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🕸️✨CAMPAIGN PREMIERE✨🕸️ 🧚🐉🦇🧑‍🦳Rude Tales Of Magic: NETHERMURK🧑‍🦳🦇🐉🧚 Episode 1: All God’s Creatures

[New Campaign Premiere] All God's Creatures

WELCOME TO NETHERMURK So many strange things lie below, cut off from the surface, at home in the deepest, darkest caves. Who would dare tell their story? Surely not the brave and good-looking cast of...

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There are no normal animals in Dungeons and Dragons. It’s all dire this and dire that. What does dire mean? Simple. It means “fucked up”

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while the Rude Tales gang waits out quarantine in stirfry’s pocket (no food), we’ve been working on a tale from Cordelia past: COME AT THE KING, a miniseries set 500 years before the events of Rude Tales! First ep out TOMORROW!

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OKAY @of_rude I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO NAME A CHARACTER "BUKAKKE PEPSI"

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Thank you to everybody who voted in the Audio Verse Awards! We owe these 13 victories to you!

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We begged incredible photographer @zackdezon not to make us look hot; "Just catch us on our way out of the toilets", we said. These photos are the result:

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New Rude Tales of Magic tomorrow for all the fine people. The episode will also be available for all the rotten people, who tend to make up a much larger portion of our listenership.

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Apologies to all our haters but we’re recording in person again ✌️

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People love Dungeons and Dragons because it’s a world where swords receive a proper amount of respect. An escape from our hopeless world.

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Huge shoutout to this bard from the player's handbook for looking exactly like a guy who tries to sell you mushrooms at HFStival '04

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PREMIERING TUESDAY AUGUST 6TH THE NEXT GREAT SAGA IN THE RUDE TALES TRADITION WILL YOU DARE DELVE BELOW? TO THAT STRANGE AND WICKED PLACE? THE NETHERMURK WAITS FOR YOU

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Our dedication to roleplay is nothing short of heroic. Don't miss the latest Rude Tales of Magic episode, "Look Out Below"!

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This is how we handle combat on Rude Tales

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This is also canon in Rude Tales

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17 years ago today Dave Matthews Band dumped 800 pounds of poo onto a tour boat on the Chicago River.

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We’ve got a new episode coming on Christmas Eve. In the meantime please enjoy this picture Branson drew of the cast.

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This is sort of a Rude Tales spoiler

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Dungeons? Dragons? These are just two of the things you can encounter in the thrilling fantasy world of Dungeons and Dragons. Witches are not out of the question, for example.

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We recorded Mountaintop with @BrennanLM one year ago today 🏔️ Our last in-person recording 🥲

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Our wonderful producer Taylor is home from the hospital, and you’ll be be able to regale your families with a new episode of Rude Tales this very Christmas Eve!!🎄🎄🎄🐦💀😈🦌👩‍🎤

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RUDE TALES OF MAGIC IS ONE YEAR OLD TODAY

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Everybody drinks wine in Dungeons and Dragons. All day they drink it. If somebody offers you water in Dungeons and Dragons it’s considered fucked up.

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Hey this is the team at Rude HQ. We’re aware that some members of the cast have been debating Dragons on social media today and we want to state that the show officially does not take sides. As an organization, Rude Tales stands with the science (Dragons are Fish)

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Just recorded the FINAL Come At The King episode last night. Uh... you *might* wanna binge all the episodes before Tuesday, August 25th so you can properly enjoy what many are calling "the finest story ever told"

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In the world of Dungeons and Dragons instead of a gun you have to throw a heated up sword super fast. Just one of the differences between Dungeons and Dragons and our own world.

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Tuesday’s episode will probably be a little late while our producer deals with a medical emergency. Please be cool and wish Taylor well.

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No new episode today. Here are some bail funds you can donate to. If you can go protest, please do. Black Lives Matter. Solidarity forever.

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on a serious note: Rude Tales of Magic is proud to be a cast and crew of partners. Each of us adores (and is in return adored by) a boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife. Today we celebrate the “magic” of commitment. Today we celebrate you. No recording today. Be with Love.

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Can you spot the differences between images? NO NEED! We will tell you! =D 1. We are now part of the Headgum network! 2. We are going back to biweekly releases with our launch on May 16th! 3. Fez, butt tattoo, school in the distance, pipe on fire, bearowl =)

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We have been made aware

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We're delaying our canon episode this week due to a private family matter for one of our crew. But fear not! We will be releasing a BRAND NEW bonus ep to the public feed on Wednesday. Back to our regularly scheduled programming soon! As Frasier would say: [Thanks for] listening.

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Our DM is in a maximum security prison for “shoplifting from a grave”

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Happy International Game Master Day! Our GM/DMs are filled with the joy and passion to bring amazing games to their players every session, and we could not be more grateful for all their hard work! Please tell us all about your awesome GMs and DMs! #dnd #ttrpg

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🌺NEW RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🌺 🏔🗻⛰Mountaintop⛰🗻🏔 (with special guest star BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN @BrennanLM )

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"Regarding that principle, the Buddha often said to the bhikùus, “You should know that the Dharma which I speak is like a raft. The raft is used to cross the sea of suffering — birth and death....

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Show's cancelled

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ENHANCE

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HELLO SCUM!!! Brand new actual play podcast alert. RUDE TALES OF MAGIC!!!!!! Cumming: September 24 - Listen or else!

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Babies traditionally do just fine if you leave them alone in the woods for 8 months

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Looking to get started or caught up on Rude Tales of Magic before we come roaring back with the main storyline? Why, look no further than our first episode, traditionally considered the best place to start:

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*Senator Pepsi cracks his knuckles*

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An exciting thing about our show is that there is a single car out there in the world for the players to either find or not find.

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Serious. Let's leave the comedy to the clowns at the circus, shall we?

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Do you prefer a more comedic or serious #DnD / #TTRPG campaign?

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Can’t seem to find the typo?

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Hilarious typo found in a #DnD book. ( found by Mike Gamsby )

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This is how every episode of Rude Tales is structured, not sure what the big deal is

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Still amazes me that someone thinks this is what writers do when they sit down to write a script.

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Oh wow a list of the top D&D podcasts I wonder who’s #1 😏😏😏

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These are the best D&D podcasts to listen to right now.

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If Borat was married to Rude Tales of Magic then perhaps “my wife!” would serve as an advertisement for our wonderful show. Food for thought...

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Lou Bega voice: One, two, three, four, five; those are all the editions of D&D, yeah!

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You heard right: our latest episode is out and it's 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘯. Listen now!

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Back to school? More like back to FOOL if you miss out on these new Polaris University sweatshirts and hoodies in the store now:

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When we drop a new Rude Tales to our beloved fans

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Gerry Mentlegen: Origins

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Mayor Pete is getting into podcasting:

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No Rude Tales fan has EVER voted and that's a promise!

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Due to “L'agonie de l'ordinateur” episode three of Come At The King will be released on Wednesday instead of Tuesday. To make up for it we have made this episode especially good, using technology.

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We sent episode two to the government and they said it was “illegally good.” BREAK THE LAW AND LISTEN NOW

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At its core Rude Tales of Magic is a story about passion, betrayal, and that certain something that keeps you coming back for more.

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Let's see, let's see, what's on the agenda for tomorrow? -Call Mom -Pick up that cream for all my sores -Drop the thrilling conclusion of the CLASS DISMISSED CAMPAIGN

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The first Rude Tales character.