
To all those worried about
#XMen97
being “too woke”, I have a very important message for you:
“YOU’RE THE BAD GUYS IN THE TRAILER! NOT THE COOL ONES. YOU’RE THE SHITTY IGNORANT RACISTS IN THE BACKGROUND!”
THIS IS YOU!
Denis Villeneuve’s next film will be ‘CLEOPATRA’ with Zendaya set to star as the titular character.
Timothee Chalamet has been offered the role of Octavius & Daniel Craig is being sought to play Caesar. Filming is being eyed for late 2024.
(via
@DanielRPK
)
Not to mention the fact most jobs today that aren't literally worthless are insanely under paid.
So most people can't make themselves go to work year after year at a job that does NOTHING for the betterment of the world.
They burn out. Give up.
What part of Halo did you think WASN'T rw?
The super soldiers?
The fighting against alien?
The military centric story and cast?
The male chorus harmonizing over an electric guitar?
The tiny naked blue lady?
Halo is about the indomitable human spirit violently refusing defeat.
@MartyTheElder
Your political stances are antithetical to the series that granted you any semblance of relevance. Know your audience.
You’ve ruined your legacy in record time. Can’t wait for the humiliating footnote in your obituary about your brief political stint.
This was me screwing around because people who spent years saying the UNSC is fascist, Cortana was sexist, and Halo was just military recruitment propaganda, all of a sudden heel turned and started claiming Halo as obviously left coded.
Spiteful, anti-fun losers.
Oh, also:
Today I learned killing aliens and electric guitar are exclusively right wing.
This is along with the narrative that apparently the left would just let themselves get glassed by the Covenant, for some reason? Let's just blame it on 'wokeness' or whatever, I guess...
@Akumabat
What's not shown is his application only has 3 years of direct experience and a bachelor's. That's just not enough. He needs 5+ years AND a masters.
The post above is an observation on the dozens of accounts with living soyjaks as a pfp calling me a bad person for the act of owning property.
Nowhere did I blame any demographic for anything.
The right-wing lunatics love this little meme they made but I also have a policy degree, which was pretty econometrics-heavy. The actual joke here is that I have way too many degrees, not that one of them is history
"One of the most heinous multi billion dollar corporations on the planet agrees with me!? I'm so heckin validated right now! Thank you, Children's cartoon, for your political messages that only I am smart enough to understand!"
Seriously one of the greatest game trailers of all time.
The only 2 that come close are the Gears of War Mad World trailer and the Dead Island trailer.
The FASTEST way to see these 1st amendment champions 180 their opinion is for somebody to declare Hitler a diety and start a Nazi religion.
Remember it's NOT about the 1st amendment, or the law or being fair. They just have a petty resentment for Christianity.
"Here's a picture from the 1970's. Notice how everyone is skinny! What changed? Let's find out why with a 24 tweet long thread ending with a link to buy my book." (The answer is just we move less, eat more and eat worse now.)
"We should stop human trafficking and save the thousands of children victims."
"Wtf are you a conservative? This is problematic. I'm a very smart journalist."
The weird, hostile *NEED* people have for making sure you never unironically enjoy anything is a huge factor in this btw. It's why your favorite show, movie, song, etc is problematic. Why showing any real emotion is cringe.
It's more than coping. It's imperative to their
Alternatively they can do a trade and do something with meaning.
And do extremely hard work for 60 hour weeks making only ~$3 more per hour than the stay at home email job salaried at $75k.
So why would they do the trade? 4x the work for 1.5x the pay?
The girls were lying to you. Guys don't like bangs.
But, if a guy says he *does* like bangs, he means emo swoop bangs. NOT hipster quirk chungus curtain bangs.
Bethesda is getting bombarded on multiple social media platforms because of me lmao. Even a local Memphis news site (The Daily Memphian) featured this.
I'm still waiting on the job offer btw, Todd.
But barring that, maybe I'll organize a modding team...
Fallout 5. Put it in Memphis and have a Ghoul in silver mask like King Baldwin rule from the Bass Pro Pyramid. Throw in some atomic river boats, gatorclaws, blues and boom. Perfect Fallout 5.
"Food was NOT cheap 4 years ago! Nobody has EVER ordered from a Dollar menu! Nobody EVER fed a family of 4 for under $20! Nothing was EVER affordable! The Economy has NEVER been better!"
@deaux6
Objectively the og post is not true.
Girls in the 50's did wear pants and did go to college.
Abusive child predators were caught, tried and often sentenced to death.
The polio vaccine was developed in 1950 and commercially available in 1961.